Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 26 Pretend to be forced and run away, so frighteningly exciting!

"Broken! What the hell,"

The Sangmen Swordsman felt that he was going to hell, but Ye Xiuwen was clapping his legs and laughing because he had taken in another good son.

"Hahaha! My son, why don't you hurry up and give Daddy a knock?"

Ye Xiuwen laughed, but the Sangmen Swordsman wiped his face and said bitterly: "It was a coincidence just now, you give me another one? You have another one?"

Ye Xiuwen felt that the omen of disaster would not be very effective based on the voice of the Sangmen Swordsman alone, and if he used another one, he could only heave in his heart, this thing, one in a hundred?

"Here's another one,"

Ye Xiuwen became cruel, and chanted the spell again, and at this moment, the swordsman of the Sangmen was stepping on the gossip step while peeking at the sky.

He's not stupid either, the flash of lightning just now almost roasted his skin, so he was more on guard, watching the lightning, where exactly it fell, he had to pinpoint it.

And as for things like divine punishment, he didn't believe it at all.How can there be divine punishment?Who has seen Scourge?If there was really a divine scourge, then the lightning bolt just now would have killed him directly.

How many immoral things he has done, others don't know, but he himself doesn't know?
So what about the hanging door swordsman chicken thief?I turned there more than 100 times, but I didn't see any lightning falling.

"Hey? Where's the scourge?"

The Sangmen Swordsman turned around more than 100 times and was tired. He regained his composure and looked for Ye Xiuwen again, but the boy was gone, even Xiao Zhongling was gone.

"What kind of person?"

The Sangmen Swordsman asked a group of disciples, and it turned out that these boys, like the Sangmen Swordsman, were waiting to see the scourge of God!No one paid attention.

"Wow? People ran away,."

All the Diaomen disciples finally came to their senses, and at this moment, there were several screams from Zangshu Pavilion.

"Huh? In the library,"

The Sangmen Swordsman chased after him without saying a word, but before he reached the library, he met Ye Xiuwen and Xiao Zhongling face to face.

The two of them were carrying big packages, which were bulging, obviously they didn't take less!
"Put it down, it's all from my house, you two thieves, you two thieves, you two stinky rascals,."

The Sangmen Swordsman didn't know how to scold Ye Xiuwen and Xiao Zhongling at this moment, so he flew to leave them behind.

But I don't want to be at this moment, the sky is as bright as day in vain, and a thunderbolt falls!
"It's stuck!"

A flash of lightning struck down in an instant, directly sending the Sangmen swordsman flying upside down, his whole body was ignited with flames, and his whole body was on fire.

"Ah? Damn, it's weird!"

The swordsman of the Sangmen just shook his body, the flames went out, and he chased Ye Xiuwen and Xiao Zhongling again.

Ye Xiuwen saw that it was broken. This intermediate disaster sign really couldn't kill the old monster with a change of spirit.

"Brother Gouzi? What should I do? That old monster is getting closer and closer?"

Xiao Zhongling leaned over, while Ye Xiuwen hugged Xiao Zhongling's waist with a bitter face.

"Brother Gouzi? At this time, you still want to take advantage? I have a sweetheart?"

"Damn, you're only the size of a bean sprout, and you already have a sweetheart?"

Ye Xiuwen felt that today's children all fall in love early, tell me about you, you are only 16 years old, and you already have a sweetheart, when will you live to be old?
"Brother Gouzi? I just heard that my sister-in-law is only 12 years old?"

"Pfft! Cough cough!"

Ye Xiuwen slapped himself, thinking that puppy love is still very beneficial.

"Haha! You can't leave!"

Just as Ye Xiuwen and Xiao Zhongling were discussing the issue of puppy love, the Swordsman of the Sangmen had already caught up. He jumped in the air and stood in front of Ye Xiuwen and the two of them.

"Grandpa, you old bastard, you have to remember for me, 30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, I will come back in three months, I will take your dog's life, you will be punished by God!"

Ye Xiuwen roared angrily, and the Sangmen Swordsman hurriedly protected his head.His head was fried right now, like a bird's nest, so he covered his head with his left hand, and held a sword in his right hand, acting like a lightning rod.

No, no divine punishment, he was played by Ye Xiuwen again.

"What the hell, I was cheated again!"

The Sangmen Swordsman found out that he had been deceived, and looked at Ye Xiuwen's original position again.But as expected, Ye Xiuwen and Xiao Zhongling had fled long ago.

And this time, even he couldn't catch Ye Xiuwen's escape track, and he didn't know why Ye Xiuwen ran so fast, he disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"Forget it, I still go to the leader and tell him about it. This kid is simply too weird, and even Xiao Zhongling was rescued by him."

The Sangmen swordsman had no choice but to take advantage of the night and go to Wanjian Villa to confess his crime.

And at this moment, what about Ye Xiuwen?But he laughed there: "Hahaha! I pretended to be forced and ran away, hahaha! It's so exciting!."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have completed the pretense and run, hidden mission, and you will get an additional force +200."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you have won the title of 'Da Ming ** King': movement speed +1, defense +1, attack +1, dodge +1."

"Hahaha! I didn't expect that the title has this effect?"

Ye Xiuwen was very happy, and dragged countless phantoms behind him, running all the way to Qingshi Village, and then stopped.

"Hoo! Hoo!."

People were still outside the village, and the mid-level Shenxing vest failed, and Ye Xiuwen felt as if he had fallen apart. He gasped violently, and fell into a pile with Xiao Zhongling.

"oops!"

With a fall, Xiao Zhongling woke up.Because the speed was too fast just now, it was like going on a roller coaster, it made her so uncomfortable that she almost vomited.

"Brother Gouzi? What kind of lightness skill are you doing? Why are you so fast? Even the masters of the gas change period can't catch up with you?"

"Huh! Huh! You make me gasp. I'll pretend to be more forceful,"

"Brother Gouzi? You've changed. You weren't like this before?"

"Sister? It's not that my brother has changed, it's that the world has changed, and I don't even know him anymore."

Ye Xiuwen's eyes were melancholy, deep, and full of vicissitudes.And just this kind of look, it seems that even a little girl can't bear it.

"Brother Gouzi? You must have suffered a lot these years, right?"

"Isn't that right? Your Uncle Ye is missing. You can't see anyone alive or dead! And there are no masters around the little emperor. He was bullied to death by an old eunuch. When I left, that old dog still had to make trouble. Come on, want to abolish the emperor? I'm so worried, I'm fucked, "

"Brother Gouzi? Then it's really not easy for you."

"Yeah! Do you work hard every day? No way, for this country, for the people, there is really no way,"

Ye Xiuwen's concern for the country and the people moved Xiao Zhongling again, he patted his chest, and said righteously: "Come on, Brother Gouzi? I see that you are tired too, may I borrow you for a while?"

"Isn't that good? What if someone sees this?"

"The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, how can they be so particular? I will let you rely on it, and you will rely on it!"

"Haha! Then I will rely on it,"

(End of this chapter)