Cynical Master of the City

In chapter 1000, Liu Wanmeng, who let me into the room, smiled lightly and continued to listen to the wonderful explanation from the aunt.

"Huh? What did you say, oh yes, after the Taoist finished the ritual, he told me not to hang up my clothes for three days, and Xiao Miao happened to see this situation at the time, so in order to lure the thief out, he asked me to continue Cool clothes, although I was reluctant at the time, but Xiao Miao persuaded me with his wisdom." The aunt put on a top hat again, which put Li Miao under a lot of pressure.

Drinking with the uncle is meaningless, drinking by yourself, and the uncle drinks boiled water, how embarrassing it is for the uncle, every time he sees the uncle's pitiful eyes looking at the wine bottle, Li Miao really wants to give him a sip.

"Gudong Gudong." The uncle drank the boiled water in the glass in one gulp, even though he wanted to drink so much, but under the pressure of the aunt, the uncle did not dare to take a sip.

Li Miao suddenly thought of a way to save the depressed uncle, so after he smiled knowingly, while no one was paying attention, Li Miao poured more than half a glass of wine into the uncle's glass at a very fast speed.

I wanted to fill the uncle's glass, but considering that the uncle can't drink too much, Li Miao just filled the glass a little more than half full.

"Uncle, you are still so dawdling while drinking plain water. Could it be that this sneaky thing was replaced by white wine?" Li Miao reminded the uncle with a smile.

"Hmph, let him have the courage!" The aunt was chatting with Liu Wanmeng, when she heard Li Miao's words, she immediately said something to the uncle, really domineering.

Only then did the uncle turn his gaze to the glass in front of him, and he suddenly became puzzled, because he clearly remembered to drink up the water in it just now, why is it full again now.

Is it because I am old, do I remember correctly?Or is there something else tricky?Looking at Li Miao's weird smile, the uncle felt that the matter would not be so simple, he deliberately took a mouthful of vegetables, then pretended to drink water, put the cup up to his nose and took a sniff, his heart burst into joy on the spot.

Although he didn't know what was going on, the uncle also guessed that Li Miao must have filled it up for him secretly, which made the uncle almost cry with joy.

"Xiao Miao, Uncle uses water instead of wine, let's go together." Uncle happily picked up the glass and clinked it with Li Miao.

"Hiss~ah, it's really strong." The uncle hasn't drank for a long time, if the aunt didn't watch closely, he wouldn't be so greedy.

The aunt glanced at the uncle, and said contemptuously: "You old man, do you want to drink and go crazy? It's a fart to drink boiled water." The aunt despised the uncle's performance.

"Um, isn't this water instead of wine? I have to put on a show." The uncle hurriedly explained, and then held the glass away, lest the aunt smell the wine inside.

"Hum." The aunt snorted, and turned her face to smile again.

"Girl, look at my brain, what did I say just now?" The aunt smiled awkwardly, and seemed to have to continue talking.

Liu Wanmeng smiled, and said: "Auntie said that the Taoist priest ordered not to hang clothes for three days."

"Yes, after that, I listened to Xiao Miao's words and hung up a lot of underwear. Yes, girl, I will tell you the secret." The aunt said here, and suddenly showed a smirk.

The aunt put her mouth next to Liu Wanmeng's ear, and whispered, "Auntie, I lack everything, and I don't lack underwear."

"Haha." Before Liu Wanmeng could laugh, the aunt first burst out laughing, and Liu Wanmeng was amused by the aunt's humor, giggling non-stop.

"Then I hung up my things, and in the dead of night, I got into Xiao Miao's room." When the aunt said this, she heard the uncle cough violently, his face flushed and panicked. Looking at aunt.

The aunt also realized that she had said the wrong thing, and quickly explained: "Girl, don't get me wrong, it was Xiao Miao who asked me to go to his room at night."

"Pfft." Li Miao spit out the white wine that had just entered his throat. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and turned his face away, otherwise the food on the table would be useless.

Listening to aunt's words, why does Li Miao feel that he is so wretched the more he talks, and he doesn't even let people of such an age go unnoticed.

"Bah, bah, bah, look at my bad mouth, I can't even speak." The aunt hurriedly explained.

By the way, Liu Wanmeng was indeed taken aback at first, but after thinking about it, the aunt must have said something wrong, so she just laughed it off.

"It was Xiao Miao who asked me to go to his house and wait with him for the clothes thief to appear, because the second floor has a better view." As soon as the aunt finished speaking, the uncle heard a long sigh, as if unloading a huge boulder: "Hey, that's right."

"At night, the whole small courtyard is gloomy. Don't be too scared. In the middle of the night, the truth will really come to light." The aunt's tone was so weird that it made people feel chilly.

"Suddenly, the underwear in the yard was floating in the air in white flowers, and I was so scared that I collapsed on the ground at that time, girl, do you think this is evil?" In the end, the real reason will not be revealed.

Liu Wanmeng thought for a while, then smiled and said, "Since it's man-made, let's see where the clothes go, and the truth will come out."

The aunt stared, looked at Li Miao, then looked at Liu Wanmeng, and said, "I said girl, you are such a smart and beautiful person, no wonder you can be with Xiao Miao, it's really smart people looking for smart people, aunt is really I admire you young couple so much." The aunt couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear, and after talking for a long time, the food was almost cold.

"Come on, let's eat quickly, I was so busy talking about it just now." The aunt started yelling again, although she didn't finish talking about the underwear thief incident just now, but she felt that Liu Wanmeng was so smart that she already guessed the ending, so it's okay to continue talking Meaning.

Everyone was eating and eating, and the aunt suddenly saw something wrong with the uncle's expression. He seemed to be enjoying himself, especially seeing that the uncle shook his head and shook his head every time after drinking the water in the cup, which made the aunt feel that something was wrong. It's very strange. It's so strange that just drinking plain water can make people feel so refreshed!

"Crack." The aunt's eyes were quick, and she snatched the uncle's cup.

When the uncle saw the situation, he immediately panicked. He didn't drink completely just now, and there was still a bottom in the cup. It seemed that the matter had been exposed.

The aunt took it under her nose and sniffed it, and she was furious immediately: "Okay, there was something wrong with your stinky appearance just now, how could you succeed in drinking plain water, and you still secretly drank it when you were not allowed to drink it, I think you are alive Tired and crooked." The aunt stood up and wanted to capture the uncle alive, and the frightened uncle stepped on his flip-flops and ran around the room.

Li Miao and Liu Wanmeng had their coke broken this time, they couldn't straighten up laughing, they are really cute couple.

Seeing the uncle's pitiful and helpless appearance, Li Miao had no choice but to save him. The aunt had to give Li Miao face whatever she said, and thus rescued the uncle who was in dire straits.

But the uncle will be pitiful in the future. I am afraid that in the future, let alone drinking, it will be good to have food.