Merry students roam the campus

These three people are not good birds, and usually like to listen to dirty jokes.But at this moment, the situation is urgent, and if it is on the shelves, who has time to think about it?Seeing Chen Ming's murderous eyes and the "Eighteen Bronze Men" behind him, I was so scared that I almost peed out.My mind was thinking quickly, but there was nothing but a blank.

Chen Ming's whip came down immediately, and hit Wang Zifu's back, causing the fellow to yell "Mother" in pain.There was a bloody gash on the clothes on his back, and the worst part was that Chen Ming, a shameless guy, only brought it after being dipped in pepper water.

"It's up to you to talk first! Hurry up, I'll give you ten seconds, or I'll give you the second whip!" Chen Ming said coldly. Wang Zifu just wanted to scold his mother, but the whip hurt too much. .But when he saw the smirking "Eighteen Bronze Man" behind Chen Ming, his mother-in-law words came to his lips, and he swallowed them again.

Immediately, this guy was thinking tremblingly, while Chen Ming over there was counting down the seconds.When the countdown reached three, the guy hurriedly shouted anxiously: "I...I thought of it, I thought of it."

"Hurry up!" Chen Ming shouted.

Immediately, this guy was trembling, and he said a joke: "The director and the section chief took the elevator together. After farting, the bureau chief said to the section chief: You farted! The section chief said: I didn't fart. Soon the section chief was arrested. Removal. The director said at the meeting: I can't afford to take care of big things, so what use are you for?"

This joke was quite good, a group of mountain barbarians laughed, and this prince Fu Gang thought that he had finally passed the test.Unexpectedly, Chen Ming came over with a whip, the pain made his face twisted, and he rolled around on the ground grinning.Dissatisfied shouted: "Why hit me, they all laughed!"

"I didn't laugh!" Chen Ming said shamelessly with a cold face, "I said it was someone from this house!"

"Damn! You're fucking cheating!"

As soon as Wang Zifu finished speaking, he snapped his fingers and said, "Shaolin Eighteen Bronze Men! Drink!"

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"The butcher was fined 4000 yuan for prostitution and a receipt was issued. One day the butcher and his wife found this receipt, they only knew 4000 yuan but did not know the word 'whoring j', and asked the butcher: Why is the fine 4000 yuan? The butcher replied: I am punished by injecting water into the meat !" After Zhang Yang's joke was finished, everyone laughed; even Chen Ming was no exception.This guy breathed a sigh of relief, but the next moment, there was a scream, "I'm a mother!"

Chen Ming held the whip and looked at Fei Du, who was writhing in pain and writhing on the ground; the latter shouted dissatisfiedly: "They laughed, and you laughed too! Why are you still whipping me?" "Because they didn't Laugh! I said it, the people in this room." Chen Ming said shamelessly again.These two people of course refer to Fei Du and Wang Zifu.

The jaws of the two of them almost fell to the ground, and they thought it was a fucking thing!It would be strange for anyone to be able to laugh if they were in a different situation.

"The gangster broke into the house and raped the woman. The woman resisted to the death. When the husband came back from the field and saw his wife was suppressed by the gangster, he picked up the shovel and beat him furiously. The wife scolded: "Damn it, I resisted for a long time, but you gave it to me with a shovel." It's taken in." After saying Fei Du's joke, everyone burst into laughter. However, this guy still took a whip and grinned in pain.

Seeing that bastard didn't smile?Even Wang Zifu showed a smile uglier than crying in order to wait for himself not to eat the whip.However, Zhang Yang was the only one who didn't smile, it turned out that that guy was "revenge" on himself just now, and Fei Du was miserable.

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