Martial Arts Super Slap System
Chapter 37 It's time to pretend!
Chapter 37 It's time to pretend!
"Paralysis? Who is this person? Wucao, is he crazy? What is he calling for in a state of pulse training?"
At this moment, Ye Xiuwen caused public outrage. Among the 300 people, at least half wanted to strangle him to death!
"Ah? You don't know yet, do you? This person is called 'Diao Zhatian'. He just killed a big man in the middle of Qi training outside the door. That person is called the Demon King of Hunshi!"
"What? He beat the devil king to death? Is this person so powerful?"
"How can there be? He only killed the Demon King with a flying fire meteor!"
"Mist Grass, that's a flying fire meteor? As soon as it smokes, you will die!"
Everyone was horrified, but they didn't expect that at this moment, there was another person who laughed loudly and said, "What's so terrible about flying fire meteors? If we were one-on-one, we would naturally be at a disadvantage, but now, it's a gang fight? When the time comes, we will fight together." Come on, take his flying fire meteor first, then give him a flat kick, and kick him out."
"Yes! That's absolutely right, let's kick him out first and see how arrogant he is!"
"Brother? Did you cause trouble? They all want to kill you first, and then they will fight!"
Xiao Zhongling heard all the heartfelt words of those applicants. The little girl turned around and reported to Ye Xiuwen.
But I don't want to, Ye Xiuwen laughed loudly after hearing this, "Hahaha! Just because they are hot chickens, they will be my opponent?"
"What? How dare he call us spicy chicken? Eh? What is spicy chicken?"
"Yeah? What is spicy chicken?"
A group of applicants, who had never heard such an inscrutable vocabulary, looked eager for knowledge.
And Ye Xiuwen didn't hide it, and taught him all he had, saying: "Everyone, everyone, this 'spicy chicken' is rubbish, I mean, everyone here, you are all rubbish, hahaha! .”
"Mist grass, he scolded us? Fuck him, fuck him,..."
Ye Xiuwen's words aroused public outrage. Even warriors from other teams ran over, rolled up their arms and sleeves, with a fierce look on their faces, and they were about to attack.
"Nima?"
The Great Elder of Feixing Pavilion was stunned by the scene in front of him. He had never seen such a supportive person, who actually got involved with so many people just because of his own words.
He has to help!He must not let his fans be tortured to death every second, so he hurriedly shouted: "What are you doing? What are you doing? Return them all, otherwise your qualifications for applying for the job will be cancelled, and you will be turned against you?"
With this sentence, everyone backed away, but they continued to scold. Anyway, according to what these people meant, Ye Xiuwen would not be able to get out of the Flying Star Pavilion, and he would definitely die here.
Let you hold your stinky feet, make you pretend, let you, .?
In any case, Ye Xiuwen had no way out, a bunch of people were sharpening their knives!
"Hahaha! This little brother? You are such a good boy? But your realm is too low, and you have offended so many people. How about I find you a job? How about you stay in my Feixing Pavilion?"
The Great Elder of Flying Star Pavilion was completely conquered by Ye Xiuwen, and he was afraid that he would die, so he even left him a good job.
"Eh? You're wrong. As the Great Elder of Feixing Pavilion, how can you play favoritism? You can't cheat me for personal gain just because I support you. It's wrong for you to do this!
A real man, born in troubled times, will be a hero in life, and a hero in death!
Even if I die today, am I still a hero?You can't stop me, a motivated young man from the Ming Dynasty, from pursuing my ideals in life.
I am a young eagle, I will spread my wings and fly high."
"Okay! Oh! Daddy, don't talk about it. I understand. Back then, my dad died like this, and he said the same thing. Then, and then there was no more,
You little brother, you are so kind, you are exactly like my father, you have a fighting spirit! "The Great Elder of Feixing Pavilion cried like a tearful man, seeing Ye Xiuwen, he thought of his father.
"Good boy, be good! Be good! It's a pity to have a child without a father? It's okay, I don't mind, I will be your father in the future, and your father will be me," Ye Xiuwen didn't mind, and took in another old son.
"Oh! Daddy!" The chief elder of Feixing Pavilion, definitely lacking paternal love, hugged Ye Xiuwen and began to call him Daddy.
"puff!"
At this moment, the whole audience vomited blood, it was so messed up, and I don't know what happened, anyway, it was right to vomit blood.
"Okay son, don't cry, let's start the martial arts competition. Even if I die in battle today, don't make a move! You must not make a move?"
"It's dad! It's dad, you are such a good young man with ambition!"
Ye Xiuwen and the Great Elder parted in tears, and a recruitment contest centered on Ye Xiuwen finally kicked off.
In an instant, more than 300 people surrounded Ye Xiuwen in an embracing posture.
"Boy? Are you so cool? Are you pretending to be aggressive?"
"That's right, are you pretending to be more aggressive? Are you more pissed off? Each of us can drown you with a mouthful of saliva!"
Everyone gathered around, holding all kinds of weapons, and grinning at Ye Xiuwen, it was going to be a gang fight.
Xiao Zhongling had never seen this before, so she was a little nervous. Although she was also a master of the Qi training stage, she was indeed a little timid with so many people on the other side.
"Brother Gouzi? You are not allowed to act aggressively, you have to act aggressively, this is all right, there are so many people, what should we do?"
"The wind is blowing, the water is cold, the strong man is gone, and he will never return!
Brother, I want to pretend to be a new realm. Didn't you see that the great elder of Feixing Pavilion was conquered by me?This is the charm of pretense!
Some of this is so forceful that you don’t need to pretend, and some of it is so forceful that you have to pretend to show it to others!
If I'm not pretending, how will they know that I'm pretending, and if I'm not pretending, which one of them can recognize me?
So pretending to be coercive is very important. If you are a bit coercive, even if you know you are dead, you still have to pretend! .”
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +80 force."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +50 force."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +60 force."
"Wucao, this time pretending to be coercive is very successful? There are so many coercion patterns? It seems that educated people can only succeed by pretending to be coercive?"
Ye Xiuwen was secretly delighted, knowing that he had comprehended the highest level of pretense.
Pretending to be aggressive is actually not scary, the scary thing is that people who pretend to be aggressive are educated!
"Brother Gouzi! Go and pretend to be aggressive! I won't stop you anymore." Xiao Zhongling burst into tears, and could no longer stop Ye Xiuwen from continuing to act aggressive.
"Woo! Woo!. I'm so touched!"
"That's right! That's right! Although this person is very annoying, he can be considered a character if he can fight for his whole life for his pretentious career!"
"Yes! Yes! Such a person, even if he dies, is still a hero in the world. We will put a tombstone on your grave, which says, you died because you were pretending to be aggressive!"
"Wucao, what kind of human nature are you all? You're so moved, why don't you all kneel down and call daddy, and cooperate with me to pretend to be coercive?"
Ye Xiuwen couldn't listen anymore, because these people were not sincere at all, and his compulsion was not long! .
(End of this chapter)
"Paralysis? Who is this person? Wucao, is he crazy? What is he calling for in a state of pulse training?"
At this moment, Ye Xiuwen caused public outrage. Among the 300 people, at least half wanted to strangle him to death!
"Ah? You don't know yet, do you? This person is called 'Diao Zhatian'. He just killed a big man in the middle of Qi training outside the door. That person is called the Demon King of Hunshi!"
"What? He beat the devil king to death? Is this person so powerful?"
"How can there be? He only killed the Demon King with a flying fire meteor!"
"Mist Grass, that's a flying fire meteor? As soon as it smokes, you will die!"
Everyone was horrified, but they didn't expect that at this moment, there was another person who laughed loudly and said, "What's so terrible about flying fire meteors? If we were one-on-one, we would naturally be at a disadvantage, but now, it's a gang fight? When the time comes, we will fight together." Come on, take his flying fire meteor first, then give him a flat kick, and kick him out."
"Yes! That's absolutely right, let's kick him out first and see how arrogant he is!"
"Brother? Did you cause trouble? They all want to kill you first, and then they will fight!"
Xiao Zhongling heard all the heartfelt words of those applicants. The little girl turned around and reported to Ye Xiuwen.
But I don't want to, Ye Xiuwen laughed loudly after hearing this, "Hahaha! Just because they are hot chickens, they will be my opponent?"
"What? How dare he call us spicy chicken? Eh? What is spicy chicken?"
"Yeah? What is spicy chicken?"
A group of applicants, who had never heard such an inscrutable vocabulary, looked eager for knowledge.
And Ye Xiuwen didn't hide it, and taught him all he had, saying: "Everyone, everyone, this 'spicy chicken' is rubbish, I mean, everyone here, you are all rubbish, hahaha! .”
"Mist grass, he scolded us? Fuck him, fuck him,..."
Ye Xiuwen's words aroused public outrage. Even warriors from other teams ran over, rolled up their arms and sleeves, with a fierce look on their faces, and they were about to attack.
"Nima?"
The Great Elder of Feixing Pavilion was stunned by the scene in front of him. He had never seen such a supportive person, who actually got involved with so many people just because of his own words.
He has to help!He must not let his fans be tortured to death every second, so he hurriedly shouted: "What are you doing? What are you doing? Return them all, otherwise your qualifications for applying for the job will be cancelled, and you will be turned against you?"
With this sentence, everyone backed away, but they continued to scold. Anyway, according to what these people meant, Ye Xiuwen would not be able to get out of the Flying Star Pavilion, and he would definitely die here.
Let you hold your stinky feet, make you pretend, let you, .?
In any case, Ye Xiuwen had no way out, a bunch of people were sharpening their knives!
"Hahaha! This little brother? You are such a good boy? But your realm is too low, and you have offended so many people. How about I find you a job? How about you stay in my Feixing Pavilion?"
The Great Elder of Flying Star Pavilion was completely conquered by Ye Xiuwen, and he was afraid that he would die, so he even left him a good job.
"Eh? You're wrong. As the Great Elder of Feixing Pavilion, how can you play favoritism? You can't cheat me for personal gain just because I support you. It's wrong for you to do this!
A real man, born in troubled times, will be a hero in life, and a hero in death!
Even if I die today, am I still a hero?You can't stop me, a motivated young man from the Ming Dynasty, from pursuing my ideals in life.
I am a young eagle, I will spread my wings and fly high."
"Okay! Oh! Daddy, don't talk about it. I understand. Back then, my dad died like this, and he said the same thing. Then, and then there was no more,
You little brother, you are so kind, you are exactly like my father, you have a fighting spirit! "The Great Elder of Feixing Pavilion cried like a tearful man, seeing Ye Xiuwen, he thought of his father.
"Good boy, be good! Be good! It's a pity to have a child without a father? It's okay, I don't mind, I will be your father in the future, and your father will be me," Ye Xiuwen didn't mind, and took in another old son.
"Oh! Daddy!" The chief elder of Feixing Pavilion, definitely lacking paternal love, hugged Ye Xiuwen and began to call him Daddy.
"puff!"
At this moment, the whole audience vomited blood, it was so messed up, and I don't know what happened, anyway, it was right to vomit blood.
"Okay son, don't cry, let's start the martial arts competition. Even if I die in battle today, don't make a move! You must not make a move?"
"It's dad! It's dad, you are such a good young man with ambition!"
Ye Xiuwen and the Great Elder parted in tears, and a recruitment contest centered on Ye Xiuwen finally kicked off.
In an instant, more than 300 people surrounded Ye Xiuwen in an embracing posture.
"Boy? Are you so cool? Are you pretending to be aggressive?"
"That's right, are you pretending to be more aggressive? Are you more pissed off? Each of us can drown you with a mouthful of saliva!"
Everyone gathered around, holding all kinds of weapons, and grinning at Ye Xiuwen, it was going to be a gang fight.
Xiao Zhongling had never seen this before, so she was a little nervous. Although she was also a master of the Qi training stage, she was indeed a little timid with so many people on the other side.
"Brother Gouzi? You are not allowed to act aggressively, you have to act aggressively, this is all right, there are so many people, what should we do?"
"The wind is blowing, the water is cold, the strong man is gone, and he will never return!
Brother, I want to pretend to be a new realm. Didn't you see that the great elder of Feixing Pavilion was conquered by me?This is the charm of pretense!
Some of this is so forceful that you don’t need to pretend, and some of it is so forceful that you have to pretend to show it to others!
If I'm not pretending, how will they know that I'm pretending, and if I'm not pretending, which one of them can recognize me?
So pretending to be coercive is very important. If you are a bit coercive, even if you know you are dead, you still have to pretend! .”
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +80 force."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +50 force."
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +60 force."
"Wucao, this time pretending to be coercive is very successful? There are so many coercion patterns? It seems that educated people can only succeed by pretending to be coercive?"
Ye Xiuwen was secretly delighted, knowing that he had comprehended the highest level of pretense.
Pretending to be aggressive is actually not scary, the scary thing is that people who pretend to be aggressive are educated!
"Brother Gouzi! Go and pretend to be aggressive! I won't stop you anymore." Xiao Zhongling burst into tears, and could no longer stop Ye Xiuwen from continuing to act aggressive.
"Woo! Woo!. I'm so touched!"
"That's right! That's right! Although this person is very annoying, he can be considered a character if he can fight for his whole life for his pretentious career!"
"Yes! Yes! Such a person, even if he dies, is still a hero in the world. We will put a tombstone on your grave, which says, you died because you were pretending to be aggressive!"
"Wucao, what kind of human nature are you all? You're so moved, why don't you all kneel down and call daddy, and cooperate with me to pretend to be coercive?"
Ye Xiuwen couldn't listen anymore, because these people were not sincere at all, and his compulsion was not long! .
(End of this chapter)
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