Chapter 3 Seconds Murong Fu

By the gazebo.

"How shameless, a monk from Shaolin Temple wears such gorgeous underpants, I'm afraid you think of women instead of Buddha when you are chanting sutras and chanting Buddha?"

Bao BuTong stroked his beard and said jokingly.

"Hahahaha, I have a hobby with my old style!"

Feng Bo evil also fanned the flames.

"Brother Bao, Brother Feng, what are you talking about?! It's so ugly!"

Wang Yuyan glanced at Bao BuTong and Feng BaoE with a flushed face, and shyly hid behind Murong Fu.

"Okay! Stop making trouble!"

At this moment, Murong Fu straightened his face, glared at his two subordinates, then turned to look at Xiao Jun who was still standing on the gazebo.

"Since your Excellency has become a monk in Shaolin Temple, you should have pure six senses and no distracting thoughts. Why are you so frivolous and ignorant of the general idea! Is the entry threshold of Shaolin Temple so low now?!"

Murong Fu looked at Xiao Jun coldly, and said dissatisfied.

"The Buddha said: Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form. The highest state of Buddhism is that wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps it in his heart! Amitabha."

Xiao Jun clasped his hands together and said solemnly.It seems that watching too many TV and movies is still somewhat useful, no matter whether you understand it or not, you can fool two sentences, at least it is still possible to fool people of this era.

"Nonsense! You offended my cousin just now, apologize immediately! Otherwise, the sword in my hand will not let you go!"

Murong Fu waved his hands disdainfully and said, he is ready to make a move.

"Whether it's your sword or your bastard, neither is my opponent!"

Xiao Jun snorted coldly, shook his head and said.

"Then make gestures! I want to see what you have learned from Wu Yazi!"

Before the words were finished, Murong Fu jumped up suddenly, and in the blink of an eye, he was already in front of Xiao Jun. The long sword in his hand thrust out forcefully, and went straight to Xiao Jun's chest!

"Cousin! Show mercy!"

Seeing this, Wang Yuyan hastily and loudly dissuaded her.

But it was too late.

Immediately afterwards, the weird scene stunned everyone including Murong Fu!I saw Xiao Jun who was standing motionless on the gazebo suddenly dodged Murong Fu's long sword, and then swung a palm, directly hitting Murong Fu's face!
Murong Fu was startled, he felt a strong palm wind rushing towards his face, he didn't have time to hesitate, he waved his palm hastily, and greeted him.

With a muffled groan, Murong Fu was directly shocked by Xiao Jun's palm and lost his center of gravity, and fell straight to the ground!

"cousin!"

Seeing this, Wang Yuyan cried out in shock.

Bao BuTong and Feng BaoELai didn't think too much, they hurried forward to support Murong Fu who had fallen to the ground.

"Murong Fu, I don't have time to play with you, I will settle accounts with you when I become number one in the world!"

"Sister Yuyan, stop following that unkind thing, you will be someone else's wife sooner or later!"

Following the two voices, Xiao Jun, who was originally standing on the gazebo, had already run down the mountain in a flash, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"This monk is so fast!"

"This kid's internal strength is actually stronger than your son's."

Bao BuTong and Feng BoE were discussing in harmony, but before they finished speaking, they saw Murong Fu glaring at them with a gloomy face, and hastily swallowed the rest of the words.

"Junior Sister, what kind of kung fu did this kid use just now, why doesn't it look like Shaolin's kung fu?"

Murong Fu frowned, turned to look at Wang Yuyan, and asked in a deep voice.

"Cousin, this little master doesn't know martial arts at all. He just has unfathomable internal strength. The palm just now was also swung by him at will, without any moves at all."

Wang Yuyan shook her head and said with certainty.

"Others are riding on the head of my Gusu Murong's house, and you are still yelling at each other, do you really want to be someone else's wife? Hmph!"

Murong Fu said, snorted coldly, and strode down the mountain.In his heart, he already hated Xiao Jun to the bone, and he never thought that he would be defeated by an unknown soldier from Shaolin Temple.

"Cousin, I don't have one."

Wronged, Wang Yuyan hurriedly followed, wanting to explain, but didn't know what to say.

Xiao Jun, who slipped to the small town down the mountain, was extremely thirsty and his stomach was screaming with hunger. When he saw a restaurant by the street, he walked in quickly without hesitation.

"Please come inside the guest officer!"

With a smile all over his face, the waiter brought Xiao Jun to a table that had just been cleaned up and sat down.

"Fish-flavored shredded pork, Kung Pao chicken, a bowl of rice, and a bottle of Pepsi! Ice!"

Xiao Jun kept wiping the sweat off his forehead, and said loudly while looking at the street.

He was also worried that Murong Fu would catch up, after all he didn't know anything now, if they really fought, they might not be Murong Fu's opponent.

"Guest officer, I didn't understand what you said. We don't seem to have what you want here."

The waiter looked at Xiao Jun blankly, and said with a wry smile.

"Fuck!"

After hearing what the waiter said, Xiao Jun realized that he had already traveled through time, and he couldn't help but patted himself on the forehead.

"Then bring two catties of beef and a jug of wine!"

Xiao Jun thought for a while, imitating the plot seen on TV, and said with a wave of his hand.

"what?!"

After hearing Xiao Jun's words, the waiter was even more confused.The surrounding diners also turned their heads to look at Xiao Jun, and opened their mouths in surprise.

"What are you looking at! I've never seen a monk eat meat and drink! I'm afraid of the heat, so I deliberately shaved my head, can't I!?"

Xiao Jun stared impatiently at those who were looking at him, and said loudly.

"okay!"

The shop clerk hesitated for a moment, looked at Xiao Jun who didn't look like a monk at all, nodded and walked towards the back kitchen.

Soon, the waiter brought up the beef and wine.

At this moment, eight people appeared on the street, walking in a hurry, each of them looked angry, as if they were looking for someone, and they kept looking at the shops on both sides of the street.

"Pooh!"

Xiao Jun just took a sip of wine, before he could swallow it, he opened his mouth and vomited on the ground.

"What the hell kind of wine is this? Why is it so bad? It's not as good as Erguotou!"

With a bitter face, Xiao Jun threw the jug onto the table, and said with a look of disgust, while he was talking, he wiped the wine stains on his mouth.

The eight people who were searching on the street looked into the restaurant following the voice, and just happened to see Xiao Jun's right hand wiping his mouth, they couldn't help being shocked at the same time, glanced at each other, and walked into the restaurant quickly.

"The eight friends of Hangu pay respects to the master master!"

The eight people were divided into two rows, knelt on the ground at the same time, and bowed to salute Xiao Jun who had just stuffed the beef into his mouth.

Xiao Jun was stunned all of a sudden, looking at the seven men and one woman kneeling in front of him suddenly, he froze in place.

What's the situation?Hangu eight friends?It's not on TV.
Are you a senior in such a short time?
Who is it?

(End of this chapter)

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