This late Ming Dynasty is outrageous

Chapter 100 18: The Cooking Man
Royal Palace.

"Ouch..."

Chongzhen sat on the bed with his arms trembling, his legs trembling constantly, the expression on his face was very strange, at the same time he wanted to cry in pain but also had the urge to laugh.

That expression is like the expression of wanting to laugh when someone has stolen the peach.

At this moment, Empress Zhou squatted on the ground, twirling a silver needle at the soles of Chongzhen's feet with great distress: "Your Majesty, endure the pain, if you poke it, you'll be fine."

The soles of Chongzhen's feet are full of blisters, each of which is crystal clear, not to mention how cute it is.

Empress Zhou pierced it with a needle, and then picked it up, and the liquid immediately flowed out.

Wang Chengen was not so lucky. He beat his lower back and thighs, sat on the bed with a sigh and recalled what happened today, but suddenly smiled again for some reason: "Your Majesty persisted for a day today, and even ate The three big bowls of white rice are still not full, hahaha..."

He didn't expect that Chongzhen would persist in working all day. Although he was cursing, he really persisted.And when eating, the white rice is still delicious, and the three big bowls are not enough to eat, so I robbed myself of half a bowl.

"Suddenly, I feel that His Majesty is a little cute."

Wang Chengen shook his head and smiled silently.

In another place, Princess Jiu'er was crying and howling, and the maids pinched their legs one by one, grabbed their arms, and stared at the blisters on the soles of Jiu'er's feet. They all held back their smiles and lowered their heads, for fear that the princess would see them. .

"I will never be here tomorrow... Huh..."

Jiu'er fell asleep lying on her back.

"One two one... one two one..."

She also talks in her sleep.

The next day, Wang Chengen and Chongzhen went out together.

Chongzhen put his hands behind his back, and his face was full of emotion: "I was so tired yesterday that I was about to fall apart. When I returned to the palace, I asked the queen to help pick out the blisters, but unexpectedly I fell asleep while sitting, and it was dawn when I woke up. Not only is the soreness gone, but the body seems to be much lighter, and the spirit is also full, why is this a bit strange?"

From Chongzhen's point of view, he is so tired, whether he can get up and walk today is another matter.But he didn't expect that he not only got up, but also got up very early, and what surprised him even more was that his physical condition was also excellent.

Although Chongzhen's life is not as good as that of other emperors, he has uninterrupted nutrition all year round.In addition, Chongzhen couldn't eat well every day, so the imperial physician could only prescribe medicine for him to avoid problems.The body has accumulated a lot of nutrition, but lacks exercise, and now it is refining the effect.

Wang Chengen sighed: "It's the same with the maidservant. After sleeping until dawn, her whole body feels extremely comfortable, as if she has been several years younger."

Chongzhen nodded: "Old Wang..."

Wang Chengen trembled all over: "Your Majesty, the old king is called a slave and servant, you..."

"It's okay, Lao Wang sounds nicer. I just don't know why the commander-in-chief said that you are not allowed to live next door to him. It's quite strange. It would be even better if you can please the relationship at a close distance." Chongzhen waved his hand indifferently: "You say Is the commander giving us benefits, this job is to secretly cast spells to improve our physique."

Wang Chengen: "...Is that so?"

Chongzhen nodded: "You see, I can't sleep normally, but I fell asleep while sitting up yesterday. It's so comfortable. I haven't felt so comfortable since I became the emperor. What else can I do except spells?"

It could be that you are tired and confused.

The corner of Wang Chengen's mouth twitched: "Your Majesty is wise."

Chongzhen nodded with a smile on his face: "Originally I didn't want to come again, but because of the spells, I decided to come. I'm all for Daming. When I learn the spells, Daming will be saved. In order to save Daming, I don't believe what I say. Not even once."

Wang Chengen: "..."

Your Majesty, are you pretending to be stupid?It looks like it.

"Old Wang, are you right|?" Chongzhen turned his head and looked at Wang Chengen with a smile on his face.

Wang Chengen: "Your Majesty has suffered. Your Majesty endured the humiliation. It's really... woohoo, slaves are incompetent."

Chongzhen: "Hey, it's good that you understand my painstaking efforts."

Behind her, the Ninth Princess followed from a distance with her mouth pouted and her arms crossed.

She didn't want to come at first, but when she woke up today, she suddenly grabbed the maid and pulled her, causing the maid to fly onto the bed with a scream.

The ninth princess looked at her hands in shock: This princess has become stronger by accident?

She felt that moving the corpse would definitely be beneficial, as it would increase her strength.

"Jiu'er, come on."

"Father is working so hard, how can you be lazy?"

"Move the corpse for the sake of Ming's strength! Ollie."

Jiu'er waved his small fists and chanted the slogan he learned from Cao Kun in a low voice, and suddenly felt full of vitality and strength.

Two groups of people left the palace one after the other, calmly came to the place where they worked yesterday, and then took the entrance exam for a new day.

three days later.

Broken yard, weeds have been cleared.

Chongzhen and Wang Chengen were holding large coarse porcelain bowls filled with white rice. They squatted side by side in the corner of the wall, calling for dry rice.

Jiu'er and Chen Yuanyuan sat cross-legged on the ground with porcelain bowls in their hands, and they ate the rice.

Zhang Yan played the piano in the room and played music for this group of people: "I am not active in eating, and I have problems in my thinking. I will give you a song about cooking rice. Don't spread it..."

In order to enhance the sense of belonging of this group of tool people, Cao Kun directly created a music restaurant belonging to Daming.

The music is ringing.

Chen Yuanyuan Jiu'er raised her head.

Chongzhen and Lao Wang looked at each other, and tapped the big porcelain bowl with chopsticks: "Here is my rice bowl.
Awaken, the soul of cooking

I really want

321 knock

It's finally time for dinner

cooking time

first to the restaurant

It's not human to quit working

When you are full, you will be energetic

The boss is not done yet
Another pot..."

Cao Kun stood in the distance and smiled gratifiedly: "This group of people will rush to sing, and the progress is really great."

So Cao Kun silently took out the roast duck and ate it by himself.

Jiu'er ate two bowls of rice in a row, then pulled down the mask that had been pushed to the bridge of her nose to cover her mouth, got up and walked towards the rice bowl.

I stretched my head to see that the rice bowl was almost empty.

She pouted: "The commander is too stingy, he didn't give us enough to eat. The emperor is not short of hungry soldiers, when will we really stand up when we are working." She muttered, and Jiu'er stretched out her hand Go get the wooden spoon and start loading the rice.

At this moment, a big hand from the side stretched out to grab the wooden spoon, and under Jiu'er's shocked gaze, the wooden spoon touched the bottom of the last bit of rice, and then picked it up violently.

It's so skilled it's almost art.

Click.

A wooden spoon covers the bowl.

Jiu'er turned her head to look at the rice in Chongzhen's bowl, and then at the few remaining rice in the wooden basin, the corners of her mouth twitched and the corners of her eyes twitched wildly: "You..."

Chongzhen wore a mask, and looked at Jiu'er expressionlessly: "The commander said that if you are not active in cooking, you have a problem with your thinking."

Jiu'er: "You bullied me?"

Her eyes are red.

Chongzhen pushed Jiu'er away expressionlessly, then picked up the remaining few grains of rice in the basin with his fingers and put them into the bowl, turned his head and walked up to Wang Cheng'en in the corner with shaking steps, then squatted there, raised his hand He picked up the bowl and gave Wang Chengen half of it, then touched the bowl, and said together with a serious face: "Dry rice."

The monarch and his subjects squatted in the corner and started to do it again and again.

Life requires a lot of rituals.

The corners of Jiu'er's mouth twitched as he watched, the corners of his eyes were red with grievance, and his nose was sour.

She glanced at Chongzhen, then at the clean basin, put the bowl on the table angrily, turned around, wriggled her waist and walked out of the yard: "I won't eat."

Chongzhen's eyes lit up, he ran over to stuff Jiu'er's bowl into his arms, and squatted down with Wang Chengen again.

At noon the next day, Jiu'er smelled the rice and wanted to cry because she couldn't find her own bowl.

Turning his head, he saw Chongzhen and Wang Chengen holding bowls in the corner, and there was another on the ground.Jiu'er became anxious immediately, and ran over: "That's my bowl."

Chongzhen's expression changed, he picked up the rice bowl on the ground and put it in front of him, he opened his mouth: "Ah tui~~~"

Snapped.

He put the rice bowl on the ground, and continued to cook with a blank expression.

Jiu'er: "..."

Jiu'er's throat moved, she turned around and ran away feeling aggrieved.

"Cough, old Wang eat more, eat more outside, we can save a little at home, and if we save a little at home, the Daming treasury will have more."

"Old Zhu, what you said is that we are not cooking for ourselves, we are cooking for Daming."

Behind him came Chongzhen's earnest words, Wang Chengen's disgusting voice, and the sound of Hu Ci Hu Ci stuffing food into his mouth.

(End of this chapter)