I'm the king of weirdness

Chapter 65 The Significance of Fang Yuan

In Shelter No. 23, on the [-]rd floor of the Headquarters Building of the Alien Bureau, the Medical Department.

Luo Shanshan's holographic projection appeared in the medical department, ignoring the operator who greeted her, and walked straight to the innermost door.

"boom!"

The door was pushed open, and there was a fleshy ball-like figure in the room with its back facing her, and the sound of eating and drinking came from inside.

It was an unbelievably fat woman, she couldn't even stand up normally, she could only sit on the ground, the fat all over her body was falling down, her arm several times thicker than normal was holding a spoon, digging looking at the cake in front of him.

There are all kinds of desserts around the fat woman, and there is a cake taller than her in front of her, but she has already eaten half of it at the moment.

She noticed Luo Shanshan coming in, and put down the spoon in her hand: "Why does the speaker have time to come to my place?"

Unlike her terrifying appearance, her voice is melodious and has magical powers that make people imagine.

Luo Shanshan folded her arms, leaned against the door, and said, "Princess Meng has 'woke up', you should already know about this, I need you to talk to Her Highness the Princess."

The fat woman refused flatly: "No."

"Aren't we good girlfriends?"

"I treat you as a sister, and you treat me as a fool?" The fat woman said sarcastically, "The princess's dream, no matter who enters it, she must abide by her rules. I don't want to die in her for some ridiculous reason." In a dream."

The seemingly beautiful fairy tales are actually absurd. No matter how strong or weak they are, they may not be able to get out of that dream due to some bizarre reasons.

For example, being turned into a frog by a witch, if you don't get the kiss of the prince, you can only be a frog for the rest of your life.

For example, dancing shoes that will dance until death after wearing.

For outsiders, the dream of the princess is the real world. If you die in it, you will really die.

Except for the missing Great Speaker, no one can guarantee that after entering the princess's dream, they can come out alive.

Luo Shanshan was very dissatisfied with the fat woman's rejection: "It took me a lot of effort to let your little apprentice become a 'companion'."

"Are you doing it for my apprentice? Or to find a 'safety valve' for your good son when he loses control?" The fat woman retorted, "Sometimes I think, is it really true to bring Fang Yuan out of her family? Is that correct? There is no difference between us and the people on Sky Island, they just regard her as the last resort to transfer the distortion factor after the psychic energy gets out of control."

Her voice raised a few tones sharply, and asked sharply: "What do you think of her? A trash can?"

Will become Xu Ruyi's "companion", how can he be an ordinary rookie operator?
Fang Yuan is different from Ye Qiubai who lived in Shelter Zero since she was a child. In this world that has become crazy after the catastrophe, a normal person who maintains innocence, romance, and innocence is an abnormality in itself.

She was prepared from the beginning.

Her ability is not just as useless as other people perceive, it is not even as recognized by herself, it is just harvesting other people's memory fragments.

She is... Xu Ruyi's last resort if she loses control.

Luo Shanshan also seemed to be angry, and said with a gloomy face: "If she is not by Ruyi's side, she will return to her original appearance sooner or later. You think you washed her original memory and implanted a new memory, she is a A brand new, innocent, romantic and lively girl? Some time ago, she just came into contact with the weakest weird, and it almost broke her!"

"I never thought of letting her go to the front line!"

"She asked for it herself! Lin Qingyi, this is the post-catastrophe world. This world is full of these monsters. You have no ability to create a paradise for her!"

Old friends for many years broke out at this moment to be dissatisfied with each other.

The two powerful women are like two shrews at the moment, accusing each other of their faults, and even some old events have been brought out to settle old scores.

"When you were still healthy, you didn't wash your feet and crawled into my bed every day, it stinks!"

"You...you really dare to say it! You little bitch, you seduced my man back then! If it wasn't for that damn Xu Xiuyuan..."

"Ahhhh!!!"

Lin Qingyi angrily grabbed a piece of cake and threw it at Luo Shanshan, but passed through her illusory body and smashed it against the wall.

In the end, the two stopped fighting.

Because Lin Qingyi knew deeply that it was meaningless to keep arguing like this now, unless she could run to the top floor of the headquarters building and unplug Luo Shanshan's power cord, so that the foul-mouthed Acting Speaker could be quiet for a while.

Luo Shanshan showed a victorious smile and said to her: "But I don't understand, why didn't you let Fang Yuan eat your 'disease' before cleaning her memory? The number one beauty outside of her."

"It's the number one beauty, there is no one else, don't put gold on your face!" Lin Qingyi complained viciously.

Luo Shanshan shrugged noncommittally, and said, "Anyway, she has already eaten so much, and you are not bad."

"When the camel has already been under too much weight, any straw may be the chief culprit for crushing it." Lin Qingyi was reluctant to mention this matter, and said vaguely, "It's fine that I am like this , I just want to eat something sweet."

"Eat you to death, fat woman!"

"You curse again!"

Seeing that the two of them started blowing their beards and staring at each other again, Luo Shanshan chuckled lightly: "It seems that you really care about this little apprentice you have taken in."

"I just hope that she has suffered enough and can live happily in the future." Lin Qingyi sighed, "It would be even better if she can find a man she likes and also likes her. gone."

She seems to have some obsession and regret about this, but because it can no longer be realized, she can only entrust it to the next generation.

"What are you doing? Isn't Ruyi good? What a match!"

Luo Shanshan frowned, and said very dissatisfied: "He is a good man who wrote the phrase 'I want to love my wife' in a small notebook, okay?"

Lin Qingyi let out a "hum", but did not comment.

Luo Shanshan approached her and asked, "How long can the 'restriction' you set for Fang Yuan last?"

"As long as you don't meet certain people, you'll be fine."

"Which specific people?"

"The ogre doctor, the people or strange objects related to the omniscient and omnipotent lord of the lost country, and Princess Meng and her dependents."

She stretched out her three plump fingers, citing examples one by one.

"That's it." Luo Shanshan knew it already in her heart, deliberately dragged her voice out, and then said, "Then you'd better talk to Princess Meng now, if you really care about your little apprentice."

"...What do you mean by that?"

Luo Shanshan pointed to the ground and said innocently, "I didn't expect them to come there, let alone the princess would wake up."

Lin Qingyi's expression suddenly froze.

The next moment, sharp curses sounded in the office of the top leader of the medical department.

(End of this chapter)