Fengshenzhi, I didn't want to fall in love with Nuwa

Chapter 1

Chaoge City.

Nine halls.

Zi Shou sat on the dragon chair, looked at the trembling civil and military ministers on both sides, and sighed in his heart:

"Grandma, why did you become King Zhou through time travel?"

No matter how bad it is for others to travel through time, they are also the master of Tongtian, the son of Yuanshi Tianzun, or the apprentice of the Supreme Lord, but he himself is better, and he travels through time to become the violent and innocent king Zhou.

Well, the one who died miserably in the end.

Zishou felt God's full malice.

"It is detected that the host is a traverser, and the tyrant system is successfully bound!"

"The initial task has been generated: ask the host to confess to a woman within 24 hours and gain her favor."

"Reward: Nine-turn Xuanyuan Kung Fu! Yin Shang Qi Luck +500."

"Note: If the task fails, the system will send the host back to the original world, uninstall the system forcibly, and erase the memory of this time travel!"

Zishou:? ? ?

system?

Standard equipment for traversers?

Hit yourself with the nine-turn Xuanyuan Kungfu at the beginning?Treacherous and inhumane!

Return to the original world if you fail?

How would it be better to go back to the original world and be a tyrant who ended up miserable in the Conferred God World?

Lao Tzu's dream is to eat and wait for death, to play vibrato, to watch slow hands, to see long legs! ! !

and many more……

If the task fails, the cheat will be uninstalled?

Thank you then!Get out now!

A smile appeared on Zishou's face.

Then as long as I don't find someone to confess to, it's all right?Waiting for 24 hours to pass and returning to the original world after the mission fails, it will be a joy!

"Drip! The host of this task must perform it!"

The system's warning then sounded.

Zishou sneered in his heart, sure enough, he had to carry out the task, how could the emperor of Yin Shang confess to which woman would he succeed?

The system wants to destroy me so much!

"Your Majesty, Shang Rong has something to announce! Your Majesty, today is March [-]th, which is the birthday of Empress Nuwa, please come to Nuwa Palace to make incense!"

An old minister flashed below, but it was the Prime Minister Shang Rong.

Zishou narrowed his eyes.

Hey?

Nu Wa palace to drop incense?

In the original book, it was in the Nuwa Palace that King Zhou wrote obscene poems to express his love to the Nuwa Empress, which led to the demise of the Shang Dynasty.

This opened the prelude to the demise of Yin Shang?

The child touched his chin.

Offering incense... writing poems...

That would be great!

"Zhun Aiqing Memorial! Prepare the lonely imperial chariot, and go to Nuwa Palace to offer incense." Zi Shou said lightly.

Uninstall the system and go back to the original world, let's start with the inscription of obscene poems in Nuwa Palace~!

The system is so desperate to kill me!The tyrant system, as soon as you hear the name, you know it is not a serious system~!

Although the system released a task that was almost impossible to complete, Zishou still thought of a way.

That is to confess to Nuwa.

As the mother of the human race, one of the six great saints.

Knowing that one of the people I created had the audacity to confess to her, he would definitely be furious...

Ha ha!

system?

Just let it roll away~!

Soon, civil and military officials were ready.

Zishou rode on a chariot, accompanied by hundreds of civil and military officials, three thousand cavalry, eight hundred imperial soldiers, and Huang Feihu, the king of Wucheng, escorted him to the Nuwa Palace to offer incense.

Along the way, people burn incense and light fires in their homes, and decorate and lay carpets in every household, which is extremely lively.

Zishou led all the civil and military officials into the Nuwa Palace, and after the worship was over.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew up and rolled up the curtains in Nuwa's palace, revealing the statue of Nuwa.

Nuwa's holy statue is really carved with a beautiful appearance and a graceful appearance.

Just like the fairy in the Rui Palace descending to the mortal world, Chang'e in the Moon Palace descended to the world lightly, she is really beautiful and beautiful.

Even though Zishou had seen all kinds of long-legged girls in Douyin in his previous life, he couldn't help being a little crazy when he faced the stone statue of Nuwa.

"What a beautiful beauty..."

Zishou swallowed his saliva, with an expression of admiration on his face, and walked towards the statue of Nuwa step by step: "Lonely and noble as the son of heaven, rich all over the world, even though there are three palaces and six courtyards, they are not so stunning..."

"Come on, get a pen!"

The civil and military officials beside him frowned, His Majesty, this is...

"This Empress Nuwa is so beautiful and moving, I just want to write a poem to let the world know my love for Empress Nuwa!"

After Zishou finished speaking, he took the pen handed over by the driver's officer, and wrote a poem on the powder wall of the palace.

The minister of civil and military affairs next to him looked at the poem written by His Majesty, and looked at each other in blank dismay, all speechless.

I saw the words written on the powder wall:

"The Fengluan treasure tent is very beautiful, full of exquisite makeup.

Ququ distant mountains fly green, dancing sleeves and reflecting the clouds.

The pear blossoms bring rain to compete for beauty, and the peony cages are full of smoke and make-up,

But if you are enchanting, you can move, and you can take back Changle to serve the king. "

After finishing writing, Zi Shou thought about it, picked up the pen again, crossed it out, and wrote it again later...

"I like snow in winter, rain in summer, and the lovely you."

hiss!

The civil and military officials who had just breathed a sigh of relief couldn't help but gasped, and stared at the obscene poems with wide eyes.

Your Majesty, this is...

are you crazy?

at this time.

Taisu Tianwa Palace.

Nuwa suddenly raised her head, her pretty face was cold, she stared at Zishou who was intoxicated in front of the statue, and then looked at the writing on the whitewashed wall.

I like snow in winter, rain in summer, and the cute you?

"Cute me? Huh?!"

……

In the Nuwa Palace.

The sub-recipient pen continued to write.

"Mountains, rivers, sun and moon cannot enter my eyes. If you stare into my eyes, you will find only you."

Empress Nuwa:? ?

"I like you, please stay with me! Zi Shou Ti!"

Empress Nuwa:? ? ?

Throwing away the brush, Zi Shou looked at his twisted handwriting with satisfaction.

Not bad, this is a confession!

Well, wait for the system to uninstall online!

……

Looking at the crooked handwriting on the whitewashed wall, the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs was speechless.

"Your Majesty!" Shang Rong was the first to come out, "Nuwa is the righteous god of ancient times, the blessed Lord of Chaosong. Now your Majesty composes poems, blaspheming Wei's sages, without any sincerity. If you offend Nuwa Empress If you offend the Holy Spirit, I'm afraid...I'm afraid...Your Majesty, please wash him with water, lest the people in the world will see it, and rumors spread that the Holy One has no virtue!"

After finishing speaking, the tearful Shang Rong wiped his eyes and bowed down.

Seeing this, civil and military officials also bowed down one after another.

Ok?

Wash it with water?I don't!

The corner of Zishou's mouth curled up, he waved his hand and said, "Okay, Empress Nuwa is so beautiful, Gu, I really fell in love with her."

"Do you know what the furthest distance in the world is? It's not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of Nuwa, but Nuwa doesn't know that I love her! Gu, since you like someone, what's the point of professing your love?" wrong?"

"Okay, go back to the palace!"

After finishing speaking, Zishou waved his hand and walked out of the Nuwa Palace, leaving behind the civil and military officials who were stunned in place, looking at each other.

It's right to like someone, but your Majesty, you are rebelling against the color~!

Or the empress Nuwa who confessed her love...

Wa Palace.

"Yin Shou has no way to fool the king! I don't want to cultivate my morality to protect the world; now I don't fear the sky, and chant poems to insult me!"

The dress on Nu Wa's body moved in the absence of wind, and the entire Wa Palace shook.

"Damn, hate! How dare you call me cute!!!"