The best lady boss

Yang Yesheng said with a smile: "These two versions, the first version is for women, the second version is for men, brother, which one do you listen to first?"

The man hurriedly said, "Let's talk about the one you told the woman first."

Yang Yesheng nodded and said: "Brother, you really are a man of temperament. Okay, let me first talk about the one I said to women. The first half of the sentence reads like this. Women have male roots. Although they are fake, they seem to be true. Up and down I can't stop stroking, it's hard but not soft."

The man laughed and said, "Brother, you are talking about masturbation devices, right? Many women now have masturbation devices in their hands, and there are many kinds. Well, this version is really good, and it is really good for women. Say, what about the version spoken to men?"

Yang Yesheng laughed loudly and said: "This one is even more classic. Come on, brother, let me tell you, you must remember: mi, mi, women have it, men play with it, I don't know what it is, how can I not suck it?" Milk."

"Hahahaha..." The man couldn't help laughing out loud after hearing this, patted Yang Yesheng on the shoulder, and said, "Brother, you are so talented, I almost admire you, these two lines of poem I have firmly remembered it, and will post it on Weibo tonight."

Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "Haha, I actually made it up temporarily, brother, it doesn't hurt the elegance, it doesn't hurt the elegance."

The man was even more surprised: "Brother, idol, come on, exchange your phone number, I'll call you tomorrow to invite you to dinner."

Yang Yesheng smiled and said: "Brother, if you really want to treat me to dinner, you can visit me in the prison tomorrow, and give me a catty of white wine and a roast chicken."

Although Kong Yu turned his back, he had been listening to the conversation between Yang Yesheng and the man. Hearing this, he couldn't help turning around, and said angrily, "There's no fart for white wine and roast chicken, then Wait until you eat dry steamed buns and pickle vegetables."

The man stuck out his tongue, shrank his head, and said to Yang Yesheng in a low voice: "Man, although I admire you very much, but now I sympathize with you even more. Let's settle the matter tonight first. If there is fate, we brothers We will meet again, this is my business card, buddy, please keep it." After finishing speaking, the man handed Yang Yesheng a business card, turned around and left.

Yang Yesheng took a look at his business card and found that this man was not simple. He was Guo Qishan, the boss of Xiaocheng Xinda International Trade Co., Ltd. The character, I didn't expect him to be such a wretched man, he really can't be judged by his appearance, Yang Yesheng once again felt the correctness of this sentence.

Yang Yesheng lit a cigarette, put this business card away, and thought to himself, hey, Guo Qishan, I don’t know how many people want to make friends with him, but I didn’t expect to meet him tonight, it’s so good Ah, Tenglong Group Co., Ltd. has a new partner in the next step.

"Hey, it's raining, when will your breathalyzers arrive? I still have things to do." Yang Yesheng finished smoking a cigarette, and seeing the one-stop motorcade just now, he didn't have any time to spare. No, there are only four traffic policemen and him left on this road.From time to time, there will be vehicles passing by, but they are not going to check anymore, and slowly approach Yang Ye Sheng and Kong Yu.

Kong Yu gave him a cold look, and said, "Why panic, you're here now, hum, Yang Yesheng, I have to admire your ability to escape two breathalyzers, hey, if you can Dodge all the breathalyzers that will be delivered later, and I will let you go."

Yang Yesheng made a haha, and said with a smile: "Okay, the so-called body is not afraid of slanting shadows, and feet are not afraid of crooked shoes. Anyway, I didn't drink, so what are you afraid of? Even if you bring all the breathalyzers in Xiaocheng City , I still didn’t drink.”

At this time, Team Chen also came over, gestured to Kong Yu, took her away a few steps, and said in a low voice, "Kong Yu, the alcohol tester just now is not broken, it seems that this guy named Yang Yesheng Maybe he really didn’t drink, so let’s forget it, otherwise, Secretary Kong’s face will not look good if he makes a big deal out of it.”

Kong Yu frowned and said, "Why, is it really not broken? Didn't someone be arrested?"

Team Chen said with a smile: "Because they were not drunk driving, we didn't catch them. We just educated them and deducted points from their driver's licenses."

Hearing what Team Chen said, Kong Yu felt a little bit guilty, thinking to himself, what Yang Yesheng said was true, the smell of alcohol on his body was contaminated when he gave it to a friend?

Yang Yesheng's hearing is extremely abnormal. Although Team Chen and Kong Yu's voice was very low, Yang Yesheng could hear them clearly. You can withdraw, but I must make it impossible for you to withdraw.

So, Yang Yesheng shouted to the two of them: "Hey, Team Chen, do you know that I haven't been drinking? Well, I'm also a good citizen, so I won't ask you too much. I apologize, and I will not pursue tonight's matter, otherwise, I will go to Secretary Kong's office tomorrow morning to discuss it."

Of course, Kong Yu was not afraid of Yang Yesheng's "threat". She knew that Yang Yesheng had a good relationship with her father, and it was impossible for Yang Yesheng to go to her father's office to make trouble because of such a trivial matter.Moreover, Kong Yu proposed to Yang Yesheng that she would give him an apology, how could he accept it? It was more uncomfortable than killing her.

However, Team Chen was different. He had just seen that Yang Yesheng had a good relationship with the Kong family. Kong Yu deliberately made things difficult for Yang Yesheng.

What did Yang Yesheng say about going to Kong Yousheng's office tomorrow? Team Chen also knew that he was just talking. I can bear it, after all, the chief of the bureau specifically told him that he must take good care of Kong Yu, but the current situation obviously didn't take good care of him.

Kong Yu snorted coldly and said, "Yang Yesheng, I want my aunt to apologize to you, but there is no way. I really spent time with you tonight. I don't believe that you really didn't drink."

What Yang Yesheng wanted was for Kong Yu not to give up on this goal. Hearing this, he was overjoyed and lazily said: "Kong girl, I told you that the breathalyzer is useless. If you really want to know if I have been drinking, come and kiss me." You'll know it in one bite, and I'm sure I won't fight back, and I won't tell your father or brother about it, how about it, character."

Kong Yu was so angry by Yang Yesheng, she could bear it, and said with a sneer, "Yang Yesheng, are you not afraid that I will tell Xiaoxue this?"

Yang Yesheng laughed loudly and said, "Tell me, it doesn't matter, Xiaoxue treats me very well, and she doesn't care if I look for women outside, as long as she wants."

"I don't believe it, I'll call Xiaoxue right now." During this time, Kong Yu didn't have much contact with Fang Zhongxue, but simply knew that Fang Zhongxue became Yang Yesheng's boyfriend, and the others didn't know anything. Hearing the words, he naturally didn't believe it. He instinctively picked up Yang Yesheng's cell phone, called Fang Zhongxue back, and said coldly, "Yang Yesheng, just wait for Xiaoxue to break up with you."

Yang Yesheng ignored Kong Yu at all, smiled and shook Ruanhuaxia in his hands to the four of Team Chen, and said, "Come on, Team Chen, you've been busy working in the middle of the night, call the brothers to come over and smoke a cigarette to relieve fatigue."

Team Chen frowned, and wanted to reject Yang Yesheng's offer, but after seeing that the cigarettes in his hand were [-] yuan a box of soft Huaxia, he couldn't think of refusing. Now that Zhifeng is paying close attention, even leading cadres will never dare to smoke extremely high-end cigarettes like Ruanhuaxia, unless they are extremely wealthy businessmen.

Therefore, if Team Chen insists on rejecting Yang Yesheng's offer, I'm afraid the other two traffic policemen will scold him secretly, and they will tell the story of tonight's incident tomorrow, and he may be ashamed to see him as the captain in the future. people.

Team Chen winked at the other two traffic policemen, and the three of them came to Yang Yesheng together, took the cigarette bluntly, thanked him, and chatted with Yang Yesheng while smoking.

The boss of Tenglong Group Co., Ltd. is Kong Yousheng's junior, and he is good friends with Kong Yun. After hearing Yang Yesheng's introduction, the three of Team Chen gasped, thinking in their hearts, it's a good thing they didn't use violence just now, otherwise , I am afraid that the big cap on the top of the head will definitely not be able to keep.

While Yang Yesheng was smoking and chatting with the three of Team Chen, he was listening to the conversation between Kong Yu and Fang Zhongxue.

Fang Zhongxue didn't expect that Kong Yu would use Yang Yesheng's mobile phone to call her, but after listening to Kong Yu's explanation, she understood what was going on, and thought to herself, Kong Yu is still so greedy. What's so fun about having to check for drunk driving with the traffic police.

Soon, Kong Yu got to the point. He recounted what Yang Yesheng had said just now, embellishing Zhongxue, saying that Yang Yesheng is not a good person, and began to persuade Fang Zhongxue to break up with Yang Yesheng.

However, to Kong Yu's surprise, Fang Zhongxue was very calm, and said to her: "I knew it a long time ago."

Kong Yu didn't seem to believe his ears, and hurriedly asked: "Xiaoxue, do you know what I'm talking about? You're so calm. There are many women outside of him."

Fang Zhongxue said with a smile: "I know, Xiao Yu, since you are the one investigating drunk driving today, then I can rest assured, take care of Ye Sheng for me, and I'll go to bed first, aha, I'm so sleepy, bye, Xiao Yu, I'll call you again tomorrow."

Listening to the busy tone from the mobile phone, Kong Yu slowly put his hands down from his ears, thinking to himself, is there something wrong with Xiaoxue's brain, and she is indifferent to the fact that there is a woman outside Yang Yesheng? It's unbelievable. Xiaoxue doesn't have such a character, this Yang Yesheng, what kind of drug did Xiaoxue give, it's just like the brainwashing of pyramid schemes.

After Yang Yesheng heard it, he secretly laughed, hey, you want to fight with me, you are still young, if it is not for your father, your mother, and your brother's sake, I will definitely fuck you too.

Now, Kong Yu also wanted to give up, but he didn't want to bow his head to Yang Yesheng, and felt conflicted.At this time, two police cars drove over suddenly. Team Chen looked at it and sighed, "Oh, I didn't expect them to send the breathalyzer again, Mr. Yang, it's getting late, why don't you go first , I will persuade Kong Yu."