Chapter 200 The Emperor Wants to Listen to Stand-Up Comedy?

Ming Xiaoxiao put herself in a very upright position, so she shouldn't inquire about it, and she doesn't inquire about it nonsense, as long as the emperor can determine the most terrible thing, it's fine for the emperor not to know.

After Ming Xiaoxiao entered the door, he first saluted the emperor. The emperor was very happy to let her get up, then coughed, and immediately said knowingly: "Old slave, I heard that you have made something new with your tinkering?"

As soon as Ming Xiaoxiao heard it, he knew the idea he had said before, the emperor didn't take it to heart at all, and he didn't know what the emperor was thinking that day, anyway, he kept thinking.Ming Xiaoxiao, there is no way, he told about this matter inside and out, when he heard Ming Xiaoxiao said that half of Ming Xiaoxiao's own shares were given to the designer, the emperor raised his eyebrows .

"It's really reasonable for you to buy people's hearts, but it's nothing if half of the money comes from Zhende." The emperor listened for a long time, and interjected a few times, which made Ming Xiaoxiao's heart skip a beat, and then Ming Xiaoxiao smiled quickly. Adjusted mentality.

"It is said that under the whole world, it is the land of the king; on the shore of the land, it is the subject of the king. I also work for the emperor. The reason why I say it comes from my share is because the emperor's share belongs to the country. I can't take advantage of the country, but also need the country to give my employees, so this is my idea on behalf of the emperor? Of course it is yours!"

Ming Xiao smiled while talking, and at the same time despised his flattering skills, which were really improving day by day. It is estimated that Xiao Ningzi didn't learn much from Eunuch Chen's unique skills, but he was the first to become a teacher.

Although this flattery is obvious and very flattering, the emperor sounds comfortable, this sensible child is no more convenient than those old guys, and he can see that this girl treats her little The grandson really loves him, not Wen Zhouyan's purposeful one, nor his little one's grandmother, who is so hypocritical.

However, the emperor has experienced a lot, so he has never fully believed in the truth and falsehood of these human natures, but now Ming Xiaoxiao wants to make himself more comfortable, and he is also willing to listen to Ming Xiaoxiao talking about something new, but if He won't tolerate the couple's unreasonable ambitions, and it's much easier for him to deal with Ming Xiaoxiao's young couple than dealing with those old things. He knows that Ming Xiaoxiao and the others can rely on now only myself.

Ming Xiaoxiao explained all the key points to the emperor, because even if she didn't tell the emperor about these things, she would still be able to see them over time. She might as well be a good boy and just talk about it, so that the emperor will not have to look back. Get yourself in trouble.

At first, Ming Xiaoxiao thought that the emperor would not be so naive, but after getting in touch with the emperor, she found that the emperor is not the kind of mature and stable person at all. Even if this man pretends to be majestic, he can still see the white and black heart. Don't think how mature these older uncles are, in fact, they are like children in their hearts, and they can't take any jokes!

Ming Xiaoxiao, try to speak in a relaxed, humorous and easy-to-understand manner, try not to mention other new social terms, the emperor listened with great interest, and also appreciated Ming Xiaoxiao's action very much.

"The things you said, girl, are novel and interesting. Is there anything else you can tell me here? It's been a long time since I heard such interesting things."

Ming smiled and said that his mouth was dry, he didn't drink a bowl of tea, and he didn't do it, he could make a wish with his heart, listen to the emperor's comment, and silently complain about his feelings, you want to listen to the dialect version here stand-up comedy.

Ming Xiaoxiao Xiaoyi guarded respectfully until His Majesty remembered that he had never given Ming Xiaoxiao a seat, so he took a look at Success. The meeting room thought that Emperor Xiang would give this Madam Li a little bit of power, but now he knows The emperor didn't think about it that much at all, but because Mrs. Li's idea was very novel, he forgot it for a while.

"The old slave was negligent, and asked Mrs. Li to make amends. What Mrs. Li said was so novel and interesting. The old slave was fascinated by it. I didn't arrange a seat for you. Please sit here and the cushions have been laid." Eunuch Chen apologized very gracefully, and asked Ming Xiaoxiao to sit over. Ming Xiaoxiao finally freed his legs. The next moment, he successfully passed the tea with just the right temperature on the ground. When Ming Xiaoxiao saw the tea, it was like seeing Like relatives, I quickly picked it up and took a sip.

Seeing Ming Xiaoxiao's actions, the emperor suddenly thought of his little daughter.In his life, he had twenty sons and sixteen daughters, and her youngest daughter died before she was six years old.

But the emperor loves this little princess very much, and this little princess has been close to the emperor since she was a child, and the emperor has given a lot of attention and love to her.

Ming Xiaoxiao, drinking water so eagerly now, and the expression on her face is very similar to her little daughter when she was wronged, the emperor looked at Ming Xiaoxiao, as if he saw his little daughter too.

"Your family's husband is a good person, and he is also very capable. Let's see if there is a job here, do you want him to take it?"

Ming Xiaoxiao was a little flustered when she heard it, but she was drinking water, so closing her eyes was not too abrupt.

"Your Majesty, you can just talk to him directly if you have anything to do, and the two of us will not interfere with each other. And he has his freedom, and I have mine. If he gives me the corresponding trust, I naturally give him the corresponding trust."

The emperor looked at Ming Xiaoxiao with great interest, and said that she could feel Ming Xiaoxiao's nervousness at that moment. Thinking about it, Bai Huitang and her husband did not avoid him when they were with them, but even so, unexpectedly No objection?He didn't think that Ming Xiaoxiao didn't dare.

The emperor raised his head, then thought for a moment, and said: "Forget it, I think it's better to do something that shocks the city. Let your husband and you build a treasury for me!"

Ming Xiaoxiao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't know why the emperor changed his mind, but as long as Bai Huitang and Li Zhirui didn't touch the wooden man, as long as they didn't touch this, they would be safe.

It was Ming Xiaoxiao who really thanked her, and even stood up and knelt down, and kowtowed three times solidly.

The emperor saw Ming Xiaoxiao's actions and knew that Ming Xiaoxiao didn't know that he wanted Li Zhirui to do something, but even so, he didn't stop himself, and he didn't want to change his mind. That's good, if they If he can keep it going, he is willing to give them a few more guarantees. As for that thing, let him leave it to his own people.

Before the time when Li Zhirui was absolutely needed, he still didn't want to make the relationship so rigid and cause any estrangement.

The emperor waved his hand, making Ming Xiaoxiao retreat, thinking about something alone.Ming smiled and retreated knowingly, and walked out of the yard.Ming Xiaoxiao realized that his legs were weakening and his forehead was aching, but Li Zhirui heard the news that the emperor Xuanming Xiaoxiao had come to question him, and he had been waiting for Jianming Xiaoxiao in the White Mansion early, his face was pale, and he supported him worriedly .

"What's the matter? What did the emperor say? Why did you scold you?" Ming smiled and looked at the worried man in front of him, and then smiled in relief. Maybe Li Zhirui didn't know, but she was really worried to death just now , I am afraid that the emperor will send Li Zhirui to carry out this job. They really don't want to do it again after they finally got rid of it.

"Do you know? We all walked through the gate of hell just now." Ming Xiaoxiao sat in the carriage, then pulled Li Zhirui into the space, and said while lying in Li Zhirui's arms.

"Could it be that the emperor wants me to replace the emperor's people to study that wooden man?" Li Zhirui quickly thought of this possibility, and seeing Ming smiled and nodded, he couldn't help but gasped.

"But the emperor withdrew his order in the end. I can see that he changed his mind." Ming Xiao smiled and said analytically, "No matter what the reason is, since he has given up his mind, we are safe for the time being, and if we can If so, can you secretly give some hints to the emperor's people, as long as the emperor's people don't stop this process, the emperor should not care about you."

Li Zhirui nodded. This is also the result of his discussion with Bai Huitang. This matter really requires their joint efforts.

Moreover, allowing the emperor's people to quickly master this technology will also have a deterrent effect on the person in the dark. Since the person in the dark can send two wooden figures, messing up the venue means that there are redundant wooden figures in his layout. In the future, there will be wooden people appearing, and doing some damage, that will make Li Zhirui regret to die.

But their difficulties are not small. First of all, they need to avoid the people sent by the emperor, but that is almost impossible, because the people sent by the emperor can basically see them completely, and there is no room for them to live in now. All institutions and the like have been inspected.

It is even more impossible to ask someone to tell the story without someone you can trust, and it is one point away from the previous one. How can it be possible to ask someone to tell the story again?Li Zhirui also had to grope for several years before he could slowly master that technique. Bai Huitang was also interested in the wooden man, but after half a month of research, he decided to give up decisively, so the latter matter is really not easy to handle.

They don't know where the emperor's people have progressed, the progress is unclear, and they don't know what they have encountered. It is really difficult.

Ming Xiaoxiao and the two calmed down for a while, and hurried back to the carriage, just when they heard the driver outside say that they had arrived.

The two just took advantage of the lunch break to deliver meals to the children, and told the children that there is a family meeting tonight, and they will sort out the recent things, and we will discuss them at the meeting.

Ming Xiaoxiao looked at her son's bright eyes, and suddenly had a bad feeling, and this feeling didn't dissipate until the evening. It is said that she is so busy today, and she has to hand over various tasks, and she has to I'm busy with the next season's publicity, so I don't have time to think about what's there and what's not!

Finally after dinner, Ming smiled and hugged his daughter whom he hadn't reported much recently?The first question from the children was heard.

"It's just that mother spends less time with us recently. My sister is so young, and mother doesn't accompany her! Isn't it patriarchal?"

Ming Xiaoxiao, the originally gentle smile fell on his face, he was a little indebted, but he was very embarrassed to let these children say it so blatantly, but it is the initial stage, and there is still a lot to come. She has nothing to do with waiting for herself.

Mingxiao cleared his throat with a smile, and then said: "This is indeed mother's fault, but there are also some objective factors. Now we have received the entrustment from the emperor's grandfather. Since we have agreed to him, we must do our best, so My mother has been ignoring Xiao Xixi recently. It's not right to be young, nothing is as important as you, so mother decided to go to work for half a day in the morning, and in the afternoon, take time to accompany Xiao Xixi, and tomorrow night is guaranteed I will communicate with you in half an hour."

Ming Xiaoxiao's solution has obviously been affirmed by the children, and then the second point is said.

"According to the recent expenses, I found that part of our income has not entered our books. Is there a private agreement with the emperor's grandfather? Why didn't we tell us publicly? When we have to keep accounts, this is a point. It has always been something that bothers us, as the elder in the family, can we be transparent and open?"

When Ming Xiaoxiao heard this, she couldn't help but said, "How did you find out? Our family's income is more than a hundred times what it was before, so it can't be so much?"

Wen Liming looked at Li Haochen, then saw Li Haochen, nodded from him, and put the information collected before on the table, only to find out with a smile that the three of them were each holding a dozen papers, which were densely packed and full of paper. is a word.

"We have conducted a detailed investigation. We will pay for the purchase and labor, but you will be responsible for the shipment and sales."

Wen Liming took out his data and said: "The three of us are divided into several groups, and Shuangyang Town is divided into four districts, southeast, northwest, and a census. It happens that our academy is very representative."

"Based on their purchase frequency and the unit price of our family, we calculated our approximate sales. We found that our income is not directly proportional to what you gave us."

Wen Xiyao also took out an analysis report he made: "So I did a detailed analysis. You did open the business before, and you did a lot of sales in this area. There are also some trinkets that are sold side by side. So in the beginning our family really couldn’t talk about any income.”

"However, according to our investigation, besides Shuangyang Town, there are also some foreign money. These people bought clothes to be shipped to other places for sale. Because our family only has branches in the capital and here, people from other places Feeling the advantages of our clothes, if you want to buy them, you can only buy them through other people.”

Wen Xiyao took the results and detailed data from their investigation and put them in front of Ming Xiaoxiao: "Your outpatient sales volume is more than six times that of this town, and you didn't keep any of these people. It was sold at the original price over the counter."

"So where did this part of the property go? We are also very curious."

Li Haochen saw her mother stretching out her hand, but she didn't seem to want to look carefully, so he added: "These data are all on file with me. You destroy this in time, and I have other backups."

As a father, Li Zhirui said: "It is true that there are other agreements with others. I can't tell you the specific content of this agreement, but there will be a corresponding proportion every month in the future, which will be allocated to future sales. and income will be reported to you.”

Li Zhirui quickly gave a solution and gave them a step down, but the three children obviously didn't want to take it back, but went on to say: "We didn't say that mothers shouldn't do this, but some things still need to be done in advance." Good greeting, for example, the missing half of the income here should belong to our family, but I remember that the income regulations that my mother gave them were just issued today, where did the half of the money go?"

Ming Xiaoxiao sighed helplessly, took out his share of the design fee from his sleeve, handed it to Li Haochen, and then said very reverently: "This half is your mother's design fee, you are right here Isn't it just right?"

Li Haochen took the silver taels, counted them carefully to make sure they were correct, and handed the silver taels and bank notes to his mother.

"This is your normal income, and I won't take it forcibly, otherwise, every silver you have on hand is not suitable."

Ming smiled and twitched the corners of her mouth, she really wanted to say no need!I thank you three!
Ming Xiaoxiao was finally let go after being interrogated by the children for a long time, and then it was Li Zhirui's question.

"I've finished talking about my parents' problems, it's time to talk about yours."

Wen Xiyao said bearing the brunt of it.

"Tell me." Li Zhirui was very serious, but he found that the children were more serious than her. For a while, he was a little impressed, but he didn't say anything.

"Did you hide something from us again? What are you, the emperor's grandfather and uncle, secretly busy with? According to our observation, even your mother was kept in the dark by you. This is not a good thing." Son?"

Ming Xiaoxiao's eyes widened, but he really didn't notice it, because Ming Xiaoxiao was busy all the time, and what was Li Zhirui going to do?where to goAnyone who meets with him will usually sue him, but I didn't expect these children to find out something?
"You can't talk about this matter, not even your mother, let alone you, but I will only love your mother forever, you just need to know this, you can ask about the rest, and the rest about this matter , I won't say it."

Ming Xiaoxiao made an interview. He had never heard Li Zhirui say so resolutely that he should not tell us anything.

Frowning, it looked like the three children shook their heads, signaling them not to ask any more questions. It must be a national event to get along with the emperor and keep it secret.If you go more, more people will definitely be involved, and it will not end well at that time.

Ming Xiaoxiao was also very worried, and even affected the little girl in her arms. The little girl flattened her mouth and was about to cry. Ming Xiaoxiao quickly stood up and coaxed the child into sleep. This answer is not very satisfactory, even if the sister is unhappy, they still have to ask.

Li Zhirui stood up and said, "That's the end of this matter. If anyone wants to ask again, it's not my son!"

The three children looked at each other and didn't dare to ask about their birth, but they were very worried because their father had never said that.

(End of this chapter)

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