This late Ming Dynasty is outrageous

Chapter 99 17: What to look at, want to rebel

Chongzhen and Wang Chengen carried the corpse with depressing expressions on their faces. Looking at the body that had been dead for an unknown amount of time, with a stench all over its body and occasional white boneless worms crawling on its body, Chongzhen felt nauseous and wanted to vomit.

"Ugh... how can this be reasonable, let me do such a thing."

Chongzhen gritted his teeth and carried the corpse, turning his head to look at the side.

On the long stool in front of the small table, Cao Kun was sitting there with Erlang's legs crossed, holding a whip, leaning back against Zhang Yan's arms.And Zhang Yan was holding Cao Kun's shoulders gently, and occasionally let out a reproachful laugh.

Chongzhen took a closer look and saw a big hand taken away from Zhang Yanyu's leg. His face turned black and he gritted his teeth. As soon as he loosened his hand, he waved his fist and wanted to settle accounts with Cao Kun.

That's the queen's wife.

I respect you all, why do you make fun of my sister-in-law.

Just when Chongzhen let go, both legs of the corpse fell to the ground with a slap.The crisp voice startled Cao Kun immediately, Cao Kun's face darkened, and he stood up holding his whip: "What are you doing, what are you doing."

"Look at you two, two big men are not as good as two women."

"It's fine for you to watch the two girls carry the corpse away, and you should also follow the example of the girl carrying it. It's not ashamed to lose face."

"It's okay to be ashamed, but I can't lift it."

"Just like you, our Zhenmensi doesn't like me to tell you."

Cao Kun walked up to him with a whip in his hand, and said with a scolding face.

Next to them, Jiu'er and Chen Yuanyuan, who were carrying the corpse, were pale and felt extremely sick.But after seeing this scene, he was also distracted, and turned to look at the two of them.

Chen Yuanyuan: "The Commander is right. Our Demon Suppressor is responsible for slaying demons and demons. The Commander asked us to carry the corpse to exercise our courage. If we are afraid of corpses, how can we kill demons and slay demons? My brother, I I advise you to do it yourself."

Jiu'er secretly pulled Chen Yuanyuan.

Although I also feel that my father is a bit of a waste, the elders work not as fast as women.But you can't say that about your father, Jiu'er is very embarrassing, okay?

Chen Yuanyuan shook Jiu'er's hand: "Sister, my sister told you that when looking for a man, you must find someone who is responsible. These two people are not resistant at first glance. Marrying such a person will suffer for a lifetime."

Jiu'er was full of bitterness, and pulled Chen Yuanyuan again.

And Chongzhen trembled with anger, it was Chen Yuanyuan who said that he had a sore spot, how happy he was when he was a prince before, he didn't have to worry about eating and drinking, and he was full of silk and satin.But since I became the emperor, the queen's life has become more and more difficult.

Isn't this what Chen Yuanyuan said that if you marry him, you will suffer?

Chongzhen was already thin-skinned, otherwise he would not have been dealt with by the ministers.It was unintentional to hear a woman expose her faults like this at this moment, but how could Chongzhen bear it?
His eyes were on fire, and his heart was beating wildly: "Shut up, be presumptuous."

How else to say, whether it is ancient or modern, only a thick-skinned person can develop?

Chongzhen obviously couldn't see the situation clearly. There is no need to explain which one Cao Kun values ​​more, a rough old man or a young girl.

Snapped.

Cao Kun waved his whip and slammed into the air: "What are you doing? Want to rebel?"

Chongzhen: "???"

You say I rebelled?

Cao Kun raised his whip and pointed at Chongzhen: "Go back to work, why don't you do some work for me?"

"Are you saying that you have a problem with me, Da Ming? You have so many things to ask you to carry a dead body. If a person like you goes to the battlefield, wouldn't you just go to the Tartars and become a traitor? Daming is ruined because of your courage. In the hands of bandits."

Chongzhen was dumbfounded, staring at Cao Kun stupidly.It's really impossible to be punished directly by Cao Kun. He has never been insulted like this since he was a child.

At this moment, he only felt a strange feeling blooming from the top of his head. The stimulating feeling made his scalp tingle, and it directly spread to his neck, chest, limbs, and his whole body.

That feeling was so weird, it made him tremble all over, and he had goosebumps, his heart beat faster, his blood flow faster, and his whole body trembled.

He feels great.

But I know I should be angry.

Chongzhen stared at Cao Kun angrily: "You..."

Cao Kun tilted his head: "What are you, go to work."

Chongzhen raised his hand and slapped him: "Let go..."

Cao Kun grabbed his wrist and twisted it lightly.

"what……"

It hurts.

Die, die, die.

Chongzhen was directly twisted and turned his back, bent over and couldn't straighten up at all, his buttocks pouted and trembling all over was a wasteful posture, he cried out in pain with tears streaming down his face.

Both Wang Chengen and Princess Jiu'er were dumbfounded. Looking at the bullied Chongzhen, neither of them could react.

This is Your Majesty.

When did you suffer this kind of grievance.

It's... so exciting.

When the two of them came to their senses, Cao Kun let out a cold sweat, raised his foot to step on Chongzhen's buttocks, and pushed hard.Chongzhen stomped forward and lay down in front of Wang Chengen with a snap.

That's a dragon butt! ! !

Can a dragon's butt be touched?

What?This is kick?
Wang Chengen: "..."

It's over. It's over.

Die, die, die.

Wang Chengen broke out in a cold sweat, and his whole body went limp.Your Majesty has thrown me all over the ground, and my ancestral grave is probably about to explode.

He hurriedly bent down to help him: "Your Majesty...Old Zhu...get up quickly."

At this moment, Cao Kun walked over and pushed Wang Chengen away: "Let him get up by himself, a big man, do you need someone to help you when you fall?"

"A three-year-old is more like a man than you. I'm convinced. Are you weaned?"

"What's wrong with the world, there are people like this now."

Chongzhen was lying on the ground, his face was flushed red after being kicked, and he was ashamed to see others.

He waited for Wang Chengen to help him, but this Cao Kun was not a human being, he would say anything.

Hearing Cao Kun's words at this moment, he immediately lay there in shame and turned his head away.

What does it mean that a three-year-old child is better than my men.

What is weaning?

How do you know that I love milk?

Is it the emperor's wife who betrayed me?

Why would the queen's wife know?

Could it be Concubine Tian Gui betrayed me?

Hello Concubine Tian...

Chongzhen was so ashamed that he had no face to face others.Even though Cao Kun was standing beside him, he still turned his head away and lay down on the ground, not daring to look at each other.

It's really embarrassing.

Wang Chengen quickly squatted down to help: "Get up quickly."

Chongzhen shook off Wang Chengen's hand in embarrassment: "I can get up by myself."

"Impressive seven-foot man, do I need someone to help me?"

"I'm not a three-year-old."

Chongzhen got up angrily, clapped his hands, and turned to look at Cao Kun.

Cao Kun pouted: "You are four years old."

Chongzhen: '...'

His eyebrows were jumping, wishing he could jump up and give Cao Kun a slap.

Cao Kun rolled his eyes: "Go to work, believe it or not, I will kick you."

He raised his foot, and Chongzhen jumped back, hiding far away.

Wang Chengen and Chongzhen continued to carry the body, and the two walked forward with their heads sullen.Jiu'er and Chen Yuanyuan did the same over there, carrying the corpse forward.

"I will never come again tomorrow." Chongzhen said through gritted teeth.

Behind him, Cao Kun tilted his head: "Who is that, don't come tomorrow, you are such a waste, you can't do any work, how can you kill demons?"

"Let me tell you, people like you should go home and lie flat on the bed, and wait for the food to be delivered to your mouth. It's best to put a pancake around your neck, and you can eat it as soon as you bow your head. Remember to turn around after eating Circle, if you don’t even bother to turn around, you deserve it. If no one brings you food one day, you will starve to death.”

"Our Town Magic Division does not need a talent like you."

Chongzhen: "!!!"

I will come tomorrow.

　Open a new dungeon tomorrow, try to write as little as possible in the future
　　
　
(End of this chapter)