Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 99 The Little Blue Pill!

"Where did you find it? Don't bring the medicine here again?" The little emperor felt weird since he had never seen the pill.

"Are you stupid? Medicine kills you, what good does it do me? Have you seen this? National medicine standard, international certification,"

Ye Xiuwen dusted his hands twice, and pointed seriously.But in the end, the little emperor looked perplexed. He had never seen such a high-tech thing before.

"National Medicine Accurate? It's from the Ming Dynasty?" The little emperor looked surprised.

"How can we have such a thing in the Ming Dynasty? I bought it from the other side of the planet when I traveled across the ocean."

"Planet?"

When Ye Xiuwen talked about the planet, the little emperor couldn't understand it, why is he still in a round place?

"Yes! Yes! I'm a layman like you, and I don't understand. Let me tell you, SOS certification, it's a good product. You can eat it with confidence!"

Ye Xiuwen dragged the small pill, and after a long meal, the little emperor believed it, and thought, "Could this be the legendary elixir of life?"

He is smart!I just heard that the spies from Six Doors came to report that Wei Zhongxian is refining this medicine here!

So he said ecstatically, "Dog? Could this be the legendary elixir? I heard that Wei Zhongxian's old dog is refining this elixir?"

"Damn! It's fake, that old Taoist priest who made medicine was slaughtered by me a long time ago,"

"Killed? What's going on?"

Ye Xiuwen didn't care about it at all, but the little emperor liked listening to stories, so he begged Ye Xiuwen to tell him.

Let's talk!But this time, Ye Xiuwen didn't say he turned into a monkey. He just said that when he got to the mountain, he slashed wildly and killed the person at the secret door.

"At that time, I was so powerful that I kept killing the holy mountain. Guess what?"

"What's the matter?" The little emperor was very cooperative.

"That old Taoist priest still wants to burn me, guess what?."

"Stop guessing, my brother? Tell me quickly!" The little emperor couldn't wait for this moment.

"Hey! At that time, I pulled out the upper sword you gave me, and shouted: This is a sacred object bestowed by the emperor, you monster? If you don't want to catch it, when will you wait?

Let me tell you, that old Taoist priest's heart is darkened, he refuses to accept it!And it turned out that at this moment, I saw the late emperor, "

"Ah? Did you see the first emperor?" The little emperor asked in surprise.

"That's natural. The first emperor changed his appearance. He had a hairy face and a thunderous mouth. He held a chisel in one hand and a hammer in the other. Just like that, a big thunder came down with a click, and the demon way was split alive. died!"

"Cut to death? So powerful? Good! Good! Well done!"

After hearing this, the little emperor clapped his hands and applauded, but after a while, he felt that something was wrong. What Ye Xiuwen said was not the first emperor, it was clearly Lei Gong!

"Goofy, you can't make fun of the former emperor, then I am my father!"

The little emperor stopped laughing, and Ye Xiuwen slapped the little blue pill in the little emperor's hand and said, "This is a man's medicine, you took it very well!"

"Really?" The little emperor's eyes lit up, and he grabbed it in his hand.

"Oh no, try it first, what if it doesn't work?" The little emperor is not stupid, he wants Ye Xiuwen to try it first.

"Your Majesty? I'm still single? Eat this stuff,."

"It's okay, I have a lot of concubines, so I'll give you two at will."

The little emperor was impassioned, but Ye Xiuwen didn't want it. He had seen the emperor's concubines before.Except for Concubine Hua who is quite good-looking, the rest of her are very ordinary.

On this point, Ye Xiuwen actually sympathized with the emperor, for the sake of his throne, he married all the courtiers' daughters over and over again.

"No, no, why don't you find a eunuch to try?" The little emperor still didn't believe it, and looked very afraid of death.

"Eunuch? Will this work?"

Ye Xiuwen asked back, but in the end the little emperor agreed. As soon as he went out, he caught a little eunuch who was poking around, holding the pill, and said, "Come on, open your mouth!"

"Emperor?" The little eunuch didn't understand.

"Do not talk nonsense!"

The little emperor's face sank, the eunuch opened his mouth, and he threw the small blue pill into it.

"Uh!"

The pill was thrown into the little eunuch's throat, and the little eunuch swallowed it before he could taste it!
"Open your mouth, let me see!"

The little emperor was worried, and even asked the little eunuch to open his mouth, looked at it, but seeing that he swallowed it, he said: "You just stay here for me, you are not allowed to go anywhere!"

"Yes! Your Majesty!"

The little eunuch didn't dare not listen, so he stood outside the palace door, while the little emperor ran back, approached Ye Xiuwen, and said seriously, "Dog? What symptoms will appear?"

"I don't know? I haven't given this medicine to eunuchs before, so I guess it will cause fever all over my body?"

Ye Xiuwen really didn't have this kind of experience, the two just stared there, watching what happened to the little eunuch.

Of course, both of them were observing secretly, and poked a hole in the window.

1 minute passed, nothing was reflected, 2 minutes passed, and nothing was reflected!
"Gouzi, your medicine doesn't work?" The little emperor asked back.

"Look! Isn't it a panacea? How can it be so fast?"

Ye Xiuwen stared at it, he didn't believe the medicine, it had no effect at all.

Sure enough, after 3 minutes, the little eunuch developed symptoms of dry mouth and licked his lips.

Four minutes passed and he started, tearing his neckline.

Five minutes passed, and the little eunuch felt hot all over, as if he was holding back his urine.

Six minutes passed, and the little eunuch started to circle around the stone platform outside the temple gate, riding on the fence to rub against it, and finally hit the fence and fell down.

"Hehe! Hahaha! It works, this medicine really works,."

The little emperor was very happy, but he stopped laughing in vain, because Ye Xiuwen gave him one, but he gave it to the little eunuch.

"Dog? Are there any more?" The little emperor was very nervous.

"Yes, take a look?"

Ye Xiuwen took out a box of Viagra and waved it in front of the little emperor.

"give me,"

The little emperor couldn't wait to catch him, but Ye Xiuwen avoided it.

"Don't be a dog, what are the conditions, you say,"

"Give me some weapons." Ye Xiuwen made a condition.

"How much do you want?" The little emperor smacked his lips and asked, hesitating.

"Four hundred pieces, black iron weapons,..."

As soon as Ye Xiuwen stretched out his hand, the little emperor chopped Ye Xiuwen's hand on his neck and said, "You can kill me, four hundred black iron weapons? Do you think how many are in the treasury of our Daming Kingdom?"

"I don't know about other places. There are more than [-] items in the six doors." Ye Xiuwen is still very clear about the six doors.

"Isn't that enough? There are more than [-] pieces of black iron weapons, six doors, [-] pieces in the East Factory, and the remaining [-] pieces are all in the Ministry of War. They are reserved for positions such as pardoning generals and so on. of!
I will give you the weapons of the six doors, I will not talk about them, but I will give you the weapons of Dongchang, what can Wei Zhongxian do?

There are also the weapons of the Ministry of War, you must not touch them, I still have use for them!Keep it, buy people's hearts! "

The little emperor spoke clearly and logically, and Ye Xiuwen also felt that it was reasonable, so he slapped the medicine on the little emperor's hand and said, "Give me the weapon of the six doors!"

"make a deal!"

The little emperor took the medicine and was delighted in his heart!But he turned around and asked, "Why do you need so many weapons? Do you want to rebel?"

"Cut! If you want to rebel, you have to wait until you become Wei Zhongxian? By the way, you can't take too much of that medicine, you can only take one a day!"

"understood!"

Ye Xiuwen instructed, but the little emperor had already run away with the medicine, feeling anxious!He wants to quickly come up with some kind of prince, princess, to stop Wei Zhongxian's mouth!
(End of this chapter)