I'm building a heaven in a mental hospital
Chapter 46
Chapter 46
The mystery of the broken fairy formation on Shennv Peak can only be regarded as a small episode.
After all, there are more serious problems facing us today.
Li Wanji led the two big men to the psychological consultation room, ready to talk in detail about the dissipation of the powerful restriction outside the Goddess Peak.
After sitting down on the sofa, Zhenren Zhao, who is a master in the practice world,
The first time he took out his mobile phone, he contacted the head of the official army stationed around Goddess Peak to deal with the aftermath.
The mobile phone is placed on the table.
Not only turned on the speaker function, but Zhenren Zhao also arranged an additional sound amplification technique.
So that everyone in the room can clearly hear the conversation inside.
"Old General Zhao, you always called here suddenly, do you have any instructions?"
The phone was quickly connected, and a rough male voice full of respect came from the other side.
These soldiers loyal to the country pay respect to Zhenren Zhao.
It is not a "real person", but a "general".
It seems that Zhenren Zhao has indeed made incomparably outstanding contributions in defending the land of Shenzhou for more than 300 years.
"Old man, I now want to know the progress of the follow-up search and exploration work on Goddess Peak."
"Obey! I will immediately call the person in charge of this matter to come here to report to you!"
Waited about 3 minutes.
The sound of running from far to near came from the other end of the phone, and after a while a panting voice came:
"Captain of the No.17 Brigade of Hanjiang Prefecture, report to Old General Zhao! I don't know what you want to know, General?"
"Don't worry, take a breath and speak slowly. The old man just wants to know, after you are stationed at the Goddess Peak, have you found any strange and unreasonable things here?"
"There are indeed strange and unreasonable things! I just don't know if I should talk about it in front of you, Old General Zhao?" The voice on the other side was a little hesitant.
"Speak! It's okay!"
Zhenren Zhao, who thought he had found an important clue, expressed relief with a happy face.
"Last night, after our troops received the withering and came to the cracked Goddess Peak, we began to search and explore. Then, near the peak, we found a new white porcelain toilet this year."
"Ah? Wait?! What are you talking about?!"
The expression on Zhao Zhenren's face froze instantly, and some wondered if his ears had heard it wrong.
toilet?Or new this year?
It's just out of line!
Li Wanji, who was listening with great interest, couldn't help but tremble and tighten his chrysanthemum.
Only then did he realize it later.
Last night on Goddess Peak, I summoned Beiming Immortal Venerable Old Chen to escort him, but at that time, the other party was squatting in the toilet in the middle of the night.
As a result, the white porcelain toilet that he was sitting on was also brought over.
Later he went back.
But the sexy white porcelain toilet was left on the cold and windy Goddess Peak.
"Report to Old General Zhao! It is indeed a new white porcelain toilet. I don't know who has moved it to the Goddess Peak, and there is a very fresh lump inside it..."
"Okay! No more talking!"
Zhenren Zhao quickly stopped.
This is a very flavorful narrative.
Going on, it's hard not to control the imagination.
"The juniors nowadays are really getting more and more outrageous. They even carry a new toilet with them when they go on a mission, and they don't know what to do with it after it's done. It doesn't have any sense of public morality to just throw shit into the wilderness like this!"
Zhao Zhenren criticized this kind of unhealthy extravagance and lust with heartache.
Zen Master Wuchen also nodded in agreement, saying:
"It's outrageous! It's the first time I've heard of this poor monk. Someone deliberately carried a heavy toilet to the summit to solve the reincarnation of grains! If you put this peculiar perseverance on the way of practice, why can't you make it?" An achievement?"
"Ah! Right, right, right!"
As one of the instigators of the toilet disaster on the summit, Li Wanji, the Heavenly Emperor, nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
In short, I must never admit that this kind of embarrassing thing has something to do with me!
Not far from the three of them, beside the gate of Qingshan Mental Hospital.
Beiming Immortal Venerable Lao Chen felt that his body was inexplicably cold.
Silently wrapping up the overalls of the gatekeeper, he muttered:
"The wind today is a bit noisy!"
……
……
After no longer entangled with the new white porcelain toilet, the conversation continued.
At this time, the person in charge of the army.
It also mentioned that apart from the weird toilet, a sarcophagus was unearthed at the place where the sword intent dissipated thousands of miles away from the Goddess Peak.
"I don't know whose family's ancestral grave this is. It was dug up like this! But General Zhao, don't worry, we will contact the family of the deceased as soon as possible and give corresponding compensation!"
In the end, there was such a guarantee from the army.
As the swordsman, Li Wanji immediately denied Sanlian in his heart:
"I'm not! I'm not! Don't talk nonsense!"
Digging someone's ancestral grave is too unlucky.
How can someone be so innocent?
The phone hangs up.
Zhenren Zhao said with a serious expression: "Since Li Xiaoyou received a message from the Immortal Venerable, saying that the sword energy was dissipated because it was blocked by the restriction, then this mysterious sarcophagus is very suspicious!"
"Being able to resist the sword intent to split Goddess Peak, and there is no body that has turned into ashes in the sarcophagus, presumably the terrifying existence trapped in the sarcophagus by the restriction escaped!"
Zen Master Wu Chen also clasped his hands together, solemnly and solemnly made the same conclusion.
"Then what should we do next?"
Li Wanji was not used to seeing these two bosses suddenly become serious.
"I will issue an order to put the entire Daoist Alliance in Hanjiang Prefecture on a first-level alert!"
Zhenren Zhao, who existed as the leader of the guardians of the entire Hanjiang Prefecture, did not dare to make any excuses at this moment.
Although it may end up being a false alarm.
But even if it is only a one-in-ten-thousandth possibility, we must raise the spirit of 12 points.
Because if a disaster does come, it will be the lives of thousands of innocent people who will die.
Zen Master Wu Chen said: "In the next few days, I will temporarily live in the local temple until the crisis is completely resolved! Donor Li, I see that you are destined to be with my Buddha, and you will be able to help me a lot at that time." Get in touch!"
"What does it have to do with Buddhism! You shameless old bald donkey, you just want to grab the thigh of the immortal through Li Xiaoyou before I do!"
Immediately, Zhenren Zhao didn't pierce the little thought in the other party's heart.
As old opponents who belong to different sects and have been fighting each other for more than 300 years, this old bald donkey knows what to fart as soon as he pokes his butt up!
Zen Master Wuchen recited the Buddha's name and closed his eyes.
"What do you think the existence that was sealed in the sarcophagus would look like?" Li Wanji asked.
Zhao Zhenren calmly analyzed: "To be confined in this kind of coffin that looks extremely ominous, it must be an extremely terrifying non-human demon, with two heads, four hands, eight feet, and sixteen pairs of eyes. It looks so good!"
"What if there is actually a good person in here?"
"It doesn't exist! This kind of sarcophagus doesn't contain horrible monsters, so could it be a saint? If it's really a saint who came out of the coffin, I'll eat up the sofa under my butt and show it to Li Xiaoyou!"
Zhenren Zhao asserted swearingly.
Li Wanji, who was just mentioning it casually at first, started to swear poisonous oaths to cheat food and drink again when he saw the other party.
Can't help but give birth to an extremely weird feeling.
After all, the lessons learned from the past prove that the other party's mouth seems to possess some strange magic power.
(End of this chapter)
The mystery of the broken fairy formation on Shennv Peak can only be regarded as a small episode.
After all, there are more serious problems facing us today.
Li Wanji led the two big men to the psychological consultation room, ready to talk in detail about the dissipation of the powerful restriction outside the Goddess Peak.
After sitting down on the sofa, Zhenren Zhao, who is a master in the practice world,
The first time he took out his mobile phone, he contacted the head of the official army stationed around Goddess Peak to deal with the aftermath.
The mobile phone is placed on the table.
Not only turned on the speaker function, but Zhenren Zhao also arranged an additional sound amplification technique.
So that everyone in the room can clearly hear the conversation inside.
"Old General Zhao, you always called here suddenly, do you have any instructions?"
The phone was quickly connected, and a rough male voice full of respect came from the other side.
These soldiers loyal to the country pay respect to Zhenren Zhao.
It is not a "real person", but a "general".
It seems that Zhenren Zhao has indeed made incomparably outstanding contributions in defending the land of Shenzhou for more than 300 years.
"Old man, I now want to know the progress of the follow-up search and exploration work on Goddess Peak."
"Obey! I will immediately call the person in charge of this matter to come here to report to you!"
Waited about 3 minutes.
The sound of running from far to near came from the other end of the phone, and after a while a panting voice came:
"Captain of the No.17 Brigade of Hanjiang Prefecture, report to Old General Zhao! I don't know what you want to know, General?"
"Don't worry, take a breath and speak slowly. The old man just wants to know, after you are stationed at the Goddess Peak, have you found any strange and unreasonable things here?"
"There are indeed strange and unreasonable things! I just don't know if I should talk about it in front of you, Old General Zhao?" The voice on the other side was a little hesitant.
"Speak! It's okay!"
Zhenren Zhao, who thought he had found an important clue, expressed relief with a happy face.
"Last night, after our troops received the withering and came to the cracked Goddess Peak, we began to search and explore. Then, near the peak, we found a new white porcelain toilet this year."
"Ah? Wait?! What are you talking about?!"
The expression on Zhao Zhenren's face froze instantly, and some wondered if his ears had heard it wrong.
toilet?Or new this year?
It's just out of line!
Li Wanji, who was listening with great interest, couldn't help but tremble and tighten his chrysanthemum.
Only then did he realize it later.
Last night on Goddess Peak, I summoned Beiming Immortal Venerable Old Chen to escort him, but at that time, the other party was squatting in the toilet in the middle of the night.
As a result, the white porcelain toilet that he was sitting on was also brought over.
Later he went back.
But the sexy white porcelain toilet was left on the cold and windy Goddess Peak.
"Report to Old General Zhao! It is indeed a new white porcelain toilet. I don't know who has moved it to the Goddess Peak, and there is a very fresh lump inside it..."
"Okay! No more talking!"
Zhenren Zhao quickly stopped.
This is a very flavorful narrative.
Going on, it's hard not to control the imagination.
"The juniors nowadays are really getting more and more outrageous. They even carry a new toilet with them when they go on a mission, and they don't know what to do with it after it's done. It doesn't have any sense of public morality to just throw shit into the wilderness like this!"
Zhao Zhenren criticized this kind of unhealthy extravagance and lust with heartache.
Zen Master Wuchen also nodded in agreement, saying:
"It's outrageous! It's the first time I've heard of this poor monk. Someone deliberately carried a heavy toilet to the summit to solve the reincarnation of grains! If you put this peculiar perseverance on the way of practice, why can't you make it?" An achievement?"
"Ah! Right, right, right!"
As one of the instigators of the toilet disaster on the summit, Li Wanji, the Heavenly Emperor, nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
In short, I must never admit that this kind of embarrassing thing has something to do with me!
Not far from the three of them, beside the gate of Qingshan Mental Hospital.
Beiming Immortal Venerable Lao Chen felt that his body was inexplicably cold.
Silently wrapping up the overalls of the gatekeeper, he muttered:
"The wind today is a bit noisy!"
……
……
After no longer entangled with the new white porcelain toilet, the conversation continued.
At this time, the person in charge of the army.
It also mentioned that apart from the weird toilet, a sarcophagus was unearthed at the place where the sword intent dissipated thousands of miles away from the Goddess Peak.
"I don't know whose family's ancestral grave this is. It was dug up like this! But General Zhao, don't worry, we will contact the family of the deceased as soon as possible and give corresponding compensation!"
In the end, there was such a guarantee from the army.
As the swordsman, Li Wanji immediately denied Sanlian in his heart:
"I'm not! I'm not! Don't talk nonsense!"
Digging someone's ancestral grave is too unlucky.
How can someone be so innocent?
The phone hangs up.
Zhenren Zhao said with a serious expression: "Since Li Xiaoyou received a message from the Immortal Venerable, saying that the sword energy was dissipated because it was blocked by the restriction, then this mysterious sarcophagus is very suspicious!"
"Being able to resist the sword intent to split Goddess Peak, and there is no body that has turned into ashes in the sarcophagus, presumably the terrifying existence trapped in the sarcophagus by the restriction escaped!"
Zen Master Wu Chen also clasped his hands together, solemnly and solemnly made the same conclusion.
"Then what should we do next?"
Li Wanji was not used to seeing these two bosses suddenly become serious.
"I will issue an order to put the entire Daoist Alliance in Hanjiang Prefecture on a first-level alert!"
Zhenren Zhao, who existed as the leader of the guardians of the entire Hanjiang Prefecture, did not dare to make any excuses at this moment.
Although it may end up being a false alarm.
But even if it is only a one-in-ten-thousandth possibility, we must raise the spirit of 12 points.
Because if a disaster does come, it will be the lives of thousands of innocent people who will die.
Zen Master Wu Chen said: "In the next few days, I will temporarily live in the local temple until the crisis is completely resolved! Donor Li, I see that you are destined to be with my Buddha, and you will be able to help me a lot at that time." Get in touch!"
"What does it have to do with Buddhism! You shameless old bald donkey, you just want to grab the thigh of the immortal through Li Xiaoyou before I do!"
Immediately, Zhenren Zhao didn't pierce the little thought in the other party's heart.
As old opponents who belong to different sects and have been fighting each other for more than 300 years, this old bald donkey knows what to fart as soon as he pokes his butt up!
Zen Master Wuchen recited the Buddha's name and closed his eyes.
"What do you think the existence that was sealed in the sarcophagus would look like?" Li Wanji asked.
Zhao Zhenren calmly analyzed: "To be confined in this kind of coffin that looks extremely ominous, it must be an extremely terrifying non-human demon, with two heads, four hands, eight feet, and sixteen pairs of eyes. It looks so good!"
"What if there is actually a good person in here?"
"It doesn't exist! This kind of sarcophagus doesn't contain horrible monsters, so could it be a saint? If it's really a saint who came out of the coffin, I'll eat up the sofa under my butt and show it to Li Xiaoyou!"
Zhenren Zhao asserted swearingly.
Li Wanji, who was just mentioning it casually at first, started to swear poisonous oaths to cheat food and drink again when he saw the other party.
Can't help but give birth to an extremely weird feeling.
After all, the lessons learned from the past prove that the other party's mouth seems to possess some strange magic power.
(End of this chapter)
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