Need for a Guard

Dugu Juejue suddenly realized that he had made a mistake again, and hurriedly changed his words, as gentle as a maidservant: "I won't kill you! I won't kill you! I really didn't intend to kill you."

"is it?"

Shi Yue whistled and repeated: "I want to rub my aunt's back."

"No more, I'm clean." Dugu Juejue responded gently, not daring to mention killing or not...

She dared to kill Shi Yue, and Shi Yue dared to eat her. [

"Hey, that's the right attitude. Isn't it good to speak well? It's so boring to kill people every now and then!" Shi Yue nodded in satisfaction. In the long run, he can change his aunt's indifference and aloof disposition.

"Auntie is very clean, why do you need to take a bath?"

"Because... I'm hot."

"Why is it hot?" Shi Yue persisted.

"Because... because of impatience..." Dugu Miejue was really ashamed. She was not impetuous, but her desire was insatiable.

"Irritated? Is it because you saw something you shouldn't see, that's why you are impatient?"

Shi Yue's chattering questioning only made Dugu Juejue blushing with shame, and he didn't even think about taking a bath.

"Bastard, can you go out? I have nothing to do with your impatience, and you don't need to care about it." Dugu Juejue didn't want to continue entanglement.

"Let me go out? That's ok. Tell my aunt one more thing. If my aunt agrees, I'll leave." Shi Yue kept pestering her.

"Anything else?"

Dugu Miejue was as frightened as a deer, and threw the towel to Shi Yue, complaining tenderly: "Bastard, isn't it just trying to humiliate me? Come on, come and give me a bath, come in and take a bath, I'm resigned to my fate , to see how bad you really are!"

"Where did my aunt think of? It's still the same sentence: A gentleman is lustful, and he takes it in a proper way. Aunt doesn't want it in his heart. I won't use power to overwhelm others. I want to convince others with virtue and move people with my heart. Do you understand?"

Shi Yue was full of 'benevolence, righteousness and morality', but he forgot who was bullying his aunt just now.

Dugu Juejue breathed a sigh of relief: "Then tell me, what's going on?"

Shi Yue said solemnly: "Auntie, don't call me a bastard in the future. This name is so ugly. If Auntie follows me in the future, will she still be called Baba Wang?"

"You are the eighth mother-in-law!"

Dugu Juejue was angry and laughed, then he thought about it, and said with a straight face: "You should give up, I will never be the eighth woman."

Shi Yue will not be discouraged, and said: "Xiao Yuer calls me Shi San when he is happy, and calls me a bad person when he is angry. Auntie can also call me that in the future." Er and Dugu are extinct at the same pace.

"Okay, I will follow you, and I will never call you indiscriminately again." The single-family extermination has no objection to this. [

Shi Yue smiled happily: "Auntie, give it a try."

Dugu Juejue hesitated for a while, mustered up his courage, and said coquettishly: "Bad guy, I really want to take a bath..."

"Haha, good! This villain's voice is so gentle."

Shi Yue was overjoyed, and promised again and again: "Then aunt, let her clean up for nothing, the bad guy is gone, and the bad guy won't bother aunt anymore."

Whistle, and close the bathroom door.

Dugu Juejue finally breathed a sigh of relief, clutching his plump and soft chest, thinking coquettishly: He is not bad enough, otherwise...how could he just leave like this?

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She wanted to take a bath, but she just rushed in hastily. It was already delicious, so she needed to do something big?Lying on the crack of the door listening and observing for a long time, he was sure that there was no one in the room, Shi Yue really left, and then his white and plump body floated into the bedroom like a gust of wind.

She was most afraid that Shi Yue would find out the mess and secrets on the bed. Seeing the obscene trousers and small clothes lying there intact, she felt better. When she put on her clothes and was about to clean up the wet stains on the bed sheets, Shi Yue said cheerfully. Laughter came in again.

"Auntie, see what I brought?"

Dugu Juejue ran out to take a look, and saw that Shi Yue had pots and pans in one hand, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar in the other, and chicken legs and other food hanging around his neck. What are you doing? Are you going to be a cook?"

Shi Yue put the things on the open-air roof, and said with a smile: "There is a ready-made stove here, let's cook and eat by ourselves? I'm so hungry."

Dugu Juejue twitched his lips: After struggling all night on Xiaoyuer's belly, can you not be hungry?deserve it!

It's just that Shi Yue mentioned the word hungry, and her stomach croaked. She had been tossing and tossing all night, but it was just in a dream.

"When you're hungry, go down to eat. Isn't this an inn? It's not like you don't care about food."

"Auntie, it's already afternoon, where are we going to eat? Yutang Town is noisy, messy, dirty, and the cooking is not tasty, who wants to eat it?" Shi Yue was full of reasons, and when he was talking, he turned the stove The table is done, and the pots and pans are arranged neatly.

"Oh, it's already afternoon..."

Dugu Juejue looked out, watched Shi Yue playing with pots and pans, frowned, and asked in surprise, "You know how to cook?"

"No! I won't, but my aunt will!"

Shi Yue exterminated Dugu to the stove, "My aunt is extremely beautiful, and her cooking must be sweet and delicious. My aunt shows her hand, so I would like to starve me to death. I can't get someone from my aunt, so eat a bite of my aunt's cooking." Is the meal still not done?"

"I?"

Dugu Juejue blushed, Qiqi Ai said: "I don't know how to cook, I've never cooked before, I can only kill people." [

"Then I don't care!"

Shi Yue played foolishly again: "Anyway, I'm hungry, so I can either eat my aunt, or eat the dishes my aunt cooks. My aunt just chooses one."

"You...I kill..."

Dugu Juejue stomped his feet in anger, and gave Shi Yue a hard look: "You are such a bad bastard."

Shi Yue only wanted to train Dugu Juejue into a gentle little woman, pointing at the green peppers, he said with a smile: "Auntie, the green peppers are delicious, how about some fried green peppers, auntie?"

"Oh fine……"

Dugu Juejue couldn't let Shi Yue eat her, so she could only cook, but she had never cooked before, so she didn't know how to do it.

Shi Yue leaned against the door and watched, "Auntie, hurry up, I'll be waiting."

Dugu Juejue was holding a kitchen knife, looking at the green pepper, but he didn't know how to do it. In his mind, he imagined the green pepper as a heinous enemy, thinking that he should use the trick of flying fairy from outside the sky to stab him to the point of being riddled with wounds Kong, or should I use Tiannv Sanhua and chop green peppers?

Thinking about it carefully, none of the tricks seems to work well against this green pepper.

Her hand holding the kitchen knife trembled slightly. She looked at Shi Yue and her foolish smile. She was greedy and expectant, and she knew that he was not calm. She raised the knife and chopped off the green pepper, tenderly. He shouted, "See how I deal with you."

That embarrassing frown made Shi Yue burst out laughing.

"What are you laughing at? You're a bad guy."

Dugu Juejue cut off the green pepper, gave Shiyue a hard look, and went to light the fire again, but the firewood couldn't be lit, and the smoke filled the air, making her delicate face black, like an ugly little girl, how could she be a bit cold, arrogant and holy? Beautiful style?

"My aunt has become ugly." Shi Yue joked aside.

"You are ugly."

Dugu Juejue smeared his face, his fingers were black, and there was a greasy mark on his black face, he couldn't get angry, couldn't laugh, he stomped his feet fiercely: "I have to make this dish well." The little woman Full of flavor, quite a housewife's tender resentment.

After finally igniting the fire, she felt relieved, holding the oil pot in one hand and the green pepper in the other, looking at the pot that had been scorched by the high heat, she frowned and said to herself embarrassingly: "Should I go first?" Put the green pepper, or put the oil first?"

It made Shi Yue laugh out loud, until his stomach ached from laughing.