we are just monsters

Chapter 75 maybe

"Then why did you Survivors not resist being cut off by humans?" Chen Hua said.

"Because the time is not yet ripe, comrades need to bear it." Lilith said sadly.

"It's great!"

Chen Hua admired that he could endure being cut off, this is a soldier.

"Did you cut it?" Chen Hua asked.

"I don't need to cut."

"Why don't you cut it? I know a veterinary hospital with excellent craftsmanship. The best part is that they can give you a [-]% discount."

"...Do you want to join?" Lilith resisted the urge to give him a paw.

"I don't think your plan is going to work."

"Do you think humans have any chance of winning? We witches are all over the world now."

"But Lao Gu has already ascended to the fairy world, and now he is just a clone of his spiritual consciousness left on the earth." Chen Hua said, "You can't beat him."

Lilith was stunned.

Bragging is still strong.

Gu Cheng was looking at the calendar. He likes to read the calendar. Day by day, it becomes thinner a little bit, and then a new one is replaced, and a year has passed.

Xia Xiaoman didn't dangle in front of his eyes with her big white legs. Gu Cheng felt that she realized that seduction was useless, but Xia Xiaoman just felt that there would be such a thing as aesthetic fatigue, and seeing too many big white legs every day, maybe it would be even more difficult. , looming is the best.

She is wearing a red dress now, and there is a conspicuous footprint on the skirt. It looks good after getting used to it. This should be called incomplete beauty, just like the woman with two missing arms. There is a footprint on the skirt, which is made by himself. he likes.

This fun is more or less perverted, Xia Xiaoman doesn't care, with such a long lifespan, it's normal to have a little strange hobby, it's strange not to have one.

After living for a long time and experiencing everything, there will only be two results in the end, either becoming a saint or becoming an artist. Now it seems that Gu Cheng has both, stepping on one's footprints is an artist's eccentricity.

A noble person, a pure person, a person who has escaped from vulgar interests, with such a long life, besides bullying monsters, he also likes to teach. The thought of seducing and training him makes Xia Xiaoman feel full of excitement and a sense of accomplishment .

"Old Gu."

"so rude."

"Master?" Xia Xiaoman lifted half of her skirt and sat on the sofa, "Do you like this tune?"

"I think it's necessary for me to help you on your reincarnation journey." Gu Cheng was not angry, but just walked over to prepare to do something.

"How dare you! I'll shatter my Tianling Cap with one palm!" Xia Xiaoman put his hand on his head.

"Go ahead and shoot." Gu Cheng said.

"I really shot!"

"shoot."

"..."

Xia Xiaoman let out a sigh of relief, she is not a martial arts master, she can slap herself to death, she is just a wandering spirit.

If you can really shatter your own spirit, those souls who don't want to reincarnate don't have to endure the pain and wait for the day when it dissipates.

"Even if I do what you want, you won't be willing to reincarnate, do you want to just give up like this?"

Gu Cheng walked over and didn't tap her forehead with his fingers as usual, but sat beside her.

"Maybe if my wish is fulfilled, I will find this world quite interesting." Xia Xiaoman didn't deny it.

"Don't be so boring as a human being." Gu Cheng patted her head. He taught her a lot at the beginning, taught her how to deal with people, taught her how to read books, and also taught her how to live in that era. After all, there is still something that cannot be taught thing.

"You should say, being a ghost shouldn't be so boring."

"the same."

"So I'm looking for something interesting."

"The so-called fun is letting me touch your leg?" Gu Cheng squinted at her.

"You can do something else, too."

"It means..." Gu Cheng stretched out his hand to pinch the flesh on her shoulder, and twisted it hard, "Is this so?"

Xia Xiaoman held back his silence.

"How did you teach you such a... such a..."

It was rare for Gu Cheng to find a suitable word to describe her, so he withdrew his hand and pointed at her, and sighed.

Xia Xiaoman looked triumphant, sitting cross-legged on the sofa and shaking his head.

Gu Cheng stood up and went to the next door. When he was about to climb over the wall, he realized that there was a door in the wall. He walked through the big hole, and Chen Hua was worshiping the eight-armed Bodhisattva in the room.

Chen Hua is very pious, so he specially bought joss sticks and a small incense burner, and he muttered something. No one knows how he came up with the idea of ​​letting a Bodhisattva bless vampires?
Seriously speaking, it seems that it is not impossible. Bodhisattva saves all living beings. All living beings are living beings. Snakes caught by fishermen, mosquitoes buzzing in the ear, grasshoppers in the wild... All living beings belong to the six realms of sentient beings, and even Bacteria, Xu Zhu in Tianlong Babu has to recite the mantra of passing away before drinking water, and it is reasonable for vampires to be protected.

"There are no bodhisattvas in this world. If there were any, I would have beaten them." Seeing his stupid behavior, Gu Cheng found a chair and sat down.

Chen Hua was so focused that he didn't notice Gu Cheng coming in, and was startled when he heard someone talking.

"Why are you walking so silently!"

"The soles of these shoes are soft, the sound is quiet, and they are comfortable to wear. Would you like to buy a pair too?" Gu Cheng raised his foot and said.

"How much? Wait, why are you here? You can't beat that ghost?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid that ghost thing is crawling on the ground, how terrifying, if it looks like a human, I dare to go up and beat it." Chen Hua said.

"Uh... In fact, there are not many ghosts crawling on the ground, except for those who were cut in half. They didn't realize that when they died, they still kept the same appearance when they died, dragging their intestines to crawl back and forth." Gu Cheng recalled the scene of the execution, that kind of punishment has long been abandoned in modern times.

Chen Hua was already imagining a group of people moaning and crawling towards him, stretching out their bloody hands.

"Anyone will be afraid of that kind of humanoid monster crawling on the ground. This is an instinct that comes from deep in the genes. It doesn't matter whether it's a human, a vampire, or a witch. Do you know why?"

"Don't say such horrible things at night." Chen Hua said seriously.

He didn't want to know this kind of thing at all. Could there be a creature more terrifying than a ghost, crawling around on the ground?
dong dong!

The door was knocked, Chen Hua and Gu Cheng glanced sideways, Chen Hua asked, "Who is it?"

no respond.

dong dong.

There was another knock on the door.

Gu Cheng looked at Xia Xiaoman who was staring at the eight-armed Bodhisattva curiously, and then at Chen Hua.

Chen Hua suddenly became nervous, "Isn't that ghost coming to look for you?"

"That ghost is behind you, it didn't knock on the door outside."

"Grass!"

Chen Hua wanted to rush out, but the door was knocked again.

The room suddenly fell into silence.

A trace of sweat leaked from Chen Hua's face.

The knock on the door was still ringing. At this moment, he could hear the knock on the door outside. The knock was relatively low, probably at the knee position of the person.

"Just open the door and see if it's all right?" Gu Cheng smiled.

"Go and open the door." Chen Hua said.

"Maybe it's Lilith." Gu Cheng said suddenly.

"I'm going to stew her!" Chen Hua said in disgust.

"It might not be her." Gu Cheng proposed a terrible idea.

Chen Hua froze when he was about to open the door.

(End of this chapter)