The best lady boss

Chapter 057 Marrying him will definitely be short-lived

Yang Yesheng really cooperated, Fang Zhongxue's thoughts just fell, when he heard Yang Yesheng muttering to himself suddenly, about a dozen words, but unfortunately the voice was not loud, Fang Zhongxue couldn't hear it What Qingyang Ye Sheng said was basically a dream talk.

After three, it was about the last fart. Fang Zhongxue couldn't help laughing and laughing. How could he compete with such a man?

"Hey..." Suddenly, a loud fart sounded on the bed, immediately interrupting Fang Zhongxue's train of thought, and even more shocked her, snoring, grinding teeth, talking in sleep and farting, these four problems , This bastard is really a little, if anyone marry him in the future, it will be short-lived.

"Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey... Hey..." For some reason, since the first fart, Yang Yesheng's farts have been sounding one after another, almost every three or four seconds. There will be one, in just 2 minutes, Yang Yesheng has farted [-] or [-] farts, and all of them are loud and smelly.

"Cough cough cough..." Fang Zhongxue finally couldn't take it anymore, she hurriedly stood up and sat up, not caring that the bath towel on her body was already loose, she hurriedly got out of bed and ran towards the ### room.

It's really smelly. Yang Yesheng didn't expect that the first artificially produced fart would be so stinky, and he couldn't stand it, but it wasn't as excessive as Fang Zhongxue's reaction. He turned over and buried his face on the pillow. , I thought to myself, Damn, if I knew that farts released like this were so stinky, I would put a few less.

Since the string of Buddha beads entered the body, Yang Yesheng has gained a lot of ability, and this fart is also one of them. He can squeeze his stomach as he wants, producing one fart after another.

Yang Yesheng knew that he had this ability, and he tried to fart a few times before, but it was far less than today's number, causing the whole room to be full of smog, completely shrouded in his farts, it could be called Yes, unbearable farts.

"Cough, cough..." Fang Zhongxue rushed to the #### room, washed her face twice, and then coughed heavily, which made her feel a little better. She cursed in her heart, this bastard is really a monster, and he was able to run for a while. He released twenty or thirty farts, all of them were so stinky that they were almost killed by his farts,

Let's go, it's too stinky, I can't stay here for a minute, and if I stay any longer, I'm going to die. As soon as Fang Zhongxue walked out of ### room, he smelled a strong fart smell, and almost felt nauseous again , hurriedly took off the clothes and put them on in twos and twos, not caring that the clothes were still half dry and half wet, let alone taking the mobile phone.

However, the lock on the door of Yang Yesheng's room seemed to be a bit faulty. No matter how Fang Zhongxue fiddled with it, she couldn't open the door lock, which made her sweat a lot in a while.

"Hey, ###Jinghua, it's the middle of the night, why are you going out to relieve yourself, there is a bathroom at home, oh, I see, pregnant women eat a lot, and they will have an extra meal at night. Well, it's downstairs KFC, open 24 hours, on call, I have a number here, just make a call." At this moment, there was a dull voice, like Yang Yesheng's, but not like it.

"You...you didn't fall asleep?" Fang Zhongxue was shocked and turned around in a hurry, only to see that Yang Yesheng didn't get up, but was lying on the bed with his whole face on the pillow.

"It's such a stinky fart, and there are still so many, who can sleep?" The voice was still so dull, because his face was pressed by the pillow, but he almost didn't make Fang Zhongxue amused, thinking to himself, you also know the smell Ah, knowing that you still put so much odor, aren't you self-inflicted?

However, Fang Zhongxue suddenly had doubts in his heart. It was almost every two or three seconds on average, and there were twenty or thirty in a row. Are they all natural farts?

Fang Zhongxue suddenly understood: "You...you haven't fallen asleep. You snored and farted just now, all on purpose."

"No, open the window, and the air conditioner has to be changed to the ventilation mode. I can't stand it anymore." Yang Yesheng suddenly jumped out of bed, holding his breath, changed the mode of the air conditioner three or two times, and then opened the window again. Then he was lying on the window and gasping for breath.

Fang Zhongxue ignored what Yang Yesheng was doing and asked, "What's the matter with the door lock, why can't it be opened?"

Yang Yesheng didn't turn his head back and said, "I've done some tricks. Unless I use the key, I can't open it."

"You..." Fang Zhongxue suddenly remembered that when the two of them came back, Yang Yesheng moved the lock. At that time, Yang Yesheng only said that the door was locked, but Fang Zhongxue didn't care much. It seemed that he was there. At that time, he moved his hands and feet, making it clear that he was preventing her from slipping away while Yang Yesheng was asleep.

Fang Zhongxue really has nowhere to go now, he can't leave, he can't take it anymore, so he can only stay here for one night, let's talk about it tomorrow.Fang Zhongxue went back to the bed and sat down resentfully, looking at Yang Yesheng who was lying on the window panting, he almost lost his joy, and thought to himself, you are calling it self-inflicted, using your fart to punish me, don't you use your nose for panting? .

Fang Zhongxue got on the bed, covered the soaked sheet with a bath towel, and lay down, but he left his back to Yang Yesheng, and the two slept back-to-back.

It didn't take long for Yang Yesheng to feel that the bed was shaking a little, and he felt strange in his heart. He hurriedly turned around and found that Fang Zhongxue's delicate body was shaking slightly, obviously she was crying silently.

The sadness is greater than the death of the heart. Yang Yesheng suddenly felt this in Fang Zhongxue, and he couldn't help but blame himself. Even if Fang Zhongxue was wrong, she is a woman after all, and I am a Great gentlemen, is it too despicable to bully a woman like this all the time, forget it.If a good man doesn't fight with a woman, let her go.

"Hey, ### Police Flower, don't cry, go to sleep, tomorrow morning I will take you to the hospital for an abortion.

"People... they're not pregnant at all." Finally, Fang Zhongxue, who had never admitted defeat, admitted defeat and finally told the truth.

"What, you're not pregnant?" Yang Ye Sheng was taken aback, and hurriedly sat up, looking at Fang Zhongxue in surprise, with an incredible look on his face, and his mind suddenly became chaotic, a big girl pretended to be pregnant. , what does this mean, what exactly does she want to do?

Fang Zhongxue also sat up, wiped away the tears gently, nodded and said, "I've never had a boyfriend, I've never been held by a man once, and I'm still... a little girl, how could it be possible to get pregnant, It was you who misunderstood my pregnancy first, that's why I...I just..." However, Fang Zhongxue couldn't explain the next words.

"This..." In an instant, Yang Yesheng suddenly understood why Fang Zhongxue wanted to say that he was pregnant, and deliberately told his friends that he couldn't help crying and laughing.

Looking at Fang Zhongxue's infinitely beautiful body, Yang Yesheng swallowed a mouthful of spit with difficulty. The other party's antipathy to Zhongxue disappeared without a trace, and another bold idea suddenly popped up. She was still young. Girl, such a punctual and superb woman, it's a pity to miss out, although her temper is a bit grumpy.

"I'm sorry, it's my fault, I shouldn't treat you like this." Yang Yesheng felt embarrassed when he remembered how angry Fang Zhongxue had been in the past two days.

"Forget it, there is something wrong with me. I've been brooding about what happened last night. I always wanted to take revenge on you, but I didn't want to do the opposite...instead..." Fang Zhongxue had to admit that she really couldn't fight against Yang Yesheng.

However, although Fang Zhongxue voluntarily admitted defeat this time, it does not mean that she really admits defeat. The idea of ​​revenge in her heart has not disappeared, but it has become stronger and stronger. Fang Zhongxue just wants to start with this matter. Get rid of it.

Yang Yesheng was silent for a while, sighed and said, "Since you told your aunt that you were on a business trip, it seems that you will not be able to go home for the time being this month. It happens that the matter at the hospital is not over yet, it will take about half a month. Time, why don't you stay with me for the first half a month."

"Okay, thank you." Fang Zhongxue knew that Yang Yesheng had a very deep relationship with the Xia family. He wanted to stay vigil in the hospital every night, so he felt relieved and breathed a sigh of relief. Half a month was enough. She adjusted her mentality, and it was enough for her to design a perfect revenge plan.

"Well, it's getting late, go to sleep." Yang Yesheng didn't know that although Fang Zhongxue admitted defeat, he was actually thinking about how to retaliate. He thought that this matter was over, but he was thinking in his heart. How to get rid of Fang Zhongxue's prejudice against him.

After thinking about it, Yang Yesheng is not a nympho, and he understands that on his terms, even without the trouble of the Xia family, he is not worthy of Fang Zhongxue at all, especially since there had just been a conflict between the two of them. Small misunderstanding.

This time, it was a real sleep, Yang Yesheng got out of bed and turned off the light, and the room immediately fell into darkness.

Silent all night.

The next morning, Fang Zhongxue left, and Yang Yesheng gave her the key to the house, and explained that he would accompany him in the hospital from tonight and would not come back to live.

Although this person is a ruffian, his temperament is not bad. Fang Zhongxue left the Sunshine Community, and suddenly there was a conflict in his heart, whether to continue to take revenge on him, or leave just like that, and never have anything to do with him again.

Sitting in the taxi, Fang Zhongxue habitually took out his mobile phone and opened Weibo. First, he read all the Weibo that he had not checked, the reply that should be replied, and the forwarding that should be forwarded.

Suddenly, Fang Zhongxue felt emotional, and wanted to send out the conflicting feelings through Weibo.

When posting on Weibo, a beautiful picture is usually attached. Many people have this habit, and Fang Zhongxue is no exception.However, when she opened the album and deleted the latest blurry photo, a pretty face immediately turned green, and she roared: "Yang Yesheng, if auntie can spare you, my words will be reversed. Write."

From time to time, the taxi driver peeped at Fang Zhongxue through the rear-view mirror, and he was very happy. After all, there were not many chances to pull a top beauty like Fang Zhongxue.However, Fang Zhongxue's roar and her sudden sly face startled the driver, and he didn't dare to take a peek at her again, thinking to himself, although this little girl is a superb beauty, she is a Hedong Lion's roar.

After roaring, Fang Zhongxue calmed down immediately. The half-naked photo is not a trivial matter. It must be considered in the long run, and such indecent photos must not be left in Yang Yesheng's hands.

"Master, turn around and go to the Sunshine Community." When they broke up just now, Yang Yesheng went to the hospital. Fang Zhongxue knew this, so she turned her head again and went back to Yang Yesheng's residence to search. , Maybe Yang Yesheng copied the nude photos to the computer, or in the camera.

Fang Zhongxue had seen Yang Yesheng's mobile phone. It was an old-fashioned mobile phone. Apart from answering and texting, it had almost no programs and couldn't take pictures at all. Therefore, Fang Zhongxue would determine that the one in Yang Yesheng's hands Photos, either on a computer or on a camera.

Back at Yang Yesheng's residence, Fang Zhongxue hurriedly turned on the computer and searched for all the picture formats on the computer. There were actually two or three thousand pictures.