Need for a Guard

Zeng Tong was thinking hard, how could he stand up to Bai Mochou's slap in the face?

The dawn that vaguely appeared in his mind was frightened back by the old bastard, and his mind fell into darkness again.

"Hey! Is there a second couplet, hurry up and recruit it truthfully!"

How could Bai Mochou control so much in order to protect her son-in-law?He walked up to Zeng Tong angrily, pointed at his nose as if he was interrogating a prisoner, and shouted angrily, "If you dare not answer my rogue, I will judge you as a loser."

"I...I still need some time..." Zeng Tong said nonchalantly.

How could the old rascal Bai allow him to think too much?Spit spit, all sprayed on Zeng Tong's aggrieved and melancholy face, and shouted: "I don't have a moment's time, if you're right, you're right, don't be so fickle, wow... this review announces that you... ..."

Shi Yue quickly stopped Bai Mochou, and asked Zeng Tong with a smile, "Mr. Zeng, how about giving you another two sticks of incense? Can you be fair?"

Zeng Tong was overjoyed, "Really? You didn't lie to me? Didn't you entertain me?"

Shi Yue vaguely remembered that when he couldn't answer Zeng Tong's pair, Zeng Tong said exactly the same words. Now that he heard it again, he felt very funny in his heart, and he could also feel from his bones how much Zeng Tong treated him. fear.

Shi Yue smiled, and followed Hulu's drawing, "Are you worth my while?"

Bai Mochou saw the self-confidence in Shi Yue's eyes, thinking about how kind my son-in-law is!He snorted again: "Zeng Tong, for the sake of Mr. Yue Yue pleading for you, I will extend your time for two sticks of incense, hmph! It's really cheap for you..."

Shi Yue's actions have increased the friendliness of a lot of geniuses!All the talented scholars once again praised him overwhelmingly,

"Young Master Nongyue is so generous. It's admirable to make such a big sacrifice in the final."

"Brother Li is right. Young Master Nongyue has confidence in his heart. This is the natural demeanor of a king, which is naturally different from us ordinary people..|"

"That's right! Compared with Young Master Nongyue, Zhuangyuanlang is really inferior..."

……

Zeng Shan's nose was almost crooked when he heard the people talking and chewing their tongues, but his skills are not as good as others, so what can I say?

The mouth grows on thousands of talented people, and it cannot be blocked no matter how hard it is.

Bai Mochou turned her head to the side, raised her face, and 'looked' at Zeng Shan's paper-white face with her nostrils, and said arrogantly: "Hearing the proverbs of all the talents, I really feel sorry for your precious son in my heart. , such a good number one scholar, how could he be ruined in the hands of Mr. Nongyue? How strange! How strange!"

Although Zeng Shan was angry, he couldn't get entangled with Bai Mochou. He turned to look at Zeng Tong who was silent and deep in thought, feeling sorry for his precious son in his heart.

Zeng Tong is also very talented, and there is indeed such a flash of light in his mind, but the flash of light flashes back and forth, but he can't grasp it properly, which makes people anxious.

In a blink of an eye, the two sticks of incense were burned out again!

Bai Mochou knocked heavily on the teacup, awakening Zeng Tong who was in deep thought, and Shi Yue who was about to fall asleep with his eyes closed.

"Ah? It's time..."

Shi Yue stretched his waist, and asked Zeng Tong with a lazy smile, "Zeng Tong, did you make it? Is that right? Are you right? Are you right for me?"

"I...I'm right..." Zeng Tong fell into deep thought for a long time, his cheeks were red and swollen, and he felt hot and uncomfortable.

At this time, Shi Yueyun calmly squeezed him with a few words, coupled with thousands of pairs of eyes staring straight at him, his face felt even more unbearable, as if being whipped by a cane, painful, swollen, and uncomfortable, Stuttering and unable to speak.

Shi Yue laughed again and said, "What? Mr. Zeng, can you tell me? All the talented scholars are waiting, otherwise... I will give you another two sticks of incense time?"

Zeng Tong shook his head helplessly, slapped his thigh fiercely, Qiqi Ai said: "I...I'm sorry, you won this round."

Whoa!

Thousands of talents applauded like thunder.

Yan Jing and San Mao clapped their hands and bumped their chests, and You Lan breathed a sigh of relief, "Bad guy, he still loves to bully people so much, he's dead..."

Hong Xing, Bai Su, and Li Xianyu were three beauties, their charming cheeks blushed with embarrassment, and they were so happy to the bottom of their hearts.

Little Loli pouted her mouth and said with a smile: "Three sisters, I have a sweet mouth, and the fables must be right. Please remember to please me, buy me candy, and I will say good things about big brother."

Bai Mochou's big slap slapped Zeng Shan's ear, and he said with a rough smile, "Haha... It's a good loss! It's a good loss! There is a saying: A dead pig is not afraid of boiling water! True gold is not afraid of fire, It's really good to lose!"

Zeng Shan was so angry that he stood up, stared straight at Shi Yue, waited for the applause to subside, and then sneered, "This is definitely so difficult. Although I can't do it right, I'm afraid Shi Baihu can't do it either. ?”

Without waiting for Shi Yue's answer, he turned to Bai Mochou and said, "Bai Yushi, is what I said reasonable?"

Bai Mochou blurted out, "Who says Shi Yue can't do it? He can do it with his eyes closed..."

After finishing speaking, looking at Zeng Shan's sneering face, he realized that he had been fooled—Old man Zeng, you finally fucked me once!

The reason why Absolute is called Absolute is because there is no second line to deal with it, even if you think of an absolute talent, you may not be able to match the second line.

There are countless such examples in ancient and modern times!

However, Shi Yue's first couplet has already reached the level of shocking and weeping ghosts and gods, regardless of its artistic conception or technique. How can the second couplet be so easy to come up with?

Seeing thousands of pairs of eyes looking over, Bai Mochou hurriedly changed her words: "This...what I just said doesn't count..."

Zeng Shan hurriedly stopped Bai Mochou's next words, and said with a sneer: "Bai Yushi, you are the imperial censor, you are upright, you never tell lies, and you never speak big words! These advantages of yours are as high as those of the court ministers. , Down to traffickers and pawns, who doesn't know? Who doesn't know?"

Bai Mochou's face turned red, and she said embarrassingly, "That's what I said, but... that..."

Zeng Shan managed to seize the opportunity, how could he let go of this old hooligan who had taunted him countless times?Continue to post: "Bai Yushi never lies, spitting is a nail, there is absolutely no reason to fire a cannon! Bai Yushi, don't you think so?"

Then he yelled at the talented scholars in the audience: "All talented scholars, do you think this is the case?"

Thousands of talented scholars shouted loudly: "Yes! Yes! Yes..."

Bai Mochou shivered in fright: This group of noisy and talented scholars are really a bunch of fools, they only know how to watch the excitement.

Zeng Shan asked again: "Bai Yushi, please? Please communicate with your lovely nephew and tell me the next couplet? Otherwise, your reputation of integrity and integrity will be just...haha..."

Bai Su stomped her feet angrily on the high platform, clenched her pink fists tightly, bit her pink lips tightly, and said angrily, "Father, why did you come out to make trouble at a critical moment, hey... Brother Shisan, what are you doing?" Such a rascal old man, you must hold on."

Bai Mochou also knew that she was in trouble, and looked at Shi Yue resentfully, like an angry little daughter-in-law, slowly, lightly, and whispering, "Nephew, you... in the end... can you... right... ... come out to pinch?"

That voice is light and seductive, it's really a big girl sitting in a sedan chair - the first time!