I'm the king of weirdness

Chapter 22
Can't go!

stay!
The moment Xu Ruyi chose to escape, Yi Snake was completely insane.

The surrounding basilisks were affected by the emotions of the "mother", and began to scream shrillly, and their bodies kept twisting.

Strangely, the movements of these basilisks are consistent, making this terrifying scene a little comical.

They share the same consciousness body, and when the mother body does not distract the individual to control the individual, they will only act according to the main consciousness of the mother body.

It's just that the tyrant's "spiritual law" is too overbearing, no matter how hard the snakes and basilisks struggle, they can't get up from the ground.

It wasn't until half a quarter of an hour later that Yi Snake felt her body loosen, and the power that bound her was gradually disappearing.

"hiss!!!!"

She immediately let out a sharp cry, and chased away in the direction of leaving the building.

And the basilisks also took action one after another, following behind their "mother" like a tide.

The whole building fell into violent tremors for a moment.

……

Xu Ruyi led Jiang He towards the edge of this treacherous area.

The hesitation is no longer covered by the fog, and the way out is not difficult to identify. This strange area contains the entire city, so just follow the city's road signs and walk in the direction of leaving the city.

Jiang He very much hoped that Xu Ruyi could use his ability, that is, the command "BIU" that can make people fly out of the Paradise.

It's just that when he asked Xu Ruyi, Xu Ruyi was not willing to do that.

"If you use that skill too much, I think I will become very strange."

Such a reason seems a bit ridiculous.

Jiang He didn't understand, but Xu Ruyi was unwilling, and he had no choice but to walk behind Xu Ruyi with two legs.

The two walked along the streets of the community, passing an open-air parking lot along the way.

Jiang He noticed that there were many abandoned cars parked in the parking lot, and it occurred to him that these cars might still be able to drive.

Although these cars, like the city, have been silent for nearly 50 years.

But Jiang He is very proficient in equipment maintenance, and even given him a bunch of parts, he can build a car by himself.

"Boss, wait for me."

After talking to Xu Ruyi, Jiang He trotted into the parking lot.

It was only after popping the hoods of these cars that he was disappointed.

Ordinary metals are different in the Paradise Realm from the outside world, and they decay extremely quickly.

These cars don't look damaged on the surface, but when you open the hood and look at the accessories inside, you will find that these accessories are very rusted and almost sticky together.

Jiang He brought some portable maintenance tools with him, and if he was given enough time, he might be able to fix it.

But he didn't have that much time, although the owner of this paradoxical domain was trapped in the building by "Zero Lingling", he might not know when he would be able to come out.

Xu Ruyi watched for a long time, and knew what Jiang He wanted to do, and said to him: "These are all game background objects, can't they be repaired?"

"It can be fixed, but it takes too much time."

Jiang He's brows were almost tangled together: "The main reason is that these old-fashioned cars are very complicated. If it is the current magnetic suspension car that can be activated by only one central component board..."

He said a lot of technical terms, but Xu Ruyi couldn't understand.

But Xu Ruyi heard that if it was a car with a simpler structure, Jiang He could really fix it.

"A simpler car...is that okay?"

After Xu Ruyi looked around in the parking lot, she made a new discovery and pointed to a direction on the right.

Jiang He looked in the direction he was pointing... and soon saw a Sanjuzi.

It's still the kind of three-jumper that doesn't have an engine and only relies on two legs.

Jiang He: "..."

Xu Ruyi asked expectantly, "Can this be repaired?"

"……can."

……

Compared with cars, human-powered tricycles are much easier to maintain.

Jiang He took out his tools and used an oily viscous liquid to smear the rust on the tricycle, and then took a steel brush to scrub it from the beginning to the end, and the whole tricycle looked brand new.

Xu Ruyi watched from the side, like a curious baby.

"This is N2 rust remover. The things developed by the Second Research Institute all have the N2 logo. When we usually go out on missions..."

Seeing that he was interested, Jiang He explained casually.

Ke Xu Ruyi asked, "The Second Research Institute? But isn't this a game?"

Jiang He broke out in cold sweat immediately.

His subconscious words almost slipped.

"Ah, this...ah yes, the Second Research Institute has invested in the game "Second Home", so in the game "Second Home", there are many products of real companies, all of which are built-in advertisements. "Jiang He was quick-witted, and immediately had a reasonable explanation for what was in his hand, "For example, the bottle of N2 rust remover in my hand is a prop in the game, but it can also be bought in reality."

Xu Ruyi suddenly realized: "It turns out that's the case. No wonder when I used to play games, I could always see things that existed in reality."

"hehe yes."

Jiang He laughed a few times, and silently wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Fortunately, fooling around.

He quickly finished the derusting work of this rickshaw, tried it out, and after confirming that it could be driven, he said to Xu Ruyi: "Boss, you can drive it, I don't have a handy hand."

Although his left hand has been treated, it is broken after all, and it is not so easy to heal.

Xu Ruyi looked at the tricycle in front of her and muttered something in a low voice.

"what?"

"...I can't ride."

Jiang He looked at him in surprise.

It's obviously so ridiculously strong, but you tell me that you can't even do these three rounds?
Xu Ruyi looked at Jiang He's inconvenient left hand, and said in embarrassment: "How about... let me try?"

……

After a while, Jiang He got up from the ground, supported his waist, and said with a mournful face: "Boss, go sit in the car!"

Why does someone ride a three-wheeler and roll over? !
Jiang He felt that if he had the life to go back alive, he must write this sentence in this work report:

"'Zero Zero' is poorly balanced, don't let him touch vehicles, and never give him a driver's license!"

It's a pity that I have broken a hand and still be exploited.

Jiang He could only pedal three rounds bitterly, while Xu Ruyi, who knew she had done something wrong, sat in the back of the cart, curled up with her knees in her arms, and dared not speak.

……

On the deserted street, a middle-aged man was driving a tricycle with one hand full of sorrow, while the boy on the side of the car was holding his knees with a blank face.

If it were in the real world, this scene would look like nothing.

But this is a treacherous realm full of dangers.

That made the scene all the more weird.

(End of this chapter)