Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 125 The Old Man Pushes a Cart!
Chapter 125 The Old Man Pushes a Cart!
into the night!
"Hahaha, Imperial Envoy, it's my honor to have you come to celebrate my birthday?"
"Where? Where? It's a great honor for me to be able to meet General Feilong's birthday banquet!"
After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, the sky was already dark, Ye Xiuwen was going to rest, and General Flying Dragon saw him off.
Both of them were quite drunk, but General Feilong, with the help of wine, ordered someone to take a rosewood box, and said: "Master Imperial Envoy, your things have been left at the door."
"Hey? What fell at the door? Why can't I remember?"
Ye Xiuwen asked the question, and even planned to open the box to have a look.But I don't want to, General Feilong stopped him and said: "Haha, the imperial envoy is really a nobleman who forgets things? Why don't you please watch it in your room? You will definitely not disappoint your lord,"
"It's easy to say, easy to say, then I will leave, and we will see you tomorrow!"
"Bang!."
When Ye Xiuwen entered the room and slammed the door, he almost missed the Flying Dragon General's nose.
"General? This man?."
The two generals pointed their fingers, but General Feilong gave him a wink and stepped aside.
"Is everything done?"
"General? Don't worry, one big and one small will be sent in."
"Okay, send a few people here to listen."
"General, what are you listening to?"
"Are you stupid? Listen to this,"
General Flying Dragon whispered in his ears for a while, and the two generals laughed out loud, before disappearing into the night.
"Hmph! Want to harm me again? I'm waiting for you. If I catch something, I'll kill you first!"
Ye Xiuwen gently pushed the door closed, watching the three of them go.
"Look at that old thing, what the hell is it doing?"
Ye Xiuwen opened the box and saw that it was his golden bowl, and there was a letter on the golden bowl.
The envelope was opened, and Ye Xiuwen took it out to see, but it was a 10 tael bank note.
"Chirp! Chirp! It's said that the frontier is poor, but it seems that this statement is not true? Once you make a move, it will be [-] silver? How dare you say that you have no problems?
What's the problem?General Feilong colluded with Xifenglie, and if he made a move, he would pay 10 taels of silver. What is this so called?There must be something weird in it!
Eh? "
Ye Xiuwen was thinking about it while walking towards the bedroom. Unexpectedly, when this person arrived at the door of the bedroom, he saw two little feet on the bed.
"Mist grass, what's going on?"
Ye Xiuwen was startled, wondering if he had met an assassin?And to assassinate himself on the bed.
"Hey? Who is it? Your Master Su (Ye Xiuwen's costume, now the old Su Qier) will not kill the nameless ghost,"
Ye Xiuwen picked up the stick, raised the gauze curtain, and went to stab his ass.
There was no response, but there was a strange fragrance,
"Fu! Fu! This smell, could it be Li Yishuang?"
Ye Xiuwen threw down the stick and threw himself on the bed, but seeing that it wasn't the sleeping Li Yishuang, who could it be?
"Haha! Sure enough, you came back to look for me, eh? Xiao Chunli is here too. Could it be that she wants me to eat everything? It must be, it must be, I'm sorry to say it, pretending to sleep and waiting for me here? Hahaha!."
Ye Xiuwen was very happy, and placed the two women side by side on the bed, ready to come with an old-man-push-cart!
"Eh? Why can't the posture be correct?"
The two women are like noodles, their bodies are soft, and they can't park in the parking space at all.
Ye Xiuwen's eyes rolled wildly, and he felt that there must be something weird in it. These two women didn't pretend to take advantage of themselves, but lost consciousness.
"Wigao, I almost committed the crime of being strong. Fortunately, fortunately, I am lucky that I didn't break into the door? Otherwise, wouldn't my fame in this life be ruined?
Ha ha!I'm so smart, I wasn't fooled!
System, let me check, what happened to these two women? "
"Ding dong! Please host later, the system is monitoring,"
"Ding dong! The scan is complete. The two girls have been poisoned by the 'Ecstasy Fragrance'. The detoxification method: just a cup of herbal tea!"
"Wucao, you should have said earlier? A cup of herbal tea, isn't that a must?"
Ye Xiuwen picked up the tea bowls on the table, poured a cup each, and poured it in, but he didn't wake up.
"System? Your grandma's lying, didn't wake up!"
Ye Xiuwen cursed loudly.
"Ding dong! The system prompts that the host is so stupid. If you think about it with your ass, you need to spray it with your mouth. If you pour it in, there is a egg for you?"
"Mist grass, do you dare to scold me?"
"Ding dong! The system is only imitating the words and deeds of the host. You speak on weekdays, and this is the only way!"
"Eh?"
Ye Xiuwen was speechless, he admitted it, because he was really virtuous when he spoke normally.
"Okay, okay! If I don't have the same knowledge as your system, how can I save people?"
"puff!."
Ye Xiuwen took a sip of herbal tea, and it was Xiao Chunli who woke up first.
"Oh! It's raining, it's raining, I'm going to collect my clothes quickly,"
Xiao Chunli jumped up from the bed and ran out of the house.
"nerve!"
Ye Xiuwen ignored it, and at this moment, Li Yishuang also woke up, stroking his head slightly, as if he had a headache.
"Are you awake?"
"Snapped!."
Ye Xiuwen approached with a slap in the face, but Li Yishuang slapped him with a slap.
Ye Xiuwen hid fast enough, and waved his hand to block it, so there was an extra 'pop'.
"Brother Hang, why is it you?"
After pumping Ye Xiuwen, Li Yishuang finally regained consciousness, but his body was still weak and precarious.
"I didn't know, I just came back from drinking and saw you two lying on my bed, I thought it was me!"
"Li Yishuang was originally confused, but Ye Xiuwen's nonsense made her even more confused.
"Sister, do you feel unwell anywhere, Brother Hang will check for you, check?"
As Ye Xiuwen said, he was about to lift up the girl's clothes, but Li Yishuang held it tightly and covered it: "No, I don't have any discomfort."
"Eh? What's the matter with you girl? You can't hide your illness from medical treatment. Come on, come on, let Brother Diao check you up? Brother Diao, I am a well-known doctor. Do you know Sun Simiao? That is My apprentice, he chases after my ass every day, clamoring to learn medicine!"
(End of this chapter)
into the night!
"Hahaha, Imperial Envoy, it's my honor to have you come to celebrate my birthday?"
"Where? Where? It's a great honor for me to be able to meet General Feilong's birthday banquet!"
After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, the sky was already dark, Ye Xiuwen was going to rest, and General Flying Dragon saw him off.
Both of them were quite drunk, but General Feilong, with the help of wine, ordered someone to take a rosewood box, and said: "Master Imperial Envoy, your things have been left at the door."
"Hey? What fell at the door? Why can't I remember?"
Ye Xiuwen asked the question, and even planned to open the box to have a look.But I don't want to, General Feilong stopped him and said: "Haha, the imperial envoy is really a nobleman who forgets things? Why don't you please watch it in your room? You will definitely not disappoint your lord,"
"It's easy to say, easy to say, then I will leave, and we will see you tomorrow!"
"Bang!."
When Ye Xiuwen entered the room and slammed the door, he almost missed the Flying Dragon General's nose.
"General? This man?."
The two generals pointed their fingers, but General Feilong gave him a wink and stepped aside.
"Is everything done?"
"General? Don't worry, one big and one small will be sent in."
"Okay, send a few people here to listen."
"General, what are you listening to?"
"Are you stupid? Listen to this,"
General Flying Dragon whispered in his ears for a while, and the two generals laughed out loud, before disappearing into the night.
"Hmph! Want to harm me again? I'm waiting for you. If I catch something, I'll kill you first!"
Ye Xiuwen gently pushed the door closed, watching the three of them go.
"Look at that old thing, what the hell is it doing?"
Ye Xiuwen opened the box and saw that it was his golden bowl, and there was a letter on the golden bowl.
The envelope was opened, and Ye Xiuwen took it out to see, but it was a 10 tael bank note.
"Chirp! Chirp! It's said that the frontier is poor, but it seems that this statement is not true? Once you make a move, it will be [-] silver? How dare you say that you have no problems?
What's the problem?General Feilong colluded with Xifenglie, and if he made a move, he would pay 10 taels of silver. What is this so called?There must be something weird in it!
Eh? "
Ye Xiuwen was thinking about it while walking towards the bedroom. Unexpectedly, when this person arrived at the door of the bedroom, he saw two little feet on the bed.
"Mist grass, what's going on?"
Ye Xiuwen was startled, wondering if he had met an assassin?And to assassinate himself on the bed.
"Hey? Who is it? Your Master Su (Ye Xiuwen's costume, now the old Su Qier) will not kill the nameless ghost,"
Ye Xiuwen picked up the stick, raised the gauze curtain, and went to stab his ass.
There was no response, but there was a strange fragrance,
"Fu! Fu! This smell, could it be Li Yishuang?"
Ye Xiuwen threw down the stick and threw himself on the bed, but seeing that it wasn't the sleeping Li Yishuang, who could it be?
"Haha! Sure enough, you came back to look for me, eh? Xiao Chunli is here too. Could it be that she wants me to eat everything? It must be, it must be, I'm sorry to say it, pretending to sleep and waiting for me here? Hahaha!."
Ye Xiuwen was very happy, and placed the two women side by side on the bed, ready to come with an old-man-push-cart!
"Eh? Why can't the posture be correct?"
The two women are like noodles, their bodies are soft, and they can't park in the parking space at all.
Ye Xiuwen's eyes rolled wildly, and he felt that there must be something weird in it. These two women didn't pretend to take advantage of themselves, but lost consciousness.
"Wigao, I almost committed the crime of being strong. Fortunately, fortunately, I am lucky that I didn't break into the door? Otherwise, wouldn't my fame in this life be ruined?
Ha ha!I'm so smart, I wasn't fooled!
System, let me check, what happened to these two women? "
"Ding dong! Please host later, the system is monitoring,"
"Ding dong! The scan is complete. The two girls have been poisoned by the 'Ecstasy Fragrance'. The detoxification method: just a cup of herbal tea!"
"Wucao, you should have said earlier? A cup of herbal tea, isn't that a must?"
Ye Xiuwen picked up the tea bowls on the table, poured a cup each, and poured it in, but he didn't wake up.
"System? Your grandma's lying, didn't wake up!"
Ye Xiuwen cursed loudly.
"Ding dong! The system prompts that the host is so stupid. If you think about it with your ass, you need to spray it with your mouth. If you pour it in, there is a egg for you?"
"Mist grass, do you dare to scold me?"
"Ding dong! The system is only imitating the words and deeds of the host. You speak on weekdays, and this is the only way!"
"Eh?"
Ye Xiuwen was speechless, he admitted it, because he was really virtuous when he spoke normally.
"Okay, okay! If I don't have the same knowledge as your system, how can I save people?"
"puff!."
Ye Xiuwen took a sip of herbal tea, and it was Xiao Chunli who woke up first.
"Oh! It's raining, it's raining, I'm going to collect my clothes quickly,"
Xiao Chunli jumped up from the bed and ran out of the house.
"nerve!"
Ye Xiuwen ignored it, and at this moment, Li Yishuang also woke up, stroking his head slightly, as if he had a headache.
"Are you awake?"
"Snapped!."
Ye Xiuwen approached with a slap in the face, but Li Yishuang slapped him with a slap.
Ye Xiuwen hid fast enough, and waved his hand to block it, so there was an extra 'pop'.
"Brother Hang, why is it you?"
After pumping Ye Xiuwen, Li Yishuang finally regained consciousness, but his body was still weak and precarious.
"I didn't know, I just came back from drinking and saw you two lying on my bed, I thought it was me!"
"Li Yishuang was originally confused, but Ye Xiuwen's nonsense made her even more confused.
"Sister, do you feel unwell anywhere, Brother Hang will check for you, check?"
As Ye Xiuwen said, he was about to lift up the girl's clothes, but Li Yishuang held it tightly and covered it: "No, I don't have any discomfort."
"Eh? What's the matter with you girl? You can't hide your illness from medical treatment. Come on, come on, let Brother Diao check you up? Brother Diao, I am a well-known doctor. Do you know Sun Simiao? That is My apprentice, he chases after my ass every day, clamoring to learn medicine!"
(End of this chapter)
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