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[Volume 1] Chapter 2776: Get a pose, do it again 7

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"A nun felt unwell and went to the hospital for an examination. The nurse mistakenly gave her the pregnancy test report. After reading the report, the nun looked up to the sky and sighed: "I can't even trust carrots these days. After Wang Zifu finished speaking, everyone present laughed.

"A woman with small breasts is difficult to marry. During the blind date, the man asked if there is a steamed bun? " Zhang Yang said, although Fei Du really wanted to get revenge. But he is a smart man, so he still smiled approvingly.

"A farmer made a deal with a girl. The woman said ¥[-] for the bed, ¥[-] for the chair, and ¥[-] for the grass. The farmer threw out ¥[-]. *Smiled and said that Mr. is very romantic. The farmer said: "Fairy fart, the grass is five times . "Of course, seeing that Fei Du didn't care about the past, Zhang Yang also laughed along with him.

Two ladies were complaining about the crowded buses, which made them miserable. One said: "I am so unlucky! I was squeezed on the bus and had a miscarriage." The other said: "I am so unlucky! On the bus I was squeezed so hard I was pregnant."

A man went to a hospital and asked her the price. The woman replied: 50 yuan. The man saw that it was cheap, so he did it. The woman said: Please pay 100 yuan. The man asked why. The woman answered 50 yuan each. Yes □□ ah, but also two-way charges!

The Beijing-Kowloon Railway was opened to traffic, and farmers along the line watched it. A female passenger on the train was on her period. After changing the paper, she still went out of the window. The paper was stuck on a farmer's face. It can make your nose bleed!!

One day, a monk met a nun and made a pair of couplets: The first couplet: nothing to do during the day. The second couplet: nothing to hang at night. The horizontal comment: nothing to do! The nun to the upper couplet: the sky is empty during the day. The second couplet: the hole is empty at night. The horizontal comment: Respond to every request (ball).

The father took his son to take a bath, and the floor was very slippery. When the son was about to slip, he grabbed his father's genitals and kept him from falling. The father scolded, "It's lucky that he came with me, and he wants to come with you￥Mom, but you will die!"

A student studying in the United States visited relatives and went home to brag: American factories have advanced technology, live pigs are sent in, and sausages are released!His father was very angry when he saw that he worshiped foreigners and said: I am more powerful than your mother. I put sausages in, and the ones that come out are live pigs!

A woman talks about her husband's sexual ability. A: Well, mine is like a bill collector, once a month. B: My husband is like a leaflet delivery person, just plug it in. C: How are you, my hole is like The milkman left it at the door and left.

The twins were chatting in the mother's womb. The eldest said: Dad is good, he often sticks his head out to see us. He just doesn't care about hygiene, and he spits out and leaves. The second child said: It's better to be the uncle next door. He put the sputum in a bag after spitting Walk.

A migrant worker was unable to pass stool and went to the hospital for an examination. After the examination, the doctor prescribed a prescription for him. When the migrant worker went to the medicine pick-up area, he saw that it was a roll of toilet paper. He was puzzled. The doctor said: Don’t wipe your butt with cement bags anymore.

A [-]-year-old man and a young lady died of sexual excitement due to excessive ejaculation.The family refused to accept and took the lady to court.The judge called for a forensic autopsy to find out why.After the forensic autopsy, the next conclusion: Comfortable to death!

The two dung beetles were discussing the welfare lottery, and A said: If I win the jackpot, I will buy all the toilets in a radius of 50 miles, and I can eat enough every day!B said: You are too vulgar!If I win the grand prize, I will hire a living person and eat fresh every day!

After a wedding night in a bachelor's bridal chamber, the bride came out with difficulty leaning on the wall, and scolded: "Liar, he said he had 30 years of savings, I thought it was money!!"