Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 247 I've tasted all the shit in the world!
"Report, report to the Witch Emperor! When we investigate, Daughter Country has invited another monk besides God of War Galaxy!"

The helmsman of the witch religion who eats sheep dung eggs has returned, and at the moment he is kneeling on a carriage that is more than ten feet in length and width.

Five hundred war horses are pulling this cart.

The big cart has no shed, only a dragon chair.

Two meters away from the dragon chair, a man in black sat on it.

But seeing this man in black robe, wearing a purple gold crown, gray hair, blue face, thin cheeks, sparse beard, fluttering in the wind, he is the legendary Witch Emperor.

The Witch Emperor spoke in a high-pitched voice, and said coldly: "Monk?"

"Yes, it is indeed a monk. This person's origin is unknown, and he is in the late stage of Qi Transformation."

"Tsk tsk, mere strength in the late stage of Qi Transformation, hahaha! What is this in our witch religion?"

Before the Witch Emperor could speak, a person spoke from behind the Witch Emperor, but he saw that this person was dressed in white, and his strength in the later stages of the martial arts was the left protector of the Witch Cult, 'Bai Wuchang'.

Of course, if there is white impermanence, there must be black impermanence, and black impermanence is standing on the right side of the Witch Emperor.

But Hei Wuchang doesn't like to talk too much, and it's usually this Bai Wuchang who speaks.

"Reporting to the Dharma Protector, although this monk's martial arts are mediocre, he is very dirty. He said he wants to compare with our witch religion to see who is dirty, but just now, he took out his feces and spit on us."

"What? Poop?"

Bai Wu has often seen people who are dirty, but he has never seen someone so dirty that he even spit on people with feces. How much courage does it have to do?
Some people say, I dare to chop people with an axe, I dare to chop people with a knife, but that is nothing.Because any of you have heard of someone who dares to spit on someone.

"I want to report to the leader, such a person is indeed difficult to fight. If I think about my majestic witch religion, at most I can only tell jokes about male thieves and prostitutes, and do some obscene things before I dare to call it a witch cult. Grabbing baba and spitting at people, I really did not expect it!" It was Zuo protector 'Bai Wuchang' who spoke again.

"Guardian Zuo? What's your opinion?" Wu Huang asked back.

"How about, let's withdraw! This battle can't be fought. If the other party loses his papa, no one will dare to take over my witch religion?"

Bai Wuchang gave a big gift, but the Wuhuang said displeasedly: "I am a dignified witch, and there are as many masters as there are forests, can't I find someone who dares to take the poop?"

"no!"

Everyone said in unison, no one was willing to pick up the poop.

"Nima?"

The Witch Emperor was about to go crazy, he pinched the tea bowl in his hand, and the tea bowl shattered, spraying tea foam all over his face.

"spit!"

The Witch Emperor spat, and all the members of the Witch Cult knelt down and said, "The Witch Emperor calms down, it is true that the other party is too dirty, and I am no match for it."

"Hmph! What's so scary about being spit on by daddy for a bunch of useless things? I even ate them!"

"Uh!."

Hei Wuchang, who hadn't spoken for three years, finally spoke, but when he spoke, the witch cultists all ran away and vomited.

Even though the Wu Emperor felt a little disgusted, he really didn't know that there was such a person by his side, and he got along day and night.

"Okay! When the monk comes in a while, you will compete with him. If he dares to spit on you, you will eat the ba-ba,"

"Yes!"

Hei Wuchang has a rough voice, but his personality is thick and subtle. From a certain level, this person may be more difficult to deal with than Bai Wuchang.

I remember that once, when he wanted to spy on a widow, he squatted under the latrine for three days and three nights.

So it can be seen that this person has extraordinary perseverance, and he can be called the best in the world!
"Report! The monk came alone and stopped my witch cult army!"

As soon as Hei Wuchang took the order, the congregation reported that it was the monk who had come.

Hei Wuchang carried the 'Sangmen Stick' which weighed more than 40 kilograms, strode forward, and shouted: "Let him prepare the papa, and I will eat as much as I come!"

"Yes! Ugh!."

That guy responded, and almost didn't spit on anyone, so he left quickly, and even talked to this black guardian in the future, he had to avoid it, this guy is simply too dirty, so dirty that he doesn't even want it.

"Hey! You monk, don't pretend to be aggressive. Our right protector said, how many poops you have in a while, spit all of them, and he ate them all.

Don't you want to be dirty?Let's see if you are our right protector's opponent! "

Witch Cult minions came to scold them, but what did Ye Xiuwen do when he heard it?I want to eat papa, but I didn't bring it?

"Nimma, this is Lao Tzu's army? Bullying Lao Tzu without papa! System? Is there any papa for sale?"

"Ding dong! Host don't make trouble, how can we sell poop with such a clean system? And you pretend to be aggressive, don't you pretend like that? Why do you pretend to be aggressive with poop? You throw sheep poop into the system box, It's already too much, are you going to make my clean system stink?"

The system is quite poor, but the main reason is that it can't take it anymore, Ye Xiuwen throws everything into the system, is this fatal?

"Stop talking nonsense, get me some stinky tofu, hehe!"

Ye Xiuwen sneered, preparing for his food battle, damn it?I want to use stinky tofu to conquer your dirty religion, and then make you unable to extricate yourself, realize your mistakes, and then kowtow to apologize to Lao Tzu!

"Come on, we are all spinach, Cai Cai Cai, Cai Cai Cai Cai Cai Cai, come on, we are all pineapples, luo luo luo, luo luo luo luo luo,."

Ye Xiuwen was very happy, he set up a barbecue stove and set up a frying pan.

And at this moment, a person fell from the sky.

But I saw this man, dressed in a black robe, with a big face and beard, holding a black mourning stick in his hand.

This mourning stick is four feet long and has a mechanism on it. It is very amazing. It is Hei Wuchang who has arrived.

As soon as Heiwuchang arrived, the person grinned wide, revealing a mouthful of golden yellow teeth.

"Who wants to take shit and spit on me? Who? It's you, the great monk? Our leader said that no matter what methods you use, our witch religion will follow suit. If you want to compare with our witch religion, you monk , It’s still a little bit worse, hahaha!.”

Hei Wuchang talked a lot today, because he can finally use his strengths, which is eating shit!
He has buried this skill for more than 40 years, but today it is finally going to shine!
"Eat-shit? Is your kid going to eat-shit?"

Ye Xiuwen asked while laying out the stinky tofu.And that Hei Wuchang vowed: "That's right, I want to eat shit! You can come here casually? There is no shit in this world that I haven't tasted,"

"Okay, let's try this piece, wow!"

(End of this chapter)