Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 1 Super Pretentious Face Slapping System
Chapter 1 Super Pretentious Face Slapping System
Daming Kingdom, Wanjian Villa, Chaifang!
"Uh!……"
After a hoarse sound of pain, a pale palm was slightly raised, covering the official hat.
The official hat was knocked off, also revealing a pale face.
The owner of the face was full of astonishment at this moment, he stared wide-eyed and looked around, as if it was hard to believe that this was real, Ye Xiuwen actually passed through.
Just like the protagonists who time-traveled in the past, Ye Xiuwen time-traveled to a person with the same name and surname as him.And has a very remarkable identity - Ouchi secret agent, code-named 'Zero Zero Dog'.
He is not only the personal favorite of the emperor, but also holding a golden token, walking around the rivers and lakes, it is like meeting gods and killing gods, meeting Buddhas and killing Buddhas, taking thousands of lives, and it is only a thought of him.
It's just a pity that the opportunity didn't come at the right time. Today's master is under the control of others. The nine thousand-year-old "Wei Zhongxian", the great eunuch of the current dynasty, wants to proclaim himself emperor, and his wolf ambitions are clearly revealed.
"Hey! This Ye Xiuwen, who has the same name and surname as me, was originally here to seek out wise people in the Jianghu to set things right. It's just a pity that Ye Xiuwen's father, the friend he made, is really dishonest. !"
Ye Xiuwen became ruthless, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. It turned out that he had a marriage in Wanjian Villa.
The owner of Wanjian Villa has a daughter named 'Murong', who should be his fiancée.
But Ye Xiuwen's father disappeared mysteriously, Wei Zhongxian was in power, and Ye Xiuwen himself was a good-for-nothing, but when Ye Xiuwen found him, he was humiliating himself and was annulled by the Mu family in public. Blood to death.
The memory was broken at this point, but Ye Xiuwen felt that he should have collapsed in the lobby, why did he come to this woodshed again?
Ye Xiuwen was suspicious, but he didn't want to hear footsteps outside the door and a conversation.
"Hello? Tell me, is that person in the firewood room dead or not?"
"Is he dead? He vomited a washbasin worth of blood in the lobby, isn't he dead? You say this kid deserves it. If his father is still alive, when the old emperor is in power, even if he is a waste, I think the lady will also It’s a compromise.”
"Isn't this one moment, that one moment? Nine thousand years old, who dares to mess with it? What's more, the Ye family boy's father is dead, and he is still a waste who can't condense his fighting spirit?..."
"Yes! Yes! Yes! I also heard that a man who can't even condense a fighting spirit can't lift it,... Hahaha!..."
"Who said I can't lift it? I lift it up, scaring you two idiots to death!"
Ye Xiuwen opened the door in vain and appeared, scaring the two dog servants, they both fell down and sat on the ground.
"Hmph! Two useless dog slaves, killing you is like killing pigs and dogs..." Ye Xiuwen stepped on one of them, pointed their noses and cursed angrily.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be coercive, activating the super coercive and slapping system, and the pretentious and slapping system will escort you and help you pretend to be coercive and help you fly!..."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forceful and gaining force +1,..."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a big gift package for the pretending novice!"
"Fuck? What is this?"
In Ye Xiuwen's mind, a dialog box popped up suddenly, which completely blinded him.
"Mombi, this must be the legendary Goldfinger!"
Ye Xiuwen understood, young and frivolous peasants, why haven't they seen it before?Goldfinger, he has seen a lot of things before, but he never expected that he would encounter the legendary super pretentious face-slapping system.
At this moment, there are [-] grass-mud horses lined up in a long line, rolling in!
One word, that is 'cool', two words, that is 'too cool'.
"Mommy, let's take a look at the big gift bag first..."
Ye Xiuwen stood on tiptoe and was very familiar with the game. How could it be difficult for him to beat him when it comes to the system.
Entering the system street, Ye Xiuwen was the first to click on the super novice gift package.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have successfully activated the novice gift package for pretending to be aggressive,..."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have obtained "Xingyiquan" elementary martial arts*1, 'Elementary Disaster Signs'*1, elementary experience Dan*1,..."
"Ding dong! The system detects that the host has not practiced any martial arts yet. May I ask whether you have practiced "Xingyiquan"?..."
"Xingyiquan? Fuck me, I've wanted to practice Xingyiquan for a long time, but now I have a martial art,..."
Ye Xiuwen couldn't wait to open it, but seeing the attribute, it was almost off the charts.
In the Ming Dynasty, only warriors with fighting spirits can be counted as real warriors, and ordinary martial arts practitioners are simply weak.
The reason why Ye Xiuwen became useless was because he couldn't condense his fighting spirit and become a real warrior, and this Xingyiquan was so awesome that it even had twelve 'beast souls'!
"Fuck! F*ck!"
Ye Xiuwen clapped his hands and gritted his teeth, scaring the two servants of the Mu family to run away.
Ye Xiuwen, on the other hand, didn't notice at all that he was pointing his finger at 'use of martial arts'.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have successfully used "Xingyiquan" and obtained the twelve beast souls of Xingyiquan: dragon, tiger, monkey, horse, chicken, harrier, swallow, snake, 鼍, elephant, eagle, and bear."
"Hahaha! Twelve beast souls,... Damn, I have twelve beast souls in one fell swoop. Look, Damn, who else dares to say that I am a waste!"
"drink!"
Ye Xiuwen first posed in a tiger shape, but felt that his aura was lacking. Only then did he realize that after obtaining the beast soul, he entered the period of 'acupoint training'. There are 36 Tiangang points in the human body, and 36 Tiangang points correspond to 36 A cover door!
By opening all these doors, one can blend with the heaven and the earth, temper oneself with the help of external forces, and a warrior, whether it is strength or defense, will be greatly improved.
Moreover, only when the 36 Tiangang acupoints are opened, can the fighting spirit display its full power.
"Experience pill, I still have an experience pill!"
This thing, Ye Xiuwen pointed his finger, and he understood it. It was used to increase experience, just poke it hard.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, successfully used the primary experience pill, experience value +20000,..."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for upgrading, current level: point training period 18/36,..."
"Hahaha! In a short while, I have opened up half of the 36 Tiangang acupoints, damn it?"
Ye Xiuwen laughed out loud. This time, he swung his fist again, whistling, and the wind rose out of thin air.
In closing, Ye Xiuwen clicked on the 'Elementary Disaster Signs' again, it turned out to be for people to use, it doesn't have much lethality, the lethality is only 5.00%, it's just too funny.
"Forget it, it's time to put on a show, and go to that old man and that fox to settle accounts!"
Ye Xiuwen's speed was not slow, he walked in big strides, and his sturdy aura was fully revealed.
That's the power of fighting souls. When ordinary people see Ye Xiuwen, they even have the urge to kneel down!
"Haha! Hahaha!"
After turning two corners, Ye Xiuwen laughed and walked into the main hall of Wanjian Villa.
And in the main hall, the two dog servants who met earlier were there, as if they were kneeling on the ground, reporting something.
But no, at this time Ye Xiuwen followed in, frightening the two of them so much that they dared not speak, and trembled a lot.
But at this moment, in the lobby, there are three other people sitting in the middle, the dignified one is the owner of Wanjian Villa, 'Mu Lingyun', a master in the martial arts period, and the leader of the Eastern Three Leagues.
And on his left hand is his biological daughter 'Murong', Murong is quite good-looking, charming and exquisite, a martial artist in the stage of Qi training.
At only 16 years old, he has not only practiced fighting spirits, opened up 36 Tiangang points and 72 earth meridians, but also broke through the "Qi training period" and gathered at least hundreds of fighting spirits, comparable to geniuses among geniuses.
And there is another person, also worth mentioning, who is the leader of the Five West Alliance, 'Xi Fenglie' who is a guest at 'Mu Lingyun''s home!
The west wind is strong, the face is cut with a knife, the eyes are deep, and a pair of eagle claws is unique in the world, and he is also a master in the martial arts stage.
"Ah?"
Mu Lingyun seemed quite surprised, because as a martial arts master, how could he fail to see that Ye Xiuwen's realm was only less than half an hour old, and this person seemed to have been completely reborn.
"What? Old guy? Now you know you're scared, don't you? In 30 years in Hedong, in 30 years in Hexi, if you hurt me as a waste, I will show you. The leader of the West Five League is also here, so you can also be one." witness!"
"You? You swear words,..."
"Chuck!"
Hearing this, Mu Lingyun was furious, but he didn't want Ye Xiuwen to stretch out his hand and slapped his waist, pulling out a dark white dagger.
This dagger has a name called 'Fish Intestine Sword', and it is a treasure bestowed by the little emperor.
This thing, killing people is not against the law. People all over the world, as long as they are guilty, they can be slaughtered with this fish intestine sword. They have the right to cut first and then play. Even martial arts people should be a little bit afraid.
"You? What are you going to do?" Mu Lingyun became more and more nervous. He even thought that the person standing in front of him at this time was no longer the weak Ye Xiuwen before, it seemed like a different person.
"What are you doing? Don't be afraid, old man, just watch,..."
Ye Xiuwen pressed his palm against the blade, and immediately a stream of bright red blood gushed out.
Blood gushed out like a fountain, but Ye Xiuwen walked to the right side of the main hall, and when he stretched out his hand, he tore off the landscape painting scroll on the wall, stained with blood, and wrote: Youlong Shoal Bad Shrimp Play, Tiger Falling Plain was killed by dogs Bully, one day Ling Yunqi will get rid of Murong's little pheasant!Signed: letter of divorce.
"Murong, you have to remember, it's not your Mu family who is retiring today, but me, Ye Xiuwen, divorcing my wife! Hahaha! Hahaha!..."
Ye Xiuwen laughed wildly, but the whole person had already walked out of the main entrance.
"Ye Xiuwen? You trash, why, why did you divorce me?..."
Murong originally planned to chase her out, but she didn't want to, and was grabbed by her father.
"This man is crazy, let's not argue with him, and your Uncle Xifeng is here! Don't let him read the joke!"
"Hehe! Where, where, it's perfectly normal for a good bird to choose a tree to rest, but I still have to think about what you said, so I'm leaving!..."
Xi Fenglie cupped his hands, and the person also left the house, but Mu Lingyun chased him out, only to find that there was no one there.
"Hmph! This Ye Xiuwen ruined my good deed, come here..."
"Master, what are your orders?"
Mu Lingyun shouted angrily, and immediately the two sword slaves bowed to answer.
"Go, find a place where no one is around, and get rid of that Ye Xiuwen. Remember, it must be done cleanly, and don't cause trouble for Wanjian Villa!..."
PS: The book is signed inside, please rest assured to collect it!
(End of this chapter)
Daming Kingdom, Wanjian Villa, Chaifang!
"Uh!……"
After a hoarse sound of pain, a pale palm was slightly raised, covering the official hat.
The official hat was knocked off, also revealing a pale face.
The owner of the face was full of astonishment at this moment, he stared wide-eyed and looked around, as if it was hard to believe that this was real, Ye Xiuwen actually passed through.
Just like the protagonists who time-traveled in the past, Ye Xiuwen time-traveled to a person with the same name and surname as him.And has a very remarkable identity - Ouchi secret agent, code-named 'Zero Zero Dog'.
He is not only the personal favorite of the emperor, but also holding a golden token, walking around the rivers and lakes, it is like meeting gods and killing gods, meeting Buddhas and killing Buddhas, taking thousands of lives, and it is only a thought of him.
It's just a pity that the opportunity didn't come at the right time. Today's master is under the control of others. The nine thousand-year-old "Wei Zhongxian", the great eunuch of the current dynasty, wants to proclaim himself emperor, and his wolf ambitions are clearly revealed.
"Hey! This Ye Xiuwen, who has the same name and surname as me, was originally here to seek out wise people in the Jianghu to set things right. It's just a pity that Ye Xiuwen's father, the friend he made, is really dishonest. !"
Ye Xiuwen became ruthless, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. It turned out that he had a marriage in Wanjian Villa.
The owner of Wanjian Villa has a daughter named 'Murong', who should be his fiancée.
But Ye Xiuwen's father disappeared mysteriously, Wei Zhongxian was in power, and Ye Xiuwen himself was a good-for-nothing, but when Ye Xiuwen found him, he was humiliating himself and was annulled by the Mu family in public. Blood to death.
The memory was broken at this point, but Ye Xiuwen felt that he should have collapsed in the lobby, why did he come to this woodshed again?
Ye Xiuwen was suspicious, but he didn't want to hear footsteps outside the door and a conversation.
"Hello? Tell me, is that person in the firewood room dead or not?"
"Is he dead? He vomited a washbasin worth of blood in the lobby, isn't he dead? You say this kid deserves it. If his father is still alive, when the old emperor is in power, even if he is a waste, I think the lady will also It’s a compromise.”
"Isn't this one moment, that one moment? Nine thousand years old, who dares to mess with it? What's more, the Ye family boy's father is dead, and he is still a waste who can't condense his fighting spirit?..."
"Yes! Yes! Yes! I also heard that a man who can't even condense a fighting spirit can't lift it,... Hahaha!..."
"Who said I can't lift it? I lift it up, scaring you two idiots to death!"
Ye Xiuwen opened the door in vain and appeared, scaring the two dog servants, they both fell down and sat on the ground.
"Hmph! Two useless dog slaves, killing you is like killing pigs and dogs..." Ye Xiuwen stepped on one of them, pointed their noses and cursed angrily.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be coercive, activating the super coercive and slapping system, and the pretentious and slapping system will escort you and help you pretend to be coercive and help you fly!..."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for successfully pretending to be forceful and gaining force +1,..."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a big gift package for the pretending novice!"
"Fuck? What is this?"
In Ye Xiuwen's mind, a dialog box popped up suddenly, which completely blinded him.
"Mombi, this must be the legendary Goldfinger!"
Ye Xiuwen understood, young and frivolous peasants, why haven't they seen it before?Goldfinger, he has seen a lot of things before, but he never expected that he would encounter the legendary super pretentious face-slapping system.
At this moment, there are [-] grass-mud horses lined up in a long line, rolling in!
One word, that is 'cool', two words, that is 'too cool'.
"Mommy, let's take a look at the big gift bag first..."
Ye Xiuwen stood on tiptoe and was very familiar with the game. How could it be difficult for him to beat him when it comes to the system.
Entering the system street, Ye Xiuwen was the first to click on the super novice gift package.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have successfully activated the novice gift package for pretending to be aggressive,..."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have obtained "Xingyiquan" elementary martial arts*1, 'Elementary Disaster Signs'*1, elementary experience Dan*1,..."
"Ding dong! The system detects that the host has not practiced any martial arts yet. May I ask whether you have practiced "Xingyiquan"?..."
"Xingyiquan? Fuck me, I've wanted to practice Xingyiquan for a long time, but now I have a martial art,..."
Ye Xiuwen couldn't wait to open it, but seeing the attribute, it was almost off the charts.
In the Ming Dynasty, only warriors with fighting spirits can be counted as real warriors, and ordinary martial arts practitioners are simply weak.
The reason why Ye Xiuwen became useless was because he couldn't condense his fighting spirit and become a real warrior, and this Xingyiquan was so awesome that it even had twelve 'beast souls'!
"Fuck! F*ck!"
Ye Xiuwen clapped his hands and gritted his teeth, scaring the two servants of the Mu family to run away.
Ye Xiuwen, on the other hand, didn't notice at all that he was pointing his finger at 'use of martial arts'.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have successfully used "Xingyiquan" and obtained the twelve beast souls of Xingyiquan: dragon, tiger, monkey, horse, chicken, harrier, swallow, snake, 鼍, elephant, eagle, and bear."
"Hahaha! Twelve beast souls,... Damn, I have twelve beast souls in one fell swoop. Look, Damn, who else dares to say that I am a waste!"
"drink!"
Ye Xiuwen first posed in a tiger shape, but felt that his aura was lacking. Only then did he realize that after obtaining the beast soul, he entered the period of 'acupoint training'. There are 36 Tiangang points in the human body, and 36 Tiangang points correspond to 36 A cover door!
By opening all these doors, one can blend with the heaven and the earth, temper oneself with the help of external forces, and a warrior, whether it is strength or defense, will be greatly improved.
Moreover, only when the 36 Tiangang acupoints are opened, can the fighting spirit display its full power.
"Experience pill, I still have an experience pill!"
This thing, Ye Xiuwen pointed his finger, and he understood it. It was used to increase experience, just poke it hard.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, successfully used the primary experience pill, experience value +20000,..."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for upgrading, current level: point training period 18/36,..."
"Hahaha! In a short while, I have opened up half of the 36 Tiangang acupoints, damn it?"
Ye Xiuwen laughed out loud. This time, he swung his fist again, whistling, and the wind rose out of thin air.
In closing, Ye Xiuwen clicked on the 'Elementary Disaster Signs' again, it turned out to be for people to use, it doesn't have much lethality, the lethality is only 5.00%, it's just too funny.
"Forget it, it's time to put on a show, and go to that old man and that fox to settle accounts!"
Ye Xiuwen's speed was not slow, he walked in big strides, and his sturdy aura was fully revealed.
That's the power of fighting souls. When ordinary people see Ye Xiuwen, they even have the urge to kneel down!
"Haha! Hahaha!"
After turning two corners, Ye Xiuwen laughed and walked into the main hall of Wanjian Villa.
And in the main hall, the two dog servants who met earlier were there, as if they were kneeling on the ground, reporting something.
But no, at this time Ye Xiuwen followed in, frightening the two of them so much that they dared not speak, and trembled a lot.
But at this moment, in the lobby, there are three other people sitting in the middle, the dignified one is the owner of Wanjian Villa, 'Mu Lingyun', a master in the martial arts period, and the leader of the Eastern Three Leagues.
And on his left hand is his biological daughter 'Murong', Murong is quite good-looking, charming and exquisite, a martial artist in the stage of Qi training.
At only 16 years old, he has not only practiced fighting spirits, opened up 36 Tiangang points and 72 earth meridians, but also broke through the "Qi training period" and gathered at least hundreds of fighting spirits, comparable to geniuses among geniuses.
And there is another person, also worth mentioning, who is the leader of the Five West Alliance, 'Xi Fenglie' who is a guest at 'Mu Lingyun''s home!
The west wind is strong, the face is cut with a knife, the eyes are deep, and a pair of eagle claws is unique in the world, and he is also a master in the martial arts stage.
"Ah?"
Mu Lingyun seemed quite surprised, because as a martial arts master, how could he fail to see that Ye Xiuwen's realm was only less than half an hour old, and this person seemed to have been completely reborn.
"What? Old guy? Now you know you're scared, don't you? In 30 years in Hedong, in 30 years in Hexi, if you hurt me as a waste, I will show you. The leader of the West Five League is also here, so you can also be one." witness!"
"You? You swear words,..."
"Chuck!"
Hearing this, Mu Lingyun was furious, but he didn't want Ye Xiuwen to stretch out his hand and slapped his waist, pulling out a dark white dagger.
This dagger has a name called 'Fish Intestine Sword', and it is a treasure bestowed by the little emperor.
This thing, killing people is not against the law. People all over the world, as long as they are guilty, they can be slaughtered with this fish intestine sword. They have the right to cut first and then play. Even martial arts people should be a little bit afraid.
"You? What are you going to do?" Mu Lingyun became more and more nervous. He even thought that the person standing in front of him at this time was no longer the weak Ye Xiuwen before, it seemed like a different person.
"What are you doing? Don't be afraid, old man, just watch,..."
Ye Xiuwen pressed his palm against the blade, and immediately a stream of bright red blood gushed out.
Blood gushed out like a fountain, but Ye Xiuwen walked to the right side of the main hall, and when he stretched out his hand, he tore off the landscape painting scroll on the wall, stained with blood, and wrote: Youlong Shoal Bad Shrimp Play, Tiger Falling Plain was killed by dogs Bully, one day Ling Yunqi will get rid of Murong's little pheasant!Signed: letter of divorce.
"Murong, you have to remember, it's not your Mu family who is retiring today, but me, Ye Xiuwen, divorcing my wife! Hahaha! Hahaha!..."
Ye Xiuwen laughed wildly, but the whole person had already walked out of the main entrance.
"Ye Xiuwen? You trash, why, why did you divorce me?..."
Murong originally planned to chase her out, but she didn't want to, and was grabbed by her father.
"This man is crazy, let's not argue with him, and your Uncle Xifeng is here! Don't let him read the joke!"
"Hehe! Where, where, it's perfectly normal for a good bird to choose a tree to rest, but I still have to think about what you said, so I'm leaving!..."
Xi Fenglie cupped his hands, and the person also left the house, but Mu Lingyun chased him out, only to find that there was no one there.
"Hmph! This Ye Xiuwen ruined my good deed, come here..."
"Master, what are your orders?"
Mu Lingyun shouted angrily, and immediately the two sword slaves bowed to answer.
"Go, find a place where no one is around, and get rid of that Ye Xiuwen. Remember, it must be done cleanly, and don't cause trouble for Wanjian Villa!..."
PS: The book is signed inside, please rest assured to collect it!
(End of this chapter)
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