The best lady boss

Chapter 056 I want to take a bath!

Hey, why is the smell so strange, Fang Zhongxue sat quietly for a while, his mind was in a mess, but suddenly he smelled a strange smell, and his heart was very strange, there was no such strange smell just now, why is it suddenly There is.

"Ah, Yang Yesheng, you bastard, you even splashed me with your bath water." In just a few seconds, Fang Zhongxue found the source of the strange smell, and immediately became furious, letting out an earth-shattering roar .

Hey, this is the bath water. I was merciful for not splashing the foot water. Hearing Fang Zhongxue's roar, Yang Yesheng almost burst into laughter.In a hurry, it must be too late to get a basin of water. Fortunately, Yang Yesheng has a habit of putting a basin under the shower, so that the hair will fall into the basin and not block the drainage holes.

Fang Zhongxue couldn't care about anything anymore, hurried to the door of the ### room, and said angrily: "Yang Yesheng, come out quickly, I want to take a bath."

"Two 10 minutes, two 10 minutes will be fine."

"Twenty-ten minutes, you..." You have been washing for about ten minutes just now, and there will be another twenty-ten minutes. Isn't it clear that you are playing tricks? He opened the door, but he didn't see Yang Yesheng's shadow. He felt strange in his heart, but suddenly heard a "plop" sound.

Fang Zhongxue hurriedly followed the sound, and her face turned green immediately. It turned out that Yang Yesheng was squatting on the toilet with a comfortable expression on his face. The sound of "thumping" just now didn't need to be thought to know what it was.

Yang Yesheng said with a smile: "Maybe my stomach was ruined by eating just now, um, you can take a bath, I guess I won't be able to finish my work in less than 10 minutes after squatting down."

"You..." Fang Zhongxue was less angry than these two days in her entire life, and she was less wronged than these two days in her entire life, she almost shed tears.

Fang Zhongxue is a criminal police officer. She has never been in contact with any kind of people, such as murderers, criminals, thieves, ruffians, gangsters, etc., but no matter who she is, it's almost like a mouse meets a cat in front of her.Of course, there are also some rebellious suspects, but after being cleaned up by her, they are all obedient and obedient, and they don't dare to let one go.

However, Fang Zhongxue is really helpless about Yang Yesheng's ruffian nature, and suffers many losses. It seems that Yang Yesheng can always count her next step.

Facing Yang Yesheng's hair ruffian again, Fang Zhongxue was really a little hesitant, let's wash it, Yang Yesheng was pooping in the bathroom, and although there was a door between the #### room and the bathroom, it was made of glass. I don't know if I can see what's going on from the inside.But if you don't wash it, who knows how long Yang Ye Sheng will squat on the toilet, the strange smell on her body is really unbearable for Fang Zhongxue.

After thinking about it for a while, Fang Zhongxue gritted his teeth, took off his clothes quickly, and entered the #### room.

"Tsk tsk, big ass, it must be a boy." Fang Zhongxue just turned on the switch of the shower, when she heard Yang Yesheng suddenly say something, so angry that she almost took the shower head at Yang Yesheng for a while. spray.

Fortunately, after saying this, Yang Yesheng didn't continue to say anything, otherwise, Fang Zhongxue would really not be able to resist pushing the door open and spraying at Yang Yesheng with the shower head.Although his mouth is closed, Yang Yesheng's eyes have never left Fang Zhongxue's body. Watching Beauty ### ah, this opportunity is not to be missed.

Although the door was closed, Fang Zhongxue instinctively felt Yang Yesheng's eyes rolling around her. She couldn't help but want to turn back several times, but she didn't dare, because she was worried that as long as she turned around, the body in front of her would be affected. It will also be exposed in Yang Yesheng's eyes, and it will only make him cheap in vain.In fact, Fang Zhongxue didn't know that the effect reflected by the piece of glass was actually deformed, and Yang Yesheng could only see her body vaguely, but couldn't see clearly.

Quickly, Fang Zhongxue finished taking a bath, grabbed the towel on the shelf, and escaped from the #### room.

Before Yang Yesheng finished wiping his butt, Fang Zhongxue's shout came from outside: "Yang Yesheng, why don't you have women's clothes here?"

Yang Yesheng said lazily: "Nonsense, I have never lived with women here, where can you get women's clothes, or you should wear my clothes, or sleep naked like me."

"You bastard." Fang Zhongxue scolded angrily, and there was no more movement.

Yang Yesheng walked out of the bathroom and saw Fang Zhongxue sitting angrily beside the bed, his eyes lit up and smiled, "People say that women look better when they are revealing than when they are not wearing clothes, that's true. . ### Police flower, if you go out wearing this towel, the rate of return will definitely be [-]%."

"One thousand percent?" Fang Zhongxue was stunned for a moment, not understanding what it meant, but after she swept over Yang Yesheng's ####, she immediately turned to the side with a blushing face.

Yang Yesheng laughed and said: "Whether men or women, they will look back at you ten times on average, so it's one thousand percent."

"Rogue." Apart from scolding, Fang Zhongxue really had nothing to do with Yang Yesheng, "Quickly put on your clothes."

"If you don't wear it, I like to sleep naked. Wearing clothes will cause insomnia."

"You..." Fang Zhongxue was helpless, picked up the clothes by the bed, and walked into the #### room.

Fortunately, the washing machine is fully automatic and also has a spin-drying function. Fang Zhongxue sighed in relief, hurriedly washed the clothes, and hung them in the direction facing the air conditioner.

"Hey, you surnamed Yang, don't go too far." After Fang Zhongxue hung up his clothes, he turned around and saw that Yang Yesheng was lying in the shape of "big". He had almost occupied a big bed, especially It's the one between his crotch, facing the sky.

Yang Yesheng turned his head lazily and said, "I sleep on the bed, you sleep on the floor, the wooden floor is not very cold."

"No, you sleep on the floor, I sleep on the bed." Yang Yesheng's floor, I don't know how long it has been dragged, it is dirty, how can Fang Zhongxue do it.

"My waist is not good, so I can't sleep on the hard floor, or let's all sleep in the bed." Yang Yesheng turned over and emptied the inside.

"You..." Fang Zhongxue was basically numb, and he was no longer angry. He looked around, suddenly his eyes lit up, walked over and took the bucket from the water dispenser, pulled out the plug, and placed it sideways on Yangye Sheng. Behind him, he lay on the side of the bed.

"Three-eighth line, hey, this ### police flower is smart enough." Yang Yesheng laughed secretly, "You get your third-eighth line, I have a trick next, I will keep you crazy tonight. "

Three-eighth line, hehe, auntie, let me make a thirty-eight line, see if Yang Yesheng can take advantage of auntie's advantage, when Fang Zhongxue was secretly proud of his intelligence, Yang Yesheng suddenly sat up , put on shoes, came to the computer, and turned on the computer.

Fang Zhongxue felt quite strange, thinking to himself, just now he was arguing that the time was late, and now more than half an hour has passed, it is almost 10:30, why is he still not sleeping, and turned on the computer again Yes, um, maybe it was deliberately trying to attract my attention, huh, I won't be fooled by my aunt.

After a while, the computer started up, and then there was a sound of clicking the mouse, and then the sound began to come from there. The sound was not too loud and not too small. Fang Zhongxue could hear it clearly. At that time, it turned out to be a woman humming Yaya's bad voice.

Fang Zhongxue suddenly remembered something, and almost sat up in shock. This bastard, who didn't sleep in the middle of the night, turned out to be watching a movie.

"Turn off the computer, don't disturb my sleep." Fang Zhongxue gritted his teeth, and secretly scolded Yang Yesheng for being a big bastard, who could come up with any tricks to trick him.

Now Fang Zhongxue has no thoughts of revenge at all, and even regrets Meng Lang's decision to die tonight. Instead of taking revenge, he took the initiative to send it to the door.For a month, if he really lived alone with this bastard, Fang Zhongxue would definitely go crazy.

Yang Yesheng said lazily: "I'm sorry, but living in someone else's house has to respect other people's living habits. I have to watch a small movie for an hour every night, otherwise, I won't be able to sleep."

"You...you bastard." Fang Zhongxue had no choice but to lie down again and cover his head with a pillow, but the voice still came and could be heard clearly.

Fang Zhongxue had already watched it once last night. Although she hadn't finished it, at least she had written down the plots of the few small movies she had watched.Coincidentally, the one that Yang Yesheng opened happened to be the one she had seen last night. Although Fang Zhongxue closed her eyes and covered her head, the corresponding plot emerged in her mind along with the sound.

This bastard, hooligan, scum, bastard, shameless thing, scum, bastard, how could Fang Zhongxue not know what her reaction was, and scolded Yang Yesheng in his heart, but he couldn't stop his body The heat flow is generated again and again, and it flows out of the body again and again.

I don't know how long it took, such a voice was never heard again, Fang Zhongxue was secretly relieved, but he was not completely relieved. God knows what tricks Yang Yesheng will come up with.

At this moment, there was a sudden interfering sound of "thorn la la" on the computer screen, but it was Fang Zhongxue's mobile phone that rang.Yang Yesheng picked up the phone, with the words "Auntie" written on it, turned to the other party, Zhongxue smiled and said, "Your auntie has so many calls, don't forget that you are going to have an abortion tomorrow, what should I say? You know it yourself."

"Who asked you to take care of yourself." Fang Zhongxue took the phone over, gave Yang Yesheng a white look, and connected the phone, "Auntie, um, it's like this, Auntie, there is an urgent case here, I have been sent A business trip to the Northeast, um, I left in the afternoon, and I’m still on the road, it’s estimated to take about a month, um, ok, I see, bye, auntie."

After Fang Zhongxue answered the phone, Yang Yesheng also turned off the computer, came to the bedside, and shouted, "Oh, ## Police Flower, how old are you, how come you still wet the bed? It's still so big. One piece."

Fang Zhongxue was almost ashamed, turned around with a blushing face, and lay on his side, only to feel the ####### sticky, the bath towel was soaked in a large area, and the whole buttocks were cool. .

In fact, Yang Yesheng also felt that he had gone a bit too far, but when he thought that Fang Zhongxue wanted him to be that cheap dad, he was angry again, thinking to himself, if you don't leave, I see how you can hold on when.

Yang Yesheng yawned and got into bed, but he was honest. There was no movement for a few minutes, but Fang Zhongxue thought he was really sleepy and fell asleep.

However, after about 5 minutes, the snoring sounded. Although Fang Zhongxue heard it harshly and hated it in his heart, he was really relieved. After all, it proved that Yang Yesheng had fallen asleep.

Then, another strange sound came, just between the grunts. It was a sound Fang Zhongxue had never heard before. At first, Fang Zhongxue was very strange. After pondering, I realized that Yang Yesheng even had the problem of grinding his teeth.

Fang Zhongxuexiu frowned, thinking to herself, hmph, what a stinky man, the four major problems of men sleeping, snoring and teeth grinding already exist, so fart and sleep talk.