God's Summoner
Chapter 595 The Fat Man in the Kitchen
Chapter 595 The Fat Man in the Kitchen
Yellow River, Blood Ship, Qin State Sea God Army.
Seven days ago, Lv Bu and Xue Li were ordered by Zhuge Liang to lead a hundred thousand soldiers and gallop into the Bohai Sea by water, carrying the banner of "go to the southern border to rescue Ji Kao". At the mouth of the river, go upstream and go straight to the hinterland of Donglu.
Along the way, it is the Bohai Sea (now the boundary of Tianjin, which used to be all sea surface), the Yellow River Sea, these two sea areas are the huge branch of the East China Sea, and the sea is full of the former Ministry of King Pingling. Lv Bu and Xue Li, the strange soldiers, are almost like mist in the sea, and no one can detect them.
In the past seven days, the speed of marching has reached the extreme. Although they are going upstream and encounter a lot of resistance, they still haven't been able to dampen the high fighting spirit of this Sea God's army.
The cabin of the blood ship, the hall of the coach.
"Damn it, it's been seven days, it's too slow. Xue Li, do you think we will wait until we get behind Jiang Wenhuan's army of Qin, these ants have already been killed by Guan Yu and Bai Huan? Did you kill those two brats? Those two brats knew they couldn’t beat X, so they must have wanted to humiliate X with their military exploits all day long, but this time they gave them a chance. Sigh, Zhuge The military division is also true, insisting on asking someone to attack."
Lu Bu was dressed in military uniform, sitting on the commander-in-chief's seat, feeling very melancholy. Compared with the high-spirited armored soldiers under his command, he, the leading general, seemed much more decadent. Once in seven days, he was either drinking or bragging about Xue Rengui, Very boring.
But also, he is a quick-tempered person, if you ask him to travel long distances to sneak attack, he will naturally be extremely lonely during the long march.But loneliness is loneliness, if this kid kills people, he will be in full bloom all the time.
Xue Li smiled when he heard the words, although he didn't have much contact with Lu Bu before, but after traveling together for seven days, he also has a good impression of Lu Bu.This kid doesn't have a city mansion, he only wants to find someone to fight, and he has a bold and unparalleled temperament. With him in his company, the murderous journey is refreshing.
He smiled immediately and said, "Fengxian, don't complain! Before leaving, Teacher Bowen once said that the front line will not be able to fight for a while. Jiang Wenhuan's move is intended to build momentum. He will not wait until the princes from all directions gather. We will do it. In the current situation, Guan Yu and Bai Qi, the two big brothers who are facing the battlefield, may be more anxious than us! So, the key to this battle lies in you and me. As long as you and I descend Qin Dajun is behind, and when the time comes, the whole body will be moved by one hair, and the big battle will start. At that time, you will have a chance to kill yourself."
Hearing this, Lu Bu was even more speechless in his heart, and shouted: "It's another campaign! You say that these literati flirts will fight as soon as they fight, and they have to wait and wait. What kind of campaign is there? If it were me, I would hold Hundreds of thousands of troops conquered Qin, so they went up and hacked Guan Yu to death...err, haha, a slip of the tongue!"
That is to say, Xue Li is not aware of Lu Bu's reckless failure in the Three Kingdoms period. If he knows this, there will be a lot of "sarcasm and ridicule".This guy is good at everything, but he is too impatient and belligerent.
Compared with the quick-tempered and slightly stupid Lu Bu, Xue Rengui, who has a leadership of 97 and an intelligence of 83, is much smarter.
Although he didn't know Zhuge Liang's purpose for sending him and Lu Bu out to attack at the beginning, but after seven days of thinking, he probably guessed a little bit, and guessed that he and Lu Bu were Zhuge Liang's pawns.Once he fails, he and Lu Bu will die without a place to bury him.
However, even thinking of this point, the 100 loyalty points and the domineering spirit in his heart made Xue Li ignore Zhuge Liang's behavior of treating himself as a pawn, and felt that Zhuge Liang thought highly of himself and Lu Bu.If not, he would not have placed such a heavy burden in the hands of the two of them.
However, I figured it out myself, and I don't blame Zhuge Liang, but it doesn't mean that Lu Bu can also figure it out.
Although this kid is stupid and only knows how to fight, his good brother Chen Sheng is extremely intelligent. Once he knows that he has been betrayed by Zhuge Liang, with his temperament, maybe he will fight Zhuge Liang for his life after returning.
Xue Li, who is dedicated to the country, does not want this kind of thing to happen.
After his expression changed slightly, Xue Li withdrew his smile, and said seriously: "Fengxian, your majesty is constrained by his reputation, and always thinks that people in the world will talk about the benevolence and righteousness of our Qin State, so he is always passive and has to wait until We only take action when someone offends us. This time we fought with Jiang Wenhuan, His Majesty also waited for Jiang Wenhuan to make the first move before we, Qin Guo, made a move.
And Prime Minister Zhuge, who knew His Majesty's situation and feelings very well, and thought of His Majesty wholeheartedly, sent you and me as the Heavenly Soldier, trying to defeat Jiang Wenhuan's army of Qin in one fell swoop.Xue Li and I were deeply moved by such loyal civil servants who think for the king. "
Xue Li said this very well. He knew that Lu Bu was loyal to Ji Kao, so he used Ji Kao's name to excuse Zhuge Liang, and he was afraid that Lu Bu would not understand, so he almost blatantly praised Zhuge Liang in the end.
Unexpectedly, when Lu Bu heard the words, he gave him a blank look, went up and punched Xue Rengui on the chest, and scolded with a smile: "You kid also learn how to play tricks from His Majesty, don't you? Xue Li, although I, Lu Bu, am not smart, I am not stupid either. That old boy Zhuge Liang sent me out to attack, do you really think I can’t see anything? Haha, forget it, don’t excuse that old boy, we are all brothers, and I won’t be angry. On the contrary, I would like to thank What about the old boy. If he hadn't sent me out, where would I have found such a great opportunity to make meritorious service? I can't just let Guan Yu and the others snatch it away!"
Xue Rengui was on the spot in a daze, it was true that he never thought that Lu Xiaobu, a big man who picks his feet, could have such a clever side, and he could guess Zhuge Liang's intentions.
Seeing Xue Rengui's bewilderment, Lu Bu was even more proud. It seemed that he, who was so smart once in a while, used his super wisdom to teach Xue Li a lesson, and laughed wildly: "Haha, I like to see you so stupid. That's fine." Well, that kid Wang Jianlin gave me a few jars of fine wine, and I asked him to warm it up, and we brothers had a few sips."
During the words, Lu Bu waved his hand, and immediately several soldiers stepped forward, took the wine, and sent it to the kitchen.
Bai Qi's blood ship was originally a warship during the war between humans and demons. There are dozens of kitchens in it, and the daily food production is enough to support 10 people.
When these soldiers walked to the kitchen with the wine jar in their hands, they suddenly saw a large group of fat people busy cooking in the kitchen, each of them was full of fat, and it seemed that they would leak oil if squeezed together, especially the fattest guy among them. He looks like a meat mountain, making people worry that he will explode at any time.
At this moment, when he sensed that someone was coming, the fattest Roshan immediately looked pleasantly surprised, and ran over with a big spoon as tall as a person.
ps: The fourth update! ! !Fatty is coming out!
(End of this chapter)
Yellow River, Blood Ship, Qin State Sea God Army.
Seven days ago, Lv Bu and Xue Li were ordered by Zhuge Liang to lead a hundred thousand soldiers and gallop into the Bohai Sea by water, carrying the banner of "go to the southern border to rescue Ji Kao". At the mouth of the river, go upstream and go straight to the hinterland of Donglu.
Along the way, it is the Bohai Sea (now the boundary of Tianjin, which used to be all sea surface), the Yellow River Sea, these two sea areas are the huge branch of the East China Sea, and the sea is full of the former Ministry of King Pingling. Lv Bu and Xue Li, the strange soldiers, are almost like mist in the sea, and no one can detect them.
In the past seven days, the speed of marching has reached the extreme. Although they are going upstream and encounter a lot of resistance, they still haven't been able to dampen the high fighting spirit of this Sea God's army.
The cabin of the blood ship, the hall of the coach.
"Damn it, it's been seven days, it's too slow. Xue Li, do you think we will wait until we get behind Jiang Wenhuan's army of Qin, these ants have already been killed by Guan Yu and Bai Huan? Did you kill those two brats? Those two brats knew they couldn’t beat X, so they must have wanted to humiliate X with their military exploits all day long, but this time they gave them a chance. Sigh, Zhuge The military division is also true, insisting on asking someone to attack."
Lu Bu was dressed in military uniform, sitting on the commander-in-chief's seat, feeling very melancholy. Compared with the high-spirited armored soldiers under his command, he, the leading general, seemed much more decadent. Once in seven days, he was either drinking or bragging about Xue Rengui, Very boring.
But also, he is a quick-tempered person, if you ask him to travel long distances to sneak attack, he will naturally be extremely lonely during the long march.But loneliness is loneliness, if this kid kills people, he will be in full bloom all the time.
Xue Li smiled when he heard the words, although he didn't have much contact with Lu Bu before, but after traveling together for seven days, he also has a good impression of Lu Bu.This kid doesn't have a city mansion, he only wants to find someone to fight, and he has a bold and unparalleled temperament. With him in his company, the murderous journey is refreshing.
He smiled immediately and said, "Fengxian, don't complain! Before leaving, Teacher Bowen once said that the front line will not be able to fight for a while. Jiang Wenhuan's move is intended to build momentum. He will not wait until the princes from all directions gather. We will do it. In the current situation, Guan Yu and Bai Qi, the two big brothers who are facing the battlefield, may be more anxious than us! So, the key to this battle lies in you and me. As long as you and I descend Qin Dajun is behind, and when the time comes, the whole body will be moved by one hair, and the big battle will start. At that time, you will have a chance to kill yourself."
Hearing this, Lu Bu was even more speechless in his heart, and shouted: "It's another campaign! You say that these literati flirts will fight as soon as they fight, and they have to wait and wait. What kind of campaign is there? If it were me, I would hold Hundreds of thousands of troops conquered Qin, so they went up and hacked Guan Yu to death...err, haha, a slip of the tongue!"
That is to say, Xue Li is not aware of Lu Bu's reckless failure in the Three Kingdoms period. If he knows this, there will be a lot of "sarcasm and ridicule".This guy is good at everything, but he is too impatient and belligerent.
Compared with the quick-tempered and slightly stupid Lu Bu, Xue Rengui, who has a leadership of 97 and an intelligence of 83, is much smarter.
Although he didn't know Zhuge Liang's purpose for sending him and Lu Bu out to attack at the beginning, but after seven days of thinking, he probably guessed a little bit, and guessed that he and Lu Bu were Zhuge Liang's pawns.Once he fails, he and Lu Bu will die without a place to bury him.
However, even thinking of this point, the 100 loyalty points and the domineering spirit in his heart made Xue Li ignore Zhuge Liang's behavior of treating himself as a pawn, and felt that Zhuge Liang thought highly of himself and Lu Bu.If not, he would not have placed such a heavy burden in the hands of the two of them.
However, I figured it out myself, and I don't blame Zhuge Liang, but it doesn't mean that Lu Bu can also figure it out.
Although this kid is stupid and only knows how to fight, his good brother Chen Sheng is extremely intelligent. Once he knows that he has been betrayed by Zhuge Liang, with his temperament, maybe he will fight Zhuge Liang for his life after returning.
Xue Li, who is dedicated to the country, does not want this kind of thing to happen.
After his expression changed slightly, Xue Li withdrew his smile, and said seriously: "Fengxian, your majesty is constrained by his reputation, and always thinks that people in the world will talk about the benevolence and righteousness of our Qin State, so he is always passive and has to wait until We only take action when someone offends us. This time we fought with Jiang Wenhuan, His Majesty also waited for Jiang Wenhuan to make the first move before we, Qin Guo, made a move.
And Prime Minister Zhuge, who knew His Majesty's situation and feelings very well, and thought of His Majesty wholeheartedly, sent you and me as the Heavenly Soldier, trying to defeat Jiang Wenhuan's army of Qin in one fell swoop.Xue Li and I were deeply moved by such loyal civil servants who think for the king. "
Xue Li said this very well. He knew that Lu Bu was loyal to Ji Kao, so he used Ji Kao's name to excuse Zhuge Liang, and he was afraid that Lu Bu would not understand, so he almost blatantly praised Zhuge Liang in the end.
Unexpectedly, when Lu Bu heard the words, he gave him a blank look, went up and punched Xue Rengui on the chest, and scolded with a smile: "You kid also learn how to play tricks from His Majesty, don't you? Xue Li, although I, Lu Bu, am not smart, I am not stupid either. That old boy Zhuge Liang sent me out to attack, do you really think I can’t see anything? Haha, forget it, don’t excuse that old boy, we are all brothers, and I won’t be angry. On the contrary, I would like to thank What about the old boy. If he hadn't sent me out, where would I have found such a great opportunity to make meritorious service? I can't just let Guan Yu and the others snatch it away!"
Xue Rengui was on the spot in a daze, it was true that he never thought that Lu Xiaobu, a big man who picks his feet, could have such a clever side, and he could guess Zhuge Liang's intentions.
Seeing Xue Rengui's bewilderment, Lu Bu was even more proud. It seemed that he, who was so smart once in a while, used his super wisdom to teach Xue Li a lesson, and laughed wildly: "Haha, I like to see you so stupid. That's fine." Well, that kid Wang Jianlin gave me a few jars of fine wine, and I asked him to warm it up, and we brothers had a few sips."
During the words, Lu Bu waved his hand, and immediately several soldiers stepped forward, took the wine, and sent it to the kitchen.
Bai Qi's blood ship was originally a warship during the war between humans and demons. There are dozens of kitchens in it, and the daily food production is enough to support 10 people.
When these soldiers walked to the kitchen with the wine jar in their hands, they suddenly saw a large group of fat people busy cooking in the kitchen, each of them was full of fat, and it seemed that they would leak oil if squeezed together, especially the fattest guy among them. He looks like a meat mountain, making people worry that he will explode at any time.
At this moment, when he sensed that someone was coming, the fattest Roshan immediately looked pleasantly surprised, and ran over with a big spoon as tall as a person.
ps: The fourth update! ! !Fatty is coming out!
(End of this chapter)
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