This late Ming Dynasty is outrageous

Chapter 165 63: A Laugh from the Sea
【The state is not right today. I wrote from nine to two in the morning. That's it. My mind is empty.I have to write a side story, so distressed.Let's write so much first, I have ideas in the afternoon, and I will update it.In the evening, there will be a side story, a fragment of yesterday's hot spring. 】

Some people are naturally afraid of snakes. When they see animals without legs, they will feel hairy, get goose bumps, and become helpless, as if they are afraid of being bitten. Yue Lingshan has no intention of being this kind of person.

She lowered her head and put on her clothes angrily, and looked up at Cao Kun whose back was facing the pool from time to time, and stomped her feet indignantly: "Bad seed, bite me with a snake, bad seed."

Yue Lingshan was furious, pouting her mouth full of indignation and complaining in a low voice.

Cao Kun was helpless when he heard this: "Little junior sister, you are making no sense. You have mouths all over your body, and if a snake bites you, you're going to retaliate with a tooth for a tooth."

"Besides, you are a martial artist, how can you shrink back when you see a snake, how can you walk in the rivers and lakes like this?"

"I'm so disappointed."

Yue Lingshan's face turned red and blue, embarrassing and shy, and a little angry: "Shut up, don't you shrink back, if someone kicks you, you will...you don't force others, hmph, you really don't Understand people's thoughts."

Cao Kun: "..."

Mud horse.

Do you like this tune?
Or are you just pretending to be afraid of snakes?
Cao Kun had a feeling that he was wrong, and turned to look at Yue Lingshan with regret on his face. Seeing his pity, Yue Lingshan couldn't help but raise her lips and said vigilantly: "Today is not enough. I gave you a chance, but you didn't know me."

She pouted to hide the panic in her heart, her legs are still a little soft now.

She didn't expect that thing to be so scary. She was afraid of snakes since she was a child, and the snake without legs really made the hair stand on end and made her whole body go limp.

Yue Lingshan was quite terrified, and she was even more worried.I am so timid, if I really marry Xiao Linzi in the future, won't I be in the bridal chamber by then?

At this moment, a snake kept swimming in her mind, but she couldn't forget it no matter what.If it's a real snake, it's fine, just run away by yourself.But this snake can't hide for a lifetime, and one day it will take a bite and bite a few times.

The more Yue Lingshan thought about it, the more nervous she became, she quickly shook her head and blushed and said, "Xiao Linzi, don't tell anyone what happened today, and I, I'm afraid of snakes, and I can't say anything about it."

"I understand. You are afraid that in the future you will go to the rivers and lakes and fight against others, and others will let snakes bite you, right?"

"Don't talk nonsense, whoever dares to shoot with me, I will cut off his snake's head with a sword."

Yue Lingshan kicked Cao Kun angrily: "Xiao Linzi, if you humiliate me like this again, I will really ignore you. How can I be afraid of other people's snakes? Then who am I?"

I suspect you are driving.

I'm clearly talking about serious business.

Cao Kun looked at Yue Lingshan who left angrily, and scratched his head helplessly.She said in her heart that she would not have provoked such a little girl if she had known earlier, and that it would be better if she was older, so she wouldn't get angry and act like a baby at every turn.

The little girl is also a bit troublesome.

Yue Lingshan pouted and lowered her head, her little feet stomped heavily on the ground, and all the bright red flowers in the valley were trampled to bits and pieces by her. As a girl, it is really wrong to trample on the flowers like this, so it shows how upset she is .

Cao Kun didn't want to coax, girls, just be angry.

Back at Shaolin Temple, Yue Lingshan was no longer angry, and she was holding hands by Cao Kun and talking about something until she reached the gate of the courtyard, and then she pushed Cao Kun with staring eyes and warning: "Xiao Linzi, don't look for me again today, if you miss me Now, you can call me through the wall, and I will talk with you. But you are not allowed to come to my yard, I am afraid that you will do bad things."

Cao Kun stared: "Who do you think I am?"

Yue Lingshan pouted coquettishly: "Who else can he be? Of course he's not a good person. Be careful. My dad knew you let a snake bite me, so my dad cut off your head with a sword."

Cao Kun gasped, this little girl is still threatening people.But thinking about what he tricked Yue Lingshan into doing just now, it was about to happen, but he fell short because he was afraid of snakes.If Lao Yue knew these things, he might really mess with himself.

Cao Kun immediately shook his head and patted his chest and said, "Yue Lingshan, you can doubt your own charm, but you can't doubt my character. Let me tell you, I, Cao Kun, am a true gentleman with integrity and integrity."

Yue Lingshan rolled her eyes and closed the door: "Hey, I think you are Maki Kunzi, who is sitting in your arms, and you are aiming straight at the bull's-eye."

Bang.

Yue Lingshan closed the door angrily, clapped her little hands, stomped her feet and muttered what a bad guy, then trotted back to the bedroom.

Cao Kun touched the tip of his nose, thinking what he said was right, I was only interested in entering the palace.Although there is sentimentality in the taste of things, but my generation of time travelers only love to explore and seek, to work hard, to farm and explode soldiers, to forge ahead.

Today is not a day of failure.

With his hands behind his back, Cao Kun hummed a little tune and walked forward in figure-of-eight steps.Although because Yue Lingshan was afraid of snakes, her pre-marital adaptation plan was in vain, but failure also has its benefits, and failure is the mother of success.

The daughter failed to ask Mrs. Ji, which is what should be done.

At that time, it is not a matter of course for Yue Lingshan to ask Aunt Ning, who has successfully served as wet, for a few more advices, and give some pointers at the end.

When Cao Kun thought of this, he sang a song, which was quite heroic: "A laugh with a gun, a surging tide
Ups and downs follow the waves, just look at me

Holding a gun and laughing, one after another the world tide

Whoever loses and who wins, God knows

The beauty smiles and dances lightly

The waves wash away the mortal world, how charming it is

Help your waist and smile, as if you are lonely
Pride still has a night photo

Embrace each other and laugh, no longer lonely
The pride is still laughing foolishly
La……"

Cao Kun hummed the song with a bold voice, and sang with a majestic sense of the world.He was not good at singing. He used to go to KTV to sing with others. Cao Kun always looked ashamed, afraid that he would scare away his friends by opening his mouth.

Therefore, others always sing and sing happily, but Cao Kun pulls the two princesses to hide in the corner and presses the body with inferiority, feeling the ups and downs of the chest tide, the rising and dark tide,

It may be time-traveling now, so the singing also sounds moving.You are in the rivers and lakes, singing a song, heroic and heroic, the vicissitudes of life and heroic voice caused Yue Lingshan, who had just entered the room, to push open the door with a blushing face, secretly looking at the wall outside and getting angry.

Yue Buqun and Lin Zhennan, who were talking next door, slowly raised their heads, walked out of the living room and stood in the yard with their hands behind their backs, their eyes longing for this picture of the rivers and lakes.

The old monk Fangzheng was preaching the scriptures, when the rhythm of knocking on the wooden fish suddenly stopped, he raised his head and hurried out of the Daxiong Palace, his face was full of longing: "In a cup of tea, I found this person..."

Fang Zheng said with a dark face, "Get out of here."

Cao Kun still doesn't know that his singing has attracted countless people's yearning. He is happy to go back to find Yilin with his hands behind his back, to study the ebb and flow of the tide, and compose a wonderful song together.

But many people have already walked out of the yard, looking at Cao Kun in surprise.

Among them were monks with strange faces.There are nuns, each with innocent eyes and worshipful faces.

There are also many scattered people in the world, and each of the burly men smiled meaningfully and nodded at Cao Kun.

There is also a group of strange martial arts people wearing red clothes and holding swords. They look like the existence of a certain force, and they all look at Cao Kun with complicated expressions.

Cao Kun looked puzzled and was about to say hello one by one.But they didn't want the small door next to them to open, and Yue Buqun and Lin Zhennan walked out with dark faces.

hum.

Cao Kun thought something was wrong in his heart, he got carried away for a while, and became addicted to the magic reform song.But he forgot that this is Shaolin Temple, and he also forgot that this is ancient times.

How can such a song be sung in public?
Cao Kun's eyes rolled wildly, trying to find an excuse, but he saw Yue Buqun pointing at him with a black face: "Pingzhi, your song is very good, with a majestic atmosphere and ethereal rhythm, and you have sung a picture of the world. But you Where did the word come from?"

Lin Zhennan's face was full of pain: "You have been familiar with poetry and books since you were young, and you have learned piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. We martial arts people don't ask for the number one scholar to be an official or anything. What your parents expect from you is also that you know etiquette, understand right and wrong, and can read Knowing martial arts secret books, family account books. Parents trust you more than you, and you actually use it to fill in obscene words and bad songs?"

Cao Kun was ashamed. Let alone this kind of thing in ancient times, even if it was sung on the street in modern society, it would still make people watch, and the whole network would explode.

Of course, the popularity is certain, maybe Cao Kun will become famous in one fell swoop, and the young model in the club will have a way, and he will no longer have to run around for a living.

At this moment, a group of monks ran over: "Who sang the song?"

Cao Kun raised his hand weakly, thinking that I didn't sing the songs of those Buddhas in later generations, why didn't he save me? Why is the monk so excited?
Did you mention your pain?
It's really hard for us cultural people. What we say is the truth, but we are always targeted.

The monk who took the lead saw that it was Cao Kun, and his face turned dark immediately: "Master Lin, my Shaolin hospitality is sincere and I respect you every day, but what kind of etiquette is missing, so that Master Lin is dissatisfied with my Shaolin? If you are dissatisfied, you can also bring it up. My Shaolin Correction. But if you sing such a smoky thing in my Buddhist pure land, a thousand-year-old treasure temple, won’t you ruin my reputation in Shaolin?”

Cao Kun's face was full of embarrassment: "What's the name of this master?"

The monk clasped his hands together and looked indifferently: "Poor monk BMW, this is my junior brother Mercedes."

"Master BMW, hello, hello." Cao Kun's heart turned sharply, and he quickly explained: "And father, uncle Yue, fellow martial artists, I would like to apologize to my seniors, boy Meng Lang."

Cao Kun's tone was kind and courteous. He turned around and bowed in all directions.

Cao Kun took a deep breath: "Master, this statement is wrong. The Buddha said that form is emptiness and emptiness is form, the Buddha said that monks ignore the world, and the Buddha said that the four elements are all empty..."

BMW was stunned: "Yes."

Cao Kun's face was full of innocence: "All the four elements are empty, why bother with mere face? Master Baobai, you can't practice well, and your state of mind is not at the level of the four elements, that's why you think this song is unbearable. But Master Fangzheng is an eminent monk, listen After that, I will definitely smile lightly, and my face will never change drastically."

BMW:"……"

Do you know that Master Fangzheng asked me to drive you away?

He looked at Cao Kun with a strange expression, and wondered if Mr. Lin was stupid. He was caught by so many people, and he kept arguing, but why did I think Mr. Lin's words made sense? Could it be that the host is also a cultivation base? not home?
Cao Kun's face was serious: "I regard money as dung, and beauty as dust. I am not afraid of a tiger when I see a happy life, and I am calm when I meet a beautiful woman. These are some ideas that the boy realized in the pure place of the Buddhist family of Shaolin Temple. Dare Ask Master Baoma, is the boy an adulterer?"

BMW's expression was stiff: "If you can do it, then you are not an adulterer."

"Master BMW, you can test the kid. If the kid can't do it, then it's up to you to deal with it. If the kid can do it, then the kid is not an adulterer."

Bao Bao's expression was strange: "Mr. Lin was joking, is this poor monk looking for some women to come and test you? The poor monk asked why Mr. Lin sang this kind of song in my pure Shaolin place..."

"This kind of obscenity, isn't it?" Cao Kun interrupted Monk Bao Bao, shook his head slightly and sighed: "I said master, you still haven't seen through it, if you don't think about it, it doesn't matter what I sing?"

BMW:"???"

Cao Kun went on to say: "Master, what you said is not right at all. What is Shaolin's pure land and you can't find a few women? It's absurd. I think it is absurd. It must be that you are not cultivated enough, and you will be tempted when you see women." .If Master Fangzheng is here, let alone a few women, even if it is Xi Shi, Master Fangzheng will take it lightly, and will not change his face when he looks at it."

"Everyone knows that the boy married Yilin, a girl from the Hengshan Sword Sect. Yilin has been familiar with Buddhist scriptures since she was a child, and she has a deep understanding of Buddhism. The boy pays respect day and night, and is deeply infected. After listening to and seeing the Buddhist scriptures, he has a deep understanding of Buddhism. I also have some insights. Yilin once said that the Buddha said that all living beings are equal. In her eyes, there is no difference between men and women."

"Although my wife's reputation is not obvious, she has a really deep comprehension of Buddhist scriptures. In this regard, the boy seeks the scriptures day and night, and he is deeply infected and impressed. I only think that my wife is unfathomable. Therefore, the boy is also half a Buddhist. From my point of view, if the mind is calm and all beings are equal, there is no distinction between adultery and evil.”

"Master Baoma, if you feel that what I said is wrong, you can ask Master Fangzheng. If Master Fangzheng thinks that the kid's comprehension is wrong, the kid is willing to be punished."

Fang Zheng, who was eavesdropping: "..."

Cao Kun's face was serious: "People who are obscene in their hearts see everything as obscene. People who are serious in their hearts see everything as serious."

He concluded with one sentence, and then looked at the heroes: "Seniors, I wonder if there is something wrong with what the boy said?"

Heroes: "..."

Cao Kun turned to look at Lin Zhennan and Yue Buqun, Lin Zhennan and Yue Buqun: "..."

Everyone was silent, looking at Cao Kun with weird expressions, Cao Kun felt terrified just looking at it, thinking that this method won't work?
He turned his head to look at the BMW, but saw two monks, BMW and Mercedes-Benz, with extremely ugly faces.

Can it be ugly?

One word from Cao Kun turned the two of them into adulterers.

They are monks, and if a monk has such a reputation, it will really be the end of his life.

Fortunately, at this moment, Master Fangzheng, who was eavesdropping, saw Taoist Priest Tianmen, Liu Zhengfeng and others who were also eavesdropping not far away.

Fang Zheng walked out with his hands folded and his face calm, without any trace of fireworks: "Amitabha, I don't want Pingzhi to have such a profound state of mind cultivation. BMW Mercedes, you two should be a warning. If you don't want to, then Just calm down, understand?"

"???" +2
"What the host said is that the disciple is ashamed."

Fang Zheng flicked his long sleeves: "Go on, face the wall for three days, and write Buddhist scriptures silently a hundred times. I hope you two can see your nature clearly and see through illusions. This can be regarded as a good fortune. If you can't see through, you will be squinted by the world of mortals." Eyes, what a shame."

BMW Benz lowered his head like he ate a fly: "I know I was wrong."

After the two left, Master Fangzheng looked at Cao Kun with a strange expression: "Pingzhi, I don't think you still have such wisdom, I need Shaolin..."

"Ahem, master, it is all taught by my wife. My wife often said that Master Hengshan Dingyi said too much: Enter the world of mortals, come out of the world of mortals, play in the world of mortals, and incarnate in the world of mortals. Only in this way can one see one's nature clearly and see through the world of mortals If you are like a tiger, the color of the talk will change, the karma in your mind will increase day by day, the dust will accumulate, and you will sweep day and night, and it will not be wiped clean. It is just like the saying that there is nothing in the first place, where there is dust, that’s just the case.”

Fang Zheng: "..."

Cao Kun's eyes were wary: "Boy is still in the world of mortals, and he can't become a monk yet." Even if he became a monk, he would be a monk of flowers, a monk of wine and meat. I'm afraid that you will clean up the house, and you, an old monk, will not be able to reach home You can't comprehend the true essence of Buddhism.

Fang Zheng's mouth twitched: "Pingzhi misunderstood, I didn't want you to enter Buddhism. It's just that I think Pingzhi's state of mind is too high, and I have a much higher understanding of Buddhism than many monks in Shaolin Temple. If you are in Shaolin, I, a Shaolin monk, am under a lot of pressure, you should go down the mountain."

Cao Kun: "..."

He blinked his eyes, why did he fool around for a long time, as if it was useless?Turning his head to look, he saw all the bosses around him staring at him with inexplicable expressions.

Lin Zhennan flicked his sleeves speechlessly: "Go down the mountain and arrange a place to live. Your mother and I will go there at night."

Cao Kun scratched his head and could only say yes, the other people in the rivers and lakes pointed at Cao Kun amusedly, making Cao Kun baffled.

After everyone dispersed, Cao Kun still couldn't figure it out.

At this moment, a hearty laugh came, and a fat man walked over.

The fat man smiled all over his face, but his face was a little pale: "Mr. Lin, you are full of wit and wit, but it is a pity that you are too bold. If your statement today is spread, if a woman comes to Shaolin in the future, use your statement, Shaolin Temple To accept or not to accept?"

"Who is the senior?"

"Hengshan Sword Sect Liu Zhengfeng."

"It turned out to be Hero Liu. He gave me some pointers. Is there something wrong with what the boy said just now?"

Liu Zhengfeng squinted his eyes, and said with a chuckle: "It's okay, it's just nonsense. We are all human, so how can we not be moved when we see a beautiful woman? Master Fangzheng is not a clay Bodhisattva, his heart is also made of flesh."

Cao Kun: "..."

Liu Zhengfeng pulled Cao Kun's sleeve, and laughed: "Let's go, let me tell you, your nonsense is very reasonable, but who doesn't know the truth? If you try to use reason to convince people, that's a big mistake. Wrong. Whoever survived the rivers and lakes has empty eyelashes, Mr. Lin, you are still young."

Cao Kun was speechless: "After talking for a long time, I said some nonsense."

"It's not nonsense, at least you dare to say it in front of the monk. I appreciate your mentality. Mr. Lin, your song is very good. It just so happens that I know the rhythm. You and I study it and sleep with our feet."

"????"

"Is it serious?"

"Ah? Let's talk about rhythm seriously, let's not talk about anything else. Don't worry, I don't care about your swordsmanship."

"Then I won't go."

Liu Zhengfeng was taken aback, and looked at Cao Kun who turned and left in a daze. He suddenly laughed loudly: "You brat, if you don't go, I will change it myself. Calculate the time, my old friend should also be here, there are two of us Now, mere lyrics and music, isn’t it easy to grasp?”

Cao Kun went down the mountain with a depressed face, but fortunately, Shaolin Temple managed to save face and sorted out a small courtyard for the Lin family to live in.Cao Kun came in with his hands behind his back, took out the things he had organized from the space, and stuffed them at home indiscriminately, waiting for his mother to come back and tidy up.

To be honest, in this ancient time, he hasn't had a good tour of the world of Swordsman.Now that he has descended from Shaoshi Mountain, the crisis of his own family has been resolved, so Yu Canghai has gone to somewhere, and the evil sword technique has been spread so much, no one should think of him.

Thinking of this, Cao Kun walked out of the house with his hands behind his back.

He looks as handsome as the reader master, and the rate of turning heads is 100% when he walks on the street.Cao Kun was used to being watched and pointed at by people, so he didn't feel anything.

I bought some snacks on the side of the road, and ate them while walking, while looking at the small town at the foot of Shaoshi Mountain.

There are still many martial arts people, and many of them are carrying knives, guns, and swords, and they look murderous.

Roadside teahouse.

The two teenagers in red were drinking tea in silence, when suddenly, someone looked up.

"What are you looking at?"

"See what's wrong with you."

"Go ahead."

"In Xialiu Erlong, I cut it for eight days and practiced hard day and night. Please advise."

"Under Zhang Dahu, the same eight days, sleepless, please advise."

"After today, don't look at anyone lightly."

"I watch it as I like, it's none of your business."

The two drew their swords and rushed over immediately.

Cao Kun was stunned, and stepped aside, inexplicably shocked.Is this the real rivers and lakes?He drew his sword as soon as he saw a disagreement, and the two men immediately started fighting with swords.What if the eyes are right?Well, probably sword fighting too.

Cao Kun hid aside, watching for a moment secretly speechless.This evil sword technique is so powerful that it can be reborn in eight days and has instant combat power.No wonder so many people in the original book want to ward off evil swordsmanship, there is a reason for this.

A quick fix, anyone in any age wants it.

Cao Kun left silently and started shopping.Along the way, I have seen dozens of fights.At the foot of Shaoshi Mountain, it seemed like a large-scale martial arts arena. The passionate martial arts people would directly attack if they were not good, and a corpse would lie on the street at any time.

If you come out to hang out, you will pay it back sooner or later.

Cao Kun didn't sympathize with these people, just like those female stars in later generations, if you don't want to be famous, how can others sneak in?It's all the same reason, of course using force is against the law, so that's another matter.

When Cao Kun thought about it this way, he didn't feel that it was a sin for him to spread the evil sword technique.If it's his own sin, shouldn't all the entertainment bosses who have countless resources in future generations should be cut to death?
(End of this chapter)