This late Ming Dynasty is outrageous

Chapter 164 62: Junior Sister: Pingzhi, don't blame me!

"Xiao Linzi, have a cup of tea, hee hee."

"Junior Sister, sit down, and I'll rub your shoulders."

"No, dad is watching, wait until there is no one else."

Yue Lingshan blushed, slapped off Cao Kun's big sweaty hand, and said with a pout.

Yue Buqun next to him put his hands behind his back with a dark face: "Pingzhi, you've had enough rest, let's continue to practice. You still have some tricks in this Hunyuan Palm, if you can't comprehend it today, you will be punished with the Hunyuan Stake for an hour."

Yue Lingshan next to her pouted when she heard it: "Father, Xiao Linzi has no energy for another hour of punishment, how can you accompany me?"

Yue Buqun's face turned darker, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Yue Lingshan was talking about playing with her and running around.

What Yue Buqun was thinking about was that kind of companionship. Seeing his daughter's mouth so indiscreet, Yue Buqun couldn't help but scolded angrily: "Nonsense, Pingzhi's martial arts is a serious business. Also, stop it for me." Point out, say everything out. Young people should also know how to control themselves, and if you are fine, you should feel sorry for Xia Pingzhi.”

"????"

Yue Lingshan scratched her head.

Cao Kun was practicing Hunyuan Palm in a serious manner, not interested in talking at all.At this moment, Lao Yue was in a fit of anger, and he didn't want to annoy Lao Yue.

In three days, he had completely mastered the Hunyuan Palm and the Hunyuan Stake, and with a little more effort, he would be able to master the Broken Jade Fist.

At that time, even if Lao Yue turned his face, he, Cao Kun, would not be afraid anymore.

After traveling for so long, I finally got a book of advanced martial arts.

Cao Kun was sweating profusely, and he was not afraid of suffering. What he was afraid of was that he would not have the opportunity to endure hardship, or that he would not get what he wanted after suffering.

After practicing one day, Cao Kun took Yue Lingshan's hand and ran away: "Junior Sister, let's go to the back mountain. I know a place where no one goes."

"Really? Great."

Yue Buqun: "..."

The hands on the back were trembling.

Ning Zhong walked out of the bedroom resentfully, seeing the backs of the two leaving, he couldn't help but feel sad: This child is becoming more and more unfilial.

Yue Buqun said without turning his head: "Junior Sister, what do you think of Pingzhi's child?"

Ning Zhong said, "Very good, it's just that I haven't been very filial recently."

Yue Buqun laughed loudly: "All he thinks about is Lingshan, you wait for him to be filial, just wait."

Phew, man, hehe! ! !
They're all big hoofs.

Aunt Ning looked at Yue Buqun resentfully.

Yue Buqun coughed and said, "Junior Sister, I have to practice swords for my brother. Well, if you also think Pingzhi is good, find a time and let's get things done."

Ning Zhong was taken aback: "What? What about Chong'er?"

Yue Buqun sighed: "Didn't you see that? Lingshan and Pingzhi have such a good relationship now, Chong'er may have been forgotten by her long ago. And these two people have already..."

Lao Yue's thumb and index finger were together, and one finger went through.

Aunt Ning: "..."

Aunt became mother-in-law?

This……

Hey, this is a good thing, Pingzhi will definitely be more filial.

What should I do if I just rush?

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In the small courtyard of the Lin family, Cao Kun and Lin Zhennan were sitting in the study. Lin Zhennan was secretly drinking and said, "Brother Yue taught you martial arts. I think he wants my Lin family's evil sword technique. Pingzhi, you can send it over tomorrow. "

Cao Kun ate the meat with his head down, and said vaguely, "Father, just pretend you don't know anything."

Lin Zhennan's face straightened: "Nonsense, do something and don't do something, just remember, since you have accepted the benefits of others, you can't pretend that you don't know anything. Such a villain's behavior will attract criticism sooner or later. .”

Cao Kun raised his head thoughtfully.

Lin Zhennan's tone softened: "Brother Yue is good to us. If he wants it, give it to him. You have also solved the problem of cultivation, and we are all very happy. As for whether Brother Yue practices or not, that is his own business, and has nothing to do with my Lin family."

"Take advantage of others, but don't have a deep hatred. It's right to return gifts to others. Although it's good to be greedy for petty gains, you can't be greedy for petty gains for the sake of petty gains."

Cao Kun nodded receptively.

It’s true to be greedy for small things, but you can’t do everything by staring at small things, so the pattern will be small.

Besides, what would Aunt Ning do if she didn't give him the evil sword technique?
Cao Kun thought of a lot in an instant, and Lin Zhennan couldn't even think of it when he killed Lin Zhennan. He devoted himself to education, but this son thought of a woman.

Really useless.

"You and Yilin have been married for almost three months. Why is there no movement in this stomach?" Lin Zhennan frowned. He had already cut it, so he was a little worried about his offspring.

Cao Kun said, "Maybe Yilin is too thin."

Lin Zhennan was taken aback for a moment, and then tangled up: "It's true that you don't look like a good child, but after all, you are a high-ranking student of the Hengshan Sword Sect. If you take a concubine..."

Cao Kun was taken aback for a moment, then chuckled: "Father, Uncle Yue said that he wants to marry Lingshan to me."

Lin Zhennan was taken aback for a moment, and then said pleasantly: "This is easy to give birth to, really?"

Cao Kun nodded: "Uncle Yue said it himself."

"So, tomorrow dad should come to thank Brother Yue in person for teaching you martial arts." Lin Zhennan smiled happily, just in time to give Yue Buqun a chance to speak.

Nine days passed in one night.

Xiao Yilin fell asleep contentedly.

Cao Kun could not help but shook his head as he felt his physical body becoming a little stronger.

He longed for Shengxue in white clothes to shake the world with a sword, but God made a joke for him and made him walk the road of pushing [-] miles horizontally.

Yue Buqun's small courtyard.

Aunt Ning slowly opened her eyes, her eyes were filled with disappointment: "Pingzhi didn't bring breakfast..."

She got up lazily, with no strength in her body.When he opened the door, he was shocked.

I saw Cao Kun and Yue Lingshan sitting face to face at the stone table in the small courtyard. Cao Kun was holding a banana in his hand, and Yue Lingshan angrily opened his mouth to bite. Yue Lingshan screamed strangely.

For the last time, he held Cao Kun's hand to keep him from moving, and began to eat happily.

This banana seems to be from the mountain behind Shaolin Temple, so it must be delicious.

Aunt Ning swallowed, thinking about it.

The back mountain of Shaolin Temple is rich in products. If there are bananas, you will not doubt anything, right?

"Xiao Linzi, didn't you say that there is a hot spring in the back mountain, please take me there."

Yue Lingshan shook Cao Kun's hand and said coquettishly.

Aunt Ning was shocked and pricked up her ears.

I only heard Cao Kun said in a tangled voice: "That place is too far away, it's not safe."

Yue Lingshan pouted: "No, you took my mother there, why didn't you take me, you're biased."

"All right, all right, just go, why don't you get angry at every turn."

"Okay, you despise me for being rude."

"Whether you go or not, I will go by myself."

"Wait for me……"

Yue Lingshan stomped her feet, thinking that Xiao Linzi wouldn't coax me, then ran out to follow, and jumped onto Cao Kun's generous back, laughing happily like silver bells.

Aunt Ning: "..."

This damn girl is playing like crazy again.

Aunt Ning narrowed her eyes.

……

Houshan, the last time I came here was with Aunt Ning, but this time, it was Aunt Ning's good daughter Yue Lingshan.

Yue Lingshan was lively and cute, she walked backwards and waved: "Xiao Linzi, come and chase me."

Cao Kun chuckled: "What can I do if I catch up?"

Yue Lingshan laughed hahaha: "What do you want to do? Hurry up, you're just like an old man."

Cao Kun shook his head, and ran to chase after Yue Lingshan.Yue Lingshan was suddenly excited, turned around and ran, laughing all the way.

"It's so beautiful here, Xiao Linzi. Is this the entrance? It's so narrow, can I get in?"

"Squeeze and get in."

"Squeeze, will it hurt?"

Yue Lingshan worriedly touched the entrance of the cave, the cave was too narrow, if she squeezed in, she might scratch her skin.

I saw Cao Kun walked in sideways and waved at Yue Lingshan: "Come here, try it."

Yue Lingshan imitated Cao Kun and turned her body sideways, squeezed in, and frowned immediately: "It's a little tight, Xiao Linzi, please slow down, I'm afraid the skin will be scratched."

Thinking of the experience last time, Cao Kun couldn't help feeling a little worried: "Why don't we go, let's go back."

"No, I have to go, you promised me. Also, you used to carry water for my mother to bathe every day, but you never carried water for me."

Can this be the same?

She was someone else's daughter-in-law, and she couldn't please her too much.

If my daughter-in-law is too flattering, what if there is lawlessness?
Cao Kun knew very well that if she pleases other people's daughter-in-law, she will compare and think that you, a loving brother, are better than your husband.

To please my daughter-in-law...

Anyway, it's all my own, please fuck me.

Being too humble will also encourage her arrogance.

Cao Kun is not that stupid. Besides, didn't ancient men have high status?Why should I please you.

"Little Linzi, give me a pull."

Yue Lingshan squeezed in with difficulty, but fortunately, there was a gap between her and Aunt Ning, so despite some difficulties, she still squeezed in.

"It's so beautiful, so many flowers, Xiao Linzi, from now on, you will pick these flowers every day and give me a bath, okay?"

Yue Lingshan squatted in the sea of ​​flowers, looking up at Cao Kun expectantly.

Cao Kun shook his head: "No, you don't need it. Aunt Ning is getting old and her skin is no longer visible. You are young and have fair and tender skin. Soaking in flowers is useless."

"Oh, how can I be so good, Mingming Niang is also very white." Yue Lingshan said coquettishly, "Xiao Linzi, take me to the hot spring."

The two entered the small cave and came to the hot spring.

"Bah, is this the filth left by Yu Canghai and Mu Gaofeng's thieves? It's disgusting."

Yue Lingshan looked at the dry and hard feces on the ground, and immediately avoided it with disgust on her face. She dragged Cao Kun and walked inside. After walking a dozen steps, she saw a milky white pool, with hot water gushing out from it.

Yue Lingshan squatted down, stretched out her hand to touch the water: "Xiao Linzi, do you want to soak with me?"

She blushed, bit her lip and said to Cao Kun.

Cao Kun was taken aback when he heard the words, he thought about it, but he had to hold back: "Ahem, Lingshan, whether a man or a woman can kiss each other..."

"Since you know, don't go out to watch the wind."

Yue Lingshan turned around and looked at Cao Kun with watery eyes. She bit her lip and her eyes were full of reproach: "Go, go, I insist on urging you, are you thinking of something bad?"

Cao Kun was wronged, how could he think of something bad?

When did Cao Kun experience such injustice?
He pinched his waist immediately: "Lingshan, how do you know what's wrong with me?"

Yue Lingshan was taken aback, and looked at Cao Kun stupidly: "You...are you really thinking about something bad?" She stepped back, a little nervous: "Xiao Linzi, can you go out first, I...I don't like you , I just...we are not good like this."

Cao Kun was amused when he saw it: "I'll rub your back for you. Don't worry, I'll rub your back. It's okay if your back is facing me."

Yue Lingshan was a little dizzy, so it's okay to turn her back on?She said in a crying voice: "Then you turn around first, and I call you to turn around again. Xiao Linzi, don't lie to me, my father promised me to marry you, you can't lie to me."

Seeing her nervous, Cao Kun couldn't laugh or cry: "Okay, okay, I'll go out, I'm scared to cry."

Knowing that Yue Lingshan was anxious again: "You come back, don't be angry, I promised you to rub your back."

Cao Kun looked at her speechlessly, Yue Lingshan bit her lip and rolled her big eyes like water waves, she was obviously scared to death, but she was still a little eager to try.

She pulled the girdle around her waist, and said tangledly, "Xiao Linzi, is it really comfortable as you said? Why do I feel that you lied to me? I heard from Huashan's senior sister that she was very sad."

She held on to the girdle and did not let go. Cao Kun walked up to him, bent down and looked down at Yue Lingshan: "Little sister, what you see is not what you see, and what you hear is not true. You might as well try it. If I lie to you, when the time comes you Just don't see me."

Yue Lingshan lowered her head and responded vaguely: "You really are lying to me. It's all like that. If I don't see you, I might as well die. Xiao Linzi, you are not a good person, and you still say you are serious. You are not a decent person."

"You think I'm a fool. I'm smart. You want me, don't you? I can see it. You always look behind me every time."

"You still, still have such a big reaction every time."

Cao Kun was stunned, never would have thought that Junior Sister was not a fool.He looked at Yue Lingshan inquisitively, Yue Lingshan raised her head, and looked at her with courage: "But I like that you treat me badly, that you hold my hand, that you pinch my feet, and that you hit me secretly. "

After finishing speaking, she blushed and lowered her head, and kicked the ground restlessly with her little feet: "Turn around, why do you always ask me to remind you?"

Cao Kun pinched his waist and turned around. Yue Lingshan tugged at her waist, bit her lip and said, "Xiao Linzi, swear, you only rub your back."

"Okay, I, Lin Pingzhi, swear, I will only rub my back. If I do anything else, Lin Pingzhi will die without a place to bury him."

Yue Lingshan didn't cover Cao Kun's mouth like in the TV show to prevent her from speaking. In her opinion, the oath is solemn, sacred and unbreakable.Hearing Cao Kun's oath, Yue Lingshan smiled happily: "Xiao Linzi, I also swear that I will treat you well all my life, but you can't beat me and scold me for failing me. I will obey you in everything, and you must treat me well too." , but also to be filial to father and mother, what do you think?"

Cao Kun nodded solemnly: "Okay."

brush.

Yue Lingshan pulled back the girdle, wrapped her fingers around the crimson silk, bit her red lips and stared at Cao Kun's back, her eyes were red.Those big eyes blinked, staring at Cao Kun's back motionless, and at some point they got wet, leaving behind a glistening teardrop.

Yue Lingshan didn't know why she felt flustered, but she was still thinking about the happy days with Cao Kun.But still at a loss, at a loss.

She asked herself: Isn't it right to be so happy?Don't people live to be happy?

But she is flustered, this kind of panic is inexplicable, obviously she is looking forward to being with Cao Kun forever, but she also has an illusion that the decision she made today may make her sad for a long time in the future.

"Xiao Linzi, you won't make me sad, will you?"

Yue Lingshan murmured vaguely, and then took her extremely light clothes and put them on the stone by the pool. She squatted down and stacked them neatly.

Then he stood up again, looked at Cao Kun's figure still facing away, and smiled silently.

Yue Lingshan untied her close-fitting clothes and put them away one by one.

There are pink, white, and black clothes. She doesn't know how many pieces of clothes are in her body. They are all big and small, square and square, and stacked long and short.

It's like peeling off the inner shell, exposing the softest part of my heart little by little, facing the man I have chosen calmly, letting him know my heart, what I think, and how deep my love is. , knowing how hot my heart is, how strongly it is beating.

Yue Lingshan tilted her head, pursed her lips, and looked at Cao Kun's back-to-back figure. She stretched out her foot and kicked Cao Kun's leg with the tip of her toe, and even scraped it: "Xiao Linzi, I tell you to turn around again, or else I'll cry for you."

She silently dipped her jade feet into the hot spring, Yue Lingshan retracted the slightly scalding hot spring water, but shouted: "Don't look back."

Cao Kun really wanted to turn around, and Yue Lingshan pouted angrily: "You really are uneasy and kind, don't be angry with me, be obedient, I will give you benefits,"

Yue Lingshan seemed to be seducing a child. How could she know that she had already lost everything at this moment. Even if Cao Kun didn't cooperate, she had no choice.It's just that Cao Kun is very patient. When the meat reaches his mouth, he puts it in the pot and boils it until it is rotten, and then adds seasonings, so that it will be delicious.

Swallowing jujubes is suddenly stimulating, and the experience is not ordinary.But it is also less fun, less aftertaste, and more witty.

clap la la...

Her jade feet were bent into a bow, and her snow-white toes were paddling on the surface of the water like shells. While stirring the hot spring, Yue Lingshan stared at Cao Kun with shy and mischievous eyes.

She did it on purpose, and she expected Cao Kun to rush over, and hoped that he would abide by the agreement. Women are indeed contradictory.

Finally Yue Lingshan walked into it and sank with her back to Cao Kun, only her head came out.The milky white hot spring water was indistinct and hazy, which made her breathe a sigh of relief.

"Xiao Linzi." Yue Lingshan called out hoarsely, her delicate body trembling.She squatted there nervously, her arms lying on the edge of the pool.

Bang.

Cao Kun jumped down.

"oops!"

Yue Lingshan was startled, and suddenly turned her head to see Cao Kun, who was still wearing clothes. She was both happy and annoyed: "Bad guy, you scared me. You know how to wear clothes, otherwise I can't spare you."

"Come and rub my back quickly, be gentle, it's easy for you."

Yue Lingshan's face was flushed, and she lay on the edge of the pool, gradually feeling something was wrong: "Xiao Linzi, the place you rubbed is wrong!!!"

"Junior Sister, Uncle Yue told you to marry me."

Cao Kun gently leaned into Yue Lingshan's ear and said, Yue Lingshan's face became flustered: "Xiao Linzi, don't say anything else, I'm angry."

Cao Kun smiled and said, "I didn't lie to you, Junior Sister. The hot spring here is really good. Look, it's scalding hot."

Yue Lingshan stared and turned her head angrily to push Cao Kun away: "I'm angry, you go aside, I... I'll talk to you after I wash up."

She lowered her head and squatted down like a doormat, only her head was exposed.

Cao Kun also knelt down and looked at her with a smile, like a lamb: "Little sister, let me tell you a story."

Yue Lingshan shook her head crazily: "No, your story is not serious, don't tell me again...I, you can tell me after we go back."

"Xiao Linzi, you are obedient. If I get angry, I really won't talk to you."

"You don't want me to be angry."

Cao Kun took her by the hand, Yue Lingshan's expression changed, and she turned her head to see that the water was covered with clothes.She stared at Cao Kun angrily.

"Don't make trouble, just rub your back."

"Don't be angry, take a bath carefully, and wash every corner and every corner."

"Little Junior Sister?"

Yue Lingshan was furious, but there was nothing she could do, and what Xiao Linzi said seemed to be right, she really didn't look sad.

do not know when.

There was a scream in the quiet valley.

(End of this chapter)