I'm building a heaven in a mental hospital

Chapter 47 Malanhua!Suppress all enemies in Qingshan Hospital!

Let's put aside the matter of cheating on eating and drinking, even on the sofa.

We finished discussing the mysterious sarcophagus in the powerful ban on Goddess Peak.

Li Wanji looked miserable in front of him, like two big men who had just been beaten up.

Finally, I asked my inner doubts:
"Did you encounter something terrible on the way here just now?"

Zhenren Zhao looked out of the window with a sad expression and sighed:
"Hey, on the way here just now, we were attacked by a powerful man with terrifying strength! I was careless and didn't dodge!"

In order to save respect.

Emphasizing again that he was attacked by surprise, he was beaten with nosebleeds because of his carelessness.

"Oh? Unexpectedly, there are such terrifying powerhouses among the people! It's so terrifying!"

Li Wanji gasped.

Although Lao Zhao repeatedly emphasized that he was attacked by surprise, he was careless and didn't dodge.

But being able to hurt him was a proof of strength in itself.

"Li Xiaoyou, if you are on the road and see a tall, muscular old man with a gray beard and thick arms who can even run a horse on it, you must avoid it immediately and don't provoke it!"

Zen Master Wuchen reminded me seriously.

In the beginning, Zhenren Zhao underestimated the enemy and only used ordinary defensive techniques.

But I made a decisive decision and used the golden bell cover of Buddhist supernatural powers, but the result was still smashed by a punch without any suspense.

Fortunately, that old warrior with a strong body is not some vicious and murderous villain.

It's just a small punishment, and run away after beating.

Otherwise, I and Zhao Zhenren, the old rivals who have competed for more than 300 years, will have to confess their lives there.

Li Wanji nodded repeatedly.

Hearing the verbal description of the big muscular man, he couldn't help but think of Brother Chun, who was once all the rage in his previous life——

[You can stand on your fists, and you can run a horse on your arms!Broken boulders on the chest, and opened the bottle caps with chrysanthemums!This is a real man! 】

Next, as the new dean, Li Wanji.

I took the two big guys to visit my territory.

Patient Activity Hall.

Harmony and love as always.

I saw Dean Li, who was wearing a doctor's white coat, and brought two strange old men to the activity hall.

All the patients showed a warm and welcoming attitude——

"Hey! Two newcomers are here!"

"Welcome welcome! Warm welcome!"

"Newcomers, please report your height, measurements, weight and sexuality!"

"You can choose one of five options: male, female, and intersex!"

"What if the orientation is not within these five options?" Immediately, some patients questioned loudly.

"You crazy freak! People can't...at least they shouldn't..."

……

The entire patient activity hall is full of cheerful air.

Until a tall, black and strong body appeared here.

The enthusiastic atmosphere in the entire event hall was suppressed to freezing point in an instant.

Silent.

The patients didn't dare to tease the newcomers anymore.

They all pretended that nothing happened, doing what they should do.

That's right!This person is the one who suppressed all the wonderful people in Qingshan Mental Hospital!
The Beiming Immortal Venerable, who has no fear against the army of millions of demons, weeps and wails in sorrow!
The Emperor Shi Huang, the first emperor who had conquered the world and unified the Kyushu, fell silent for an instant and did not dare to speak loudly!
Our hero Malanhua!
I heard that Dean Li came to inspect the news.

Sister Ma, who had just been promoted to director and her salary had skyrocketed, immediately left behind her work and came here in a hurry!

From today onwards, she is Dean Xiao Li's staunchest supporter!
If you can't get along with Dean Li, you can't get along with yourself, Malanhua!
Seeing Sister Ma's invisible deterrent power, she manages this group of people so submissively.

Li Wanji nodded in satisfaction.

He is really a rare management talent, and he must be reused in the future!
Zhenren Zhao and Zen Master Wuchen came to such a magical place as a mental hospital for the first time in their lives.

Out of curiosity, I walked around and looked around.

"I think you two are quite pleasing to the eye! Now that you come to see me, do you want to apply for the position of national teacher?"

The two walked in front of the Ninth Five-Year Supreme Emperor Shihuang, and heard such a domineering inquiry.

Li Wanji, who knew the inside story, saw that the two had managed to attract Shi Huangdi's attention.

Hastily stepped forward to help round the field.

In the previous conversation, the first emperor himself said frankly that when he failed in the battle against heaven, he suffered the cause and effect for the people of the world.

Now being suppressed by the Dao, it is difficult for the mind to stay awake for a long time.

If there are any disqualified behaviors on weekdays, it is really normal.

Fortunately, Zhenren Zhao and Zen Master Wuchen didn't pay attention to this crazy person who claimed to be me, and walked over.

He had no idea that this person was the Lord of the Human Emperor Sword who had borrowed the sword from Wanli from Goddess Peak last night.

Immediately afterwards, the two of them came to a table.

A chessboard is depicted on the table.

Two old men in uniform hospital gowns were quietly playing chess at the table.

"Why is there no chess pieces on this chessboard?"

After staring at it for a while, Zhenren Zhao couldn't help asking.

One of the old men squinted at Zhao Zhenren, and said lightly:
"Aren't you just a pawn on this chessboard?"

In the fog, I don't know what to say.

Zhenren Zhao shook his head and chose to walk away.

Then he walked over to an old man who was sitting on a wooden stool with a stacked table, holding a bamboo pole in his hand to make him look like he was fishing with his eyes closed.

But there is no water or fish down here, and the bamboo pole in his hand is also wireless and hookless.

How to fish this way?
At this time, the old man with his eyes slightly closed opened his eyes and looked at Zhenren Zhao and Zen Master Wuchen below.

With a displeased face, he reprimanded:
"Two stupid bastards who have no eyesight, go away quickly! Don't interfere with this old man's fishing..."

Words have not spoken.

The old man was dragged off the wooden bench by his neck by a strong and powerful hand.

"You old man, why are you talking to Dean Li's distinguished guest! Your butt is itching again, isn't it?"

As soon as Sister Ma makes a move, she will know if there is one.

The expression of the old fishing man who had a haughty expression just now softened instantly.

Immediately, he began to bow his knees and apologize with a sincere smile.

Zhenren Zhao and Zen Master Wuchen, two masters of the Tao, naturally don't care about these psychopaths.

After sighing that mental patients are more happy, they left the patient activity hall.

As the saying goes, meeting by chance is worse than meeting each other, anyway, it's not long before dinner time, so Li Wanji invited them to stay and have dinner together tonight.

After getting an affirmative answer.

Li Wanji then contacted the landlady at home and asked her to cook a few more dishes for entertainment in the evening.

Because of Zen Master Wuchen's status as a monk, he also specifically talked about preparing the vegetarian food.

At this time, Dean Wu Tietou, who received the news, also rushed over.

As a Buddhist lay disciple.

The moment I saw Zen Master Wuchen, I wished I could kneel down and pay my respects.

"Without relying on elixir, you can practice Iron Head Kung Fu to such a great level. It seems that Xiao Wu, you are quite intelligent!"

Zen Master Wuchen had the loving smile of an eminent monk on his face.

Caressing Dean Wu's shiny, oily, naturally shaved top of his head, he spoke in praise.

Dean Wu was moved to tears when he was praised by eminent Buddhist monks.

All the hard training day after day, year after year, and the grief and grievance of the dwindling hair volume until the last few hairs with names disappeared.

It all pays off in this moment!
Because of being reminded of the toilet on Shennvfeng, Li Wanji learned about the massacre of the toilet being eaten in the public toilet last night from Sister Malanhua.

Decided to meet the Heaven-Tuning Demon Emperor, who was inexplicably responsible for this big scapegoat.

So first let Dean Wu take Zhenren Zhao and Zen Master Wu Chen to drink tea and sit down.

I am under the personal protection of Sister Ma who is full of security.

Go to the Tuntian Yaohuang ward where he is still tied to the bed.

(End of this chapter)