we are just monsters

Chapter 29
Xia Xiaoman has no taboos when he becomes a ghost.

It can also be said that it liberates nature: I am dead, so what do I have to do so much?
Death is dead, no one can see her jokes, and no one can accuse her, death is the most important thing, can you argue with a dead person?
If she was alive, she would most likely not dare to do anything, she would just look at him secretly from behind, her face would turn red after drinking some wine at most, her eyes would be blurred, and she would stumble to ask why he was alone for so many years, and she only said what he said. Dare to hint.

It's just that she's dead now... Gu Cheng rubbed his forehead and sighed, this traitor.

"I'm already an adult, and I haven't had time to experience that ummm, I'm going to die, isn't it normal to have this kind of thinking?"

Xia Xiaoman really showed what it means to be dead, and what it means for ghosts to be fearless.

"That's right. You are an adult now, it's time to take a look at Jin Ping Mei." Gu Cheng nodded.

"..."

Xia Xiaoman suddenly felt embarrassed.

What Gu Cheng was talking about was that when she was a teenager, she ran to Gu Cheng’s study to look through it, and accidentally found a thread-bound Jin Ping Mei that someone gave to Gu Cheng. Before she had time to read a few pages, she read Gu Cheng slapped the palm of his hand with a board.

Chen Hua next door came back, with Lilith in the back seat, the black cat jumped over the wall with a light leap, and couldn't help being curious when he saw Xia Xiaoman lying on the window.

"What are you doing?"

"That person inside wants to treat me..." Xia Xiaoman pulled his clothes.

"..."

Lilith glanced at Gu Cheng who couldn't see his expression clearly in the room, felt that it would be better to stay away, and immediately turned away, "I suggest you not to resist."

She came to find Zhao Hong to recognize her hometown. It was a happy thing to meet a different kind of contemporaries in a foreign country. The main reason was that she was fooled by Chen Hua and insisted on introducing her to her daughter-in-law as a gift.

"Witch, you've heard of it. Hey, there's one alive here. It's been very miserable. Now it's become a cat and mixed among humans." This is Chen Hua's idea.

After wandering outside the house for a while, Xia Xiaoman still couldn't resist the aroma that began to overflow from the kitchen, so he floated in to probe his head and observe Gu Cheng's expression.

"No kidding, I just don't want to leave, think about it, I..."

"I know." Gu Cheng said, "You have been alone for a long time, no one can talk to you, and no one can even see you."

"Humph!"

Xia Xiaoman let out a hum of unknown meaning, and stood aside to watch Gu Cheng cook.

"Except for that wish, I can consider other things." Gu Cheng glanced at her sideways and said.

"hug me."

"..."

Gu Cheng's hands paused, and he said lightly, "Except for this."

"Wang Aimin, you repent faster than a rocket." Xia Xiaoman frowned, "I'm dead!"

"Change it."

"Come with me when you die."

"Can't die."

"I'm an orphan. No one cares about me anyway. My parents thought I threw me away. Later, my master hated me and ran away. There was also an uncle who was also very afraid of me. Forget it."

Xia Xiaoman sighed, cast a gloomy glance at Gu Cheng, and went out of the living room.

Gu Cheng threw the sliced ​​tenderloin into the pot with an unchanged expression, and there was a sizzling sound.

"Alas..." Xia Xiaoman came over and sighed again.

"Get ready to eat." Gu Cheng said.

"I'm a ghost, I want to prepare something, and I don't need to wash my hands, and I don't need to pack a meal."

"I told you that it's time to eat, so stop pretending." Gu Cheng said lightly.

After eating, Gu Cheng swiped his phone. Zhou Xiaotian, whom he added a few days ago, was still on the list. He sent a photo of the store to Moments. It was a very simple storefront with calligraphy and paintings hanging on the wall. There is a gossip and a few copper coins on the table, and there is a lottery holder on the shelf behind it. The tables and chairs are all solid wood, which looks very textured.

"This girl looks a lot like you." Gu Cheng recalled the girl who was carrying a packing box that he met that day, who came to do this at a young age, either relying on psychological tricks to fool her, or she really had something in her hand.

Judging from the matter of saving the dead that night, it is very likely to be the latter, and the possibility is very high.Because this industry is not only a mixed bag, but also impacted by Western culture. Young people believe in horoscopes and tarot cards more than traditional hexagrams. If you want to fool people, it is easy to learn in the West. Anyway, what to say in a whole meal is right.

Xia Xiaoman glanced at it without making a sound, and said after a while: "I don't think so."

"I said like when you were alive."

"Why do you still keep her? Delete it, or you still want to teach her something? Are you afraid that she will become a ghost in the future and haunt you like me?"

Xia Xiaoman looked like a wicked woman who was full of jealousy.

"It really does look alike, doesn't it?" Gu Cheng ignored her words. If Xia Xiaoman hadn't died, he might also be in this business.Click on Zhou Xiaotian's circle of friends to look through the past records, many of which are about the five elements and gossip, and some sharing of hexagrams marked with the consent of the employer.

For example, one day someone’s child kept crying at night. She sat in the shop and shook her head to see that she was frightened. After careful consideration, it might have been flashed by a camera or something. The employer gave a thumbs up and said One day I took it to take a hundred sun photos and so on...

interesting.

Gu Cheng laughed, looked around, put the toilet water on the table in front of his eyes, covered the book, and took a photo.

Gu Cheng: [What is under this book, can you guess it? ]

Not long after, Zhou Xiaotian replied: [Are you making fun of me? ]

Gu Cheng opened her Moments to look at the price list, and attached a transfer of [-], which is the price of the Liuyao test item.

Zhou Xiaotian: [...I can't do it, at most I'll be fooled]
Gu Cheng: [It's okay, try it, accept it if you get it right]

Zhou Xiaotian: [Wait! ]
Xia Xiaoman was watching him operate, staring at Gu Cheng resentfully: "Do you really want to teach her?"

"Just to see, how little is left of the old friend's unique knowledge to the modern age." Gu Cheng put down his phone and said.

This is Yi Xueli's shot, which is quite difficult, and it doesn't matter if you can't guess it right. Just look at her thinking, as well as her grasp and flexibility of Yi Xiang, and it's easy to see her level.

"You're just free! Wouldn't it be nice to have sex with me when you have time?" Xia Xiaoman was floating around the room, seeing that Gu Cheng was ignoring him, he couldn't help curling his lips.

"Some people, I won't say who they are, they don't have a wife, they quietly hide outside the wall and eavesdrop on other people's things..."

Xia Xiaoman looked at him, and kept rubbing his way to the distance while muttering.

"I said I didn't eavesdrop." Gu Cheng was very calm.

"Some people can't find a wife for thousands of years, and a ghost just takes a fancy to him. He is still coy and pretends to be embarrassed."

"Just say it." Gu Cheng took out the bamboo strips and put them on the table, looking sideways at her, "Will you be reincarnated later or be beaten?"

(End of this chapter)