Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 126 Great National Medicine!
"Brother Hang, are you really a doctor? I have never seen a doctor who rides on a patient and fumbles around."

Li Yishuang spoke weakly.

"Hey? You're pissed off by the elder brother. The way to see a doctor is different. They only see external diseases, but I see internal diseases. Do you know what is called the golden ratio?"

Ye Xiuwen asked while touching Li Yishuang's hand up to the bones.

"Golden ratio?" Li Yishuang really didn't know.

"That is, but the nature of this profession is too strong, you must have never heard of it, this woman has a big breast and fair skin, that is not enough, you have exquisite curves!

For example, the perfect curve of your arm is (height × 0.16) CM.

The perfect curve of the bust is (height × 0.53) cm, and the lower abdomen, "

"Lower abdomen? Brother Hang, don't you need to touch the lower abdomen?" Li Yishuang grabbed his skirt tightly.

"Eh? Don't move, how do I feel, is there something moving inside?"

Ye Xiuwen was startled, and even made Li Yishuang jump. He quickly stopped and let Ye Xiuwen's big hands wander around his lower abdomen.

"Old beggar, you haven't touched enough!"

In vain, a person came from behind Ye Xiuwen and shouted, but Ye Xiuwen didn't pay attention at all, grabbed the opponent's hand with his backhand, then fell over his shoulder, and threw him on the three-meter-long bed.

"you?."

"What are you? You have dysmenorrhea."

"how do you know?"

Xiao Chunli was thrown, and she wanted to argue with Ye Xiuwen when she got up, but she didn't want Ye Xiuwen to say a word, but he restrained her because she really had dysmenorrhea.

"Yes, is there any way to cure it?"

Xiao Chunli asked weakly, and her voice became softer as she spoke.

"Tsk tsk! This is actually easy to handle. This old man has one thing, which was given by the Nuwa Empress back then. It is known as the most yang thing in the world. It only needs five times a day, and ten days is a course of treatment. Guanbao calls you The medicine will cure the disease!"

"Really? So smart? Come on!" Xiao Chunli didn't understand what was going on at all, but she lay down on the big bed and made a 'big' shape.

"Wucao, women in the Ming Dynasty are all so easy to deceive?"

Ye Xiuwen swallowed a mouthful of saliva, feeling that today's happy moment is coming.

"Wait a minute, I haven't finished this for your sister yet! Let's come one by one,"

"Brother Hanging? I think you should see a doctor for Chunli! I really don't need to!"

Li Yishuang was ridden by Ye Xiuwen for a long time, it was really embarrassing.

"Eh? Doing things is just like being a human being. How can you give up halfway? I'm going to finish touching it soon. No, I'm done watching it. Oh, the girl's breast shape... No, it's the perfect figure. It's the only thing I've seen for many years. called devil figure,'

"Devil figure? Old beggar, what is devil figure?"

Xiao Chunli also thought that Ye Xiuwen was an old beggar, and even thought that her senior sister was trying to tease her elder brother, she was crazy.

"The devil's figure is the perfect figure of a woman. Wherever he goes, he will attract the attention of a man. The man follows behind, like a fly. He can't go away, haha! Your senior sister has this kind of figure,"

"Old beggar, what about me? What about me?"

Xiao Chunli was still standing on the bed, twisting.

"You? You are also a devil figure."

"Really?" Xiao Chunli was excited.

"Yeah! It's a real devil, the kind that destroys everything."

"puff!"

Ye Xiuwen's words actually made Li Yishuang amused, with a smile that made Bai Meisheng, it was Li Yishuang's smile.

"Hmph! Sister? Are you making fun of me too? You guys,..."

"Hush! Be quiet!."

Just when Xiao Chunli was about to protest loudly, Ye Xiuwen made a small movement.

"What's the matter? Brother Hang?" Li Yishuang asked softly.

"We are under surveillance. By the way, the two of you were poisoned with a kind of 'Ecstasy Incense' poison. Do you know who was it?"

"This,."

Li Yishuang clutched his head to recall, but the first thing that came to his mind was Xiao Chunli.

She was relatively lightly poisoned, so her mind was relatively clear, and she directly told the whole story, saying that the three brothers and sisters, after leaving the general's mansion, turned into an alley, not wanting the two generals, but stopped them.

Li Yishuang said that he wanted to leave, but the other party took out two juan handkerchiefs, and with just this shaking, a cloud of white smoke came out, and then they didn't know anything.

"Oh! My brother?"

Xiao Chunli thought of her younger brother, so she wanted to get out of bed to look for it, but Ye Xiuwen was quick-sighted, pressed him on the bed, and tore off the human skin mask covering her face.

"Brother Hanging? Is it really you?" Xiao Chunli's eyes widened in surprise.

"Hush! There are people outside, two younger sisters, please cooperate more."

"Brother Diao? How do you want us to cooperate, to go in the water, to go in the fire, to go in the fire..."

Li Yishuang said that she was very loyal, and that little Chunli was the only one who obeyed her senior sister's order.

"This is very simple. I will push the bed in a while, and you will moan-groan without any illness. That's it."

"Moaning without illness?" Li Yishuang didn't seem to understand.

"You must find this feeling,."

"what!."

Xiao Chunli screamed. It turned out that when Ye Xiuwen was explaining, he struck in vain and pinched the base of her thigh.

"Well, Brother Diao, I understand!" Li Yishuang nodded frequently.

"You, you, you bullies," Xiao Chunli buried her head between her legs, pretending to cry.

"Okay, when it's done, I'll reward you with a roast leg of lamb!"

"Really?"

It was because Ye Xiuwen's words were so effective that Xiao Chunli immediately stopped crying and lay on the bed crying.

"Wrong, wrong, it's not a scream, it's a groan, it's acridine! Acridine!. It's called that, do you understand?"

"Huh? Isn't this too difficult?"

This is nothing to Xiao Chunli at all, but if you want Li Yishuang to call it, she will never learn it.

"Okay, it's fine to call it alone. Boom!"

Ye Xiuwen began to push the bed, and the two generals outside the window heard it seriously.

First there was a scream, apparently the door had been broken into, and then there was the sound of the couch being banged, and the woman's groaning.

"Eh? No? Why is there only one woman's cry? What about the other one?"

"You don't care about him! As long as the imperial envoy is hired, we will have a handle, and by that time, he will not submit obediently? Daming law, 'being strong' is a serious crime, "

"No, I still have to confirm, otherwise I will not feel at ease."

"what do you want?"

"Go to the house to reveal the tiles!"

(End of this chapter)