Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 31 I'm a bit forced, pretending to be confused!
Chapter 31 I'm a bit forced, pretending to be confused!
"Mom, what's wrong with this? It's awesome! System, quickly find me a Xuansi pulse diagnosis,"
While walking, Ye Xiuwen looked for the system to think of a way. If he agreed to this matter, then he had to do it, and in the future, he could also use it to pretend to be coercive.
Wherever you go, if someone is sick, take out the steel wire, tie the person up, and the disease will be discovered, how awesome is that?
"Ding dong! The system prompts that there is no such thing as Xuansi pulse diagnosis. According to legend, this method comes from Dongsheng Shenzhou'Monkey King',"
"What? Monkey King is still out? Can it be useful?"
"Ding dong! The system prompts that Xuansi pulse diagnosis does not exist. It was because Monkey King used this method back then because he had a sharp eye,"
"Mist grass, can you? Don't talk about Monkey King?" Ye Xiuwen was furious!
"Ding dong, that Po monkey,"
"puff!"
Ye Xiuwen held Xiao Zhongling in his arms, and spit wildly there, he was pissed off by the system.
"Brother Gouzi? What's wrong with you?" Xiao Zhongling was quite concerned.
"It's nothing, I just think this forest is quite quiet, why isn't there even a sound of birds and beasts?"
Ye Xiuwen originally wanted to change the topic, but he didn't want to be hit by what he said.
"That's right! In the past, there were birds in this forest, and I don't know where they went. By the way, Brother Gouzi, it's not far away, and it's my house. My father must be happy to see you!"
"Yeah! I haven't seen Uncle Xiao for a long time, and I miss him so much!"
When Ye Xiuwen said this, he himself didn't believe it.
"Eh? Sister? You see a person lying in front of you, is it your father?"
There is a big tree in front of it, and half of a leg is exposed behind the big tree, wearing black pants.It looked like a man's leg.
"Can't you? My father can't come out because of nothing."
When Xiao Zhongling saw that leg, he also quickened his pace, but when the two rushed over, they found that it was a dead man dressed in black.
The man was already dead, and there was a strange iron stick on his head. The iron stick was as thick as chopsticks and about three inches long.
"This is my dad's darts."
Xiao Zhongling's face tightened in vain, and he had disappeared in place.
Ye Xiuwen followed closely behind, thinking: Don't let anything happen in this meeting!Do you still want to find a wife?If Xiao Sheng died, then his wife would be finished.
But in the end, it was really over, there were no less than 40 corpses lying outside the bamboo house, all of them were men in black, and Xiao Sheng disappeared, and the house was turned into a mess.
"Father? Father?."
Xiao Zhongling looked for his father everywhere, but Ye Xiuwen didn't move, because he was a man who had watched more than 700 episodes of Conan, knew more than 600 ways to kill people, was proficient in more than 200 ways to kill in secret rooms, knew hundreds of poisons, and made all kinds of poisons. Alibi, clever use of fishing lines, tape recorders, daggers, poisonous needles and other crime tools,
Of course, this is useless at all. The most important thing is that Ye Xiuwen fell in love with criminal investigation because of this. He gently raised the palm of a man in black, and discovered a big secret!
"Sister? Come back!"
Ye Xiuwen shouted loudly, Xiao Zhongling ran back.
"Brother Gouzi? What's the matter? My father is gone?"
"I know your father is missing, but I found a clue,."
"clue?"
Xiao Zhongling was so anxious that his lips became dry, he couldn't help brushing his wet hair, and moved closer.
"Brother Gouzi? Is it reliable?"
"Of course, I have watched more than 700 episodes of Conan, and I am proficient in 600. By the way, you don't seem to have seen Conan before."
But seeing Xiao Zhongling's incomprehensible eyes, Ye Xiuwen knew that he had failed in pretending. He could only raise the palm of the man in black, and said professionally: "Sister? Did you see that man's palm? With calluses!"
"Oh! Brother Gouzi, what's so special about having calluses? We martial arts practitioners, who doesn't have calluses on their hands?"
"Wrong girl, it's not uncommon to have calluses, what's strange is that this person's calluses are rare, come and see!"
Ye Xiuwen pulled out a long barrel of Fire Meteor from under the corpse, and placed it in the hands of the man in black.The result fit perfectly with the location of the callus!
"Sister? Did you see that? This guy uses the Fire Meteor."
"Oh, Brother Gouzi? You are so powerful, you can tell from this callus that he used Feihuo Meteor. You are simply amazing." Xiao Zhongling was happy, and thumped Ye Xiuwen's chest.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +20 in aggressiveness."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you can succeed in pretending to be foolish, and the system will give you an additional reward of +100."
"Fuck, what do you mean by muddled pretense? I'm very professional, okay?"
Ye Xiuwen didn't want to understand what was going on, but it's good to be forceful.
"By the way, girl, I checked a dozen people, and they all have calluses on their hands. It seems that this is a school? What school is it?"
Ye Xiuwen was thinking, deep, melancholy, and serious, which made Xiao Zhongling dumbfounded.
"Tsk! Don't always look at me? Are there any enemies? This is no ordinary robbery?"
Ye Xiuwen smacked his lips, because solving the case was secondary, he had to find his wife, that was the real deal.
"Don't look, brother Gouzi, this must be done by the 'Flying Star Pavilion'!"
"Flying Star Pavilion? Brother is in charge of most of the secrets of the six doors, why haven't you heard of this 'Flying Star Pavilion'?" Ye Xiuwen asked in confusion.
"It's newly built. It seems that it has been less than half a year. I have met the owner of the Flying Star Pavilion. He came to beg my father to pass the 'Three Thousand Demon Slayers' to him. My father refused, saying that his intentions were not right. , he can't help the evildoers!"
"Three Thousand Demon Slayers? What is that?" Ye Xiuwen's eyes lit up, and it sounded like a pretentious name.
"My father created it in his later years. He said that he still has a wish unfulfilled!"
Xiao Zhongling thought for a moment, and told Ye Xiuwen a story about his father.
That was six years ago, the Thousand-Handed Buddha - Xiao Sheng, brought Xiao Zhongling out of the capital, and met a strong enemy of his own.
This person also used hidden weapons, so he was nicknamed 'Avalokitesvara of Thousand Hands'.
The two refused to accept each other, and they competed with hidden weapons in 'Wang Tianya'.As a result, Thousand-Handed Buddha lost by one dart.
His two kneecaps were shattered by Avalokitesvara with darts, while Xiao Sheng blinded him in one eye.
In fact, logically speaking, this battle should be regarded as a loss for both sides, but Xiao Sheng felt that he was always short of a dart, so he created the "Three Thousand Demon Slayers" in his later years.
These three thousand devil-slaying hands are very powerful. Once they are used, even Xiao Sheng himself can't control them, the lethality is simply too great, and it is extremely terrifying.
"Oh! So powerful? Sister, what about this martial skill? Don't be searched away?"
Ye Xiuwen was very happy, he didn't want this kind of pretentious magic weapon, and his heart was itchy and flustered.
"Yes!"
With Ye Xiuwen's reminder, Xiao Zhongling was also surprised.He quickly turned back into the house and opened the cabinet near the corner.
The cabinet was opened, and there was a stack of bowls inside. There were three bowls in a stack, two porcelain bowls on top, and an iron bowl on the bottom.
Xiao Zhongling took down the two porcelain bowls on top, and twisted the iron bowl at the bottom!
"Boom!"
The iron bowl was twisted a few times, and the bottom shelf sank directly, revealing several bound books!
"Hahaha! It's really hard to find nowhere to go through the iron shoes, so it doesn't take much effort? Hahaha! Thank you for helping me find the cheat book!"
(End of this chapter)
"Mom, what's wrong with this? It's awesome! System, quickly find me a Xuansi pulse diagnosis,"
While walking, Ye Xiuwen looked for the system to think of a way. If he agreed to this matter, then he had to do it, and in the future, he could also use it to pretend to be coercive.
Wherever you go, if someone is sick, take out the steel wire, tie the person up, and the disease will be discovered, how awesome is that?
"Ding dong! The system prompts that there is no such thing as Xuansi pulse diagnosis. According to legend, this method comes from Dongsheng Shenzhou'Monkey King',"
"What? Monkey King is still out? Can it be useful?"
"Ding dong! The system prompts that Xuansi pulse diagnosis does not exist. It was because Monkey King used this method back then because he had a sharp eye,"
"Mist grass, can you? Don't talk about Monkey King?" Ye Xiuwen was furious!
"Ding dong, that Po monkey,"
"puff!"
Ye Xiuwen held Xiao Zhongling in his arms, and spit wildly there, he was pissed off by the system.
"Brother Gouzi? What's wrong with you?" Xiao Zhongling was quite concerned.
"It's nothing, I just think this forest is quite quiet, why isn't there even a sound of birds and beasts?"
Ye Xiuwen originally wanted to change the topic, but he didn't want to be hit by what he said.
"That's right! In the past, there were birds in this forest, and I don't know where they went. By the way, Brother Gouzi, it's not far away, and it's my house. My father must be happy to see you!"
"Yeah! I haven't seen Uncle Xiao for a long time, and I miss him so much!"
When Ye Xiuwen said this, he himself didn't believe it.
"Eh? Sister? You see a person lying in front of you, is it your father?"
There is a big tree in front of it, and half of a leg is exposed behind the big tree, wearing black pants.It looked like a man's leg.
"Can't you? My father can't come out because of nothing."
When Xiao Zhongling saw that leg, he also quickened his pace, but when the two rushed over, they found that it was a dead man dressed in black.
The man was already dead, and there was a strange iron stick on his head. The iron stick was as thick as chopsticks and about three inches long.
"This is my dad's darts."
Xiao Zhongling's face tightened in vain, and he had disappeared in place.
Ye Xiuwen followed closely behind, thinking: Don't let anything happen in this meeting!Do you still want to find a wife?If Xiao Sheng died, then his wife would be finished.
But in the end, it was really over, there were no less than 40 corpses lying outside the bamboo house, all of them were men in black, and Xiao Sheng disappeared, and the house was turned into a mess.
"Father? Father?."
Xiao Zhongling looked for his father everywhere, but Ye Xiuwen didn't move, because he was a man who had watched more than 700 episodes of Conan, knew more than 600 ways to kill people, was proficient in more than 200 ways to kill in secret rooms, knew hundreds of poisons, and made all kinds of poisons. Alibi, clever use of fishing lines, tape recorders, daggers, poisonous needles and other crime tools,
Of course, this is useless at all. The most important thing is that Ye Xiuwen fell in love with criminal investigation because of this. He gently raised the palm of a man in black, and discovered a big secret!
"Sister? Come back!"
Ye Xiuwen shouted loudly, Xiao Zhongling ran back.
"Brother Gouzi? What's the matter? My father is gone?"
"I know your father is missing, but I found a clue,."
"clue?"
Xiao Zhongling was so anxious that his lips became dry, he couldn't help brushing his wet hair, and moved closer.
"Brother Gouzi? Is it reliable?"
"Of course, I have watched more than 700 episodes of Conan, and I am proficient in 600. By the way, you don't seem to have seen Conan before."
But seeing Xiao Zhongling's incomprehensible eyes, Ye Xiuwen knew that he had failed in pretending. He could only raise the palm of the man in black, and said professionally: "Sister? Did you see that man's palm? With calluses!"
"Oh! Brother Gouzi, what's so special about having calluses? We martial arts practitioners, who doesn't have calluses on their hands?"
"Wrong girl, it's not uncommon to have calluses, what's strange is that this person's calluses are rare, come and see!"
Ye Xiuwen pulled out a long barrel of Fire Meteor from under the corpse, and placed it in the hands of the man in black.The result fit perfectly with the location of the callus!
"Sister? Did you see that? This guy uses the Fire Meteor."
"Oh, Brother Gouzi? You are so powerful, you can tell from this callus that he used Feihuo Meteor. You are simply amazing." Xiao Zhongling was happy, and thumped Ye Xiuwen's chest.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you succeeded in pretending to be aggressive, and you got +20 in aggressiveness."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, you can succeed in pretending to be foolish, and the system will give you an additional reward of +100."
"Fuck, what do you mean by muddled pretense? I'm very professional, okay?"
Ye Xiuwen didn't want to understand what was going on, but it's good to be forceful.
"By the way, girl, I checked a dozen people, and they all have calluses on their hands. It seems that this is a school? What school is it?"
Ye Xiuwen was thinking, deep, melancholy, and serious, which made Xiao Zhongling dumbfounded.
"Tsk! Don't always look at me? Are there any enemies? This is no ordinary robbery?"
Ye Xiuwen smacked his lips, because solving the case was secondary, he had to find his wife, that was the real deal.
"Don't look, brother Gouzi, this must be done by the 'Flying Star Pavilion'!"
"Flying Star Pavilion? Brother is in charge of most of the secrets of the six doors, why haven't you heard of this 'Flying Star Pavilion'?" Ye Xiuwen asked in confusion.
"It's newly built. It seems that it has been less than half a year. I have met the owner of the Flying Star Pavilion. He came to beg my father to pass the 'Three Thousand Demon Slayers' to him. My father refused, saying that his intentions were not right. , he can't help the evildoers!"
"Three Thousand Demon Slayers? What is that?" Ye Xiuwen's eyes lit up, and it sounded like a pretentious name.
"My father created it in his later years. He said that he still has a wish unfulfilled!"
Xiao Zhongling thought for a moment, and told Ye Xiuwen a story about his father.
That was six years ago, the Thousand-Handed Buddha - Xiao Sheng, brought Xiao Zhongling out of the capital, and met a strong enemy of his own.
This person also used hidden weapons, so he was nicknamed 'Avalokitesvara of Thousand Hands'.
The two refused to accept each other, and they competed with hidden weapons in 'Wang Tianya'.As a result, Thousand-Handed Buddha lost by one dart.
His two kneecaps were shattered by Avalokitesvara with darts, while Xiao Sheng blinded him in one eye.
In fact, logically speaking, this battle should be regarded as a loss for both sides, but Xiao Sheng felt that he was always short of a dart, so he created the "Three Thousand Demon Slayers" in his later years.
These three thousand devil-slaying hands are very powerful. Once they are used, even Xiao Sheng himself can't control them, the lethality is simply too great, and it is extremely terrifying.
"Oh! So powerful? Sister, what about this martial skill? Don't be searched away?"
Ye Xiuwen was very happy, he didn't want this kind of pretentious magic weapon, and his heart was itchy and flustered.
"Yes!"
With Ye Xiuwen's reminder, Xiao Zhongling was also surprised.He quickly turned back into the house and opened the cabinet near the corner.
The cabinet was opened, and there was a stack of bowls inside. There were three bowls in a stack, two porcelain bowls on top, and an iron bowl on the bottom.
Xiao Zhongling took down the two porcelain bowls on top, and twisted the iron bowl at the bottom!
"Boom!"
The iron bowl was twisted a few times, and the bottom shelf sank directly, revealing several bound books!
"Hahaha! It's really hard to find nowhere to go through the iron shoes, so it doesn't take much effort? Hahaha! Thank you for helping me find the cheat book!"
(End of this chapter)
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