Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 100 Pretentious like the wind!
Chapter 100 Pretentious like the wind!
"What kind of emperor is this? A bumpkin in a small temple!"
Ye Xiuwen didn't care about that, how many black iron weapons he had, this trip to the rivers and lakes, he got at least a dozen black iron weapons.
Of course, if it is counted as a hidden weapon, that would be too much, but it takes thirty hidden weapons to top a knife or a sword, which is not cost-effective at all.
Moreover, Ye Xiuwen also used the '[-] Demon Slayers' to pretend to be aggressive!
After leaving the 'Hall of Mental Cultivation', Ye Xiuwen returned to the six doors!
"Master Dog!"
"Master Dog!."
The guards of the six doors saluted Ye Xiuwen one after another when they saw Ye Xiuwen.
"Comrades, thank you for your hard work!" Ye Xiuwen waved his hands and drifted past.
"What? What did Master Dog say? Comrade?."
"Yeah? Comrade, what do you mean? Eh? Look at the realm of Mr. Dog?"
"Qi training period? Master Dog? Why is it already in the Qi training period? When he left, he was just a guy who didn't even have a fighting spirit, right?"
The guards didn't dare to say to their face that Ye Xiuwen was a good-for-nothing, but everyone knew it.
"It's too scary. I see Mr. Dog. This is a real person who doesn't show his face. Isn't he hiding his strength in the past and lying to us?"
"It must be, this is the rumor in the Jianghu pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, right?"
"Tsk tsk! That person is too scary. We all misjudged him. Thankfully, we didn't look down on him because of his low martial arts. Otherwise, hehe!"
"That's right, then, aren't we slapping ourselves in the face?"
At this moment, as soon as Ye Xiuwen walked by, the guards were talking a lot, but Ye Xiuwen's side started to swipe the screen!
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +20 force."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +30 force."
"Ding Dong,"
"Haha! That's fine too. As soon as you walk through it, you've successfully pretended to be coercive. Could it be that I have already practiced the peerless magic skill of pretending to be like the wind?" Ye Xiuwen was complacent.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have completed the hidden mission of pretending to be like the wind, and won the medal of pretending to be a little master."
"Pretentious little adult medal? Fog grass? What is this?"
Ye Xiuwen clicked on it and had a good time!Pretentious Little Adult Medal: Movement speed +2%, the next upgrade, the movement speed will be doubled, the upgrade consumption is very high, 100 points, can be upgraded five times,
"Haha! It's only 100 points to upgrade? Give me an upgrade!"
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for successfully upgrading the 'Pretentious Little Talent' medal, and the power consumption is +100."
The system said that the magic skill has been upgraded, Ye Xiuwen saw it, the attribute of the medal has changed to +4% movement speed, and to upgrade again, it needs 500 points to force!
Ye Xiuwen rolled his eyes, he didn't want to level up for now, he wanted to save his status as a backup, after all, he was back in the palace now, what if that old dog Wei Zhongxian came to make trouble for him?He needs to keep a bit of style and self-defense.
Thinking of this, Ye Xiuwen calmed down and continued to walk forward. After entering two more gates, he heard the sound of singing from the central government office.
"Hen, hen, hen, cluck!"
"Chicken, chick, chick, cluck!"
"Crazy? In broad daylight, the six doors are not working, how to crow like a chicken?. Eh? Listening to this sound, it seems to be 'Zero Chicken'!"
Ye Xiuwen laughed when he thought of 'Lingling Chicken', because this guy is a little chicken, not tall, about 1.6 meters tall, skinny, thinner than Lingling Monkey, and has a pointed mouth, which is quite interesting one person.
"Alas!."
Ye Xiuwen hasn't entered yet!Then a person jumped out from inside, covered in chicken feathers, jumped out like goose feathers and snow, hugged Ye Xiuwen, and then stood firm.
"Dog brother?"
The man hugged Ye Xiuwen and finally stopped his body, but when he looked up, it was as if he saw his own father.
This is all weird, Ling Lingzhu saw Ye Xiuwen as if he saw his own father, and Ling Lingji was the same.
"What's the matter, chick? Are you wearing a costume today?"
One of Linglingji's favors is that he likes to stick chicken feathers on his body, as if wearing a feather duster.
As a result, wherever he went, there were chicken feathers everywhere, and because of this, he got a nickname called 'chicken feathers all over the place'.
"Brother Dog, there are people looking for it inside, I'm busy, so I'm leaving first!"
Ling Lingji let Ye Xiuwen inside and ran away.
Ye Xiuwen thought about it, there was something wrong with it, he took a step back, then bent his body, squeezed his hands and feet and walked back.
"Puppy!"
A loud shout came from inside the house, and when Ye Xiuwen heard the voice, he ran away without saying a word.
"Dare to run?. Slap!"
A whip sounded from behind Ye Xiuwen, and immediately after, he felt his waist tighten and he was pulled back.
Drip!Ye Xiuwen's body was pulled back like a top, and he bumped into the person.
But seeing this one, the hair is cut very short, the upper body is wearing a coarse cloth vest, and the lower body is wearing shorts.
The shorts are not very short, they just reach the root of the thighs, just covering the buttocks.
Under the shorts are the legs, the legs are very white, without a trace.Underneath are those leather boots that don't go past the ankles.
There are socks inside the leather boots, the socks are very big, they are opened like trumpet flowers, and there is a small leather bag on their backs.
The leather pocket is very delicate, and I don't know what is inside.But it looks stylish.It is the mother-in-law of the Six Doors who is here - Princess Jianning 'Juning'!
"Puppy? Are you going to run again?"
Zhu Ning came to look for Ye Xiuwen, because Ye Xiuwen left her and ran away.
Of course, Zhu Ning never imagined that the person who saved her was transformed into a monkey, and she still thought that monkey was Monkey King!
"Hey! Little man, to the bitch princess,... no, it's Princess Jianning, please greet me!" Ye Xiuwen slipped his tongue again.
"Okay! Call me a bitch princess in front of me. I'm afraid you don't have anyone in the palace compound. Today, I will screw off your ears to see if you dare to be disrespectful to me. !"
Zhu Ning grinned grimly, clenched his fists, and shook in front of Ye Xiuwen. Ye Xiuwen was absolutely determined!
(End of this chapter)
"What kind of emperor is this? A bumpkin in a small temple!"
Ye Xiuwen didn't care about that, how many black iron weapons he had, this trip to the rivers and lakes, he got at least a dozen black iron weapons.
Of course, if it is counted as a hidden weapon, that would be too much, but it takes thirty hidden weapons to top a knife or a sword, which is not cost-effective at all.
Moreover, Ye Xiuwen also used the '[-] Demon Slayers' to pretend to be aggressive!
After leaving the 'Hall of Mental Cultivation', Ye Xiuwen returned to the six doors!
"Master Dog!"
"Master Dog!."
The guards of the six doors saluted Ye Xiuwen one after another when they saw Ye Xiuwen.
"Comrades, thank you for your hard work!" Ye Xiuwen waved his hands and drifted past.
"What? What did Master Dog say? Comrade?."
"Yeah? Comrade, what do you mean? Eh? Look at the realm of Mr. Dog?"
"Qi training period? Master Dog? Why is it already in the Qi training period? When he left, he was just a guy who didn't even have a fighting spirit, right?"
The guards didn't dare to say to their face that Ye Xiuwen was a good-for-nothing, but everyone knew it.
"It's too scary. I see Mr. Dog. This is a real person who doesn't show his face. Isn't he hiding his strength in the past and lying to us?"
"It must be, this is the rumor in the Jianghu pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, right?"
"Tsk tsk! That person is too scary. We all misjudged him. Thankfully, we didn't look down on him because of his low martial arts. Otherwise, hehe!"
"That's right, then, aren't we slapping ourselves in the face?"
At this moment, as soon as Ye Xiuwen walked by, the guards were talking a lot, but Ye Xiuwen's side started to swipe the screen!
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +20 force."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +30 force."
"Ding Dong,"
"Haha! That's fine too. As soon as you walk through it, you've successfully pretended to be coercive. Could it be that I have already practiced the peerless magic skill of pretending to be like the wind?" Ye Xiuwen was complacent.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have completed the hidden mission of pretending to be like the wind, and won the medal of pretending to be a little master."
"Pretentious little adult medal? Fog grass? What is this?"
Ye Xiuwen clicked on it and had a good time!Pretentious Little Adult Medal: Movement speed +2%, the next upgrade, the movement speed will be doubled, the upgrade consumption is very high, 100 points, can be upgraded five times,
"Haha! It's only 100 points to upgrade? Give me an upgrade!"
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for successfully upgrading the 'Pretentious Little Talent' medal, and the power consumption is +100."
The system said that the magic skill has been upgraded, Ye Xiuwen saw it, the attribute of the medal has changed to +4% movement speed, and to upgrade again, it needs 500 points to force!
Ye Xiuwen rolled his eyes, he didn't want to level up for now, he wanted to save his status as a backup, after all, he was back in the palace now, what if that old dog Wei Zhongxian came to make trouble for him?He needs to keep a bit of style and self-defense.
Thinking of this, Ye Xiuwen calmed down and continued to walk forward. After entering two more gates, he heard the sound of singing from the central government office.
"Hen, hen, hen, cluck!"
"Chicken, chick, chick, cluck!"
"Crazy? In broad daylight, the six doors are not working, how to crow like a chicken?. Eh? Listening to this sound, it seems to be 'Zero Chicken'!"
Ye Xiuwen laughed when he thought of 'Lingling Chicken', because this guy is a little chicken, not tall, about 1.6 meters tall, skinny, thinner than Lingling Monkey, and has a pointed mouth, which is quite interesting one person.
"Alas!."
Ye Xiuwen hasn't entered yet!Then a person jumped out from inside, covered in chicken feathers, jumped out like goose feathers and snow, hugged Ye Xiuwen, and then stood firm.
"Dog brother?"
The man hugged Ye Xiuwen and finally stopped his body, but when he looked up, it was as if he saw his own father.
This is all weird, Ling Lingzhu saw Ye Xiuwen as if he saw his own father, and Ling Lingji was the same.
"What's the matter, chick? Are you wearing a costume today?"
One of Linglingji's favors is that he likes to stick chicken feathers on his body, as if wearing a feather duster.
As a result, wherever he went, there were chicken feathers everywhere, and because of this, he got a nickname called 'chicken feathers all over the place'.
"Brother Dog, there are people looking for it inside, I'm busy, so I'm leaving first!"
Ling Lingji let Ye Xiuwen inside and ran away.
Ye Xiuwen thought about it, there was something wrong with it, he took a step back, then bent his body, squeezed his hands and feet and walked back.
"Puppy!"
A loud shout came from inside the house, and when Ye Xiuwen heard the voice, he ran away without saying a word.
"Dare to run?. Slap!"
A whip sounded from behind Ye Xiuwen, and immediately after, he felt his waist tighten and he was pulled back.
Drip!Ye Xiuwen's body was pulled back like a top, and he bumped into the person.
But seeing this one, the hair is cut very short, the upper body is wearing a coarse cloth vest, and the lower body is wearing shorts.
The shorts are not very short, they just reach the root of the thighs, just covering the buttocks.
Under the shorts are the legs, the legs are very white, without a trace.Underneath are those leather boots that don't go past the ankles.
There are socks inside the leather boots, the socks are very big, they are opened like trumpet flowers, and there is a small leather bag on their backs.
The leather pocket is very delicate, and I don't know what is inside.But it looks stylish.It is the mother-in-law of the Six Doors who is here - Princess Jianning 'Juning'!
"Puppy? Are you going to run again?"
Zhu Ning came to look for Ye Xiuwen, because Ye Xiuwen left her and ran away.
Of course, Zhu Ning never imagined that the person who saved her was transformed into a monkey, and she still thought that monkey was Monkey King!
"Hey! Little man, to the bitch princess,... no, it's Princess Jianning, please greet me!" Ye Xiuwen slipped his tongue again.
"Okay! Call me a bitch princess in front of me. I'm afraid you don't have anyone in the palace compound. Today, I will screw off your ears to see if you dare to be disrespectful to me. !"
Zhu Ning grinned grimly, clenched his fists, and shook in front of Ye Xiuwen. Ye Xiuwen was absolutely determined!
(End of this chapter)
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