Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 246 These days, bragging can kill people!
"Benevolence," Yinhe said.

"Eh? Don't talk, I know what you're going to say?
Do you want to say that although I Tang Xuanzang has excellent medical skills, is approachable, broad-minded, knows astronomy and geography, and has superb martial arts? "

"Emperor?"

"Eh? Don't say it, because I haven't finished my sentence yet? What you mean is that with my martial arts, I may not be the opponent of the Witch Emperor!

However, you are wrong to think so, because you are not me, how can you know that I am no match for the Witch Emperor? "

"Push!"

Before Ye Xiuwen could finish his sentence, the queen beside him burst out laughing.Because she heard the words familiar.When Ye Xiuwen was saving Yinhe, he seemed to have said something like this: You are not me, how do you know that I can't cure him?

So at this time, Her Majesty the Empress believed a little bit.

"How is it? Did you see it? The empress understands, but you don't understand a piece of wood. Wait a while, when the dirty emperor comes, I will let him be dirty until he dies!"

"The Witch Emperor is here, why don't you go out of the city and die?"

Ye Xiuwen said Cao Cao, and Cao Cao arrived, but at this time, it wasn't really a large group of people coming, but a few young people.

The leader is a master at the early stage of martial arts, and there are more than a dozen qi-training disciples by his side, riding horses, lined up.

"Eh? Are you all from the dirty religion?"

Ye Xiuwen saw that the people of the Dirty Sect were very enthusiastic, and the leader of the Witch Cult leader said proudly, "Of course! You monk, are you a rescuer invited by the Daughter Kingdom? Judging by your state, you are still very young." Otherwise, once my witch cult army arrives, you won’t be able to run away even if you want to, hahaha! Click! Click!”

The leader of the Witch Cult, just laughing, didn't think of anything, but it flew into his throat in vain. He stuck for a long time, but he couldn't get it out, but finally swallowed it.

The taste is a bit stinky and a little salty.

Ye Xiuwen was laughing so hard that it was him who did it.

"You, what did you eat for me?" The helmsman of the witch religion was furious.

"Hahaha! This thing doesn't grow in the sky or the earth. It grows in the northwest. It looks like a gourd. Some people call it black dates. What do you think it is?" Ye Xiuwen asked kindly.

"The sky does not grow, the earth does not grow, and it grows in the direction of the Tianshan Mountains in the northwest. It looks like a gourd, and some people say it is a black date? Could it be the legendary elixir?"

The rudder master of the Dirty Sect, his expression changed a lot, he thought: Could it be that this old monk was afraid of death, so he threw the elixir to me to save his life?
"I spit, eating a sheep dung egg actually made you so happy? If you like it, the poor monk still has it,"

Like a magic trick, Ye Xiuwen conjured up a large bag of sheep dung and threw them at these people.

Yangbaba is sticky and overwhelming, making it hard to guard against.

"Ah? This, this is disgusting, go away! Ugh!"

The sky was full of sheep dung, and there was also a smell of urine, even the warriors in the fighting period couldn't resist it, and the people retched, beat their horses and ran away.

He must go back and report to the leader that in this world, not only is his witch religion the dirtiest, but there are monks who are much dirtier than their witch religion!
At this moment, the wizards drove away, but the queen was covering her nose.

"Hmph! Comparing dirty with the poor monk, can you compare with me? Look, the dirty emperor will come in a while, and I will let him dirty to the end!"

Ye Xiuwen clapped his hands, the stench was so bad, even the gold inlaid jade hid far away.

"Candles? Isn't it a bit immoral for you to fight like this? You want to throw a pile of poop for a while, and fume away those witches?"

"Eh? You really reminded me. It's a good idea, but there's only so much sheep poop. I couldn't sleep at night. I went to the sheepfold to pick it last night. I'm sure it's all fresh."

"Uh! Uh!."

Ye Xiuwen said a word, there were not many people in the audience who didn't vomit, you didn't sleep most of the night, you went to the sheep pen to pick up the poop and play, you are really good enough.

"Her Majesty the Queen?"

Ye Xiuwen leaned in front of the empress, and wanted to grab her hand, but the empress immediately shouted: "Come on, wash master's hands!"

"Yes!"

There were court ladies, who ran away screaming.

But at this time, Ye Xiuwen said indifferently: "Your Majesty, in fact, people eat whole grains, who doesn't shit? This person shits, sheep also shit, and this shit is rootless. Not only can clear away heat and detoxify,
Eh?correct?Brother Yinhe, the poison in your body has not been healed, how about I make you some soup? "

"No, I'd rather die,"

It was the first time Yinhe said so many words, and his expression was a little funny.

This was a true swordsman, and he had killed eight thousand people if not ten thousand, but now Ye Xiuwen forced him into such a state, probably in this world, there is really no one else!
"Master? The water is coming!"

The maid ran back and took a basin of clean water, disposable towels, more than 20 pieces of soap, and there was even a maid who brought an iron brush, which completely wiped Ye Xiuwen clean.

"No need!"

Ye Xiuwen waved his hands and stood with his hands behind his back. He definitely looked like a master!

At this moment, Ye Xiuwen looked into the distance, but ten miles away, there was thick smoke billowing.

When the people from the witch religion came, the palace maid suddenly panicked, and the golden basin fell to the ground.

"Grandmaster?"

The queen was also a little nervous, because trust is one thing, but when things come to an end, that's another.

This time, I have put the entire Daughter Kingdom under the hands of this master, and if he makes a mistake, it will be a disaster for the entire Daughter Kingdom!

"Eh? Your Majesty, don't panic. My Buddha has a saying: If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? Even if you are going to hell, it will be after the poor monk!
Poor monk go first! "

"Shh!"

Before Ye Xiuwen finished speaking, he jumped off the [-]-meter-high city wall, completely planning to commit suicide.

But seeing this scene, the queen was about to cry, and thought: don't you die?You're going to die, but you killed the baby, what about my daughter country?

The queen looked down at the crenel, but she saw that nothing was wrong. Although Ye Xiuwen jumped down, he was able to do so. He landed on the ground, heading towards the rushing army of witch cults in the distance!

"Grandmaster?"

The queen wanted to follow, but she didn't want Jin Xiangyu to hold her back.

"Your Majesty, don't worry, do you have enough candles? He once killed people at my door, and I thought he was going to die, but in the end he just boasted a few words and killed everyone!"

"What?"

At this time, the empress couldn't believe it. In this year, she can kill people even if she is bragging?
(End of this chapter)