God's Summoner

Chapter 596
"The boss wants to drink, you guys should heat it up and send someone to send it. Be careful and don't spill the wine. If not, the boss will blame you and use you big fat people to refine oil!"

Lu Bu's soldiers took a deep breath, put down the wine jar, and left quickly.

After Lu Bu's soldiers left, the big fat man looked around, then kicked the thinnest looking fat man next to him, and shouted softly: "You, you go out and hold the door. Shout out."

The thinnest fat man glanced at Lu Bu's wine jar, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, but he had no choice but to walk towards the door with a bitter face.

At the same time, all the fat people in the huge kitchen put down their means of survival and surrounded them one by one, their faces were all excited, they kept licking their lips and looking at Lu Bu's fine wine.

"Why, looking for death? This kind of good stuff, of course, must be tasted by Mr. Pig first. You are all heartless, if there is no Mr. Pig, would you be able to have today? Finished things, go out and look at it, this It’s the coach’s wine, if someone sees us drinking it secretly, we’ll lose our heads.”

During the words, the fat men around were extremely flexible, walking like flying, and observing the surroundings mysteriously.

And the fattest fat man carefully carried a few wine jars and walked towards the depths of the kitchen.

When he got to the back of a burning stove, the fat man said with a smile on his face: "Brother Pig, here comes another good thing!"

"Hmph, blah, blah!"

In the haystack next to the burning stove, there was a big fat man sleeping.At this time, the fat man was sleeping soundly, snoring continuously, the snoring sound was thunderous, and occasionally a few words in his sleep came out.

"Beauty, chicken legs, heh, blah, blah!"

"Brother Pig, here comes another good thing!"

The big fat man yelled again, but the sleeping fat man didn't seem to hear anything, he still ground his teeth and farted, turned over, continued to sleep soundly, and even stretched out his fingers to pick his nostrils.

The big fat man was speechless, so he could only yell in a low voice: "Brother Pig, dinner is ready!"

It was such a soft-spoken sentence, but it was more effective than the previous yelling. As soon as the words came out, the sleeping fat man straightened up like a carp, jumped up, his eyes showed excitement, and his big mouth opened. Everyone can see his back molars.

And it wasn't until he jumped up that his own form was completely exposed to the world.

But seeing that this fat man is very different from other fat men in the kitchen, he is born with a fat head and big ears, his bald forehead is shiny, and his body is huge, but he tends to be burly, not that kind of puffy.A shabby black dress was almost covered with oil stains. His eyebrows and eyes were very wide, and he looked a little naive, but his eyes only flashed occasionally, but they were chilling, as if they were full of cunning.

It's just that this slyness, combined with his round body, doesn't give people the feeling of being silly, but instead has a strong sense of wretchedness, and at first glance he looks like a guy with a belly full of bad water.

This guy, of course, was selected by Ji Kao in the lottery... Zhutou Bajie.

At this time, Bajie yawned, and it seemed that he hadn't woken up yet. After he yawned a dozen times, he saw the wind in the kitchen, blowing the firewood and dancing around, bluffing the big fat man holding the wine jar, It is regarded as heaven and man.

"Brother Pig, this is the wine that the coach wants to heat up. You can tell it's a good thing at first glance. Hehe, I know that Brother Zhu likes this drink, so I specially brought it to honor Brother Zhu..." The big fat man admired Zhu Bajie very much. I know that if there is no Zhu Bajie, I and others will definitely not grow so fat and eat so well.

Hearing the words, Zhu Bajie muttered a few words, his face seemed to be complaining about something.Immediately, he got up, pouted his fat buttocks, climbed onto the stove, rolled up the cuffs of his black clothes, used them as a rag, wiped the stove twice carelessly, and then turned over and lay down. on top.

With a gesture of raising his hand, the wine jar in the big fat man's hand flew over, and at the same time, a thin layer of mist rose in the huge kitchen, covering up the situation inside.

"Three Fatty, it's rare that you have such filial piety. Come, Brother Zhu will reward you with a bite."

During the speech, Bajie opened the seal of a wine jar, took a deep breath, his face showed an expression of intoxication, and saliva flowed from the corner of his mouth. , like snot in general.

"Thank you, Brother Pig, haha, thank you, Brother Pig!"

The big fat man was delighted to hear that, and immediately stepped forward and opened his mouth.Bajie was not bad either, so he immediately raised the wine jar and poured wine into the fat man's mouth.At the same time, the aroma of wine was overflowing, making several big fat people around them extremely intoxicated.

You know, this fine wine was specially brewed by Wang Jianlin with elixir in order to please Lu Bu and other generals. Just by inhaling the aroma of the wine into the nostrils, it can turn into countless warm currents and melt into the whole body.

"Don't stand still! We are all brothers, and we have good things to share. Come, come, come here."

Bajie laughed, showing a sense of refreshment in his expression, he opened a jar of wine and drank it happily, and at the same time asked a few fat people to drink another jar of wine together.

However, how can there be good wine without good food?
The few big fat guys were so happy, they jumped up and down in the kitchen in a hurry, and in just a moment, they brought many kinds of delicacies.

"Haha, brother pig, this is the nine-tailed chicken, the spiritual bird that coach Xue Li eats. According to your method, brother pig, I chopped a few small pieces of this chicken and used it to make soup for him. The rest of the chicken is in the That's it. Brother, I fried this big chicken leg twice, just to honor you, Brother Zhu."

"Hey, brother pig, this is the deep-sea squid caught by coach Lu Bu himself yesterday. I kept a small half of it secretly, and it's just right now to use it for dinner."

A group of big fat people were drinking and eating the food that was originally provided for Lu Bu, Xue Li and others, and they patted their stomachs and laughed loudly, with a sense of complicity in their laughter.

"Forehead!"

Finally, when eating and drinking was almost done, Bajie burped, broke off a firewood branch as a toothpick, picked the crumbs of meat in his teeth, and said proudly: "Okay, it's almost done. Three fat, you guys go Take a few jars of ordinary wine from the side, mix it with this jar of unopened fine wine, warm it up, and send it to our coach."

"Got it!"

Those big fat guys immediately started to do it with a smile on their faces. They were extremely fast and skillful. It was obvious that they did such wicked things.Anyway, on the march, no one cared about this, and they were the cheap ones.

Not long after, a jar of ordinary wine was warmed up by a few big fat men, and then sent to Lu Bu.

　ps: fifth update!Do you want to see Lu Bu and Bajie fight? ?Anyway, I really like to see Lu Bu being bullied by Ba Jie, haha! ! !
　　
　
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