Need for a Guard

It was the first time for Shi Yue to see the mighty and unyielding Bai Mochou, showing such a shy little daughter-in-law, which was almost unimaginable compared to the vigorous and resolute Bai Mochou. .|

He quietly turned on the miniature camera on the watch, and recorded Bai Mochou's funny and warm gesture.

I believe that such a classic moment will surely become an eternal memory - when Bai Mochou hugs her grandson and enjoys the family happiness in the future, if she takes a look at it, she will definitely giggle happily.

Seeing Bai Mochou's embarrassment, Shi Yue finally suppressed his smile, walked to Bai Mochou's side, and said with a smile: "Uncle knows me too! Tsk tsk... I feel very strange, how could my uncle know me?" Can it match this absolute?"

Whoa!

All the talented scholars roared enthusiastically.

"What? Young Master Nongyue can match up? Is it true? If Young Master Nongyue can really match the second line, I will be willing to worship him as my teacher..."

"Damn! Why does Young Master Nongyue accept you as an apprentice? Seeing that I am so graceful, there is still some hope."

"I...I gave my own sister to Mr. Yue Yue, there is always hope, right?"

"Brother Li, you are cruel enough, but it's too dishonest to send my sister away, hmph... I'll give my wife to Mr. Yueyue..."

……

All the talented scholars were making noise and almost exploded.

Bai Mochou was pitiful at first and had little hope, but when he heard Shi Yue's words, he still looked at Shi Yue with awe-inspiring eyes. He understood Shi Yue's thoughts, which was enough to straighten his body instantly with his arms around him.

The pitiful expression is also gone forever, replaced by the hale and hearty, arrogant face.

He laughed loudly, patted Shi Yue's shoulder, and said happily: "Nephew, knowing a son is like a father! I love you and care about you like a father, so naturally I can understand your thoughts..|"

Shi Yue groaned for a while: Returning father!It's not bad to be an old Tarzan...

Bai Mochou was in a good mood, spit foam on Zeng Shan's face, and shouted angrily, "Old man Zeng, what did I say? Huh? I, Bai Mochou, are upright and cautious. I never lie or speak big words." From the court ministers down to the traffickers and pawns, who doesn't know? Who doesn't know? The spittle of my old bastard is a nail. You can count carefully how many nails have been driven into your face in this short period of time. ?Ha ha……"

He spat so violently that Zeng Tong hid under the table, not daring to meet his arrogant saliva.

All the judges broke into a cold sweat for Zeng Shan, thinking that it was fortunate that they were not sitting next to the old rascal Bai.

After Bai Mochou had vented, he sat down on the chair again with a bang. He patted Shi Yue's shoulder with great satisfaction, his eyes showed gratitude, and he was also afraid for a while: If Shi Yue couldn't match the next couplet, then he would Don't you just lose your old face?

If you talk too much, you will lose, and you still need to pay more attention to it in the future.

The excitement of the talented scholars was finally suppressed by Bai Mochou's irritability, and the hall fell into silence again.

Zeng Tong frowned, walked around Shi Yue a few times, and smiled disdainfully: "Master Shi, what did you just say? Can you be worthy of this absolute?"

Shi Gao raised his head, smiled lightly and said, "It's just easy to do, what's the problem?"

Zeng Tong laughed loudly, and asked: "Then the pair I made just now is definitely much simpler than this one, why can't you make it right?"

All the talented scholars also had objections to this, and they all looked at Shi Yue with doubts in their eyes.

Hong Xing, You Lan, Bai Mochou, etc. also looked over intently.

Shi Yue laughed loudly, looked at Zeng Tong's flushed face, and said word by word, "Because... I don't want to!"

"You don't want to? You can make a pair, but you don't want to? Haha... This is the funniest joke. Do you think I'm a fool?"

Zeng Tong blushed, pointed at Shi Yue, and asked forcefully: "Okay! Very good! As long as you make the second line of that pair of absolutes now, I will admit that you don't want to go to my upper line."

"It's easy!"

Shi Yue smiled casually, walked to the window, took a long breath, and said softly: "Gentlemen, please look at that peach blossom forest."

All the talented people looked out, and saw that the peach blossom forest was full of mist, with a quiet and mysterious image, and the mist vaguely diffused towards Taohuawu.

Fu Qiang, a poor actor, somehow caught two crows and held them in his hands. When he saw the eyes of everyone looking over, he opened his big hands. The crows croaked a few times and spread their wings to escape.

The crow seemed to be afraid of the rain and fog. In a panic, it got in through the window, swam around, and flew out happily.

All the talents were amazed!

Zeng Tong snorted, and said disdainfully: "Master Shi, I asked you to match, not to watch the crow, what are you avoiding?"

Shi Yue looked back at Zeng Tong's red and swollen face, and said calmly: "Hasn't Mr. Zeng heard a line of poetry? Insight into world affairs is knowledge, and understanding of human feelings is writing?"

"There are countless learnings in life, which require us to observe carefully. For example, just relying on the mist and Wuya in front of us, this absolute second line can be found out..."

"Ah? Come on quickly! I just don't believe your nonsense." Zeng Tong's brows and eyes were rounded, with a look of deep disapproval.

Thousands of talents were also aroused by Shi Yue's curiosity, and they were itchy in their hearts, looking forward to it.

Shi Yue looked out of the window, pointed at the rain and mist that floated gracefully, and said loudly: "Smoke along the colorful eaves, smoke swallows eyes; fog covers Wuwu, fog my house!"

Whoa!

As soon as this couplet came out, all the talented scholars whispered to each other, amazed and stunned, and then there was thunderous applause, which lasted for a long time...

Zeng Tong stood there stunned, his flushed face getting hotter and hotter, like a monkey's butt.

All the talented people who know how to do it, and the fifteen judges can tell that Shi Yue's second couplet is neat and consistent.

And it's also a "roller's wheel grid", which can be disassembled into four short sentences "fog, Wuwuwu, fog, my house!", which echoes the above couplet.

The only fly in the ointment is that in terms of artistic conception, it is much worse than the first couplet, and it is suspected of being artificial, far less beautiful and natural than the first couplet.

However, the flaws do not conceal the advantages, and it can still be called a peerless second line.

Bai Mochou pointed at Zeng Tong's bright red cheeks, and yelled at Zeng Shan, who was frowning: "Old man Zeng, do you understand what it means to be so ridiculous that you can't control yourself? Look at your precious son." , and my precious son-in-law, you will understand everything."

"I said, old man Zeng, aren't you crazy? Didn't you insist on grabbing me? Didn't you insist on making my precious son-in-law confront each other? This time, you were misunderstood by your cleverness and slapped in the face, right? The egg hits a rock and smashes into fine pieces, right? I don't even care about despising you..."

Zeng Shan was furious in his heart: You old rascal, you have despised me for a long time, you don't care about a fart!

However, Shi Yue's performance was too strong, so he had no chance to see the needles, and secondly, he had no chance to manipulate a deer into a horse, so he could only endure the spitting of stars from the mouth of the old bastard, and the thunderous applause and shouts of thousands of talents.

But the old man's heart hurts to death!