The whole mountain is my hunting ground.

Chapter 722 The Revenge of the Cannon Egg

Chapter 722 The Revenge of the Cannon Egg

In rural areas these days, all men have nicknames, and basically everyone's nicknames are not positive.

Needless to say, like Ergudong, the simple two words express Zhao Youcai's behavior style.And like the old gunner Yang Xiazi back then, he was not blind at all, but because of his good marksmanship, he got such a nickname.

And Widow Wang, wouldn't she be an absolute fresh meat if she put it in a few decades?
So like little Zhuge, sick Weiyan, etc., in the countryside at this time, there is no suitable soil for them to take root.On the contrary, the nickname of big crotch makes people feel catchy and full of fun.

Zhang Yuanmin, who had been shattered by humanity, was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't help frowning when he turned his head to look at him. Zhang Yuanmin didn't even know the person who called him by his nickname just now!

Well, the name really spread!
Zhang Yuanmin frowned and looked at that person, feeling that this person was about his age, so he asked, "Brother, have we dealt with each other before?"

"Why did you forget?" The man smiled at Zhang Yuanmin and said, "Before the spring begins, shouldn't we work together in the field?"

Zhang Yuanmin was startled when he heard the words, and immediately realized that this man should be his coworker when he was working in 77 Rengchang, but he definitely didn't belong to his shack, otherwise he should have known him.

Zhang Yuanmin didn't know this person, but this person recognized Zhang Yuanmin.

Although Zhang Yuanmin only worked in Lengchang for three days, those three days were nothing short of a legend.

In those three days, Zhang Yuanmin couldn't help but ruin Du Chunjiang's life.

And during those three days, the people in Lengchang also called Zhang Yuanmin differently, from the big crotch before killing the bear to Big Brother Zhang after killing the bear.

Until Zhang Yuanmin was repaired by his wife and forced to take him home. The set-up households in 77 Lengchang were divided into two factions. Those who lived in the same house with Zhang Yuanmin were impressed by Zhang Yuanmin's "wisdom" and still called him Big Brother Zhang.

And the people in the other shack called him Big Crotch again.

At this time, the person Huang Gui brought was the tenant of another shack.And not only did he know Zhang Yuanmin, he also knew Zhao Jun.

The man stretched out his hand to Zhao Jun and said, "Technician Zhao, I heard brother Huang say you're coming, so I'll be right back!"

"Ah...haha." Although he didn't know each other, Zhao Jun still smiled and shook hands with this person.

At this time, Huang Gui could also see it. Afraid of embarrassment for both parties, he introduced the man to Zhao Jun, saying: "This is Xiao Hu, let's put it in our front yard."

"Hu Jiabao." When the man let go of Zhao Jun, he followed Huang Gui's words and reported his family name.

Huang Gui continued to introduce another person, saying: "This is my brother-in-law Jiang Weifeng."

Jiang Weifeng has a round face and a smiling face.After being introduced by Huang Gui, he stepped forward to shake hands with Zhao Jun and said, "Little brother, you are welcome to come home."

Zhao Jun thanked him, and Zhang Yuanmin, Xie Chen and Jiang Weifeng were polite.Then, Huang Guicai pointed to the last person and said to Zhao Jun, "This is my brother Li Song."

Li Song shook Zhao Jun's hand and said with a smile: "I've always heard the old piss talking about you, today I can see you."

Huang Gui said he was a brother, but he was actually a brother, a good buddy.After everyone got to know each other, Zhao Jun and the others sat down on the kang, while Song Lan took the two sons out to make tea and water.

Several people lit cigarettes, and Huang Gui said to Zhao Jun across the kang table: "Brother, this is the first time you come home today, and my brother wants to arrange someone to kill a donkey for you. In the end, the f*cking donkey... let someone borrow it." went."

"Ah?" Hearing that Huang Gui said that he wanted to kill the donkey again, Zhao Jun frowned, and hurriedly said, "Brother, when we left Yongsheng's village, didn't we all agree? You can't kill the donkey, what kind of donkey will you kill?" ah?"

Huang Gui waved his hand and said, "Brother, this donkey must be killed. I will do what my brother told you."

Speaking of this, Huang Gui was afraid that Zhao Jun would misunderstand that he was hypocritical, so he pointed to Jiang Weifeng and said, "You Jiang Ge, he borrowed the donkey!"

Jiang Weifeng smiled when he heard the words, and said to Huang Gui, "I didn't know you were coming back today."

After finishing speaking, Jiang Weifeng turned to Zhao Jun again, and said, "Today in the west courtyard of my house, the couple from the old Xue's family saw me driving back, and told me that they couldn't save the thorns and poles (gāi) they cut (gā) in the mountains. Old and young. I told me to borrow donkeys and borrow them to pull them back, so I borrowed them."

Acanthopanax can be used as medicine all over the body, and after winter, people in the forest area will go to the mountains to cut off the stalks of Acanthopanax and tie them into bundles, and bring them home to boil them in small aluminum pots to make Acanthopanax ointment.

This Acanthopanax ointment can be taken down the mountain and sold for money.Although it is not very valuable, it can always supplement the family if it accumulates a little.

Jiang Weifeng and Xue Jinyi's family are right and left neighbors. Although the two families are not as good as the Zhao and Li families, their relationship is quite good.

And the animal was not bad, Xue Jinyi and his wife opened their mouths, but Jiang Weifeng couldn't refuse.

He didn't expect that Huang Gui would come back from his entire ancestor in Lingxi, and he would also kill a donkey for this ancestor.

"Brother Jiang!" Zhao Jun raised his hand at Jiang Weifeng, interrupted Jiang Weifeng, and said with a smile: "Don't listen to my brother, what kind of donkey are you killing? Killing donkeys?"

"Why don't you kill him?" Hearing Zhao Jun's words, Huang Gui became anxious, but as soon as he opened his mouth, Zhao Jun waved his hand at him.

After stopping Huang Gui, Zhao Jun said to Xie Chen: "Xie Chen, there is a roe deer in our car. You go and fix it, and let the old sister-in-law go."

"Hey!" Jie Chen agreed, got up and went outside.Seeing that the minister was going out of the house, Song Lan, who was in the outhouse, hurriedly asked Guofu and Minqiang to go out with him.

"You're still shooting roe deer?" At this moment, Li Song pinched his cigarette butt, looked at Huang Gui in surprise, and asked, "Old man, when did you shoot roe deer?"

"I didn't hit it, it was caught by my brothers." Huang Gui raised his hand and pointed at Zhao Jun, and said to Li Song: "My brothers are here to help me drag the dog. Today I brought a group of dogs to my house. As soon as the field is gone, the dog will be held there by the roe deer when it goes out!"

"Hey!" Li Song was even more surprised when he heard the words, he looked at Zhao Jun and said, "Brother, what kind of dog is your family? Can you still catch the roe deer at this time?"

"That's right!" Li Song reminded Huang Gui with one sentence, and Huang Gui remembered that it's not the time for dogs to chase roe deer, how did Zhao Jun's dog do it?

Seeing Huang Gui and Li Song looking at him together, Zhao Jun smiled lightly and said, "There is a dog in my family who can intercept battles."

Huang Gui's eyes lit up when he heard this, he knew that if the hounds could intercept the battle, it would not be 01:30 to help the hunter during the hunt.

"Which dog?" Huang Gui couldn't help asking Zhao Jun, after all, such a dog is too rare.

"Just the black dog." Zhao Jun replied first, but then he added, "The big one."

In fact, Erhei is not small, but compared with Heihu, he is two laps smaller.So Zhao Jun thought that Huang Gui would be able to tell the difference clearly when he said this.

"Ah!" Sure enough, Huang Gui said without hesitation, "Cripple."

"Who is lame?" At this time Song Lan came in with soft jujubes and grapes, and when she put the plate on the kang table, she said to Huang Gui: "Isn't our leg healed? We are not lame. "

If it was normal, Song Lan would definitely put down her food and leave without saying a word.But when Huang Gui injured his leg before, not only was he depressed, but many people in the village commented that Huang Laopi had become a yellow cripple this time.

For this reason, Song Lan often quarreled with the villagers.At the same time, she also took Huang Gui to see a doctor again and again.When it didn't work the first few times, Huang Gui was still impatient, and even gave up on himself.

Now that Huang Gui's leg has healed, it is not a serious problem to go up the mountain, but he will still react when it is cloudy and rainy.Walking and rock climbing are fine, but you can't carry heavy loads.

For this, there are voices of discussion in the village.But Song Lan was quite content, but she was afraid that Huang Gui would be depressed again.So when she heard Huang Gui mention the word "crime", Song Lan, who didn't hear clearly, was afraid that Huang Gui was laughing at herself, so she answered that sentence.

Huang Gui was taken aback by Song Lan's words, and then he reacted, and immediately shouted: "Go to the side! The old man is talking, why are you interrupting?"

Everyone in Huang Gui's family knew his temper, especially Jiang Weifeng, who was his brother-in-law, quickly reached out to stop Huang Gui, and then said to Song Lan: "Sister-in-law, my elder brother didn't talk about himself, he said a dog .”

"Ah, dog!" Song Lan didn't care about Huang Gui, but when she heard that Huang Gui was talking about dogs, she seemed to think of something, and asked Huang Gui, "Does our dog need to be fed?"

When Huang Gui heard this, he looked at Zhao Jun and said, "Brother, do you want to eat?"

"No need." Zhao Jun responded, "Aren't you going to feed in the morning?"

Dogs in rural areas usually eat once a day.If you want to fight like a dog, eat half full before going up the mountain.

Before leaving home today, Zhao Jun and the others didn't prepare for the siege, so they fed the dogs quite enough.

As for what Huang Gui asked Zhao Jun just now, it was only because Zhao Jun was a guest, and the guest brought a lot of dogs.

Hearing that Zhao Jun said no, Huang Gui said to Song Lan: "You don't need to feed the dog, just prepare a few more dishes."

"Hey!" Song Lan agreed with a smile, then pointed to the jujubes and grapes on the table, and said to Zhao Jun and the others: "Brother, eat some of this first, sister-in-law will cook right away."

After speaking, Song Lan walked outside the door.

Looking at her back, Zhao Jun suddenly realized that every household has its own way of getting along.Like this Huang Gui couple, Huang Gui has a bad temper, but Song Lan is not like him.More importantly, Song Lan didn't take Huang Gui's piss to heart.

At this moment, Zhang Yuanmin cast a squinting glance at Huang Gui, and couldn't help but think to himself: "Look at this old man who left the house, he can do whatever he says! Look at my house, why should I say something, she has Eight hundred sentences are waiting to deal with me!"

……

While these people were drinking tea and chatting, on a ditch and pond thirty miles to the west of Huang Gui's house, the couple were carrying down Acanthopanax poles with gloves on.

These two couples, the male named Xue Jinyi and the female named Li Hongxia, were the neighbors of Jiang Weifeng's family, that is, the old Xue's family that Jiang Weifeng said borrowed donkeys.

"Boss Xue." Li Hongxia, who was working, straightened up suddenly, raised her hand and pointed to the slope not far away, and called Xue Jinyi, "Go to the top and fix those too."

As she spoke, Li Hongxia stretched out her hand and gestured in front of her, saying: "I can do this piece myself."

Xue Jinyi agreed and walked up. The couple had cut a lot of Acanthopanax stalks before, but because they couldn't transport them, they kept throwing them on the mountain.

Xue Jinyi walked up for about ten meters, lowered his waist and began to straighten those Acanthopanax poles.

And at this moment, behind three side-by-side pine trees four or five meters away from him, a cannon egg was lying there making trouble.

This big wild boar was the one chased away by the Zhao family dog ​​gang.During the battle with the dog gang, Cannon's egg was barely injured, only the egg was bitten and pulled three times by Heihu.

Although he had already gotten rid of the entanglement of the dog gang, this cannon egg felt that the skin of the egg was burning and painful.As for the pain of the egg, Cannon egg can't even describe it.It has not been a smooth journey from a young age, but it is the first time it has experienced this kind of pain!

As time went by, the pain not only did not disappear, but intensified.At this time, Cannon Egg felt pain in the gun attached to Egg, and felt his stomach throbbing.

It tried to lick the wound, but couldn't reach it.I had no choice but to lie down under the pine tree and take a rest.

This cannon egg has been lying here for nearly an hour, during which time it smelled the same kind of smell in the air.And it can tell that there is a taste of the opposite sex in these same kind.

Normally, when a big orphan enters the herd, conflicts may break out with other boars in order to compete for a mate.But isn't there such a saying that you don't lose your strength.

This cannon egg weighs more than 700 kilograms, except for the existence of pig gods, who can it be afraid of?

According to its original plan, today it is going to find a herd of pigs to join in.But at this moment, Cannon Egg lost all that heart.

It feels like it's [-]% useless!

Just when it was making a fuss, suddenly there was a sound from behind its buttocks, and it felt like the egg, the gun, and the whole set of gun eggs shuddered, subconsciously thinking whether the hateful black cripple would come from behind again Jump out.

Paozi got up and looked back, only to see Xue Jingui in a black padded jacket, working not far away.

How can Paozi know what Xue Jinyi is doing?At this moment, it thought that this man, like the big black cripple, was trying to attack him.

Paozi, who was holding his breath, flashed out from behind the tree and rushed towards Xue Jinyi!
When Xue Jinyi was working, he suddenly heard a noise and raised his head, he was frightened out of his wits!
Xue Jinyi saw such a big wild boar for the first time in his life, and when he saw the cannon egg, the cannon egg was less than one meter away from him.

Xue Jinyi didn't even have time to turn around, and he got up in midair.

At the same time, Li Hongxia, who was working below her head, felt her back was sore, so she raised her body and prepared to straighten her waist.

But when Li Hongxia raised her arms again, and was about to wipe the sweat on her forehead with her sleeves, she saw a person standing up from the ground in front of her.

"Huh?" Li Hongxia was taken aback, feeling like she was dreaming, and she was still thinking: "Isn't that my man? How can he fly?"

Xue Jinyi immediately fell from a high altitude, and only then did he yell out.Li Hongxia shuddered when she heard the scream, and ran up!

(End of this chapter)

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