Traversing into the Sun Wukong under the Five Elements Mountain
Chapter 585 Fuck me!This is too hypocritical!
Chapter 585 Fuck me!This is too hypocritical!
Finally, when the voice fell, Zhuge Liang stopped pretending.
But he began to show off lightly: "Since Dong Zhuo's rebellion, the world's heroes have risen side by side (in fact, it has been since I taught Nanhua Immortals to pass on the magic trick "Taiping Essentials", which caused a war in the world)."
At this time, Liu Bei, especially Liu Bei who was injured and read the book for half a year, was no longer easy to fool, and he had to learn from the painful experience of his invented father's name, so he had to read the book.
The father's name, Liu Hong, which I didn't want to just make up, is actually the same name as the late emperor Liu Hong. If I could read more books and know the names of the previous emperors, there would be no such big loopholes in the identity of the Han clan.
So as soon as Zhuge Liang spoke, Liu Bei couldn't help but move in an instant: "I'm afraid it's since that corner?"The calamity of that horn was caused by the old fairy Nanhua you taught the demon, so you avoided the old fairy Nanhua who taught you the demon and did not mention it, but started with Dong Zhuo. '
Zhuge Liang was pampered, with a face of wealth and honor in all directions, and continued indifferently: "Cao Cao is not as powerful as Yuan Shao, but he was able to defeat him. It is not only the right time, but also man's plan. Today, Cao Cao has 50 people, coercing the emperor to command the princes , this sincerity cannot be competed with."
Liu Bei immediately showed great respect, and said again in his heart: "It's a pity that the counselors under his command are not as good as Kong Ming. You are better than Lu Wang, Zhang Liang, Guan Zhong, and Le Yi. I hope that even if you don't have their talents, you still have monsters that can shock the world." surgery.
If it is said that Cao Cao is not the only time of the day, I am afraid that you, Kong Ming, are talking about wars on paper in Longzhong. I don’t know that Cao Cao grasped the magic of the time, and took advantage of Yuan Shaoxin’s death, and before Yuan Tan and Yuan Xi led the army to Jizhou, he broke Jizhou first;
As a result, Yuan Tan and Yuan Xi had nowhere to go, and nowhere to return. Qingzhou and Bingzhou were also taken by Youzhou. '
Zhuge Liang continued to say indifferently: "Sun Yue's power is only tens of thousands of yellow scarves, how could he win Youzhou first, then compete with Cao Qing, and merge the two states? This is not the right time, but Zhang Jiao and his ilk, relying on sorcery.
Also sitting on 40 soldiers and horses, looking at the Central Plains as a tiger, this can't compete with it, and there is still Cao Cao in the middle. "
Liu Bei listened respectfully: "Then Sun Yue is indeed relying on witchcraft, I am afraid that only Kong Ming and you and other monsters can make enemies with him;
The enemy in my heart is precisely that Sun Yue, and you actually said that you can't compete with him, so how do you go north to Caocheng 72?Help me secure the world and rule the world? '
Zhuge Liang continued indifferently: "Sun Quan has occupied Jiangdong for three generations. The country is in danger and the people are attached to it. This can be used as a reinforcement, but it cannot be used (Sun Quan can be used as a reinforcement, but he cannot be drawn to Jiangdong).
Jingzhou is occupied by Han and Mian in the north, benefiting the South China Sea, connecting Wuhui in the east, and connecting Ba and Shu in the west. "
Liu Bei's eyelids moved slightly, and the last sentence indicated that he didn't quite understand it. It should be the same as Mr. Shui Jing's meaning, right?Jingzhou's destiny has returned, and the dragon in the stream flies to the sky, but is it his own fault?
Zhuge Liang continued: "Yizhou is a dangerous fortress, with thousands of miles of fertile fields, a land of abundance, and Gao Zu became an emperor because of it; today Liu Zhang is dark and weak, and the people are rich and the country is rich, but he doesn't know how to save compassion. A wise man thinks of a wise king."
Liu Bei also continued to listen respectfully: "Liu Zhang?The intelligent people mentioned by Kong Ming must be those noble families, right?Want a master?Want an ambitious Mingzhu?
What you said is wrong, Zhuge Liang, you really are talking on paper, why is Yizhou able to be rich and prosperous?But it is precisely because Liu Zhang has no ambitions and has a dangerous fortress that he can keep Yizhou safe.
When the world is stable, then Yizhou only needs to rely on one side, and it can still keep one side safe. You want me to attack that Yizhou?Unless you wait for the monster to let Liu Zhang die first. '
And at the same time when Liu Bei's thoughts turned, Zhuge Liang continued: "The general is the man of the emperor's family, his faith is everywhere in the world, he takes over the heroes, and he is thirsty for talents;
If there are Jing and Yi in the crossing, protect its rock resistance, harmonize Zhurong in the west, caress Yi and Yue in the south, tie Sun Quan outside, and cultivate political principles inside;
When there is a change in the world, a general will be ordered to send the soldiers of Jingzhou to Xiangwan and Luo, and the general will lead the people of Yizhou to go out of Qinchuan. Will the people not eat a pot of milk to welcome the general?If this is the case, great things can be accomplished and the Han Dynasty can prosper.
This is why he is the general's planner.But the general plans it. "
In an instant, Liu Bei's thick-skinned, could not help but blushed slightly and sighed in his heart: "Oh!You Zhuge Liang, you really are talking on paper, and I am faithful to the world?No one in the world knows, who do I vote for, who do I betray, and who am I unwilling to live under?
Take over the heroes?I'm just shutting down, Zhuge Liang, you probably don't know why I just shut up, but now I understand, because I'm unpopular, so no one votes for me.
It's true that you are thirsty for the virtuous, but there is no sage who voted for me Liu Bei, only you Zhuge Liang is a monster.
Waiting for the world to change?Don't you have the talents of Lu Wang and Zhang Liang?Do you still have to wait for the world to change?What change do you want to wait for? If you can't create change, what kind of talent are you? '
When Liu Bei couldn't help pondering, Zhuge Liang asked the boy to fetch a map, then hung it on the hall and pointed to it and continued: "This is the map of the 54 states of Xichuan.
If the general wants to become a hegemony, then Sun Yue is still separated from Cao Cao, but let Cao Cao occupy the sky in the north, and let Sun Quan occupy the land in the south.
Afterwards, it took Xichuan to build a foundation to form a tripartite situation (separate China since then, causing endless wars and fighting each other in the land of China), and then it can be used to map the original. "
Then can the map original?Is it just possible to picture the original?
Liu Bei couldn't help chewing for a moment, at least if he could have a demon to help him, he should really be able to have a piece of his own territory, but he also had to show his benevolence.
Hearing this, he hurriedly cupped his hands and thanked him: "Mr.'s words made Bei open his eyes, like clearing the clouds and seeing the blue sky. But Liu Biao in Jingzhou and Liu Zhang in Yizhou are both clan relatives of the Han Dynasty, so Bei An bears to seize them?"
What I want to ask is, what does Liu Bei rely on to win it?How can I have the heart to take it away?At the same time, it is also a test, to see if Zhuge Liang may understand what he said.
However, I didn't want Zhuge Liang to hear it, but said indifferently: "Looking at the sky at night, Liu Biao will die soon (just like that Jiangdong Sun Ce, whoever my Taoism tells him to die, no one can live, except Sun Yue, the prefect of Zhonghua County);
Liu Zhang is not the master of his career, and will return to the general after a long time. "
So Liu Bei heard it, and he could understand it: "Looking at the sky at night?"Sure enough, he is a demon from a cult. I heard that Jiangdong Sun Ce was killed by Yu Ji, a Taoist demon from Yuqing Temple;
With the help of you and other monsters, even if you can't go north to Caocheng 72, you can't help me Liu Bei to rule the world, but you can split a land and become king for me. '
As a result, the one who couldn't show his emotions and anger immediately couldn't help being excited and overjoyed, and knelt down and kowtowed again.
Obviously, it is clear that Zhuge Liang is just talking about everything on paper, and he doesn't understand Liu Bei at all, otherwise he wouldn't say that Liu Bei wrote faithfully in the world.
But no one in the world knows who Liu Bei defected to, and what kind of faith is it that prevails all over the world?If Zhuge Liang was not the monster recommended by Mr. Shui Jing, Liu Bei would suspect that Zhuge Liang was deliberately satirizing himself.
But since it was recommended by Mr. Shui Jing, the demon who saved his life, it is obvious that he is not really mocking himself, but just that he has never seen the world and does not know anyone in the world at all, but it is just talk on paper.
What Liu Bei cares about is also not any great talent, but the sorcery that can gallop across Tanxi River!
So he knelt down and kowtowed, and directly asked: "Although Bei is famous for his humble virtue (although I am unfaithful, unfilial, benevolent, unrighteous, and have no virtue), (but still) I hope that sir will not abandon my humbleness (don't abandon my humbleness) He was not from a Han family clan), so he came out to help. Be prepared to listen to Ming’s teachings.”
However, he didn’t want to be so respectful anymore, Zhuge Liang still said modestly (hypocrisy): “Liang Jiule plowed and hoeed (I, Tema, never went to the fields with farmers), lazy to respond to the world, and could not obey orders.”
Finally, when one sentence fell, Liu Bei couldn't help but complain in his heart.
Can't follow orders?Who wrote that indifferent to bright ambition, clean and far-reaching?Deliberately write for yourself, you Zhuge Liang have great ambitions.
What's more, "This is so bright, so you are the general's planner", what is the purpose of your plan for me?At this moment, you still have to hypocritically say that you can't follow orders.
Then who said that the phoenix soars thousands of feet, but it cannot live in it;You have conspired for me Liu Bei (four-legged confrontation, splitting China), am I not the one you said that you are not the one who does not rely on the Lord?
In an instant, Liu Bei's cognition couldn't help but be refreshed: If it is hypocrisy, it turns out that I am not as good as Zhuge Liang's case, and at this moment, I am still so hypocritical (modest), I am afraid that I only need to respectfully invite myself again, then Will it respond to the situation?
So in an instant, he had to pretend to cry: "What will the people of the world do if the master doesn't come out!"
As he spoke, tears stained the sleeves of his robe, the front of his clothes was completely wet, and the tears kept falling.
Finally Zhuge Liang thought of the common people in the world, so he seemed to have no choice but to respond: "The general will not abandon each other, and is willing to do the work of dogs and horses."
……
Mountains, rivers, and country maps of the world.
Sun Yue couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth: "Damn it! This is too hypocritical!"
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Finally, when the voice fell, Zhuge Liang stopped pretending.
But he began to show off lightly: "Since Dong Zhuo's rebellion, the world's heroes have risen side by side (in fact, it has been since I taught Nanhua Immortals to pass on the magic trick "Taiping Essentials", which caused a war in the world)."
At this time, Liu Bei, especially Liu Bei who was injured and read the book for half a year, was no longer easy to fool, and he had to learn from the painful experience of his invented father's name, so he had to read the book.
The father's name, Liu Hong, which I didn't want to just make up, is actually the same name as the late emperor Liu Hong. If I could read more books and know the names of the previous emperors, there would be no such big loopholes in the identity of the Han clan.
So as soon as Zhuge Liang spoke, Liu Bei couldn't help but move in an instant: "I'm afraid it's since that corner?"The calamity of that horn was caused by the old fairy Nanhua you taught the demon, so you avoided the old fairy Nanhua who taught you the demon and did not mention it, but started with Dong Zhuo. '
Zhuge Liang was pampered, with a face of wealth and honor in all directions, and continued indifferently: "Cao Cao is not as powerful as Yuan Shao, but he was able to defeat him. It is not only the right time, but also man's plan. Today, Cao Cao has 50 people, coercing the emperor to command the princes , this sincerity cannot be competed with."
Liu Bei immediately showed great respect, and said again in his heart: "It's a pity that the counselors under his command are not as good as Kong Ming. You are better than Lu Wang, Zhang Liang, Guan Zhong, and Le Yi. I hope that even if you don't have their talents, you still have monsters that can shock the world." surgery.
If it is said that Cao Cao is not the only time of the day, I am afraid that you, Kong Ming, are talking about wars on paper in Longzhong. I don’t know that Cao Cao grasped the magic of the time, and took advantage of Yuan Shaoxin’s death, and before Yuan Tan and Yuan Xi led the army to Jizhou, he broke Jizhou first;
As a result, Yuan Tan and Yuan Xi had nowhere to go, and nowhere to return. Qingzhou and Bingzhou were also taken by Youzhou. '
Zhuge Liang continued to say indifferently: "Sun Yue's power is only tens of thousands of yellow scarves, how could he win Youzhou first, then compete with Cao Qing, and merge the two states? This is not the right time, but Zhang Jiao and his ilk, relying on sorcery.
Also sitting on 40 soldiers and horses, looking at the Central Plains as a tiger, this can't compete with it, and there is still Cao Cao in the middle. "
Liu Bei listened respectfully: "Then Sun Yue is indeed relying on witchcraft, I am afraid that only Kong Ming and you and other monsters can make enemies with him;
The enemy in my heart is precisely that Sun Yue, and you actually said that you can't compete with him, so how do you go north to Caocheng 72?Help me secure the world and rule the world? '
Zhuge Liang continued indifferently: "Sun Quan has occupied Jiangdong for three generations. The country is in danger and the people are attached to it. This can be used as a reinforcement, but it cannot be used (Sun Quan can be used as a reinforcement, but he cannot be drawn to Jiangdong).
Jingzhou is occupied by Han and Mian in the north, benefiting the South China Sea, connecting Wuhui in the east, and connecting Ba and Shu in the west. "
Liu Bei's eyelids moved slightly, and the last sentence indicated that he didn't quite understand it. It should be the same as Mr. Shui Jing's meaning, right?Jingzhou's destiny has returned, and the dragon in the stream flies to the sky, but is it his own fault?
Zhuge Liang continued: "Yizhou is a dangerous fortress, with thousands of miles of fertile fields, a land of abundance, and Gao Zu became an emperor because of it; today Liu Zhang is dark and weak, and the people are rich and the country is rich, but he doesn't know how to save compassion. A wise man thinks of a wise king."
Liu Bei also continued to listen respectfully: "Liu Zhang?The intelligent people mentioned by Kong Ming must be those noble families, right?Want a master?Want an ambitious Mingzhu?
What you said is wrong, Zhuge Liang, you really are talking on paper, why is Yizhou able to be rich and prosperous?But it is precisely because Liu Zhang has no ambitions and has a dangerous fortress that he can keep Yizhou safe.
When the world is stable, then Yizhou only needs to rely on one side, and it can still keep one side safe. You want me to attack that Yizhou?Unless you wait for the monster to let Liu Zhang die first. '
And at the same time when Liu Bei's thoughts turned, Zhuge Liang continued: "The general is the man of the emperor's family, his faith is everywhere in the world, he takes over the heroes, and he is thirsty for talents;
If there are Jing and Yi in the crossing, protect its rock resistance, harmonize Zhurong in the west, caress Yi and Yue in the south, tie Sun Quan outside, and cultivate political principles inside;
When there is a change in the world, a general will be ordered to send the soldiers of Jingzhou to Xiangwan and Luo, and the general will lead the people of Yizhou to go out of Qinchuan. Will the people not eat a pot of milk to welcome the general?If this is the case, great things can be accomplished and the Han Dynasty can prosper.
This is why he is the general's planner.But the general plans it. "
In an instant, Liu Bei's thick-skinned, could not help but blushed slightly and sighed in his heart: "Oh!You Zhuge Liang, you really are talking on paper, and I am faithful to the world?No one in the world knows, who do I vote for, who do I betray, and who am I unwilling to live under?
Take over the heroes?I'm just shutting down, Zhuge Liang, you probably don't know why I just shut up, but now I understand, because I'm unpopular, so no one votes for me.
It's true that you are thirsty for the virtuous, but there is no sage who voted for me Liu Bei, only you Zhuge Liang is a monster.
Waiting for the world to change?Don't you have the talents of Lu Wang and Zhang Liang?Do you still have to wait for the world to change?What change do you want to wait for? If you can't create change, what kind of talent are you? '
When Liu Bei couldn't help pondering, Zhuge Liang asked the boy to fetch a map, then hung it on the hall and pointed to it and continued: "This is the map of the 54 states of Xichuan.
If the general wants to become a hegemony, then Sun Yue is still separated from Cao Cao, but let Cao Cao occupy the sky in the north, and let Sun Quan occupy the land in the south.
Afterwards, it took Xichuan to build a foundation to form a tripartite situation (separate China since then, causing endless wars and fighting each other in the land of China), and then it can be used to map the original. "
Then can the map original?Is it just possible to picture the original?
Liu Bei couldn't help chewing for a moment, at least if he could have a demon to help him, he should really be able to have a piece of his own territory, but he also had to show his benevolence.
Hearing this, he hurriedly cupped his hands and thanked him: "Mr.'s words made Bei open his eyes, like clearing the clouds and seeing the blue sky. But Liu Biao in Jingzhou and Liu Zhang in Yizhou are both clan relatives of the Han Dynasty, so Bei An bears to seize them?"
What I want to ask is, what does Liu Bei rely on to win it?How can I have the heart to take it away?At the same time, it is also a test, to see if Zhuge Liang may understand what he said.
However, I didn't want Zhuge Liang to hear it, but said indifferently: "Looking at the sky at night, Liu Biao will die soon (just like that Jiangdong Sun Ce, whoever my Taoism tells him to die, no one can live, except Sun Yue, the prefect of Zhonghua County);
Liu Zhang is not the master of his career, and will return to the general after a long time. "
So Liu Bei heard it, and he could understand it: "Looking at the sky at night?"Sure enough, he is a demon from a cult. I heard that Jiangdong Sun Ce was killed by Yu Ji, a Taoist demon from Yuqing Temple;
With the help of you and other monsters, even if you can't go north to Caocheng 72, you can't help me Liu Bei to rule the world, but you can split a land and become king for me. '
As a result, the one who couldn't show his emotions and anger immediately couldn't help being excited and overjoyed, and knelt down and kowtowed again.
Obviously, it is clear that Zhuge Liang is just talking about everything on paper, and he doesn't understand Liu Bei at all, otherwise he wouldn't say that Liu Bei wrote faithfully in the world.
But no one in the world knows who Liu Bei defected to, and what kind of faith is it that prevails all over the world?If Zhuge Liang was not the monster recommended by Mr. Shui Jing, Liu Bei would suspect that Zhuge Liang was deliberately satirizing himself.
But since it was recommended by Mr. Shui Jing, the demon who saved his life, it is obvious that he is not really mocking himself, but just that he has never seen the world and does not know anyone in the world at all, but it is just talk on paper.
What Liu Bei cares about is also not any great talent, but the sorcery that can gallop across Tanxi River!
So he knelt down and kowtowed, and directly asked: "Although Bei is famous for his humble virtue (although I am unfaithful, unfilial, benevolent, unrighteous, and have no virtue), (but still) I hope that sir will not abandon my humbleness (don't abandon my humbleness) He was not from a Han family clan), so he came out to help. Be prepared to listen to Ming’s teachings.”
However, he didn’t want to be so respectful anymore, Zhuge Liang still said modestly (hypocrisy): “Liang Jiule plowed and hoeed (I, Tema, never went to the fields with farmers), lazy to respond to the world, and could not obey orders.”
Finally, when one sentence fell, Liu Bei couldn't help but complain in his heart.
Can't follow orders?Who wrote that indifferent to bright ambition, clean and far-reaching?Deliberately write for yourself, you Zhuge Liang have great ambitions.
What's more, "This is so bright, so you are the general's planner", what is the purpose of your plan for me?At this moment, you still have to hypocritically say that you can't follow orders.
Then who said that the phoenix soars thousands of feet, but it cannot live in it;You have conspired for me Liu Bei (four-legged confrontation, splitting China), am I not the one you said that you are not the one who does not rely on the Lord?
In an instant, Liu Bei's cognition couldn't help but be refreshed: If it is hypocrisy, it turns out that I am not as good as Zhuge Liang's case, and at this moment, I am still so hypocritical (modest), I am afraid that I only need to respectfully invite myself again, then Will it respond to the situation?
So in an instant, he had to pretend to cry: "What will the people of the world do if the master doesn't come out!"
As he spoke, tears stained the sleeves of his robe, the front of his clothes was completely wet, and the tears kept falling.
Finally Zhuge Liang thought of the common people in the world, so he seemed to have no choice but to respond: "The general will not abandon each other, and is willing to do the work of dogs and horses."
……
Mountains, rivers, and country maps of the world.
Sun Yue couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth: "Damn it! This is too hypocritical!"
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(End of this chapter)
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