we are just monsters

Chapter 30
Xia Xiaoman neither chooses to be beaten, nor chooses to be reincarnated.

She murmured for a while, then fell silent, hoping that Gu Cheng would forget about it later.

Suddenly, Xia Xiaoman seemed to think of something, and said: "Hey, Lao Gu, you have lived for so many years, do you have a bad memory?"

"No matter how bad your memory is, you won't forget it. Come here and let me smoke it. This matter will be over. The longer it drags on, the harder I will hit you. You don't think you'll be fine if you stay away, do you? Molesting an old monster Stimulate?"

"I'm concerned about you. If you live thousands of years and have a good memory, you're not crazy?"

The more Xia Xiaoman thinks about it, the more he thinks it's possible. Of course, it doesn't rule out that Gu Cheng's brain structure is different. He can remember everything clearly for thousands of years. It's just that if he does that, he will be less human, at least when he faces an old friend from decades ago. , should be more like strangers.

"Well, sometimes things that have been too long can't be remembered. You have to see something to remember." Gu Cheng did not deny that he sometimes couldn't remember things in history so clearly.

Memories are broken into fragments, gradually blurred in the corners, and only by seeing some poems, tombs, or inscriptions left by some old people can they be connected together, and more are forgotten.

Because he has been living in society for a long time, he has always been able to come into contact with new people and new things, and every day is brand new.

If you have been asleep for 200 years, you can still remember the 200 years when you wake up, but if you live for 200 years, the memory of 200 years ago will gradually fade, shatter, and be covered by new memories until you forget everything. part, only remember the impressive things.

The phone rang, and Zhou Xiaotian's message came back. Gu Cheng put down the bamboo stick to look at it. Xia Xiaoman wanted to come over, but was afraid that this was a trick to lure the enemy. When he got close, Gu Cheng would catch her by surprise. She struggled for a while. Still decided to stand still.

Zhou Xiaotian: [Pharmaceutical bottle!The sizzling spray]
Gu Cheng's expression softened a little, he took a picture of the toilet water with the book open, pondered for a while, and replied: [How did you come to this conclusion? ]

Zhou Xiaotian: [If it's right, I'll take the money]
Gu Cheng: [It's a bit short, you're right if you tell me about your traits]

Zhou Xiaotian [Zehuoge, it’s a bottle with a watering can device, pump the water inside and spray it out, it’s either a medicine bottle or a freshener, perfume or something, I bet the medicine bottle spray]
Gu Cheng: [Why? ]

Zhou Xiaotian: [You want to steal a teacher/doubt]
Gu Cheng sent a photo to the past. It was Liushen toilet water, the kind that sizzled when squeezed. He asked Zhou Xiaotian to calculate what was covered under the book. There were so many things that he might not even be able to figure out exactly what they were.

In ancient times, there were not many exquisite objects, and it was easier to play with shooting. In modern times, there are too many things with the same purpose and shape. Pens can be subdivided into pens, pencils, and electronic pens. He has never thought about how electronic pens can be seen from the divination. , old things always have various deficiencies.

Zhou Xiaotian: [Payment received]

Zhou Xiaotian: [If there is such a good thing, come to me again]

Xia Xiaoman quietly floated over to watch Gu Cheng chat, gnashing his teeth angrily at his behavior of talking about young girls.

There are people who are thousands of years old at least, so they are not shameless at all.

Gu Cheng ignored her and continued to send messages to Zhou Xiaotian: [Aren't you afraid that I'm here to kick the club?Just come up with a question]

Zhou Xiaotian: [What’s the matter, just pay the money]

Zhou Xiaotian: [My master said, there is no one who doesn’t kick the club. If someone kicks you, you can’t do it yourself. Whoever makes money will push it away]

Gu Cheng: [/ Awesome]

"Look, it really looks like you." Gu Cheng raised his head and said.

Looking at the phenomenon and playing with his words, watching its changes and playing with his words, just in terms of level, Zhou Xiaotian has worked hard, and he has something to say, at least not like the Tarot or something who picks on the empty fortune and inner character .

Shooting is a kind of game in ancient times, and it is the easiest to test the level of learning. Dongfang Shuo is one of the best. Jingfang, Guan Ren, Guo Pu... They all played it less. The most recent modern person who is close to a god is Shao Yong. After careful calculation, it was already 1000 years ago.

He still remembered that in Sima Guang's later years, a few old men stayed together in the comfort zone, reciting poems and composing pairs, and occasionally watching Yi and making jokes.

"Delete delete delete delete delete, I'll let you beat her up and delete her." Xia Xiaoman floated around the sofa.

"How did you become so jealous." Gu Cheng frowned.

"I want sex! I want to sleep with you! I want... Ah! Let go!"

Gu Cheng grabbed her, put down the phone and picked up the bamboo strip, "stretch out your hand."

"Slap my ass if you have the ability." Xia Xiaoman puffed up her chest and looked away.

Gu Cheng hesitated for a while holding the bamboo stick, but saw Xia Xiaoman smirking from the corner of his eyes.

Snapped!
With a soft sound, the bamboo stick hit Xia Xiaoman's buttocks, Xia Xiaoman screamed, she didn't expect Gu Cheng to really do it.

"You are old and unrefined!"

"That's the lesson."

Gu Cheng smoked five or six times, straightened his sleeves, not looking at Xia Xiaoman's cute and pitiful appearance covering her buttocks, it's not like she didn't smoke when she was alive, so what if she died.

"Aren't you lonely living by yourself?" Xia Xiaoman quickly forgot the pain, and floated beside him, trying to cover Gu Cheng with her hair.

"In fact, most of the time I am a normal person, experiencing all kinds of life, have you ever seen an old man and an old lady who is 70 or [-] years old and misses the old person all day long?"

"So you must have met some people who fell in love with you before, but you are an old man, and you are always in love. After you left, you gradually forgot. wrong?"

"Yes, you really don't need to do this. In another 500 years, I will forget you completely. Everything you do now is meaningless." Gu Cheng said.

Stretching out the time scale, everything these short-lived individuals do is meaningless. The only thing that is meaningful is the wisdom of countless individuals gathering together to continuously change the world.

And his greatest interest is to see how the world will be changed by people in the end. Theoretically speaking, as long as it does not perish, sooner or later there will be a civilization that can leave the earth and go to the stars and seas, and then he can go out to see it together.

"That's why I want to have sex with you so that you will always remember me for 1 years. When the interstellar era begins, you will still remember that there was a Xia Xiaoman on Earth in space, who ended your old virgin."

"...Can you still have sex?"

"How do you know if you don't try it? I didn't have it when I was alive." Xia Xiaoman was eager to try, "You are old and immortal, I am a ghost, it is just right, come and try it! When I was alive, I was alone, without a mouth It’s a pity that I’ve kissed you in vain.”

"Try a fart, be honest with me."

Gu Cheng turned around and went back to his room. In the past, there was really no woman like Xia Xiaoman.

(End of this chapter)