The best lady boss

Team Chen brought the breathalyzer over and found it strange. He smelled the strong smell of alcohol when he came to Yang Yesheng and Fang Zhongxue just now.Judging from Team Chen's years of experience, Yang Yesheng drank at least half a catty of white wine, probably drunk driving, but the alcohol tester showed that Yang Yesheng hadn't drunk alcohol.

Team Chen shook the breathalyzer and put it on his ear to listen, but he didn't know what was wrong, so he waved to a traffic policeman over there and said, "Xiao Li, take the breathalyzer in your hand. Take it here and let me use it, mine seems to be broken."

Xiao Li immediately ran over, handed the breathalyzer in his hand to Team Chen, took it over from Team Chen, looked at it, and said: "Team Chen, this breathalyzer is the latest product, just bought In less than a month, it shouldn't be broken."

Team Chen pointed helplessly at Yang Yesheng and said, "He smells of alcohol all over his body, but the result of blowing it out is that he hasn't drunk alcohol. The breathalyzer must be broken."

Yang Yesheng smiled triumphantly: "Team team, what you said is wrong. I smell of alcohol all over my body, but it may not be because I have been drinking. Just now I was drinking with my friends, and they all drank too much. I told them one by one. Sending them home and helping them, naturally they smelled of alcohol."

Kong Yu snorted coldly and said, "Nonsense, I clearly smelled alcohol in your mouth just now."

Yang Yesheng replied with a smile: "This policeman ###, if you don't believe me, you can kiss me. Keeping it is better than a breathalyzer."

"You..." Kong Yu immediately turned pale with anger, and said angrily, "Yang Yesheng, you bastard, a rascal."

Yang Yesheng laughed loudly and said: "Officer Kong, didn't you just say that you didn't know me, why did you call out my name in one gulp now? I don't think I drank too much, but you drank too much." .”

Kong Yu said coldly: "Yang Yesheng, don't be complacent, I will definitely let you accept legal punishment tonight, Xiao Li, give him the breathalyzer and let him blow it again."

Yang Yesheng laughed and took over the alcohol tester, looked around, and said with a smile: "It seems that this one is broken, why don't you bring another one, I'll blow it one by one, there must be one that is good .”

Xiao Li hurriedly shook his head and said, "Impossible, this breathalyzer was still in use just now, and it's not broken."

Yang Yesheng smiled and pointed to the breathalyzer in Team Chen's hand, and said, "That's not sure. If this thing is broken, it will only take a few seconds. Isn't the breathalyzer just now also good?" , It’s bad to say it’s bad, hey, you know, the land in Xiaocheng City is very evil.”

Kong Yu said coldly: "Where is there so much nonsense, blow it up quickly, the car behind is still waiting."

As soon as Kong Yu's voice fell, the car behind was honking, and one of the drivers poked his head out and shouted, "Comrade policeman, it's unpredictable. I have something to go home. My child has a high fever."

The other drivers also booed: "Yeah, we have something to do when we go home, you still can't test it, if you want to test it, test it quickly, and let us go if it doesn't happen."

Kong Yu said angrily: "Why panic, after he has tested it, it will be your turn soon."

Then, Kong Yu shouted to Yang Ye again: "Hurry up, don't waste time."

Yang Yesheng lazily said: "yes, madam." Then he blew hard on the alcohol tester, his cheeks puffed up, and handed it to Xiao Li panting, and said with a smile: "how about it, comrade policeman , now you are satisfied."

Xiao Li took the breathalyzer over and took a look, and was immediately dumbfounded. The alcohol content displayed was indeed zero.

Team Chen and Kong Yu also came up to take a look, and were naturally taken aback, thinking to themselves, no, it's impossible that both breathalyzers are broken, what's going on?

Yang Yesheng said triumphantly: "Let me tell you, Comrade Police, I really haven't been drinking, and the smell of alcohol on my body is from my friends' clothes. Now, can you let me go?"

Although he thought it was evil, Team Chen didn't want to test it for the third time. In desperation, he nodded and was about to let Yang Yesheng leave, but was stopped by Kong Yu, who said coldly: "No, You can't go yet, test it again later."

"Why?" Yang Yesheng couldn't help getting angry, and said angrily, "Kong Yu, I know I offended you before, and you deliberately punished me today, hey, if you want to punish me, you have to show some real skills , if you feel unconvinced, when I come back from work, we can open a room, lie on the bed and blow slowly, whoever we want to blow."

"You..." Kong Yu couldn't understand the meaning of Yang Yesheng's words, he was ashamed and angry, pointed at Yang Yesheng, and cursed, "You bastard, I will never finish with you tonight. "

Yang Yesheng said coldly: "Isn't it over? Hey, okay, I happen to be short of a warm quilt tonight. You look good, so let's make do with it."

"Yang Yesheng, I'm going to kill you..." Kong Yu's lungs were about to be exploded by Yang Yesheng's anger, and he rushed towards Yang Yesheng angrily, and was about to punch and kick him, but was easily dodged by Yang Yesheng , and then shouted loudly, "Oh, the police bullied the people. They asked me to check for drunk driving. I cooperated with them to check twice, but they still didn't let me go. They wanted to beat me to death. Help me."

Seeing this, Team Chen hurriedly stopped Kong Yu, and said in a low voice, "Kong Yu, you made too much trouble, this guy is not easy to mess with, let him go."

"No, he must be drunk and driving, and he must not be let go." This time, Kong Yu was also struggling, and said angrily, "Captain Chen, you must not let him go tonight. What happened? I bear it alone, and it has nothing to do with you."

Team Chen couldn't help hesitating. He was the captain of a county traffic police brigade in Xiaocheng City. Material.

Team Chen originally thought that the daughter of the municipal party committee secretary might find it fun to check for drunk driving and wanted to experience it, so he didn't take it seriously. He found her a brand new police uniform that fit well, and asked her to participate tonight The action of investigating drunk driving, but did not expect, when the team was about to withdraw, such a strange but dumbfounding thing happened.

To be honest, if Yang Yesheng started to make a fuss, it would not be the responsibility of a small county traffic police brigade captain like him, that's why he wanted to let Yang Yesheng go.However, he never expected that Kong Yu hated Yang Yesheng so deeply, which made him a little bit embarrassed, his brows were tightly frowned, his mind was full of thoughts, and he couldn't make up his mind for a while.

At this time, Yang Yesheng said suddenly: "Team Chen, you don't have to make things difficult. Her father is the secretary of the municipal party committee, so she can take care of things, but you can't."

Team Chen was startled and thought to himself, what is the origin of this young man? Since he knew that Kong Yu was Secretary Kong's daughter, he dared to confront her. Well, it seems that they are all disciples of high-ranking cadres, the second generation of officials, aren't they? I, the head of the small county traffic police brigade, can manage it, so let them make trouble.

So Team Chen moved his body away, and although he knew it was useless, he still whispered to Kong Yu: "Be careful, this kid is very difficult to deal with."

Sometimes, doing bad things with good intentions is like this. Team Chen said this for the good of Kong Yu, and hoped that she would not make too much trouble, but he ignored Kong Yu's unyielding character. The more he won't let Yang Yesheng go, he nodded angrily and said, "Don't worry, Captain Chen, I will definitely bring this rascal to justice."

Yang Yesheng heard it, and immediately yelled again: "Captain Chen, you don't care about her, you are a hooligan if you keep your mouth shut, what do you think I did to her, did you take off her clothes, or touch ###### I still raped her."

"You..." Kong Yu was furious, almost unable to control his emotions again, and cursed angrily, "Yang Yesheng, you bastard, if I don't let Xiaoxue break up with you, my surname will not be Kong."

Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "Hey, someone seemed to have said just now that you don't know Xiaoxue or Daxue, why did you suddenly know each other again? Well, as for saying that your surname is not Kong, that's a matter of course. , anyway, sooner or later you will take a man's surname, why not follow me, called Yang Kong."

"You..." Kong Yu's anger tonight is estimated to be ten times more than the sum of her 20 years. After hearing Yang Yesheng's sarcasm, he calmed down and said coldly, "Yang Yesheng, don't use your tongue in vain, let's wait and see."

After all, Kong Yu ignored Yang Yesheng, turned to Xiao Li and said, "Xiao Li, make a phone call and bring all the alcohol testers nearby, and I will let him blow them one by one. I don't believe it today." , these breathalyzers will all be broken."

"Hey." Xiao Li is just an ordinary traffic policeman, not the captain, and has no right to have an equal dialogue with Kong Yu, so he can only do what she says, agrees, and calls.

Yang Yesheng yawned, looked at the bright moon in the sky, and sighed: "When will the bright moon come? Ask the blue sky for wine. I don't know the palace in the sky. What year is it. Love is never annoying, men and women turn up and down, happy like a fairy."

At the beginning, Kong Yu listened to Yang Yesheng recite Song Ci, secretly scolded him for his nerves, and ignored him, but when he heard the second half of the sentence, his face flushed with embarrassment.

Kong Yu was about to scold Yang Yesheng, but he heard a man not far away shouting towards Yang Yesheng with a smile: "Dude, you are so talented, the second half of this poem is so classic, and the first half It doesn't make any sense."

Yang Yesheng laughed loudly and said: "Of course there are also the first half sentence, and there are two versions, which is even more classic than the second half sentence, but because of this female policeman, I am embarrassed to say it if it is too rough. , buddy, if you want to hear it, I will whisper it to you alone."

The man was overjoyed, hurriedly ran over happily, and said, "Dude, tell me quickly, I want to listen to both versions?"

Kong Yuqing knew that Yang Yesheng couldn't come up with any good poems, so she blushed pretty, and gave him a hard look, turned her head away, but didn't want Yang Yesheng to read it loudly on purpose, which made Kong Yu ashamed all of a sudden. It's like digging a hole to drill down.