Cynical Master of the City

Chapter 999 Menopausal Woman Li Miao went upstairs to change clothes while his aunt was cooking. Although his house was still tidy, it was covered with a layer of dust. , let Li Miao have an indescribable emotion.

Everyone sitting at the dining table felt like a family, everyone was talking and laughing, but the landlady's mouth made Li Miao slowly start to cry and laugh.

"Let me tell you, girl, you will live a happy life with Xiao Miao in the future. You see, Xiao Miao also has a car and works in a big company. How good are these conditions." Aunt gave Liu Wanmeng With a chopstick in his hands, his mouth kept talking.

Liu Wanmeng listened with a smile. She knew that there was nothing wrong with women in Da Ma's age group, but they talked a lot, which could also be said to be a sign of menopause.

"When Xiao Miao first came here, I thought he was smart and quick-witted. He must be a person who can do great things. Let me know for sure." He praised Li Miao.

"The main reason is that auntie's yard is outstanding. If you live here, you won't be able to get promoted and make a fortune." In order to prevent auntie from stopping this posture, Li Miao had to pay back, and then everyone concentrated on eating. When Li Miao said that, he became even more excited.

"Oh, it's Xiao Miao who has a sweet mouth. Let me tell you, girl, Xiao Miao is not only smart, but also can solve cases. A while ago, underwear was often thrown away in the yard. Don't mention it. It's lost every day. As long as it is dried , I guarantee that the next day will not pass..." Li Miao was completely speechless when he heard that the aunt was about to turn over old accounts.

Liu Wanmeng listened politely, the aunt mistakenly thought that Liu Wanmeng was interested, so she talked more and more vigorously, even if the uncle secretly pulled the corner of her clothes, the aunt would return the past with murderous eyes.

"It's impossible to throw away this clothes every day. It's our women's underwear. It's not cheap. So, I squatted around day and night, and I also put lime and mud on the ground." He said. Here, Liu Wanmeng was a little puzzled.

"Auntie, what are you doing?" Liu Wanmeng asked puzzled.

"What else can you do? Catch the clothes thief and sprinkle lime powder on the ground. If someone really comes to steal, they must leave footprints, and then they will be able to provide clues." The aunt quickly explained.

"Oh, it's the same reason for spreading thin mud." Liu Wanmeng said.

"That's right, the girl is really smart, but I also sprinkled the lime powder and made the slime, and guess what happened?" The aunt deliberately kept it a secret.

The uncle was on the sidelines eating old jealous peanuts, because he had heard what the aunt said dozens of times, as long as the neighbors came to visit, the aunt would have to talk about it, and she never tired of it, so the uncle always Seeing that she started to say this, she automatically turned on the ignoring state.

"There should still be no clues." Liu Wanmeng guessed.

"Oh, girl, how do you know, how do you know!" The aunt looked at Liu Wanmeng in surprise as if she saw the New World.

Because usually when talking to the neighbors, their answers are either they don't know, or they let the other party run away in a hurry. None of them answered the point like Liu Wanmeng.

Liu Wanmeng was very helpless, because it was unclear. If there were clues and the clothes thief was found, then there was still a chance for Li Miao to appear on the stage, so this matter must be completely resolved through Li Miao, so there is a high probability The method my aunt used didn't work.

"Hehe, I guessed it." Liu Wanmeng was embarrassed to say that the question asked by the aunt was too low-level, so she could only respond to her in this way.

"Girl's guess is really accurate, not to mention, no matter whether it was lime or mud, the next day, there was no trace on the ground, but the underwear was still gone, don't you think so? "Auntie entered the state as she spoke, and also exaggerated the atmosphere a bit supernaturally, her tone and tone were very much like a master who talked about storytelling.

Li Miao really couldn't laugh or cry at the side, and he couldn't interrupt the aunt's words. If it wasn't for the delicious food in front of him to divert his attention, otherwise Li Miao couldn't stand the aunt's boasting of himself in different ways.

"Come on, Xiao Miao, let us have a drink first." The uncle took out a bottle of Little Confused Immortal from the cupboard, and filled a wine cup for Li Miao and himself.

Aunt hates uncle very much in her heart, isn't this trying to undermine her, he should listen attentively!How dare you drink!

"You're so broken, and you still drink, you don't want to live anymore, do you?" the aunt couldn't help howling.

The uncle shivered in fright, and shouted: "What's the matter with drinking, isn't Xiao Miao happy that he's here?" Although the uncle was unhappy, he didn't have the guts to confront the aunt.

"You drink boiled water, let Xiao Miao drink." The aunt directly grabbed the wine cup from the uncle's hand, poured the white wine inside directly on the ground, and then took a glass of water for the uncle.

"Oh, my wine." The uncle felt distressed. This bottle of wine costs one or two hundred yuan, and this small cup costs one or two yuan. Can he not feel distressed?

"Drink your water." The aunt put a glass of boiled water in front of the uncle.

Then the aunt turned her face, with a smile on her face again.

"Girl, what did I say just now?" The aunt is quite forgetful. It seems that the various behaviors of the aunt are completely consistent with the phenomenon of menopause.

"It's time to sprinkle lime powder and thin mud." Liu Wanmeng said.

"Oh, that's right, after getting lime powder and mud, the clothes are still lost, you say it's too creepy, I think it must be ghosts and gods, why don't you come all the way here I hired a Taoist priest to help him eliminate demons and catch demons." The aunt rolled up her sleeves, and when she mentioned that stinky Taoist priest, the aunt got angry.

"Auntie, that Taoist priest must be a liar, right?" Liu Wanmeng didn't believe in any ghosts, so when she heard auntie say that, she basically guessed that the Taoist priest was playing tricks.

"Oh girl, why are you so smart? The neighbors in the neighborhood can't guess it. I said girl, why are you so smart!" The aunt's envious expression spontaneously arose, and she was about to present the trophy to Liu Wanmeng. Miao was completely speechless.

"Hehe, aunt, everyone has to uphold science now. Those Taoist priests are themselves cheaters. I can't believe it." Liu Wanmeng laughed.

"The girl is right. That stinky Taoist cheated on eating and drinking. After finishing the practice, he ate a good meal. He cheated me a lot of money before leaving, but it was all due to Xiao Miao. The Taoist gave the money again. I'm so happy that I sent it back." The aunt was excited when she thought that the stinky Taoist priest sent the money back after a few months.