we are just monsters

Chapter 31
Xia Xiaoman thinks that the answer to the question of whether ghosts can have sex should be yes.

There are so many female ghosts in the story who seduce people, from the woodcutter to the scholar who went to Beijing to rush for the exam, they can't all be fake, besides, when she secretly hugs Gu Cheng's waist while sitting on the battery car, she can still feel the thumping in her heart Jump.

As long as you throw out Wang Zha at the beginning, sooner or later you will agree to some less excessive demands. This is what a great man said. When you want to open the window, you'd better plan to lift the roof, so that others will agree to open it. window.

Although Gu Cheng has lived for so long, it should be useful. As for what to do after opening the window...

Xia Xiaoman hadn't thought about it yet, she just didn't want to leave, she also wanted to live forever, if she could stay a little longer, just stay a little longer, even if she could reincarnate just a second before dissipating.

The short-lived species have too many regrets. After they die, they realize that there are so many things that can be done better when they are alive, and there are so many things that they have not had time to do.

If she could start a new life, she would not shrink back, waste her life, and regret it when she lost it.

Xia Xiaoman was sitting in the dark living room combing his hair, doing some ghostly things to fill the boredom, and at the same time secretly looking forward to Gu Cheng coming out at night to scare him.

It's a pity that Gu Cheng slept soundly all night.

When she woke up, Xia Xiaoman had combed her hair all night. Fortunately, she was a ghost and would not lose her hair.

"I'm here to help you practice. You see, the times are getting more and more developed, and people are becoming more and more unrestrained. If you live like this, you will meet a woman who can't resist sooner or later. Now experience it in advance, so that you don't have to live for thousands of years. How embarrassing to be deceived by a little girl liar!"

Xia Xiaoman had an eloquent speech, but it was a pity that Gu Cheng ignored her.

"You said that humans can go into heat, so can animals, and so can vampires. What does it feel like when you're hmm? Let animals and people enjoy it?" Xia Xiaoman seriously explored scientific knowledge and was very curious.

"How do I know? Ask Aunt Zhao."

"That's so embarrassing." Xia Xiaoman covered his face.

"..."

"Okay, okay, calm down, what does it feel like to kiss? I've lived my whole life and I don't know." Xia Xiaoman continued to ask.

"I don't know, you ask Lilith."

"Lilith knows?"

"She used to like to dress up as a man and trick some little girls into sleeping."

"what?!"

Xia Xiaoman was greatly shocked.

"Then, then, what can she do sleeping with the little girl?" The pure female ghost couldn't imagine that kind of picture.

"You should ask her this question." Gu Cheng shook his head. Lilith is a very unscrupulous witch. He sometimes felt that the reason why Lilith was hunted down by the church in the Middle Ages might be because she liked women, not because of her status as a witch. She was hunted down later Only then did she reveal her identity as a witch.

Speaking of it, modern people seem more unrestrained at first glance, but in fact, the ancient times were not much different. Those ladies stayed out of the door all day long, and were easily deceived, and after a private meeting, they would not spread it out. This secret It will be hidden deep, it is heaven for Lilith, a scumbag.

At least for Lilith, it is much less difficult to deceive the little girl in the past than it is now. In the past, as long as you have a good manners and temperament, you can pretend to be a handsome young man. Now you have to be rich, and the little girl is not as rare as before. past life.

"It's amazing, you monsters don't do human affairs!"

Xia Xiaoman learned some secrets again. Lilith likes to deceive girls, and the old man likes to live in the crowd. When she is missed by some girls, she just walks away, making people miss her in vain.

No, as a human being, she must stop Gu Cheng from such a bad behavior.

Lilith didn't know where she was. Xia Xiaoman took advantage of Gu Cheng's class and looked around but couldn't find it. There were people everywhere, which made her feel a little cold.

After searching for a while, she remembered the place where she first met Lilith, frowned, and drifted towards the old city.

At the entrance of the small shop on the old street, the black cat squinted lazily in the shadows by the wall, killing time.

"Why are you here?" Xia Xiaoman looked up at the store. The signboard was Yigexuan, a small shop. Zhou Xiaotian was sitting in it and reading "Lanjiangwang". She knew it was An ancient book on horoscope numerology, the name is taken from the meaning of "Hengjiang set up a net, catch everything in one catch".

Lilith looked up at her, but said nothing. Cats can't talk, and they would scare others to death.

If possible, she would like to ask Xia Xiaoman why she is here instead of doing some shameless things with Gu Cheng.

It's best to let the old man be weak and have no time to find fault.

"Let's go for a walk elsewhere." Xia Xiaoman floated back and forth, "You don't mean to deceive the little girl inside, do you? I heard from the old man that you used to like to trick girls into doing, doing, doing... Something unspeakable."

Lilith looked up at her.

Xia Xiaoman couldn't help taking a step back, puffed out his chest and said, "Now the old man is chasing me, if you want to do something to me, he will definitely beat you."

She still hadn't forgotten the feeling that when she saw the black cat for the first time, there would be danger if she approached it. The witch must have some magic about dead souls.

Lilith got up and went back to the house, jumped into the shop, lying on the chair, not wanting to talk to the ghost.

Miss Witch is just a kitten in modern society, so she can have evil intentions.

Xia Xiaoman stood in front of the shop and stopped for a while, and finally went in and stood behind Zhou Xiaotian, watching the girl study ancient books.

Lilith looked up, but ignored it.

In the quaint little shop, there is one person, one cat and one ghost, and it is quiet.

After an unknown amount of time, Zhou Xiaotian put down the book and let out a long sigh, leaning on the back of the chair and looking outside.

"Master, I miss you so much..."

She stretched out her voice and whispered softly.

There was a slight movement of hair behind him, Zhou Xiaotian turned his head, accidentally knocked the book over on the ground, and bent down wearily to pick it up again.

The sandalwood was burning slowly. Zhou Xiaotian lay on the table and stared at the door. There was no visitor today. She took out her mobile phone and took a picture of the black cat on the chair.

[The traditional reputation of the black cat is not very good, in fact, it is because it has spirituality...] -
Gu Cheng frowned when he saw Zhou Xiaotian's article in Moments, why did Lilith come here?
Do you want to become a human again to deceive the little girl?

"Teacher Gu, you have confiscated it... oops!" Chen Mengmeng flipped the books that Gu Cheng had collected from the students, her face was flushed at a glance.

God knows where they have the courage to bring this kind of book to school.

"You son of a bitch, it's the wrong way!"

"Maybe they stole it from home. They spent all their money on games. Who would buy this thing." Gu Cheng threw the book to Li Mingcheng, "Just pretend you don't know."

"What are you doing to me!" Li Mingcheng turned it over and threw it back with a look of disgust.

This little Gu is really, if you want to give it early, you must give it when there are lesbians.

"Then I'll put it away." Gu Cheng looked normal, and brought it back to Chen Hua.

The vampire used to like to sneak around to buy at the street stalls, and also avoided Zhao Hong, and was beaten up when he was found.

(End of this chapter)