Traversing into the Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain

Chapter 584 This is pretending, Lao Sun really wants to give this guy a full head

Even if Liu Bei knew it, he could only pretend not to know it.

Didn't Zhuge Liang know that Liu Bei already knew that he was pretending to sleep?
So Zhang Fei finished singing with a black face, and Liu Bei didn't make a sound to stop him. Guan Yu immediately sang a red face and said, "Third brother, don't be rude! This gentleman is a great sage comparable to Lu Wang, Zhang Liang, Guan Zhong, and Le Yi;

In the future, he will be able to help the eldest brother rule the world, has the third brother forgotten?When I came last time, my two friends already promised that I will be able to go north to Caocheng 72 in the future. "

Since I compare myself to Le Yi, I must have Le Yi's ability to go east to Qicheng 72. The last time I came here, my friend composed a song for my eldest brother, wasn't it just to seduce my eldest brother?
Zhang Fei was about to set fire to the back of the house, yelling loudly to wake up Zhuge Liang who was pretending to be asleep, but Guan Yu repeatedly persuaded him to stop (the third brother should be louder), and Liu Bei had no choice but to let the two of them wait outside the door.

As a result, when he returned to the hall, he saw that Zhuge Liang was about to stand up, and he couldn't help being overjoyed instantly.

But before the ecstasy was over, the ecstasy on his face immediately froze, not wanting Zhuge Liang to turn over, but to lie on his side again and continue to sleep.

Liu Bei could see that this great sage was probably testing his tolerance, so he had no choice but to continue to wait quietly.

In the end, he stood for another hour (two hours) in the blink of an eye, and stood in the hut for two hours (four hours). It is impossible to say that Liu Bei didn't have any opinions in his heart.

But then I thought that Zhuge Liang was comparable to Lu Wang and Zhang Liang, but when he went to Caocheng 72, even if he stood for a day and broke his leg, he could bear it. He had already broken his leg twice, so he was not afraid to stand for a while longer.

And it's already obvious that Zhuge Liang is just pretending.

As for how many talents there are, how many talents can a person who has never traveled or seen the world have?
As for reading, learning the art of war and strategy, a person who is only 20 years old, even if he started studying at the age of three, especially if he claims to have worked in Longzhong, and usually works in the fields, how much time can he have for reading?How many military strategies can be learned?
Therefore, in Liu Bei's heart, he had already concluded that the so-called great sage Zhuge Liang was probably just talking on paper and listening to others, and it was impossible for him to have any great talent.

But even knowing that Zhuge Liang could not have any great talent, Liu Bei still chose to treat him with the courtesy of a great sage, just because of the Tanxi Pegasus who was assisted by black magic back then.

As long as Zhuge Liang knows witchcraft, that's enough, Mr. Shui Jing knows how to do sorcery, and Zhuge Liang is recommended by Mr. Shuijing, so how could he not know sorcery?

Finally, Liu Bei stood for four hours, and he really felt that his legs were about to break.
Zhuge Liang finally woke up late, and without opening his eyes, he began to chant poems on the bed: "Who will wake up to the big dream first? All my life, I know that the spring in the cottage is full of sleep, and the sun outside the window is late."

Still chant poems, to whom?Sing it to yourself?

Liu Bei moved his legs unobtrusively, knowing that the poem was clearly chanted for himself, and deliberately pretended to be a great sage in front of him.

But even knowing that Zhuge Liang was pretending on purpose, he still showed great respect.

As a result, after reciting the poem, he turned over and deliberately asked the boy knowingly, "Is there any vulgar visitor?"

……

In the map of the mountains and rivers that no one can see.

Sun Yuezi still watched with interest, and couldn't help baring his teeth: "(This pretending) Old Sun really wants to go over and give this guy a full head, but since he's pretending to show Liu Bei, let him He continues to pretend;

Lao Sun didn't expect that Zhuge Liang's hypocrisy and shamelessness could be compared to Honghuang's group of old bastards who explained Taoism, but he was indeed a Taoist monster. It seems that Taoism is the same everywhere, they all like to play tricks. "

For Liu Bei's three visits to the thatched cottage, Sun Yue would not miss it, but he did not expect that it would be such a hypocritical drama, which was completely different from his impression.

Nuwa on the side also looked at it tenderly and said: "You don't need Daoist Sun Yue to take action, as long as you wait, husband, soon this Zhuge Liang will surprise you."

Sun Yue couldn't help being startled: "Oh? Surprise? What surprises can I give Old Sun?"

Nuwa said softly: "As long as you don't move him, he will definitely surprise you. Talking about it now is boring."

……

At the same time, the boy immediately replied beside Liu Bei: "Uncle Liu Huang has been waiting (standing and waiting) here for a long time."

After Zhuge Liang heard this, he finally got up, and slightly reprimanded him: "Why didn't you report early! Shang Rong changed your clothes. (Why didn't you report early to wake me up? Let me change my clothes first.)"

Although it was hypocrisy, in Liu Bei's eyes, he couldn't help feeling relieved.

Because if he is not hypocritical, he will be the same as the person who came to Mr. Shui Jing's place late at night. He is not a person in his "fellow way" at all, but he can only grasp his own sage's principles.

Even the Confucian sages said that men are superior to women, but what is wrong with saying that women are like clothes and wives are like clothes?It's just a lowly woman, why can't she eat her after she is a dignified Han family member?

But since Zhuge Liang is also a hypocrite, then he will definitely be able to invite him.

As a result, Zhuge Liang turned into the back hall again, and walked out in full clothes after a while.

Liu Bei also hurried forward and bowed down (kneeling down) and said: "The last man of the Han Dynasty, the fool of Zhuojun, I have heard of your name for a long time, and it is like thunder (I have never heard of you, a young and hard-working sage before) .

I went to the Jin Dynasty twice yesterday, but I couldn't see each other. I secretly thought about the Miao descendants of the Han Dynasty, and I saw the collapse of the imperial court, the chaos of the country, and the evil party bullying the king.

Although Bei has the sincerity to help others, but lacks economical strategies, looking up to Mr. Benedict for his kindness and loyalty, generously displaying Lu Wang's great talents, and giving his wife's great strategy, the world is very fortunate!Sheji is very lucky!
(Save the aristocratic family in this world, otherwise, if that Sun Yue takes over the world, the world of my big man will be the world of those little people.)”

However, Zhuge Liang didn't want to finish his speech with his emotionless and indistinct expression, but Zhuge Liang said indifferently: "Liang is a Nanyang savage, lax and lazy, he has been repeatedly visited by the general in vain, and he is extremely ashamed."

I'm just a savage, I'm too lazy to be lazy, and I'm really ashamed and embarrassed by the general's visit in vain many times.

Liu Bei immediately thought: Are you lazy?Then spread the word that he is plowing in the fields?

But it's good to be hypocritical, the more hypocritical Liu Bei is, the more assured he is, otherwise if he is not a hypocrite, he really won't be able to invite him, as long as he knows witchcraft is enough.

So after the ceremony, the two sat down as guests and hosts, and the boy offered tea.

Zhuge Liang said indifferently again: "Liang saw the general's letter yesterday, which shows that the general is concerned about the people and the country, but I hate that Liang is young and talented, so I made a mistake to ask."

A person who is unfaithful, unfilial, benevolent, and cannibal is still worried about the country and the people?
Liu Bei also imitated the words in the book and said: "Mr. Shui Jing's words, are they empty talk? Mr. Wan Wang never abandons Bei's contempt, and he will teach you."

I don't want Zhuge Liang to still be modest (hypocritical) and said: "Mr. Shui Jing, you are a master of the world (you can't say anything false). Liang is a plowing ear, how dare you talk about world affairs? Mr. Shui Jing is wrong. What can the general do?" Do you seek stubborn stones for beautiful jade?"

After reading the book for half a year, Liu Bei understood what he meant in an instant.

First of all, he flattered Mr. Shui Jing as a master of the world, so how could the words of the master of the world be false?Then he humbled himself that he was nothing more than a plow and a rock, but it was obviously contradictory and too hypocritical.

But hypocrisy, Liu Bei has never been afraid of hypocritical people, but the ones who are not hypocritical are the ones who are most afraid, because when it comes to hypocrisy and shamelessness, Liu Bei considers himself second, and has not found anyone who can be called number one.

But the current Zhuge Liang made Liu Bei look at him differently. On the one hand, he said that Mr. Shui Jing was right in saying that he was a world-class scholar. I am a great sage comparable to Lu Wang and Zhang Liang.

Not to mention that it is impossible for Zhuge Liang to work in the fields, because if he really works with the farmers, how can he have time to practice military strategies?

So one sentence exposed Zhuge Liang's true hypocrisy, which was completely upright hypocrisy.

Liu Bei was no longer afraid in an instant, he was a fellow, so he hurriedly said respectfully again: "A man who embraces worldly talents, how can he grow old in vain? I hope that you will take the common people of the world into consideration, and prepare for the stupid and enlighten me."

Finally, Zhuge Liang was obviously hypocritical enough, and said with a faint smile: "I would like to hear about the general's ambition."

Liu Bei hastily leaned forward and said in a low voice: "The Han Dynasty is in ruins, treacherous ministers are stealing their lives, they are beyond their means, and want to extend justice to the world."

Want to extend righteousness to the world?
It's completely ambiguous, and you can understand it in any way, please help me, sir, if I, Liu Bei, win the world, I will promote the Taoism behind my husband.

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