Chapter 723
As wild boars age, their tusks gradually become curved.

The [-]-jin wild boar has fangs like a crescent moon. When it pushed Xue Jinyi up front, it mainly used the pig nose, the fangs did not hurt anyone.

When Xue Jinyi stood up in mid-air, he was still in a daze.And when the person fell down, Xue Jinyi finally came back to his senses!

Although he didn't know how such a thing would happen to him, Xue Jinyi's first reaction was: shout.

Such a big person, when doing free fall, the falling speed is quite fast!

In addition, when Xue Jinyi fell in mid-air, he clasped his hands and legs, causing his whole body to hit the ground.

In the sketch "Red Sorghum Model Team", there is such a line: a big padded jacket, two cotton trousers, the inside is sheepskin, and the outside is wrapped in cloth...

Then, the skit king answered: "This is what I call labor protection!"

When Zhao Jun came to Lingnan, he wore big cotton monkeys, cotton shoes, and even felt socks, felt insoles, and cotton handbags, which belonged to labor protection, referred to as labor insurance.

At this moment, Xue Jinyi was wearing a thin black padded jacket on his upper body and large army green cotton trousers on his lower body.

If you wear thick clothes, you will fall!
Coupled with the fact that there was snow on the mountain, this blow did not cause too much damage to Xue Jinyi.However, Xue Jinyi's whole body was shaken by the fall. He suddenly lifted his head up, only to feel that his eyes were in a trance, and the tree and everything were doubled.

But at this moment, Xue Jinyi felt his body flicker again, and he got up in the air again.

At this time, Li Fengxia had arrived.

At first glance, it was such a big wild boar, its big body was bigger than the donkey they borrowed from Jiang Weifeng.

Li Fengxia was taken aback for a moment, but when she was stunned, her man went to heaven again!
Although the old women in the Northeast are very powerful at home, it is true that they love men.Li Fengxia came to her senses, she must save Xue Jinyi.

Li Fengxia is not reckless, she knows that facing such a big wild boar, it is useless to rush in by herself.Moreover, mountain hunters, like mountain runners and mountain hunters, know some survival skills in the mountains and forests.

Therefore, Li Fengxia's first reaction was to knock something on a tree, trying to make a sound to scare away the wild boar.

But she came to pierce the Wujia pole today, and the couple brought a total of two sickles, and Li Fengxia left the one on the bottom.At this moment, her hands were empty, and she shouted at the wild boar in desperation: "Roar! Roar! Roar..."

The wild boar turned around when it heard the sound, and rushed straight to Li Fengxia. Li Fengxia nimbly hid behind the tree, and the wild boar rushed down the slope.

Li Fengxia didn't care whether the wild boar would come back or not, and ran towards Xue Jinyi with big strides.

Xue Jinyi descended from the sky again, and when Li Fengxia approached, she saw Xue Jinyi was sweating profusely, with his eyes closed and his mouth open, but there was a moaning sound coming from his throat.

"It's broken!" Li Fengxia quickly knelt on the ground, stretched out her arms to hug Xue Jinyi's head, patted his face with one hand, and called anxiously: "Boss Xue! Boss Xue!"

Xue Jinyi hummed twice, seemed to be struggling to open his eyelids, looked at Li Fengxia and said, "My ribs hurt!"

"Ah?" Li Fengxia was startled when she heard the words, because Xue Jinyi said that the fork is the rib, so she continued: "Go and chop me a stick, I have to lean on it."

……

When Xue Jinyi was in great pain, a group of people sat together at Huang Gui's house in Qiaotou Village and were talking about the cannon egg.

This topic was started by Huang Gui. When he was on the mountain, Huang Gui looked at the footprints of the cannon egg left in the snow.That big hoof scab is really comparable to that of an old cow.

Huang Gui concluded at that time that this wild boar must weigh more than five hundred catties.

Then Huang Gui said that the dogs of Zhao Jun's family were able to retreat in the face of such a big wild boar, which showed that these dogs were not ordinary tough.If it weren't for people not being able to catch up, the wild boar might not have escaped with its life.

As soon as Huang Gui's words fell, Zhang Yuanmin took over, praising him that the gang of Zhao Jun brothers are really powerful, capable of tearing up the Northeast Leopard and fighting the Bear King.

Then, Zhang Yuanmin told the group of people the story of his plan to kill Xiong Bawang, Huang Gui and others were stunned and admiring.

Even Song Lan, Guofu, and Minqiang, who were picking roe deer in the outhouse, couldn't help but stop what they were doing and listened to the sound coming from the house.

When a short story was finished, everyone was still full of interest. Li Song couldn't help asking: "Is there such a big bear? I've lived for forty years, and I haven't seen it before."

"Really!" Before Zhang Yuanmin could speak, Huang Gui said, "My brothers at Zhao Jun's house watched that Xiong Badan."

As he spoke, Huang Gui moved his hands a distance away, and gestured, "You're such a boss!"

"Oh my God!" Everyone was even more surprised, and Zhang Yuanmin laughed and said, "My brother Slaying the Pig, Zhu Xiongba, captured the tiger alive, Megatron Huaxia..."

His set of narcissism was adapted from the "Three Kingdoms" storytelling, which praised Guan Erye for beheading Yan Liang and Zhu Wenchou... flooding the Seven Armies and shaking China.

As for this storytelling, it was Li Ruhai who listened to it in the cafeteria of the forest farm and told it to him when he went back.According to Zhang Yuanmin, this is an exchange between cultural people.

Zhao Jun was very dismissive of his rhetoric.Of these two people, one has dropped out of the first grade of elementary school, and the other has dropped out of the first grade of junior high school. Are they still educated?
Think of him, Zhao Jun, who has been studying for nine days in the first semester of junior high school, and has a higher education than Li Ruhai!

But when it comes to vernacular, Zhao Jun can't even compare with Zhang Yuanmin.At this moment, after Zhang Yuanmin had finished praising Zhao Jun, he slapped himself on the chest with his hand back, and then said, "And my old Zhang..."

Speaking of this, Zhang Yuanmin pointed his backhand out of the window, and continued: "It's also the unobstructed man. In just this year, my brother and I killed the black bear in the mountains with knives, axes, and guns. More than ten heads!"

Zhang Yuanmin's words made the eyes of the people on the opposite side even wider.At this moment, that Hu Jiabao suddenly answered: "This big brother is not blind, we all know that he was stabbed to death by that black blind man!"

"Really? Oh my god!" Li Song looked at Zhang Yuanmin in great surprise, then turned to Huang Gui and said, "Old man, you always say you are good at hunting with swords, how dare you beat a black blind man? "

"Get lost!" Huang Gui spat at Li Song, then turned to Zhang Yuanmin and said, "Brother Zhang, why are you so blind?"

Huang Gui's question stunned Zhang Yuanmin for a moment. He couldn't say that the blind man kicked me out and paralyzed him by a horse log, right?
Seeing that Zhang Yuanmin didn't speak, Huang Gui hurriedly said: "That thing is too bad. Did I use the gun to break the back of the black blind man once? I saw it lay there and it couldn't be pulled up. I thought about making up for it. It's a knife.

Why?What the hell, you said, when I passed the knife, it was grabbed by the knife when I took it, so I didn't take it into my arms! "

"Oh my god!" Li Song pouted at the side, pointed at Huang Gui and Zhang Yuanmin and said with a smile: "You said that this tiger is better than carrying a child, and he dares to do anything. At that time, I watched the black blind man give He jerked and twisted, which frightened me, I pulled my neck and yelled!"

"Hehe." Hearing Li Song scolding Huang Gui, Zhang Yuanmin laughed dryly, but there was no hint of ridicule in his laughter, because Yang Yufeng always scolded him like that at home.

While several people were chatting and laughing, Jie Chen put his face to Zhao Jun's ear, then turned his head and pointed the back of his head at Huang Gui and the others. While pretending to look at the paintings on the kang cabinet, his lips moved slightly and asked Zhao Jun Jun said: "When did my big brother Zhang punish so many black and blind people?"

After finishing speaking, Jie Chen turned his head, and a smile appeared on his face in an instant.

Zhao Jun leaned towards Jie Chen, raised his hand and wiped the back of his hand under his nose, covered his mouth and said in a low voice: "He stabbed one to death with a knife, and I will beat the rest."

"Ah..." Xie Chen understood, no wonder Zhang Yuanmin said that he and his brother stabbed, hacked, and shot, and the two of them... killed more than ten blind people.He really wasn't lying when he said that.

At this time, Huang Gui asked Zhao Jun, "Brother, look at tomorrow... what shall we do?"

"Brother!" Zhao Jun smiled after hearing the words: "You are the eldest brother, and this is your territory, so it's up to you to decide."

Zhao Jun's trip was to help Huang Gui pull the dog. No matter how he beat the dog around, the dogs brought by Zhao Jun were the main force.

But one thing is, Zhao Jun is not familiar with this mountain field, where there is a lot of prey and where is suitable for hunting dogs, he still has to listen to Huang Gui.

But no matter what happened, what Zhao Jun said just now made people feel very comfortable.

"Then let's go to the old pigsty." Huang Gui laughed, and explained to Zhao Jun: "We have a place here. There is a small dustpan on the hillside, and there are cats and pigs there every year."

"Okay!" Zhao Jun nodded with a smile, and said, "We all listen to you. When we go to the mountains tomorrow, we will do what you say we will do!"

These gangs gathered together and had endless things to say.While they were chatting, Song Lan was cooking in the outhouse.

She is not as good as Wang Meilan, and Huang Gui's family is not as good as Zhao Jun's family. Song Lan simply boiled roe deer meat and liver in a pot.

When the internal organs are cooked first, they are pulled out, washed, cut into slices and kept for cooking.

When the meat is cooked, part of it is stewed in red, and part of it is sliced ​​and coded.Needless to say, there is no need to say more about the red-braised meat, and the sliced ​​meat is dipped in garlic or miso.

At this time, the room had already stood aside, and Zhao Jun and others sat around the table. On the table were luncheon meat, canned fish, peanuts and boiled roe deer meat.

A group of men were drinking and chatting.And Song Lan in the outhouse was pouring braised roe deer meat out of the pot.

At this moment, the door of her house was suddenly pulled open, and a gust of cold wind rushed in.

"Sister!" Song Lan turned her head to look, and hurriedly said, "Come on, quickly enter the house!"

"Sister-in-law." The person who came was Huang Gui's younger sister, Jiang Weifeng's daughter-in-law Huang Yan.

Hearing the man talking and laughing from the back room, Song Lan asked Huang Yan, "Sister, are you here for something?"

Earlier, Huang Gui went to Huang Yan's house to fetch a donkey, but the donkey was not brought back, but Jiang Weifeng was brought instead.In this way, Huang Yan naturally knew that Huang Gui's house had guests, and also knew that Jiang Weifeng would be eating here tonight.

At that time, Huang Yan did not follow, which meant that Huang Yan would not come to eat this meal.So now that it's here, there must be something, and it's urgent.

Huang Yan nodded, and asked Song Lan in a low voice, "Where is my brother staying in the house?"

After Song Lan finished asking, seeing Huang Yan nod her head again, she felt even more convinced that Huang Yan was in a hurry.

So, Song Lan picked up the braised roe deer meat, nodded at Huang Yan, and walked into the back room.

"Come!" Song Lan brought a plate to the table and said to everyone with a smile, "Eat while it's hot."

Then, Song Lan looked at Zhao Jun again, and said with a smile, "Brother, if you don't drink alcohol, eat more meat."

Zhao Jun responded with a smile, but at this moment Song Lan said to Huang Gui: "Old Huang, our sister is here."

"Huh?" Huang Gui and Jiang Weifeng were startled. Huang Gui looked at the door with his wine glass in his hand, only to see Huang Yan coming in.

"Brother." Huang Yan called Huang Gui first, then swept the table and nodded to Zhao Jun and others whom she didn't know.

Huang Gui frowned, looked at Huang Yan and asked, "What's wrong?"

And that Jiang Weifeng got up and walked towards Huang Yan. They all knew that since Huang Yan came here at this time, there must be something important!There is no elderly in their family, so Huang Gui, his wife and Jiang Weifeng are afraid that something is wrong with the child.

Huang Yan didn't speak to Jiang Weifeng, but said to Huang Gui: "Brother, that... the old Jiang's couple are back."

"Ah...huh?" Huang Gui was a little confused at first, thinking that it has nothing to do with me if the old Jiang's couple come back, but he suddenly remembered something, and said urgently: "I am a donkey?"

"Brother, don't worry." Huang Gui looked anxious, Huang Yan was a little scared, and hurriedly said: "The donkey is fine, but they are driving the donkey to Beitun."

"Going to Beitun?" Huang Gui put the wine glass on the table, and said anxiously, "Drive my donkey to pull the thorns. What the hell is going to Beitun? What is he going to do?"

"Hiss..." Song Lan saw that Jiang Weifeng was a little embarrassed when he lent the donkey out, and quickly frowned to stop Huang Gui and said, "Don't get annoyed, listen to my sister."

"Why don't you get annoyed?" Huang Gui said angrily, "Let him bring the donkey back to me quickly? I have to kill the donkey for my brother tomorrow!"

"Brother!" Hearing Huang Gui's words, Zhao Jun hurriedly persuaded, "Why are you killing a donkey? There are so many dishes, we are not short of words!"

"That won't work either!" Huang Gui stared anxiously, turned to Huang Yan and shouted, "Hurry up and ask him to bring the donkey back to me, don't tell me to find him!"

"Brother!" The two brothers grew up together, Huang Yan is now a mother, and she is also afraid of Huang Gui.

At this time, Huang Yan bit the bullet and said to Huang Gui: "Well...their couple didn't do it on purpose. That's it, Boss Xue went up the mountain to stab Wujia poles, and let a cannon egg pick him up."

"Ah?" Everyone was shocked when they heard the words, and Jiang Weifeng, who was beside Huang Yan, asked, "Which one should you choose?"

"The rib fan seems to be broken by the cannonball." Huang Yan said to Huang Gui: "Isn't that so? Boss Xue came back bravely, and when he went to the south of the village, he met Xu Congmao and his wife.

Seeing that Boss Xue was going to be immobile, Xu Congmao helped drive the couple to Beitun to find that old Doctor Wu.After the incident, Boss Xue specially asked Xu Congmao's daughter-in-law to come to my house to deliver a letter.He said that he may not be able to come back tonight, but no matter what, his wife will feed the donkey tomorrow morning and bring it back to you. "

"Ah..." Although Huang Gui has a bad temper, he has a good personality. When he heard that he was injured, his anger disappeared instantly.At this moment, I just waved my hand at Huang Yan and said, "That's fine, just send it back to me tomorrow."

Speaking of this, Huang Gui added: "You tell her that the donkey doesn't need to be fed to me, it just empties out its intestines, and I will kill it tomorrow."

"Brother!" Zhao Jun stretched out his hand to hold Huang Gui's forearm, and said with a wry smile, "Why do you always think about killing donkeys?"

As he said that, Zhao Jun turned his hand and gestured to Huang Yan, saying: "Here my sister is here, we can't go to that old Xue's house... ask him where he was picked. After we finish, let's go and beat that cannon egg Now, won’t we be done eating pork tomorrow?”

(End of this chapter)

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