march to victory

Seeing the chief of staff smile, although Zhang Qingshan felt that his smile had the smell of an old fox, but now he really had no other choice, so he hurriedly bowed to him regardless of what the smile meant.

"Chief of Staff, Xiao Zhang, I'm begging you. If you have anything to do, just give Xiao Zhang some advice."

The chief of staff looked at Zhang Qingshan calmly and did not speak.But Zhang Qingshan knew that he had a solution when he saw his posture, but he didn't know what he meant by looking at him this way: could the chief of staff be so stingy to the point of caring about himself?No way?

"I said, why don't you have any eyesight?"

While complaining angrily, the chief of staff stretched out his right hand, pinching his middle finger and index finger.

Zhang Qingshan cheerfully took out his cigarette.

Before he could take out a cigarette, most of the pack was snatched away by the chief of staff.Zhang Qingshan instinctively reached out to grab it, but was slapped away by the chief of staff, and asked with wide eyes: "Why, I have an idea for you, even half a pack of cigarettes is not worth it?"

Zhang Qingshan was overjoyed, his head became more flexible, and he opened his mouth to lie: "Where! Chief of Staff, I'm just so upset about this matter, I want to smoke a cigarette to calm my nerves, can you give me a little bit?" root?"

The chief of staff glared at him again angrily, then took out one and handed it to Zhang Qingshan, lit another one himself, and then smoothly put most of the pack of cigarettes into his pocket.

Immediately, the two walked while smoking.

But the chief of staff only smoked, and didn't talk about the solution to the problem. Zhang Qingshan looked anxious, but saw the chief of staff's eyes were sharp, his brows were slightly furrowed, he was obviously thinking about something, and he didn't dare to disturb him. It seems to be up and down.

"After all, you are the staff officer of the division headquarters. Can't you scratch your head in a panic, can't you have a little city?" After smoking most of the whole cigarette, the chief of staff finally spoke, although it was a gesture of criticizing Zhang Qingshan. , but Zhang Qingshan can't control these things now, he nodded and smiled quickly: "Yes! Yes! Yes! Chief of Staff, you are right in criticizing, Xiao Zhang, I will definitely change, I will definitely change... Chief of Staff, have you thought of a way?"

"Yeah!" The chief of staff nodded, but he didn't say it directly. Instead, he took a deep look at Zhang Qingshan and said seriously, "Xiao Zhang, there is a way, but I have to ask you a few conditions first." , if you can do it, I will be able to succeed in half of this matter."

"Half is enough. Chief of Staff, you say."

"First of all, how much money do you plan to borrow in return?"

Zhang Qingshan was startled, and opened his mouth to ask: "Chief of Staff, didn't you just say that you have no money? Why..."

"You idiot, I don't have any money, but our division still has some reserve funds. Otherwise, if the critical moment comes, and everyone has no money to buy food, you will let everyone starve to death together? Besides, even if it is impossible Use the reserve fund, but with so many people in the division, you have to eat, right? You have to buy food... Even if one person saves a bite, it’s almost enough for your boy’s gift money.”

Zhang Qingshan immediately gave the chief of staff a thumbs-up, but he was thinking in his heart: Counting the guard company and reconnaissance company directly under the division headquarters, there are about 300 people in the division headquarters, and each person is a little bit, which seems to be a few dollars.But seeing Qin Fang's previous posture, and coming to say hello in advance, these few oceans may not be enough!

"Chief of Staff, how much can I borrow?"

"Just because you are a lucky general, and you have bought so many things for the headquarters hospital before, it proves that you are a good hand at making money... How much do you plan to borrow?"

After Zhang Qingshan lowered his head and thought for a while, he looked up at the chief of staff, stretched out his right middle finger and index finger, and said with expectant eyes: "20 yuan ocean!"

"I...I..." The chief of staff was obviously taken aback by the number, pointed at Zhang Qingshan, his lips were trembling, and he was speechless for a moment.

After a long time, he said angrily: "The entire division's monthly expenses are only so much. Are you planning to let us all starve to death?"

Zhang Qingshan didn't care whether the chief of staff's words were true or not, but seeing his anger, he knew that there was nothing going on.But he still didn't give up and asked: "Chief of Staff, what do you think is the right amount for me?"

"One piece of ocean!" After thinking for a while, he added: "At most two pieces of ocean!"

Zhang Qingshan was taken aback: This is too far from my calculation!Ten less than one!

Swallowing his saliva, Zhang Qingshan stabilized his mind a little, then asked 'shaky': "Chief of Staff, is this too little?"

"Don't be a fart!" The chief of staff glared at Zhang Qingshan with a look of hatred for iron and steel: "You kid is usually astute as a ghost, how come you are stupid than a pig when you get your wife?"

Seeing that Zhang Qingshan looked over in confusion, but did not open his mouth to refute, the chief of staff said: "Let me give you a solution, you use half or one yuan to buy enough candies and melon seeds, and then put the rest All the money is exchanged for copper coins, and one red envelope is wrapped with two copper coins. When entering the door, each bridesmaid will be given a red envelope depending on the situation, and then when they leave, they will be given another depending on the situation. Isn’t that enough?”

As he was talking, the chief of staff also became interested, and smiled to accommodate Zhang Qingshan, so Zhang Qingshan felt that there was an old fox's smile hidden underneath, as if he kept urging him to do this, but he was watching the joke ?

"But what if they feel that they are too small and won't open the door or let them go out? Chief of Staff, you are someone who has been there, so you know that, that day, I was a grandson, and anyone can come up to me and boss me around. Not only can I not get angry at others If you do it, you can't even say a word. If they are not satisfied, I will be embarrassed to death."

"Why can't you turn the corner with your brain?" The chief of staff's smile became wider: "You first send a red envelope to deceive you according to the situation, and say that this is the opening ceremony of the meeting ceremony, and there will be a big gift when you leave... When you are about to leave, if they really block the door, you just scatter the red envelopes like flowers. At that time, they only know to grab the red envelopes, who cares about you? You just recite Run away after the bride. When they come to their senses, you have worshiped the hall, and Comrade Xueqin has become your legitimate wife, so what can they do with you?"

Zhang Qingshan's eyes lit up when he heard it, and he thought this method was very good. Although he was suspected of cheating the bridesmaids, who told them to trouble me aggressively first?Besides, this can also reflect his tallness in fighting wits and courage, can't it?

"Chief of Staff, your method is very good... I won't cause any trouble for the organization anymore. I will go to other comrades to borrow two yuan. I should be able to borrow it..." Zhang Qingshan originally wanted to say the big words, But when he thought that there was a contingency in everything, if he didn't borrow that much, he might have to go to the chief of staff, which would be embarrassing, so he quickly rounded up his words: "In case I can't borrow, At that time, I have to ask you to help me."

Due to its particularity, the assault company has a monthly allowance—at least in terms of food. In order to ensure that the members of the assault company have oil and water in their stomachs, they have the strength to be pioneers and open the way for everyone, so the food is more expensive than ordinary people. Company is better.Come to think of it, if he, the old company commander, spoke up, they would be able to scrape together two oceans for himself even if they did.

"Hmm! No problem."

"Then tell me the second condition."

Zhang Qingshan did not ask about the cost of treating everyone to a meal on the day of the wedding, because according to the military practice, the cost of the banquet is borne by his unit, of course, it is just a better meal than usual.Besides, the Red Army is poor, not to mention Zhang Qingshan, even the chiefs don't have the money for such a meeting.

"The second condition is: you must find a few thick-skinned and thick-skinned guys who can withstand beatings to be your best man."

Hearing this, Zhang Qingshan was startled: How could I forget this matter?

You know, according to the custom, when you come to welcome the bride yourself, the woman's family wants to show the man off, so that the man knows that the woman's family is not easy to bully, and he will treat his wife better in the future.So, there was the incident of being beaten at the door: the woman's eldest daughter and daughter-in-law beat the groom's official with a bamboo stick.And at this time, the safety of the groom's officer is left to the best man... The best man can only be beaten but not fight back, and they can't even scold, or they will be beaten even more violently.The only way to finish the job is to protect the groom from the gate of the yard to the gate of the main room.

If there were not a few bridegrooms with a strong ability to resist beatings... Thinking about the consequences, Zhang Qingshan felt chills, especially the intensity of the beating was directly linked to the red envelopes at that time, and it was directly proportional to it under normal circumstances.If the bridesmaids knew that he had played tricks on them, the strength of the whipping would be... hey~!It seems that I really have to find a few unlucky ghosts with strong resistance to attack.

When you think about those guys in the Assault Company, they are not afraid of death, but are they afraid of being whipped a few times?Zhang Qingshan was relieved a lot: Assault company's training sometimes has to be real, and injuries like falls are commonplace - otherwise, how could the assault company have one doctor and seven nurses in the establishment of a company.Come to think of it, isn't this slapping just a little bit for them?

"No problem, this matter should be easy to handle." Zhang Qingshan has indeed matured a lot, at least, he is not as full of words as before, leaving room for everything: "Chief of Staff, what is the third condition?"

"The third condition is even simpler..."

Speaking of this, the chief of staff intentionally paused, and looked at Zhang Qingshan without speaking with a smile.

If the smile after the first two conditions made Zhang Qingshan feel that the chief of staff’s smile had the taste of an old fox, but he was trying to figure out a way for himself, and he had to make up his own mind whether it would work or not, then, the smile now, It made Zhang Qingshan really feel a bad sense of conspiracy.

"Chief of Staff, I'm timid, don't scare me. What is the third condition?"

Zhang Qingshan put his mentality in a very positive way, intending not to give the chief of staff a chance at all, as long as what he said was wrong, he immediately refused: anyway, with the solutions to the first two conditions, it is almost the same.

However, he never expected that the chief of staff stared straight at him for a while, making his heart feel a little hairy. The chief of staff probably felt that Zhang Qingshan was not up to the mark and forgot the most important thing Suddenly, his face straightened, and he cursed: "You bastard's conscience has been eaten by dogs? I was coaxed and coaxed by you to force me to board your thief boat. Not only do I want to help you with ideas, but I also have to borrow money." Here you go, if you want to do this and that, you just sit back and enjoy what you get, you won't feel blushed, and you won't think about my hard work..."

have to!This is asking for a reward from myself.

Zhang Qingshan immediately rolled his eyes and acted like a fool...