march to victory

"Ha! Ha! Xiao Zhang, I really can't help you with this job, you can figure it out yourself."

Unexpectedly, after the chief of staff listened to it, he laughed. The joke was not like a joke, and the help was not like a help.

Naturally, such a good staff member cannot be let go.

Zhang Qingshan stopped him and begged: "Chief of Staff, I'm your soldier now, you can't just ignore death, can you?"

"Marriage is a great thing. It is one of the four great joys in life. How can you say that you are dead... Uh~! You mean you want to borrow money from me?"

Zhang Qingshan was taken aback, then overjoyed: Yes!Although now I have no military power and no money, but I have connections!If you ask them to borrow some, you still don't believe it, and you can't buy a gift in the market like the town... Of course, you have to go to Xueqin or Qin Fang at night to find out what kind of gift these 'rent collectors' want in return.

Immediately he nodded his head like a woodpecker.

The chief of staff thought for a while, then glanced at Zhang Qingshan, seeing that Zhang Qingshan smiled even more obsequiously, he also nodded with a smile, then stretched out his right hand, pinched his middle finger and index finger, and looked at Zhang Qingshan with a smile.

Zhang Qingshan was very polite and quickly took out his cigarette, respected him, and kindly helped him light his cigarette.He also asked casually: "Chief of Staff, how much can you lend me? Don't worry, I'm just short of money for a while. When I'm done with my busy time, I will try my best to return it to you with interest."

After taking a puff of cigarette happily, the chief of staff looked at Zhang Qingshan who was looking forward to it, and said to Zhang Qingshan with a smile on his face: "Xiao Zhang! No matter how much you want to borrow, I can agree, but the problem is that I am now fully Apart from the half pack of cigarettes in your pocket, Shangxia doesn’t have a single coin, what do you want me to lend you?”

"I..." Zhang Qingshan was startled and angry, and looked at the chief of staff who was walking forward with a cigarette in his mouth speechless. He turned his head and nodded to himself with a smile. Being abducted by him along the way for a cigarette, I was so aggrieved that I almost shed tears.

However, Zhang Qingshan is not easy to deal with, since he was played by the chief of staff, he has a target to vent his heart.

Hurry up and catch up.

"Chief of Staff, I'm your soldier after all, you can't leave me alone, can you?"

"Of course I have to take care of it, but I can't do it!"

"Then you have to keep your word, right?"

"Naturally!" The chief of staff turned his head to look at Zhang Qingshan, and asked suspiciously, "Is there anything I don't care about?"

"Yes!" Zhang Qingshan nodded affirmatively, but quickly shouted in his mouth: "Chief of Staff, when I reported to you in the morning, you not only asked me about my difficulties at work, but also about my difficulties in life. What is the difficulty? I said at the time that I was short of an experienced supervisor for my marriage. At that time, you slapped your chest loudly and shouted that you not only wanted to give me a generous gift, but also insisted on recommending yourself I said that I have a lot of experience in this area, and I don't want to think about anything else, just be the bridegroom's official with peace of mind, and you will take care of everything else..."

Zhang Qingshan's voice became louder and louder, and the chief of staff was already 'speechless' from shock, and couldn't even take a step...According to the custom, the chief officer not only has to unify the preparation and process of the wedding, but also has to Help to solve the problem, and Zhang Qingshan's meaning is obvious, the chief of staff has covered everything, so there is nothing to say-this huge shit bowl was immediately buckled on the head of the chief of staff.

Seeing the surprised and angry expression of the chief of staff, Zhang Qingshan was overjoyed: I will let you fool me again, I will let you hit me with another cigarette, hum!snort!Do you think I won't play tricks?Let me tell you, you don't want to smoke this cigarette with peace of mind today, even if I rely on you, I will rely on you, let's see what you can do with me.

Thinking this way in his heart, his mouth was not idle at all: "Chief of staff, you are one of the main leaders of our division, you can't take your word for it, right? Otherwise, what will you do with our little soldiers in the future?" ? What do comrades from other divisions think of us?"

The chief of staff never expected that he was just inquiring about gossip out of curiosity, and knocked on Zhang Qingshan for a cigarette on a whim, and was actually taken in by this little trickster.

Looking at the smiling Zhang Qingshan and looking at the curious eyes of the soldiers around him, the staff officer at this moment finally experienced what it is like to be a dumb man eating Coptis chinensis—a pain that cannot be explained.

But before he could refute, another guy who made trouble came.

I saw Commander Liu Yongjiang coming on horseback with a few comrades, got off the horse and said to the Chief of Staff, "Old Wang, I'm looking for you... Hey~! Old Wang, why do you look so ugly? Are you feeling unwell? "

Then he touched the chief of staff's forehead, and saw that the chief of staff surprisingly didn't wave his hand away, but just stood there in a daze, his finger pointing at Zhang Qingshan trembling slightly, but his eyes were very complex.He also looked at Zhang Qingshan curiously, and asked: "Xiao Zhang, what did you do to make people and gods angry? You made the chief of staff angry. Tell me, what's going on?"

"Teacher, you have misunderstood me. The chief of staff is not angry, but is trying to help me find a way. I used my brain too much, and I was frightened."

These words are a bit contradictory, but they successfully aroused Liu Yongjiang's curiosity: "Scared? Tell me, how do you startle?"

Before Zhang Qingshan could speak, the chief of staff came back to his senses.Pointing at Zhang Qingshan angrily, he said to Liu Yongjiang: "Look, the soldiers these days are more lawless than the other, and they are all molesting me...Damn it, can I hide from you if you can't provoke me?" ? Can’t I leave?”

But Liu Yongjiang became more and more curious: he knows the ability of his old partner very clearly. Not only in military affairs, but also in daily life, he is also three points smarter than a ghost. It is extremely rare to let his old partner be deflated. How could it be so easy? let go?

"Old Wang, Lao Wang, don't get angry~! Is there anything you can't talk about? Besides, Xiao Zhang is also your soldier. If it doesn't work, you can still kick him... Don't look at me like that, I approve, you If you want to beat other soldiers, it is a violation of discipline, but this shameless bastard in front of you, you want to beat and kick, I promise you will be fine. If it doesn't work, I will kick you for you... Don't go, don't go, talk, brother, I will host it for you justice."

As he spoke, he still refused to blink at Zhang Qingshan, and winked vigorously, but he said angrily: "Zhang Qingshan, tell me honestly, what mistakes did you make, I see that you made Lao Wang angry... ... If you want to tell half a lie today, I will kick you to death first, you bastard."

Why is the chief of staff in such a hurry to leave?It's really not angry, because he usually has no airs with anyone, even he can squeeze together and chat all night with the gang leader, but the crux of the problem now is: he is eager to break the shit bowl that Zhang Qingshan gave him.Especially when he saw Liu Yongjiang coming to his door, he naturally wanted to leave early so that Zhang Qingshan could put this shit on Liu Yongjiang's head.You know, these 28 return gifts are not so easy to pass away. If you get bitten, you will definitely feel bad for him.The point is that he doesn't have that much money, but once Zhang Qingshan bites him, he can't do without taking it out, but where do you ask him to get so much money?Therefore, his choice is very wise: just walk away, and before this shit pot is put on Liu Yongjiang or someone else, he will not bring up this topic with Zhang Qingshan even if he is killed, so as not to ask for trouble and cause trouble for himself .

Now, as soon as Liu Yongjiang mentioned this matter, and he still clung to him, he knew he couldn't leave.

The lesser of two evils!

Therefore, he immediately blinked at Zhang Qingshan, the wink almost turned into a throwing knife to poke.

But he just forgot that he not only made fun of Zhang Qingshan earlier, but also took the opportunity to knock Zhang Qingshan away with a cigarette, and Zhang Qingshan had already put the pot on his head. Zhang Qingshan suddenly changed his position, is that possible?

Zhang Qingshan first talked about Qin Fang's 28 sisters wanting to be bridesmaids and returning the gift with satisfaction, then he talked nonsense about the chief of staff's promise to give him the position of chief officer, and then euphemistically said that the chief of staff thought it was not difficult before, so he was full of words I agreed, but now when I heard that it was a little difficult, I started to back off, and my words didn't count.In the end, I asked the teacher to decide for himself: "Master, tell me, what should I do?"

What Zhang Qingshan said to the chief of staff this morning, Liu Yongjiang knew very well - Zhang Qingshan was full of complaints at the time, all because he felt that the chief of staff gave him a blow, and it had nothing to do with returning the gift.

Now, Zhang Qingshan is biting the chief of staff and insists on putting this shit bowl on the head of the chief of staff. It is obvious that Zhang Qingshan has nothing to do, so he went to the doctor in a hurry and sent himself to the door The chief of staff took the blame.

Firstly, it was a private matter among comrades, and it was not a big deal; secondly, he hadn’t seen the chief of staff slumped for a long time; thirdly, he didn’t want to free the chief of staff, but he was caught in it.

So, upon hearing that Zhang Qingshan's threat was not like a threat, and asking for advice was not like asking for advice, he immediately patted the chief of staff on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Old Wang, I told you a long time ago that this guy is a vengeful one. He’s also very stingy. Look, you just smoked him a cigarette, and he wants you to pay him back hundreds of times, hey~! You can figure it out, my stomach hurts a little, go to the front to solve it gone."

After speaking, Liu Yongjiang clutched his stomach and disappeared with a few comrades.

The chief of staff never expected that Liu Yongjiang would use urine to escape, but he knew very well in his heart that Liu Yongjiang was saying to him: Don't look at Zhang Qingshan who just came to the division, but he is also a hob, old man. Wang, be careful, buddy won't ask for trouble.

Looking at Zhang Qingshan with a serious face, he asked in a deep voice: "Does your kid have to rely on me today?"

Seeing that there were only the two of them left, Zhang Qingshan immediately put on a playful smile again, especially when he heard the chief of staff's bad tone, he naturally smiled even more flatteringly.Carefully said: "Chief of staff, let me tell you the truth. You see, among the leaders I know well, the teacher promised to be my wedding witness, and the head of the regiment Tian Jingshan promised to be the officiant for me. Both of them are helpful. If you don't get involved, wouldn't I have offended you, Xiao Zhang? Therefore, I have no choice but to beg you with a thick skin... Everyone knows that you are a great talent like Zhuge Liang, and you are a problem that cannot be solved in my eyes. There are countless solutions without even thinking about it... Chief of Staff, I beg you, just give me an idea and let me get through this difficulty? After all, this is my life's event, and you don't want to Seeing that the soldiers you have accepted are old bachelors, don't you?"

It was reasoning, flattering, and pleading, Zhang Qingshan himself was a little moved by what he said.

I don't know if the chief of staff was finally touched, or if he thought of something else, he actually laughed...