I'm the king of weirdness

Chapter 23 Please, Is It So Cool?
How big is a city?

Although Jiang He is nearly middle-aged, he is only in his early forties, and he belongs to the new generation after the catastrophe. The concept of "city" still stays at a human gathering place of the size of a shelter.

And most of the shelters are very small, even if you just walk from south to north, it may take less than an hour.

But now, he wants to shout loudly:

"This shit, why is the road so far away!"

This city that fell into the "Snake" was a large-scale first-tier city in southern China before the catastrophe. It covers a large area, far larger than any existing shelter. .

He pedaled three times until his legs became weak, and he kept panting heavily. Sometimes when he encountered an uphill road, he had to stand up and grit his teeth to pedal up, and the veins on his forehead were about to pop out.

Xu Ruyi sat in the back of the cart and reminded kindly: "Uncle, you'd better pedal faster."

"Boss, can you stop making sarcastic remarks?"

Jiang He really couldn't help but want to complain, if it wasn't for some trash who couldn't even ride three rounds, why would he need a disabled person to do it himself?
Not to mention letting "Linglingling" take him away on a tricycle, at least the two of them take turns to take turns to relax.

"But..." Xu Ruyi pointed to the back, "They seem to be catching up."

they? !
Jiang He's heart trembled suddenly, and before he had time to look back, the ground began to tremble.

"Boom boom boom..."

This voice was like chasing thousands of troops behind him.

Jiang He looked back fearfully, although he was far away, the wind and sand blowing up all over the sky behind him indicated the size of the chasing team behind him.

"Fuck!!!!"

He couldn't help but blurted out the essence of the country, and then his whole body tensed up: "Boss, hurry up, I'm going to be serious!"

Human potential is truly endless.

Even just now, Jiang He still felt that his body had been hollowed out, not a drop left.

But now, facing his desire to survive, he has unleashed a potential that he never thought of.

"Boss."

"Ok?"

"You look at the corner of the street ahead."

"why?"

"Because of my drift, I will be very handsome!"

Jiang He yelled violently, swung his hand violently, swung the whole tricycle, and turned the corner of the street at an extremely fast speed of nearly [-] degrees drifting, the oblique tires wiped out on the ground. Mars.

This ordinary tricycle felt like he was driving the AE86 on Qiu Mingshan.

He proudly said: "How is it? My driving skills... what the fuck, what about people?!"

In the second half of the sentence, the voice suddenly raised several tones, almost breaking the sound.

Because when he looked back, he saw Xu Ruyi on the back of the car disappear out of thin air.

Jiang He hastily pulled the brake lever, and the tricycle slid on the ground for a long distance, and it took a long time to stop.

He turned his head to look for Xu Ruyi's voice, only to see Xu Ruyi lying peacefully on the ground in a large font at the corner of the street just now.

Jiang He: "..."

It seems that when he was just drifting through a corner... he threw "Zero Lingling" out.

……

"I'm stupid, really."

"I only know how to drift around corners, but I forgot that tricycles have no roof, and this car will throw people away..."

Jiang He helped Xu Ruyi up from the ground, and made a deep self-examination with shame on his face.

Xu Ruyi's expression was a little dazed, as if she hadn't recovered from the fact that she was thrown out of the tricycle bucket and rolled on the ground more than a dozen times.

He looked at Jiang He in a daze, and murmured: "I'm sorry, you told me to watch it just now, but I didn't seem to see it clearly."

Jiang He clasped his hands together and bowed his head in shame.

Is this kid out of his mind?
It took a long time for Xu Ruyi to come back to his senses, looked up and looked around, and then said to Jiang He: "You can go out not far ahead, you need to run, it should take less than 10 minutes."

Needless to say, Jiang He has already seen the exit of the Paradox.

It was the entrance to an abandoned high-speed station.

That is also the entrance for Jiang He and his team to enter this strange realm.

He was less than 1000 meters away from getting out of trouble.

Jiang He was immediately overjoyed, suppressed the excitement in his heart, and ran towards that side.

But after running for a few meters, he found that Xu Ruyi didn't keep up. He couldn't help slowing down, and turned around to look at Xu Ruyi: "Boss, let's go, I'll be out soon."

Xu Ruyi shook her head: "I have to buy you some time."

"Buy time? What do you mean..."

Jiang He wanted to ask again, but his voice gradually became quieter.

In his sight, in the abandoned residential buildings behind Xu Ruyi, basilisks were crawling along the walls, and pairs of red golden vertical pupils were staring at Xu Ruyi below.

From the corner of the street, one can vaguely see the huge body of the half-human, half-snake Master of the Paradox.

And Xu Ruyi, with his back turned to the danger behind him, was waving goodbye to him.

For a moment, Jiang He felt the urge to stay.

He couldn't see that "Zero Zero Zero" was going to face this incalculable number of mutants alone, the purpose was just to buy him some time to escape from this strange place.

This guy, he just said that "using skills will make you weird", and "Zero Lingling" is very resistant to using the ability just now, even if the two of you are planning to walk away from this strange area, you don't want to use it anymore .

But at this moment, Xu Ruyi's body was changing at a speed visible to the naked eye. The membrane wings on the back broke out again, and black scales pierced the skin and grew out.

"Obviously from the beginning, I just regarded him as a monster." An inexplicable emotion rose in Jiang He's heart: "I still called him a stupid roe deer in my heart."

But after getting along for this period of time, he no longer regards "Zero Zero Zero" as a monster.

It's just a little weird kid.

"No, it's not 'zero zero zero'." Jiang He said silently in his heart, "It's Xu Ruyi."

"Stop looking at me like that."

After the mutation, Xu Ruyi's voice also became hoarse and vague, as if with an accent: "I know I look ugly like this now."

He was about to turn around when a loud voice came from behind him:

"Please, how cool is this!!!!"

The cries of strenuous efforts spread far and reached Xu Ruyi's ears.

Xu Ruyi was silent for a while, looked down at her mutated hands, and murmured softly: "This is not cool."

He raised his head, looked up at the densely packed basilisks in front of him, and said calmly: "But I am really cool to help my friends!"

The sharp claws lingered in the dark flames, and the terrifying momentum suddenly erupted.

He... is getting serious.

(End of this chapter)