Chapter 2 Sister Yuyan
in the forest.

"Forehead"

A cry mixed with pain came, and Xiao Jun struggled, waving his arms, trying to grab the branches that were getting closer and closer to him, because when he fell off the cliff, his body happened to be hanging upside down on the tree. superior.

But even though he was sweating profusely, he still couldn't reach the branch that was close at hand, and he could clearly hear the sound of the monk's robe being buzzing.

The clothes are almost torn!
Xiao Jun gritted his teeth, looked at the branch longingly, and swung past it again.

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"what!"

With the sound of tearing, Xiao Jun fell heavily to the ground, eating shit like a dog.

After a while, Xiao Jun climbed up from the ground in disgrace. His whole body was sore from the fall, but fortunately his muscles and bones were fine and he could move freely.

Number one in the world?Lao Tzu is number one in the world?Who has ever seen the number one in the world being thrown and eaten by a dog?

Xiao Jun couldn't help shaking his head and smiling wryly.

But after a while, Xiao Jun suddenly smiled suspiciously, because he found that the soreness in his body had disappeared, and his whole body felt comfortable, as if all the organs in his body had been opened up at once.

"It seems that this old man does have something?"

While Xiao Jun was talking to himself, he looked down at his whole body, and found that there was not even a trace of scars except for some disfigured faces.

Xiao Jun couldn't help but look up at the towering mountain top, and couldn't help but gasped.

"You didn't die after falling from such a high height?! You deserve to be number one in the world!"

After Xiao Jun finished speaking, he laughed out loud to himself.

Now, he finally began to believe Wu Yazi's words, so the first thought in Beng's mind was to quickly find Duan Yu to go to Wuliangyubi to learn Wang Yuyan's mother's martial arts, or to go to the Ten Thousand Immortals Conference to find Tianshan Child Elder, once he has learned the martial arts of the Xiaoyao School, plus his 140 years of martial arts, whether he is number one in the world or not, he will find out if he has a fight with someone.

North Qiaofeng?Nan Murong?Wait for the baptism of labor and capital!

Thinking in his heart, Xiao Jun hurriedly walked out of the woods, he had to go back halfway up the mountain to find Duan Yu.

But when Xiao Jun returned to the halfway up the mountain, he found that there was no one there.

Xiao Jun knew that Duan Yu must have become Wang Yuyan's follower again, so he quickly ran down the mountain without thinking.

But the way down the mountain was very long, and Xiao Jun ran slower and slower. Just when he was about to give up, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind and remembered something.

"Didn't Xu Zhu just learn the martial arts of the Xiaoyao School and then he will be able to do a little light work? How could I have forgotten this!"

After thinking of this, Xiao Jun concentrated his energy and drew the warm current in his body to his dantian, took two deep breaths, and rushed forward quickly.

Haven't eaten pork, haven't seen a pig run yet?
"Damn it! Ahahaha I'm such a fucking genius!"

Xiao Jun exclaimed, and rushed down the mountain like lightning, leaving an afterimage, but twisted and twisted, unable to run in a straight line, and the back of the monk's uniform was torn by branches, and the red pants flickered.

"My lord, this old monster Ding Chunqiu was too ruthless. He even directly poisoned two masters, the eminent monk of Shaolin Temple and Su Xinghe. In the future, there will definitely be many people in the Jianghu who will fall for this old poison."

While walking, Bao BuTong looked at Murong Fu who was walking in front of him, shook his head and said.

"As long as he doesn't provoke us, don't bother with him. Our first task is to recover Dayan, and when it's a last resort, if any expert is willing to use it for me, that's fine."

Murong Fu waved the folding fan in his hand and said thoughtfully.

"Cousin, Ding Chunqiu is a villain in the Jianghu, we can't form an alliance with him, it will damage the reputation of Cousin in Jianghu Zhongnan Murong."

Wang Yuyan frowned, looked at Murong Fu worriedly and said.

"It's just a false name in the world. If I can really recover Dayan, I can do anything."

Murong Fu said indifferently, with a somewhat dissatisfied expression on his face.

"No, cousin."

Wang Yuyan still persisted.

"Shut up! What do you know as a girl? Don't talk nonsense if you don't know!"

Murong Fu glared at Wang Yuyan and said in a deep voice.

"With such a good woman accompanying you wholeheartedly, you still want to recover Dayan, what a fart!"

At this moment, a lazy voice came from a gazebo by the roadside.

"Who!?"

Murong Fu snarled, turned his head to look at the pavilion not far ahead, and saw an ugly monk sitting on the ground in the pavilion.

Xiao Jun!

Originally, he rested here when he was tired from running.

"Stinky monk! What did you just say?! You're courting death!"

Feng Bo'e strode to the gazebo, pointed at Xiao Jun who was sitting on the ground and said loudly, but then he was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Murong Fu.

"My lord, it's the monk who broke Zhenlong's game before!"

"Huh? Isn't this the little Shaolin monk we met on the road before we came here? You even beat him up."

Bao BuTong also came over at this time and recognized Xiao Jun.

Seeing these two people, Xiao Jun frowned, remembering that one of them was the one who beat up that idiot Xu Zhu.

"You just said that Su Xinghe and the two masters from Shaolin Temple were killed by Ding Chunqiu?"

Xiao Jun ignored the words of the two, and asked the question he heard just now, and seemed to have some vague impressions.

"That's right, what's the matter, smelly monk? Want to avenge your Shaolin Temple? Just rely on your two tricks? Do you rely on Arhat boxing?"

Feng Bo evil couldn't help smiling and said, his eyes were full of disdain.

"Three Smiles and Happy Sans??"

Wei Xiaobao looked at Bao BuTong curiously, and asked tentatively.

"That's right, Sanxiao Xiaoyaosan who got hit by Old Freak Ding will definitely die."

Bao BuTong nodded and said.

Fuck!Is it really the same as the show on TV? !
There is nothing wrong with an eminent monk in Shaolin, but Su Xinghe, as a member of the Xiaoyao Sect, died of being poisoned by the Sanxiao Xiaoyao Powder?Is this too fucking ridiculous?This time it's really free and easy.

Just as Xiao Jun thought of this, Murong Fu and Wang Yuyan had already walked over slowly.

The moment he saw Wang Yuyan, Xiao Jun was stunned and couldn't help swallowing.

"This shit is even more punctual than the ones on TV!"

While talking, Xiao Jun jumped up from the ground,
"what?"

"What TV?"

Bao BuTong and Feng BoE looked at Xiao Jun who got up from the ground blankly, and asked in doubt.

But Xiao Jun couldn't care about the two of them anymore, he pushed Bao Budong away, and walked in front of Wang Yuyan, with green eyes shining.

"Sister Yuyan, hello."

As Xiao Jun said, he stretched out his hand to Wang Yuyan, with a silly smile on his face.

"Who are you? When did I become your sister? Little master?"

Wang Yuyan looked at Xiao Jun blankly, and couldn't help but backed away.

Seeing Wang Yuyan's resistance, Xiao Jun withdrew his hand, and immediately pretended to be a monk.

"Amitabha, the poor monk named Xu Zhu, has long coveted the girl's beauty. Oh no, I have long admired the girl's profound ability to know all kinds of martial arts. When I saw her today, she is really beautiful. It's cheap for Duan Yu That idiot, why don't we scan it?"

Xiao Jun looked at Wang Yuyan with a nympho look on his face, talking incessantly.

"What? Is Mr. Duan here too? What are you sweeping?"

Wang Yuyan looked at Xiao Jun blankly, not understanding what it meant.

Not only did she not know, even Xiao Jun didn't know what he said just now, and when he was about to take out his phone to scan it, he realized that he had traveled back to ancient times.

"Mr. Duan is not here, Mr. Xiao is here, sister Yuyan, it's not easy to meet each other, let's give her a hug."

As Xiao Jun said, he opened his arms and embraced Wang Yuyan.

At this moment, there was a hissing sound, and a long sword stabbed towards Xiao Jun like lightning!
Murong made a comeback!

Xiao Jun was startled, he jumped back hastily, dodging Murong Fu's long sword like lightning, but one of them couldn't control it, he flew up directly, and rushed out from the top of the gazebo abruptly.

Amid the dust, Murong Fu and the others hastily withdrew from the gazebo.

"My lord, this stinky monk is actually wearing red underpants! Ahahaha!"

Feng Bo evilly pointed at Xiao Jun who landed on the top of the gazebo, and couldn't help laughing and said.

Xiao Jun stood above the gazebo, the breeze was blowing, the monk's robe was swaying with the wind, and the red pants were shining.

(End of this chapter)

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