Martial Arts Super Slap System

Chapter 66 Don't run away, come and watch me pretend!

Chapter 66 Don't run away, come back and watch me pretend!

"Hmph! In this world, no one can escape my 'secret door' 'Shadowless Knife'!"

The leading man in black caught the Wuying Dao that flew back, very proud.

And this shadowless knife can be regarded as a secret skill of the secret door.

The knife is like a sickle, shaped like a crescent moon, without a handle, only with a blade. When it flies out, it will follow you like a shadow and will never make a sound. That's why the "Shadowless Knife" got its name.

Moreover, it is precisely because of this unique skill that 'Secret Door' has become the most feared second killer organization in the world!
"Haha! Master Deacon? Are you really tall? The eagle dog of the same realm was killed by you with just one move?"

"Isn't this nonsense? We Deacon Sun, who is that? He is a master among the masters. Even a warrior in the Qi Transformation Period, didn't he die under Deacon Sun's Shadowless Sword?"

"That's right, Deacon Sun's martial arts are all over the world, he is unparalleled in the world! Hahaha!"

"Haha! Acceptance! Acceptance! Everyone, you are also the elite of my secret door!"

All the subordinates praised him, but the leader, Deacon Sun, was even modest.

"Grilled chicken wings, my favorite!.Grilled chicken wings, my favorite!."

Just as many secret disciples were flattering each other, there was singing.

Ye Xiuwen's singing voice was always so unpleasant, and he came with two golden roasted wings in his hands, twisting his buttocks.

"Yo! Isn't this the bitch princess? Are you tired? Lay down? Haha!."

Ye Xiuwen was very happy, he never expected that Princess Jianning would not leave in order to eat her golden roasted wings!
"This is for you, you go quickly,"

Princess Jianning was seriously injured. She knew she couldn't go, so she took out a scroll from the satchel beside her and stuffed it into Ye Xiuwen's hand.

"What is this?"

"This,."

Before Princess Jianning could say anything, Ye Xiuwen's golden roasted wings were stuffed into her mouth, a serious bet.

"You eat first, I'll see for myself! Haha!."

Ye Xiuwen tore the scroll apart in front of the other party, but Princess Jianning wanted to stop it, but found that she couldn't make any sound at all, because her mouth was still blocked by the golden roasted wings!
And that damned Ye Xiuwen stabbed the golden roasted wings up to her throat, making her feel nauseous, but she couldn't vomit.

That kind of taste, don't mention how uncomfortable it is.

"Ah! Ah! This is amazing. This secret door colluded with the old dog Wei Zhongxian, practiced the 'Longevity Pill', captured boys and girls, 500 people each, and dug out their hearts and livers. It's devoid of conscience!

Oops! .”

Ye Xiuwen was amazed there, but almost made Princess Jianning cry in anger.These are all incriminating evidence?If you read it out, can you still run?

"Hmph! This man, is it really interesting? Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!."

Deacon Sun of the secret door didn't know what to say, he thought he had met a fool.

"puff!"

Princess Jianning was so angry that she spat out a mouthful of blood along with the golden roasted wings. As a result, she couldn't hold on any longer, fell on her back and passed out.

"Oh? What's going on here? Could it be my golden grilled wings, it's too unpalatable?"

Ye Xiuwen rolled up the scroll casually, then picked up another golden roasted wing, tore it hard, and savored it slowly.

"Hey, Te Niang's taste is a little bit bad, it must be because the heat is not enough!"

Ye Xiuwen changed his face in vain because his golden roasted wings failed.

"Come on, kill him, together with that princess. This matter must not be known to outsiders. This is not only a matter of losing his head, but also a matter of damaging morality,"

Deacon Sun had seen enough, and ordered the two masters of the Qi training period beside him to kill people and silence them.

The two of them didn't pay attention to Ye Xiuwen at all, and didn't even draw out their knives, and said coldly: "Boy, today is your unlucky day, and you caught up with such a thing, you died yourself, or let us Brother, do it?"

"etc!."

Ye Xiuwen made a pause gesture, and the two boys didn't know what was going on, but they stood in front of Ye Xiuwen, less than ten meters away.

And at this moment?When Ye Xiuwen turned around, there was an extra stick in his hand, and he changed into a monkey face!
The stick is a big pig iron stick he bought in the mall after spending a little effort, painted with gold lacquer, and where is the monkey face?It is a very ordinary monkey costume.

He can't afford the Great Sage's costume, it costs more than 1000!Where is he willing to do it?All he had to do was to change into a monkey's costume, pretending to be aggressive!
"Mist grass, this guy is a goblin!"

The two secret disciples were dumbfounded, their brains were bewildered, and when they saw Ye Xiuwen suddenly turned into a monkey, they turned around and ran away in fright!

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +50 force."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +80 force."

"Haha! It's really interesting. I knew that if I suddenly changed my face, I would be able to pretend to be successful!"

Ye Xiuwen put on the costume, looked like a monkey, with his hands still on his chest, and moved back and forth, but in the end, the more than 200 people in black were all stupid, as if they were stupid. I couldn't understand why a good guy The person who was born turned into a monkey with a stick in his hand. Could it be that he came from the east?
At this moment, all the men in black couldn't figure it out, but on the other side, Ye Xiuwen's compulsion was increasing.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +20 force."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +10 force."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +15 force."

"Haha! The force is here again, but it is a little less, it must be too far away, they can't see clearly that I am pretending, ha! Ha! Ha!"

Ye Xiuwen smiled, and now everyone is not calm. If a monkey smiles like a human, how scary do you think it is?
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +30 force."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host, the intangible pretense is successful, and you get +20 force."

"Sure enough, it's because they can't see me pretending to be aggressive! If I let them see my red butt, it will definitely be awesome, and there will be more!
Don't run, you all don't run, I'm not a monster, you come back quickly, look at me pretending? .”

(End of this chapter)

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