Need for a Guard

Dugu Miejue also knew that he was making a joke, pinching his waist, glaring at Shi Yue, and said angrily: "Laugh again, believe it or not, I will fry you first?"

"I'm hob meat that can't be steamed or boiled, why fry me?"

Shi Yue glanced at the exuberant flames, and said with a smile: "If it were me, I would put the oil first._!~;"

"You are a big man, you also know how to cook?"

Dugu Miejuejiao snorted: "Look at me, learn from me." He put the green pepper into the pot casually. [

"En, aunt, I will definitely learn how to cook from you." Shi Yue was dumbfounded and couldn't help laughing.

"Are you still laughing? You bully me..."

Dugu Juejue shoved Shi Yue hard, really wanting to tear his mouth open and make him laugh like this forever.

Shi Yue turned her back, and she pushed back.

The two of them came and went, having a great time, unexpectedly, the fire was very hot, and the green peppers were not put in oil, so the bottom of the pot was soon burnt, and a burnt smell spread in the air.

"It's broken, my green pepper!"

Dugu hurriedly put the green peppers on the plate, looking at the black 'pasted peppers', he realized that the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar were still left.

"Auntie, this dish must be delicious!"

Shi Yue scratched his tongue, deliberately showing a salivating look.

"You stop bullying people..."

Dugu Juejue also knew that this dish was probably the most unpalatable dish in the world, his face was black and red, his plump lips were clenched tightly, and he felt unspeakable grievances. Looking at Xiao Jiu, she said coquettishly, "If you have the guts to do it, I don't believe you can do it better than me."

"I can try._!~;"

Shi Yue naturally held the kitchen knife, took the green pepper, looked at Dugu Miejue's smoky and charming face, talked and laughed, and cut the green pepper skillfully and rhythmically.

clang clang clang...

The crisp and monotonous voice lingered in my ears.

Dugu Juejue was surprised to find that the green pepper was actually cut into thin shreds by Shi Yue, and the shreds were neat and regular, looking very 'professional'.

"Bad guy, you're kidding me!"

Dugu Juejue saw through Shi Yue's 'sinister' intentions, and felt even more angry.

Leaning on Fatty with his arms around his shoulders, he said angrily, "You know everything, but you deliberately make me look bad? What is your intention?" [

"What intention? Aunt Bo just smiled!"

Shi Yue boldly scratched Dugu Juejue's dark face, revealing a snow-white scratch, and said with a smile: "Today is the darkest day in my aunt's life, right? If my aunt can be so 'ugly' every day in the future, I will probably Then I won’t be stalking my aunt, hehe... This is a way for my aunt to get rid of me 2 Auntie can try it.”

"Don't touch me!"

Dugu Miejue turned his face away, took out a small bronze mirror to look at it, and cried out aggrievedly: "It's so ugly, like an ugly duckling."

She couldn't hold back her laughter, showing her white teeth, leaning forward and back, her delicate body trembling.

"My aunt is so ugly every day, I promise I won't pester her." Shi Yue joked while preparing the dishes skillfully.

"I'd rather you pester me every day than be so ugly."

Dugu Juejue rolled his eyes at Shi Yue, and then looked at the ugly face in the mirror, he also felt ugly and interesting, full of life.

She went to the bathroom to wash her face, then came back, leaning against the door, watching Shi Yue cooking.

Shi Yue lived in the wild for a long time in his previous life. The idea of ​​doing it yourself and having enough food and clothing is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and he is also a good cook.

While he was cooking, he was joking with Dugu Juejue, and occasionally let her serve with oil, salt, sauce and vinegar to serve 2 bragging, very happy.

Dugu Miejue deliberately put on a straight face, so that Shi Yue would not see that she actually enjoyed this feeling.

She even thought that Shi Yue was promoted to the high hall, went down to the kitchen, and got into the big bed. He is really a good man, but he is handsome and funny. The most wonderful thing is that he is so 'bad', 'bad' to women In my heart, I can't help but want to chat with him, even my indifferent temperament can't help but be laughed at by him...

"Auntie, pass me the salt!" Shi Yue stretched out his hand.

Dugu Juejue gave him the salt box, touched Shi Yue's hand with his fingertips, felt an electric shock, and quickly retracted.

Watching Shi Yue concentrating on cooking, he stood aside to help. How could this feel like a couple playing house?

She couldn't help but think wildly, her heart felt warm, the aroma wafted to her nostrils, and the green pepper was fried in a daze.

"Auntie, do you want to taste it?"

Shi Yue brought a piece of green pepper to Dugu Miejue's mouth, and excitedly let her eat it.

Dugu Juejue blushed drunk, avoided shyly, and began to panic again, angrily said: "You don't need to feed me, I will do it myself."

As soon as he opened his mouth, as soon as Shi Yue sent the chopsticks, the green pepper was sent into his mouth.

Dugu Juejue hurriedly shut up, biting half of the green pepper, she couldn't spit it out, glared at Shi Yue, chewed slowly, her mouth full of fragrance, looked at Shi Yue's complacency, and said against her will: "So-so, I'll eat it It's just average."[

But he didn't expect that the remaining half was sent into the mouth by Shi Yue, and he said coquettishly, "Hey, you can't eat it!"

"Why can't you eat it?"

Shi Yue smirked and chewed beautifully, "Why do I taste so delicious? Oh, I see, it's my aunt's breath, haha... the food my aunt has eaten is good, aunt... can we count it as indirect?" Kiss?"

"What are you kissing? Bad guy, I'm ignoring you."

Dugu Juejue was so ashamed, but he didn't dare to continue talking and laughing with Shi Yue on the rooftop, if he didn't die of shame, he would also die of anger.

But if you don't do something, doesn't it seem that you are not 'virtuous' enough?

Dugu Miejue took the initiative to put the small table on the table, and placed the bowls and plates neatly. He suddenly thought about the little fish coming back for a while, and saw that the sheets were wet. He couldn't explain it. The little girl had a good nose, and she knew what it was after smelling It was a shameful thing, and hurried to the bedroom, trying to change the sheets.

But Shi Yue followed him in, watched Dugu Juejue tidying up the crime scene, deliberately walked over and touched the bed sheet, wondering, "Why is the bed sheet wet? Auntie, did you wet the bed last night?"

"You wet the bed!"

Dugu Juejue was half dead with anger, complained that Shi Yue's mouth was broken, stared at him fiercely, and explained: "I was thirsty at noon, and I spilled water on the bed while drinking."

"Then why does it feel greasy to the touch?" Shi Yue didn't let Dugu go.

"This one……"

Dugu Juejue was ashamed to death, but he didn't dare to threaten to kill Shi Yue, and he couldn't tell each other bluntly 3 This is spring water flowing out of emotion, after holding back for a long time, Qiqi Ai said: "There is oil in the water."

"Why is there oil in the water?" Shi Yue asked.

Dugu Juejue couldn't answer 2 and stared at Shi Yue fiercely, "You want to care?"

"How can there be oil in the water?" Shi Yue persisted.

Dugu Juejue's cheeks were flushed, angry and ashamed, he pushed Shi Yue angrily, and said coquettishly: "Oil! Oil! Oil! How do I know there is oil in the water? You can ask Xiao Yu'er, Xiao Yu'er must know about water Why is there oil in it, you villain, if you dare to ask me again, be careful, I will run away now, so that you will never bother me again in the future."