Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 25 Wife!old nun!
Chapter 25 Wife!old nun!
"Your wife? Who is your wife?"
The swordsman of the mourning gate looked puzzled, and said in his heart: You are looking for a wife, and you are looking for me here?I'm such a bachelor!
"Hey? Hey? Don't move, you, where have I seen it?"
The Sangmen Swordsman was beaten until his head was numb. He saw Ye Xiuwen with familiar eyes, but for a while, he couldn't remember who Ye Xiuwen was.
"Who do you care I am?
My daughter-in-law is so tall, she looks good in a flowery skirt, she has small breasts, and she is quite straight, tell me, have you seen it? "
Ye Xiuwen didn't talk nonsense with him, first he found Mengru talking, and the Sangmen swordsman was really confused, and suddenly realized: "Ah? That little girl is your wife?"
"That's right? Where is it? Fuck, what are you going to do to her, I'll never end with you!."
When Ye Xiuwen heard this, he immediately became angry, and when he was angry, the Sangmen swordsman became even more angry.
"Ah? Are you done with me? Are you still with me? Your daughter-in-law brought an old nun, and she couldn't help but say that she just gave me a fat beating. Look at my face? Look at my face?"
I finally found the right owner, you boy, don't leave, leave me the address of the old nun, I want to settle accounts with her! "
The swordsman of the mourning gate seemed to be crazy when he was gesticulating. He was too suffocated. As soon as the little girl arrived, he was full of enthusiasm, but in the end, the old nun came, and he was full of mouths and guns when he entered His nose and mouth were bleeding from the beating. If he hadn't kept on apologizing, he would have died at this point.
The enemy was extremely jealous when they met, and Ye Xiuwen also understood that it was the old nun who saved his sister.
Needless to say, Mengru must have gone home, and if she goes back by herself, once the marriage is concluded, it will be very exciting, a 12-year-old bride, she will be happy just thinking about it.
"The head? This kid is Ye Xiuwen! It's on the arrest warrant,"
Just as Ye Xiuwen was happy there, a talkative disciple exposed Ye Xiuwen's identity.
"Damn it, you're so fucking talkative, bang!."
Ye Xiuwen raised his hand, and as soon as a fire meteor hit him, that talkative disciple's chest exploded and he died on the street.
But it was too late now, the Sangmen swordsman heard it.
"Hahaha! This is really hard to find. It doesn't take much effort to get here! I'm looking for you, but I can't find you? You boy, you actually came to your door,"
"I'll give your grandma a roll, old dude, how dare you attack my wife? I'll kill you!"
Ye Xiuwen didn't say a word, just gave a quick meal.
This Flying Fire Meteor is extraordinary, it is called a firearm in the Ming Dynasty, because it kills people when it smokes, and the word 'Flying Fire Meteor' comes from this.
When the gun is fired, it will bring sparks, which cannot be resisted by ordinary armor and vitality, so it was given the good name of "Flying Fire Meteor".
However, this thing is useful against warriors in the Qi training period and below, but it is useless for warriors in the Qi transformation period.
Because in the Qi Transformation period, besides the change of vitality in the body, the most important thing is the transformation of spirit.
It is known as 32 Tianchong, and Tianchong no longer impacts the acupuncture points of the whole body, but opens up a person's spiritual world and communicates vitality and spirit in one.
So it is precisely because of this that the Sangmen swordsman in the qi change period has extremely strong mental power. Not only is his movement fast, but he can even catch the flight trajectory of the flying fire meteor. Ye Xiuwen's flying fire meteor.
"Hahaha! How can a little flying fireball hit us? Ye Xiuwen? Go to hell with me!"
The Sangmen Swordsman hated Ye Xiuwen to the core. Although the two had no enmity, Ye Xiuwen's daughter-in-law attracted an old nun and beat the Sangmen Swordsman.
As a result, the city gate caught fire and affected the fish in the pond.The evil fire of the Sangmen Swordsman had nowhere to go, but it all vented on Ye Xiuwen's head.
"Brother Gouzi! I'll help you,"
But seeing the old monster in the gas change period, Xiao Zhongling would have the impulse to be dumbfounded.But at this moment, her dog brother is in danger, but she can't just sit idly by.After all, two people, it was good when they were young!
"Haha! Silly sister, hit this pig's head? Do you still need your hand? I am standing here, and he himself will be condemned by God and die here, do you believe it?"
"I don't believe it!"
Ye Xiuwen was bragging to Xiao Zhongling, but he didn't want his words, but the Sangmen Swordsman heard him, and he stopped in vain. He didn't believe that there was such a spirit, that he could still suffer the punishment of God under this bright world?
If there was a divine scourge, he probably wouldn't live to such an old age, he would have been struck to death by lightning a long time ago.
"Hmph! I don't believe it!"
The swordsman of the Sangmen was so proud and extremely proud that he didn't believe in any divine punishment at all. He just stood there, and all the disciples behind him applauded.
"Yes! The master is right, there is no divine punishment in this world!"
"Yeah! If there is a scourge, we hang the door, and it will be over by now,..."
"I'm so talkative, I'll kick you to death,"
Several disciples were flattering, but one slipped his tongue, and was kicked by the mourning swordsman, kicked to death, and thrown down the mountain.Because you know too much.
"How is it? I killed another one just now, what about God's punishment?"
The Sangmen Swordsman is still waiting for God's punishment!But looking at the sky, there are only stars, not even a cloud, let alone a curse from God.
"Pretentious, look at his deadly look? Chirp! Chirp!."
Ye Xiuwen still has the face to talk about others, Xiao Zhongling will be worried to death.
"Fuck it, forget it, take care of it, watch your father and I recite the curse!"
Ye Xiuwen pretended to chant a mantra, but in fact he produced an 'intermediate disaster sign'.
This thing, like sticky bean buns made of glutinous rice noodles, was lightly crushed by Ye Xiuwen, and immediately a puff of black smoke rushed towards the Sangmen swordsman.
It was very dark, no one saw it, and the Sangmen swordsman was still shouting!
"Where is the thunder? What about the scourge? You let the thunder strike me? You let the thunder strike me? I am waiting here! You are a magic stick? Where is the scourge? If you can read the scourge, I will call you daddy ,"
"It's stuck!"
As soon as the Sangmen Swordsman said the word 'Father', a majestic bolt of lightning fell, and the Sangmen Swordsman was directly chopped off!
"Ah? The leader was struck by lightning,"
"Fuck, this must be doing too many bad things."
The disciples panicked, but at this moment, looking at the Sangmen Swordsman again, his hair was blown apart, but his whole body was black, with white smoke coming out of his mouth, and he said stupidly: "Father?"
"Ah! good son, ha! ha! ha!."
(End of this chapter)
"Your wife? Who is your wife?"
The swordsman of the mourning gate looked puzzled, and said in his heart: You are looking for a wife, and you are looking for me here?I'm such a bachelor!
"Hey? Hey? Don't move, you, where have I seen it?"
The Sangmen Swordsman was beaten until his head was numb. He saw Ye Xiuwen with familiar eyes, but for a while, he couldn't remember who Ye Xiuwen was.
"Who do you care I am?
My daughter-in-law is so tall, she looks good in a flowery skirt, she has small breasts, and she is quite straight, tell me, have you seen it? "
Ye Xiuwen didn't talk nonsense with him, first he found Mengru talking, and the Sangmen swordsman was really confused, and suddenly realized: "Ah? That little girl is your wife?"
"That's right? Where is it? Fuck, what are you going to do to her, I'll never end with you!."
When Ye Xiuwen heard this, he immediately became angry, and when he was angry, the Sangmen swordsman became even more angry.
"Ah? Are you done with me? Are you still with me? Your daughter-in-law brought an old nun, and she couldn't help but say that she just gave me a fat beating. Look at my face? Look at my face?"
I finally found the right owner, you boy, don't leave, leave me the address of the old nun, I want to settle accounts with her! "
The swordsman of the mourning gate seemed to be crazy when he was gesticulating. He was too suffocated. As soon as the little girl arrived, he was full of enthusiasm, but in the end, the old nun came, and he was full of mouths and guns when he entered His nose and mouth were bleeding from the beating. If he hadn't kept on apologizing, he would have died at this point.
The enemy was extremely jealous when they met, and Ye Xiuwen also understood that it was the old nun who saved his sister.
Needless to say, Mengru must have gone home, and if she goes back by herself, once the marriage is concluded, it will be very exciting, a 12-year-old bride, she will be happy just thinking about it.
"The head? This kid is Ye Xiuwen! It's on the arrest warrant,"
Just as Ye Xiuwen was happy there, a talkative disciple exposed Ye Xiuwen's identity.
"Damn it, you're so fucking talkative, bang!."
Ye Xiuwen raised his hand, and as soon as a fire meteor hit him, that talkative disciple's chest exploded and he died on the street.
But it was too late now, the Sangmen swordsman heard it.
"Hahaha! This is really hard to find. It doesn't take much effort to get here! I'm looking for you, but I can't find you? You boy, you actually came to your door,"
"I'll give your grandma a roll, old dude, how dare you attack my wife? I'll kill you!"
Ye Xiuwen didn't say a word, just gave a quick meal.
This Flying Fire Meteor is extraordinary, it is called a firearm in the Ming Dynasty, because it kills people when it smokes, and the word 'Flying Fire Meteor' comes from this.
When the gun is fired, it will bring sparks, which cannot be resisted by ordinary armor and vitality, so it was given the good name of "Flying Fire Meteor".
However, this thing is useful against warriors in the Qi training period and below, but it is useless for warriors in the Qi transformation period.
Because in the Qi Transformation period, besides the change of vitality in the body, the most important thing is the transformation of spirit.
It is known as 32 Tianchong, and Tianchong no longer impacts the acupuncture points of the whole body, but opens up a person's spiritual world and communicates vitality and spirit in one.
So it is precisely because of this that the Sangmen swordsman in the qi change period has extremely strong mental power. Not only is his movement fast, but he can even catch the flight trajectory of the flying fire meteor. Ye Xiuwen's flying fire meteor.
"Hahaha! How can a little flying fireball hit us? Ye Xiuwen? Go to hell with me!"
The Sangmen Swordsman hated Ye Xiuwen to the core. Although the two had no enmity, Ye Xiuwen's daughter-in-law attracted an old nun and beat the Sangmen Swordsman.
As a result, the city gate caught fire and affected the fish in the pond.The evil fire of the Sangmen Swordsman had nowhere to go, but it all vented on Ye Xiuwen's head.
"Brother Gouzi! I'll help you,"
But seeing the old monster in the gas change period, Xiao Zhongling would have the impulse to be dumbfounded.But at this moment, her dog brother is in danger, but she can't just sit idly by.After all, two people, it was good when they were young!
"Haha! Silly sister, hit this pig's head? Do you still need your hand? I am standing here, and he himself will be condemned by God and die here, do you believe it?"
"I don't believe it!"
Ye Xiuwen was bragging to Xiao Zhongling, but he didn't want his words, but the Sangmen Swordsman heard him, and he stopped in vain. He didn't believe that there was such a spirit, that he could still suffer the punishment of God under this bright world?
If there was a divine scourge, he probably wouldn't live to such an old age, he would have been struck to death by lightning a long time ago.
"Hmph! I don't believe it!"
The swordsman of the Sangmen was so proud and extremely proud that he didn't believe in any divine punishment at all. He just stood there, and all the disciples behind him applauded.
"Yes! The master is right, there is no divine punishment in this world!"
"Yeah! If there is a scourge, we hang the door, and it will be over by now,..."
"I'm so talkative, I'll kick you to death,"
Several disciples were flattering, but one slipped his tongue, and was kicked by the mourning swordsman, kicked to death, and thrown down the mountain.Because you know too much.
"How is it? I killed another one just now, what about God's punishment?"
The Sangmen Swordsman is still waiting for God's punishment!But looking at the sky, there are only stars, not even a cloud, let alone a curse from God.
"Pretentious, look at his deadly look? Chirp! Chirp!."
Ye Xiuwen still has the face to talk about others, Xiao Zhongling will be worried to death.
"Fuck it, forget it, take care of it, watch your father and I recite the curse!"
Ye Xiuwen pretended to chant a mantra, but in fact he produced an 'intermediate disaster sign'.
This thing, like sticky bean buns made of glutinous rice noodles, was lightly crushed by Ye Xiuwen, and immediately a puff of black smoke rushed towards the Sangmen swordsman.
It was very dark, no one saw it, and the Sangmen swordsman was still shouting!
"Where is the thunder? What about the scourge? You let the thunder strike me? You let the thunder strike me? I am waiting here! You are a magic stick? Where is the scourge? If you can read the scourge, I will call you daddy ,"
"It's stuck!"
As soon as the Sangmen Swordsman said the word 'Father', a majestic bolt of lightning fell, and the Sangmen Swordsman was directly chopped off!
"Ah? The leader was struck by lightning,"
"Fuck, this must be doing too many bad things."
The disciples panicked, but at this moment, looking at the Sangmen Swordsman again, his hair was blown apart, but his whole body was black, with white smoke coming out of his mouth, and he said stupidly: "Father?"
"Ah! good son, ha! ha! ha!."
(End of this chapter)
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