Fengshenzhi, I didn't want to fall in love with Nuwa
Chapter 22 Are You All Playing Lao Tzu?
"What good news?" Zishou took a deep breath to calm himself down.
"My lord, I have successfully completed the task, and the baby I have brought back!" You Hun's voice was full of pride and joy.
Zishou: ...
Brother, what's the matter?
You take me for a fool, don't you?
How long did it take you to bring me back from such a long distance?
"Your Majesty is really clever. A baby was born in a thunderstorm in Yanshan. Thanks to General Yuan, he brought the baby back!" You Hun said joyfully.
Zishou:?
and many more,
General Yuan?Yuan Hong?
What's the matter with Yuan Hong?
"what happened?"
Zishou took a deep breath, calm down, must calm down!
"My Majesty, when I set off yesterday, I told General Yuan about what the King ordered. General Yuan felt that the matter was of great importance, and he and I rushed on the road overnight. General Yuan arrived at Yanshan first, but he did not expect to find a baby."
You Hun was in a good mood and spoke very fast.
"Fortunately, General Yuan arrived first, otherwise it would be difficult to complete the task of the king."
Zishou:?
No, when did I let you go with Yuan Hong?
When did you dogs walk together?
"Where is the child? Where is it?" Zi Shou asked with a gloomy face.
"General Yuan is holding the baby and waiting outside the hall." You Hun said.
"Announce him in."
"Yuan Hong pays homage to the king, long live the king." Yuan Hong walked into the hall to salute, holding a baby in his arms.
The baby was in a strange place, but he didn't cry or make a fuss, and looked around curiously with his big eyes open.
"My lord, this son was found in a tomb in Yanshan that was split open by lightning. He is a general from the sky. He will surely achieve a lot in the future. Thanks to your majesty's ingenious calculation, I know that a general will be born in Yanshan!" Yuan Hong said. .
"My minister proposes that if this son is cultivated well, he will be the pillar of my court song in the future!"
"I look at this baby, his luck is overwhelming, he is indeed a star." Huang Feihu also said.
Zishou: ...
He understood that one or two of these things were dogs!
The kind who would not be reconciled to not killing himself!
Did I ask you to call Yuan Hong over?
Although he wanted to hack You Hun to death, Zi Shou still put on a very happy expression: "In that case, send this baby to the Central Palace and give it to Empress Jiang to raise it!"
"Your Majesty is truly a benevolent king! When this son grows up, I can teach him spells. He must be rewarded to become a pillar of a great merchant!" Yuan Hong said confidently.
Zishou: "..."
Are you fucking dog licking?
At this fleeting moment, Zishou understood one thing, this Yuan Hong cannot stay!
It was because of this Yuan Hong that Fei Zhong beat Beihai last time, and this time he brought Lei Zhenzi back for no apparent reason. This "timed bomb" must be arranged!
Otherwise, if you stay by your side, you don't know what you will do!
Only then did Zi Shou remember how good Fei Zhongyou was. Although he was a sycophant and a dog licker, at least he was good for nothing except licking himself!
And this Yuan Hong is not only a dog licker, but also has the strength to ride a horse!Who can stand this!
"Okay, let's send this baby to the Central Palace and give it to Empress Jiang!" Zishou waved his hand expressionlessly.
At this moment, the Meridian Gate official said: "Outside the hall, Yun Zhongzi is waiting for the order."
Zishou: ...
What the hell is this cloud neutron doing again!
Do you bother him?
"No... Forget it, let him in." Zishou said with a blank expression.
"Your Majesty, the poor Taoist leader is over." Yun Zhongzi came to the Nine Halls with ease, glanced around, and immediately found that there was an unfathomable master in the hall.
I was surprised in my heart, it has only been a few days, and Di Xin has an extra master by his side?
However, it was changed by the demon.
It seems that this is the person who carried Jiang Xing away last night.
"Yun Zhongzi, what are you doing here?" Zi Shou asked.
"Pindao came from Yanshan. Last night after the rain and thunder in Yanshan, the star appeared. Pindao originally wanted to take this baby back to Zhongnan Mountain and take him as an apprentice. I didn't want this baby to be carried to Chaoge, so Pindao didn't hesitate He came from thousands of miles to look for generals." Yun Zhongzi replied, "Can I let Pindao take a look at this child?"
Zishou nodded to Yuan Hong, and Yuan Hong said, "Go on."
"General Xing, it really is General Xing." Yun Zhongzi hugged the child and sighed, "Your Majesty, Pindao wants to accept this child as his apprentice, what do you think?"
Zishou's eyes lit up, "Oh, take it with the Taoist priest, it doesn't matter."
Yun Zhongzi continued: "Then the poor Taoist will accept this boy as his apprentice, named after Lei Zhen. Please keep the king in the palace, and the poor Taoist will come to teach him martial arts and Taoism once every three or five days. Is this possible?"
Zishou: "..."
Why?Why don't you just take it away?
"If I grow up with you..."
"Your Majesty, I think this Taoist priest has a lot of knowledge, and this move is also feasible. This baby is still young, so I will entrust it to the harem to raise it. It just so happens that the two princes of Yinjiao, Yinhong, have been pestering me to learn martial arts recently, so I can also let this The Taoist master teaches Taoism." Huang Feihu said.
Zishou: "..."
"In that case, follow the words of King Wucheng!" Zishou waved his hand, and said with a bad expression, "Yun Zhongzi, what kind of official do you want me to appoint you as?"
"Your Majesty will never give up. I don't know how to govern the country in Anbang. I don't need to be appointed as an official." Yun Zhongzi retorted, "Pindao will come to teach martial arts in three to five days."
"Okay, that's it, let's retreat!" Zishou waved his hand, turned and left Jiujiandian.
When leaving the Nine Halls, the system's voice rang.
"The mission has been completed, intercept Hu Jichang!"
"The rewards have been distributed! The modern villa of 500 square meters will be realized after tonight!"
Zishou: ...
special,
Do you dare to judge the mission as a failure?
……
After handing Lei Zhenzi over to Empress Jiang to raise him, Zishou discovered that there was indeed a three-story villa next to the Zhaixing Building early in the morning of the second day.
Walking into the villa under the protection of the attendant, the sofa and bed are complete, if there is something missing, I am afraid that there will be a missing hostess.
Zishou sat on the sofa, thinking about what to do next in his mind. The eight hundred princes in the world are almost here, and some tasks may be triggered by then.
Hey, I have to say, this sofa is really comfortable!
How about accepting your fate?It's nice to stay here too.
"System, how much is Yin Shang Qi Luck worth now?" Zishou asked in his heart.
"Yin Shang's current luck value is 7900." The system replied with a cold synthesized voice.
Zi Shou touched his chin, the luck value is quite high!
"What about Western Zhou?"
"Western Zhou has a saint asylum, and the current luck value is 49340 (still rising)"
Zishou: "..."
Zishou shook his head violently.
The luck of nearly [-], the f*cking wealthy businessman is less than [-]!
no!This system must be uninstalled!
Otherwise, I will kill Western Zhou sooner or later!
……
Besides, after Xibo Hou Jichang left Yanshan, he entered Wuguan and passed through Mianchi County to enter Chaoge, and came to Jintingguan post where the princes rested.
At this time, the other princes of the three routes also arrived at the post, and after Xibohou and the princes of the three routes greeted each other, they went upstairs to talk together.
Outside the posthouse, Bo Yikao looked in the direction of the palace and murmured: "Daji..."
"My lord, I have successfully completed the task, and the baby I have brought back!" You Hun's voice was full of pride and joy.
Zishou: ...
Brother, what's the matter?
You take me for a fool, don't you?
How long did it take you to bring me back from such a long distance?
"Your Majesty is really clever. A baby was born in a thunderstorm in Yanshan. Thanks to General Yuan, he brought the baby back!" You Hun said joyfully.
Zishou:?
and many more,
General Yuan?Yuan Hong?
What's the matter with Yuan Hong?
"what happened?"
Zishou took a deep breath, calm down, must calm down!
"My Majesty, when I set off yesterday, I told General Yuan about what the King ordered. General Yuan felt that the matter was of great importance, and he and I rushed on the road overnight. General Yuan arrived at Yanshan first, but he did not expect to find a baby."
You Hun was in a good mood and spoke very fast.
"Fortunately, General Yuan arrived first, otherwise it would be difficult to complete the task of the king."
Zishou:?
No, when did I let you go with Yuan Hong?
When did you dogs walk together?
"Where is the child? Where is it?" Zi Shou asked with a gloomy face.
"General Yuan is holding the baby and waiting outside the hall." You Hun said.
"Announce him in."
"Yuan Hong pays homage to the king, long live the king." Yuan Hong walked into the hall to salute, holding a baby in his arms.
The baby was in a strange place, but he didn't cry or make a fuss, and looked around curiously with his big eyes open.
"My lord, this son was found in a tomb in Yanshan that was split open by lightning. He is a general from the sky. He will surely achieve a lot in the future. Thanks to your majesty's ingenious calculation, I know that a general will be born in Yanshan!" Yuan Hong said. .
"My minister proposes that if this son is cultivated well, he will be the pillar of my court song in the future!"
"I look at this baby, his luck is overwhelming, he is indeed a star." Huang Feihu also said.
Zishou: ...
He understood that one or two of these things were dogs!
The kind who would not be reconciled to not killing himself!
Did I ask you to call Yuan Hong over?
Although he wanted to hack You Hun to death, Zi Shou still put on a very happy expression: "In that case, send this baby to the Central Palace and give it to Empress Jiang to raise it!"
"Your Majesty is truly a benevolent king! When this son grows up, I can teach him spells. He must be rewarded to become a pillar of a great merchant!" Yuan Hong said confidently.
Zishou: "..."
Are you fucking dog licking?
At this fleeting moment, Zishou understood one thing, this Yuan Hong cannot stay!
It was because of this Yuan Hong that Fei Zhong beat Beihai last time, and this time he brought Lei Zhenzi back for no apparent reason. This "timed bomb" must be arranged!
Otherwise, if you stay by your side, you don't know what you will do!
Only then did Zi Shou remember how good Fei Zhongyou was. Although he was a sycophant and a dog licker, at least he was good for nothing except licking himself!
And this Yuan Hong is not only a dog licker, but also has the strength to ride a horse!Who can stand this!
"Okay, let's send this baby to the Central Palace and give it to Empress Jiang!" Zishou waved his hand expressionlessly.
At this moment, the Meridian Gate official said: "Outside the hall, Yun Zhongzi is waiting for the order."
Zishou: ...
What the hell is this cloud neutron doing again!
Do you bother him?
"No... Forget it, let him in." Zishou said with a blank expression.
"Your Majesty, the poor Taoist leader is over." Yun Zhongzi came to the Nine Halls with ease, glanced around, and immediately found that there was an unfathomable master in the hall.
I was surprised in my heart, it has only been a few days, and Di Xin has an extra master by his side?
However, it was changed by the demon.
It seems that this is the person who carried Jiang Xing away last night.
"Yun Zhongzi, what are you doing here?" Zi Shou asked.
"Pindao came from Yanshan. Last night after the rain and thunder in Yanshan, the star appeared. Pindao originally wanted to take this baby back to Zhongnan Mountain and take him as an apprentice. I didn't want this baby to be carried to Chaoge, so Pindao didn't hesitate He came from thousands of miles to look for generals." Yun Zhongzi replied, "Can I let Pindao take a look at this child?"
Zishou nodded to Yuan Hong, and Yuan Hong said, "Go on."
"General Xing, it really is General Xing." Yun Zhongzi hugged the child and sighed, "Your Majesty, Pindao wants to accept this child as his apprentice, what do you think?"
Zishou's eyes lit up, "Oh, take it with the Taoist priest, it doesn't matter."
Yun Zhongzi continued: "Then the poor Taoist will accept this boy as his apprentice, named after Lei Zhen. Please keep the king in the palace, and the poor Taoist will come to teach him martial arts and Taoism once every three or five days. Is this possible?"
Zishou: "..."
Why?Why don't you just take it away?
"If I grow up with you..."
"Your Majesty, I think this Taoist priest has a lot of knowledge, and this move is also feasible. This baby is still young, so I will entrust it to the harem to raise it. It just so happens that the two princes of Yinjiao, Yinhong, have been pestering me to learn martial arts recently, so I can also let this The Taoist master teaches Taoism." Huang Feihu said.
Zishou: "..."
"In that case, follow the words of King Wucheng!" Zishou waved his hand, and said with a bad expression, "Yun Zhongzi, what kind of official do you want me to appoint you as?"
"Your Majesty will never give up. I don't know how to govern the country in Anbang. I don't need to be appointed as an official." Yun Zhongzi retorted, "Pindao will come to teach martial arts in three to five days."
"Okay, that's it, let's retreat!" Zishou waved his hand, turned and left Jiujiandian.
When leaving the Nine Halls, the system's voice rang.
"The mission has been completed, intercept Hu Jichang!"
"The rewards have been distributed! The modern villa of 500 square meters will be realized after tonight!"
Zishou: ...
special,
Do you dare to judge the mission as a failure?
……
After handing Lei Zhenzi over to Empress Jiang to raise him, Zishou discovered that there was indeed a three-story villa next to the Zhaixing Building early in the morning of the second day.
Walking into the villa under the protection of the attendant, the sofa and bed are complete, if there is something missing, I am afraid that there will be a missing hostess.
Zishou sat on the sofa, thinking about what to do next in his mind. The eight hundred princes in the world are almost here, and some tasks may be triggered by then.
Hey, I have to say, this sofa is really comfortable!
How about accepting your fate?It's nice to stay here too.
"System, how much is Yin Shang Qi Luck worth now?" Zishou asked in his heart.
"Yin Shang's current luck value is 7900." The system replied with a cold synthesized voice.
Zi Shou touched his chin, the luck value is quite high!
"What about Western Zhou?"
"Western Zhou has a saint asylum, and the current luck value is 49340 (still rising)"
Zishou: "..."
Zishou shook his head violently.
The luck of nearly [-], the f*cking wealthy businessman is less than [-]!
no!This system must be uninstalled!
Otherwise, I will kill Western Zhou sooner or later!
……
Besides, after Xibo Hou Jichang left Yanshan, he entered Wuguan and passed through Mianchi County to enter Chaoge, and came to Jintingguan post where the princes rested.
At this time, the other princes of the three routes also arrived at the post, and after Xibohou and the princes of the three routes greeted each other, they went upstairs to talk together.
Outside the posthouse, Bo Yikao looked in the direction of the palace and murmured: "Daji..."
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